Post movies with absurd premises that could never happen in real life
/AMG/-Absurd Movies General
Andrew Robinson
Ethan Hill
39 here and still a virgin.. :/
Isaiah Peterson
I am 25 years old and I never even kissed a girl.
Adam Nelson
I was molested.
Nicholas Flores
Niggers
Carter Howard
that movie with Drew Barrymore for sure no way a women at 30 has never been kissed what a joke
Chase Moore
go fuck a whore
Sebastian Nguyen
Fucked a chick when I was 13. Have since grown to be one of the most misogynistic people on the board.
Joseph Robinson
Cringe
Logan Turner
I thought it was weird that I lost my virginity at 22. By today's standards, that makes me Chad Thundercock.
Julian Perry
That's what I do when I see a woman trying to seem as intelligent as a man.
Austin Rogers
Don't take Yea Forums as a standard for society
Aaron Bennett
Colton Flores
That's the face I make when women claim not being able to murder their children is a human rights abuse
Leo Hill
30 percent of young men are virgins.
People arent wildly fucking like you may believe.
Aaron Phillips
my uncle raped me
Sebastian Ortiz
based
Hunter Roberts
stop reposting this thread
fag
Juan Barnes
I’ve never seen this thread, but it’s a general so shouldn’t it be reposted?
Leo Miller
I'm pretty sure being a virgin at 20 is normal, i get being a virgin at 40 is pathetic but 20 ain't bad
Nolan Cox
seriously: who gets married earlier than 20 anyway?
Nolan Martin
>source: my ass
Joshua Smith
I just want a nice moderately cute gf
I don't lash out at women and am all but respectful and I'm not the ugliest person
I see people who literally tell women to their faces that they are his lunch get enthusiastic girls throwing themselves at them
Meanwhile the very prospect of touching hands with me is repulsive
Fuck I hate being so touch starved at 28
Hunter Rogers
>th-there's no way 20+ years old virgins are existing!!111
Back to kindergarten, toddler.