ITT I'm watching Captain Marvel and trying to spot all the tired tropes and cliches
>2 minutes in
>two characters are practice fighting and semi-quarrelling about something and talking between hits and every "winning" argument is followed by a hold-up
Why not try having sex instead?
Gross
>6 minutes in
>"serve well and with honor"
>brie's smug close up looking directly into the camera
Jesus
>7 minutes in
>slow-mo walking of a group of soldiers towards a ship with some pumping music in the background
oh my god, that sounds awful. Did a woman write the script?
>10 minutes in
>every soldier in the group has a unique weapon and I presume a unique fighting style as well
5 faggots did
>12 minutes in
>enemy shapeshifter pretends to be one of the good soldiers
>13 minutes in
OH NO, all those civilians are actually all enemies who are merely pretending and when they die their faces change to their true ones
>13 minutes in
>baddies are screaming for several seconds and then attack by rushing towards the good guys
>14 minutes in
>two good buddies have a secret buddy hand signal
You know what's a Yea Forums cliche?
OP has autism.
says the guy with anime faces saved on his pc
bump, this is the closest to me ever watching this movie
Maybe you should spend less time watching movies you dislike?
>STOP BEING SO EMOTIONAL
doesn't emote at all through out the entire movie
imagine unironically saying this on a anime website
>Bluray hits
>Sales low
>Disney tries generating discussion
/tv isn't fond of animes. It has more /poltards than /afags
that's it? what a short movie