Uhhh

uhhh...

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>""""journalism"""""

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Tfw you are considered an uber chad in about 2 years as a onions drinking hoverhanding faggot

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he has that power that takes youth by touching people

They are finally waking up

I think people are just so excited to get the pic that they snap it before he gets his hand into final position. He hasn't even got a proper smile or posture yet and hasn't flipped the hair out of his face. Pre-mature encapsulation.

No you fucking faggot he ain't touching thots

If you guys have professional careers where you find yourself occasional or even frequently having 1 on 1 conversations with women in an office, you should always ALWAYS have a third party present. Make it the norm now. You have no idea the amount of risk you remove from yourself.

>yhw you realize you can't tell the difference between a woman and a tranny

Haha
He's always drunk
That's why I like him

Even if he did get metoo'd, who would people believe

>the most beloved celebrity on the internet
or
>some random thot

he's a germphobe. With male fans he keeps his hands in his pockets or at his side.

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I wouldn't touch thots without a glove either. Good on him

>should we mimic mentally ill celebrities?
If anything modern liberalism needs to be deconstructed and humanity needs to return to it's normal state where interaction between the sexes is organic.

just get a body camera

They didn't believe Johnny Depp, did they? Nobody is above the politics.

Dis nigga has a 5head

This, never be alone in a room with a woman you aren't married with. It will fuck you up.

Body camera won't help. Can just say that you edited out the rape. People "can swear you were there longer than the video"

Random thot

The normal state is where the interaction between sexes is completely separate. Like in the 1800s where men hang around with other men.

This is what I'm afraid of nowadays, I never gawk at women in public anymore because they just hold so much power

LEAVE HIM ALONE

based. do it on the corporate conf line via phone even if you're both in the same office

It would actually be good if some whore came at Keanu with some #metoo stuff, because the people that circlejerk that are the same people who worship him. Everyone would take his side, and sluts sucking cocks for career advancement would hopefully stop whining.

they haven't made gawking at women in public a crime yet. If they catch you , just give them a disgusted look like they look bad.

Just rape them. They will eventually sue you anyways, you might as well be rightfully guilty.

thank for picture, busta

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What happens when the third party betrays you too?