Walking Out of Movies

Son of the Mask

I walked straight out of that screening to catch a good portion of Ocean’s 12

this has to be bait take your (you)

Sneed

Girl was a qt in a hijab. Looked Ethiopean or something. I didn't flirt with her after because I am an autist and already was on a high from her commending me for getting my refund. Probably could have got her number in hindsight.

Devils Rejects, but i was on a 10 strip of acid. Bad Idea. snuck in the theater to hide from the cops.No idea what movie it was until too late

You should've said "mustard" up. But yeah fuck this retarded movie. Some kind of atheistic message but it doesn't make any sense. It implies that Heaven doesn't exist but really it's just that the place you think you're going to isn't what you think it is. The "afterlife" as this movie treats it still exists.

during the first Kingsman movie, when Colin Firth died, he was the only good character and I walked out

Walked out of anchorman

Brother and I walked out of TLJ when they got to the casino planet. Almost walked out of Spider-Man 3 back in the day, but ended up sticking it out.

should have graped her

walked out of passengers and the last jedi.

I remember seeing this in theaters. The entire row in front of me got up and left. They were Muslim lol. The wife’s were clearly disgusted and left while the husbands were laughing their ass off then went after them

Almost walked out of that Churchill movie cant remember its name.
Didn't do it because i was with a friend who was a big fan.
5 people was the audience that includes us.

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Walked out of Cloverfield and went to go see The Mummy 3 which was incredibly based and redpilled

Haha, mustard

Walked out of Sahara with my sister when I was like 11 because it was boring and the theatre was cold.

>not taking this chance to snuggle with your sister for warmth
gay

sausage party was great and I hope it gets a sequel

>reddit the thread

I work at the cinema and people like you that ask for their money back cuz you dont like the movie are fucking retarded. You chose the movie, you should know what you can expect. You dont go to mcdonalds, buy and take a bite oit of the fucking nuggets and return them afterwards if you dont like them. Fucking moronic boomers

Shut the fuck up wagie and keep your low IQ food analogies to yourself.

never leaving your hole to watch movies in theaters doesn't make you based, sadboi

>living around muslims

What part did you walk out on?

Yakuza Apocalypse

Think it was part of a double feature. I don't get on with that sort of whacky slapstick Japanese humour and there was a lot of bad CGI.

actually, I return fast food all the time and it gets me free food

cope

Food analogies are the thinking man's argument.

People literally do that, and most cashiers will give the refund because they can't be bothered dealign with it

>food analogy

> Not knowing that Ethiopians have one of the oldest Christian cultures on earth.
Should have courted the girl with one of their tribal church dances user

Interstellar because I couldn't understand his accent so didn't know what was going on

dumb fuck u miss out on best movie ever.

Dunno about a sequel but yeah it was pretty cleverly written. Movie about people really, not food. God damn Stephen Hawking gum, ha.

I hate movies and cinema as a whole. Never been to a theater as an adult

Why the fuck shouldnt I? I could understand if I had sat through the majority of the movie but I left after 30 minutes.

Can't quite remember. Just remember not being able to sit through anymore maybe 25 minutes in?

Whats your thoughts on people asking for a refund because negros and negros can't shut their mouths or get off of their phones and it's ruining the experience for them. I've done that twice, will do it again.

>Qt in a hijab
>Hijab
>Christian
I think you missed a key detail there, user.

*Negros or teenagers

Yes, I rubber-buns and liquor

Not a walk out story, but I once got an AMC gift card I used to go see Cop Out. The projector broke and everyone got their money back. They didn't put the money back on my card, just gave me cash. Literally got paid to see Cop Out.

From what I could understand it seemed like boring melodramatic sci-fi shit
They could at least subtitle the fucking guy I am not even ESL and it was too much work trying to decipher what he was saying

That doesn’t make you a thinking man

I was in this situation once.

>take younger bro to see total recall remake
>group of urban youths in the theatre acting like complete fucking animals
>super loud and throwing shit at the screen
>Don't know what to do, getting increasingly anxious
>out of nowhere big black mama with a toddler fuckin tells them to shut the fuck.

Not a peep for te rest of the movie

There was no net gain in this transaction, unless that was the last time you ever went to the cinema
You still spent 1 free cinema ticket

>these nuggets are stone cold and you handed them to me less than three minutes ago
>okay we'll put a fresh batch in and they'll be ready shortly
>unfortunately I was already running late and now I cannot commit to waiting for you. I'd like my money back please.
>of course, have great day and hopefully you aren't too late

verbatim what happened to me on tuesday. I don't get fast food more than a couple times a year unless i've got some extra money and am in a hurry.

Started watching on Netflix. Stopped about half way. Never went back.

Grandparents walked out of pulp fiction and demanded money back after 10 minutes in. They had no idea what they where going to see.

Absolute brainlet detected

I fucked and sucked her

Based grandparents

Street Fighter: Chun Li

Worst movie I've ever seen but Chris Klein's performance is so batshit insane it's almost worth it.