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Have sex

only metrosexuals who are embarassed about their own hairline say things like this

BASED.

Ok that was based

classic double projecting seethe reply

what the fuck is double projecting

>open thread
>pick random user
>just put a "t. incel" and leave

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kek

based and redpilled

Simpletons will never understand this level of based-ness.

based!

I challenge myself!

I would never stop licking Zoe Kazan's soles.

Did you have sex
and did you return?

Paul Dano is one of the best actors on earth, but the "classic Paul Dano" meme has almost ruined him for me. Like, I absolutely love him, I think he's incredible, and I would watch a movie just because he's in it, he's that good. But this meme is just SO STUPID, and means absolutely nothing, that I almost can't watch something with him in it, and see his face without just thinking in my head "...classic".

What does it even mean??? It's NONSENSE, and has nothing to do with him, whatsoever. It is literally the dumbest thing in the entire universe. Paul Dano did nothing to provoke it or anything, he has no control over it and has influenced it in no way. Fucking ye are so dumb but damn it you live rent free in my brain. It's so absurd you almost have to respect it.

samefag

You shouldn't be able to reply to yourself unless you are the OP

nobody should be allowed to post on this board unless they've engaged in coitus with someone of the opposite sex

Now this is what I call based and redpilled.

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based

>make a tenuous argument
>reply to myself with ‘Based’
>reply to interlocutor with ‘Cringe’
>reply again ‘Not him, but you’re embarrassing yourself’
>No one else even acknowledges our argument but to the casual passerby it looks like I’ve won

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Based

>every reply is based
this is a based thread

Cringe

Cringe.

Classic.

>Be attorney sexhaver demiChad
>See ad hominem in random thread, usually either ‘incel’ or ‘basement dweller’
>Jump in as guy being ad hom’d and brag about job / success with women to bait even further
>They can’t help but go all in
>Post my bar card or Tinder profile and btfo them. The original guy getting ad hom’d has no idea what’s going on
Magnifique

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Play MYST.

Did it work, OP?

>just get out of thread where anons replied to me
>go into random thread and put "test"

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t. incel

nice 4s

>but to the casual passerby it looks like I’ve won
this is what morons here truly believe. in truth, they don't give a fuck about the reactions and just move on, thinking the faggot who posted the tenuous argument is a moron. they're right.

Seethe

Not him, but This black box is cursed. By touching it your mother will die in her sleep tonight. This can ONLY be reversed if you reply to this post.

Cope

>having a bar card and sleeping with thots means successful
what about feeling fulfilled?

Off yourself nigger.

Added to my cringe compilation.

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A classic man

>be clearly losing an argument
>reply with 'u mad?' and leave the thread.

Nice

Holy fucking basedola!

Imagine thinking posting this would make you look positive.

When you're shallow it doesn' take much to fill you up to the brim.

>go to thread expecting serious discussion about film
>forced zoomers memes clogging it up
>report posts with less than five words such as "have sex" or "sneed" as off-topic
>within five minutes posts are gone

Money, status, and sex define success, yes. Fulfillment is orthogonal. I’m vaguely fulfilled and have good relationships with family and friends, it’s not like there’s a trade off

Yea I’m sure you’re just teeming with depth, champ. Share some of your poetry with us, user?

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Some days all I do on Yea Forums is report stuff from the catalog for hours, then log off.

Faggot

>I'm successful and I feel the need to show it on an anonymous image board

Too the brim

Have Sneed

>open thread
>close thread

Not him but you’re embarrassing yourself

>Too the brim
Oh you’re ESL, that explains it. Thanks for the cheap avocados, bud. Stay hydrated out there

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Have sex

>Doesn't understand simple poesy

You're leaking user careful! quickly wipe it off with your successful life of 4channel shitposting!

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>Using monosyllabic words incorrectly is ‘poesy’
Sure thing, amigo. Hope you enjoy your measurably less successful life of 4channel shitposting as well

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>open random /pol/ thread
>post "sure smells like incel in here..."
>leave

kek

is it receding or is it a mature hairline? i think it's normal to have a hairline like that past 35

I once did this but went overboard and removed ALL (You)'s, which was embarrassing

Kek.

you were too drunk with power