If Keanu Reeves was a religious man he'd be Keanu Belieevs

If Keanu Reeves was a religious man he'd be Keanu Belieevs.

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If Keanu Reeves was my father he'd be Keanu Leaves

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If Keanu Reeves made shirts for a living he'd be Keanu Sleeves

If Keanu Reeves was gay he'd be OP.

If Keanu Reeves was the opposite of me he'd be Keanu Achieves.

If Keanu Reeves' wife was dead, he'd be Keanu Grieves.

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If Keanu Reeves was my father he'd be Keanu Reeves

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If Keanu Reeves were black he'd be Keanu Thieves

Atheists reeve in God? I don't get it.

Fun fact: the reason he's not in a relationship is due to his child being a miscarriage and then his wife died later.

This is actually true, his wife is dead

Ancient meme, but whatever, I'll play along. If Keanu Reeves lifted something heavy, he'd be Keanu Heaves.

If Keanu Reeves was a charity he'd be Keanu Relieves

so is the G just silent?

this thread is the most faggoty shit possible jesus christ reddit has ruined us

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if Keanu Reeves was (You) he'd be Keanu REEEEEEs

If Keanu Reeves was in the Simpsons he'd be Sneed

HAHAHAHAHA WORDS RHYME WITH OTHER WORDS

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If Keanu Reeves was going to commit suicide soon his name would be Keanu Reeves.

if Keanu Reeves were participating in this thread he'd be Keanu Peeves

how is that fun? I don't feel entertained in any way. that's a sad fact, not a fun fact. please rectify.

If Keanu Reeves wanted to challenge or diss someone, he could be Keanu Beefes.

If Keanu Reeves was a depreciated search engine he'd be Keanu Ask Jeeves.