> Let me tell you something that might be a bit dangerous. I was raised in Japan. I was schooled in martial arts. I was given the title of master. They take a movie “The Last Samurai.” They have a 5-foot-2-inch little guy, whether he was straight or gay, I don’t know. I don’t care. He had never been to Japan. He doesn’t speak Japanese. He has never held a sword. They make him the Last Samurai. We got 450,000 phone calls [laughs] from everybody in the world saying, “That role was perfect for you. How did that happen?” Most of the people I know didn’t like the film and didn’t go see it. It’s just a classic example of Hollywood and the politics.
Let me tell you something that might be a bit dangerous. I was raised in Japan. I was schooled in martial arts...
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Daniel Mitchell
>They have a 5-foot-2-inch little guy, whether he was straight or gay, I don’t know. I don’t care.
is this the most kino line ever?
Jaxson Wood
It's called acting dumb faggot
Jaxson Rogers
>They have a 5-foot-2-inch little guy, whether he was straight or gay, I don’t know. I don’t care.
Jason Clark
wasn't ken watanabe's character the last samurai?
Isaac King
No, it's this
>Most of the people I know didn’t like the film and didn’t go see it.
Julian Bell
no steven seagal is
Jordan Thomas
You most reply if you heard his voice in your head (and have never seen one of his movies)
Henry Turner
>manlet gets himself out there and earns roles and makes kino for his fans
>whiney manlet hater complains and does nothing of note for the past two decades
Uhh manlets rise up??
Jaxson Lopez
>title of master
>aikido
nice try
Mason Stewart
Tom could whoop his ass, back then and today. Same with that spoiled brat Bieber.
Kayden Allen
>lived in dainippon-teikoku
>doesn't know samurai is plural
アイシッギディッギ
Joshua King
There's literally no way. Steven would kick that midget in the head.
Jackson Butler
The only thing Steven can "kick" is a malfunctioning vending machine.
Josiah Parker
This shit is so classic, man the fantasy world this guy lives in is astounding. With him being a celebrity in Russia of all places his ego has nowhere to go but up.
Joseph Allen
I doubt that this tardfuck can speak Japanese or has officially been given the title of "master".
Nathaniel Foster
Well I'm sorry to hear that.
Mason Martin
is steven seagal the ultimate weaboo? asians probably can't stand him. he probably rapes little asian kids too.
Nolan Rogers
cause now...
Nolan Butler
Tom Cruise is a toddler sized midget, and defeating a toddler wouldn't be hard even for someone who hasn't mastered the martial arts.
Ian Campbell
WHAT THE FUCK IS A PUNANI?
William Murphy
Dylan Sanchez
>whether he was straight or gay, I don’t know
Joshua King
De jure, yes. However, Tom's character better embodied the spirit of what it meant to be a Samurai.
Evan Davis
Was he implying that Tom Cruise was a faggot??
Noah Turner
Danni Aiello is the only actor who can sign worth a damn.
Sebastian Garcia
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Here you can clearly see the physical education, discipline and coordination of the master. His movie persona has gotten to his head. If he's so good he should go to the octagon, lets see how well he does there. If he was a little bit more humble he be such an easy target. Making fun of him is low hanging fruit. All that shit aside, he's retarded too.
The only instance of Tom ever commenting on his martial arts knowledge is that when a host asked him in an interview,
>You actually know martial arts?
or
>you can actually beat people up if you wanted to?
TC said
>I think I can handle myself
Humble but incredibly experienced. Forget Tom, Milla Jovovich can defeat that deluded cocky lardass.
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Ethan Gonzalez
the problem steven, is that tom can act, and you can't
Mason Russell
Samurai is both plural and singular, as Japanese has only mass nouns.
The Last Samurai refers to the plural, as in the last "samurais"
That's what makes his quote even better.
Jonathan Morris
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take plastic
Jackson Lopez
Stallone told this once.
But I remember once, at my home in Miami, I believe it was in ’96 or’97, Van Damme was there with Seagal, Willis, Schwarzenegger, Shaquille O’Neal, Don Johnson and Madonna… it was a heck of a party. Van Damme was tired of Seagal saying he could kick his ass and went right up to him and offered him the chance to step outside so he could wipe the floor with him, or should I say wipe the backyard with him. Seagal made some excuse and left. His destination was some Ocean Drive nightclub in Miami. Van Damme, who was completely berserk, tracked him down and again offered him a fight, and again Seagal pulled a Houdini. Who would win? I have to say I believe Van Damme was just too strong and Seagal wanted no part of it. That’s just my opinion.
Jaxson Watson
ANYBODY SEEN RICHIE?
Matthew Rodriguez
Pretty sure they all fucked Madonna in the end.
Benjamin Young
Thomas Lopez
lol this fat fuck can't even move and throw a punch for a movie shot, not to mention fight
Dominic Hernandez
name my band
Christopher Rivera
Hes apparently pretty high ranked in aikido. I think his training was a mix of him being bigger/ stronger than his contemporaries, and the novelty of an American learning their art.
Everything else though appears to be delusion on Segals part, his ego inflated to unwarranted proportions due to his status in aikido and his relative fame in hollywood. Then again, it's also possible they purposefully trained him wrong, as a joke.
Benjamin Roberts
lol
Daniel Powell
Joseph Bell
>"I think I can handle myself."
Says every man ever. This was a seemingly modest response, but Tom probably has an inflated ego from his action hero status. In reality he'd probably get slapped around by goofy ass Segal simply because Segal towers over him.
Nathaniel Miller
>the best of steven seagull
Jayden Young
Did he ever find Richie?
John Lee
Does his goatee always look fake like that?
Carter Thomas
Heard a story about him claiming he couldn't be choked out. Someone then proceeded to choke him out and he shit himself too?
Aiden Murphy
He dyes and creams/oils his hair it to look thicker and darker. It's pretty common among beardlets.
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