The bank scene in The Mask
ITT: Scenes that turned boys into men
My thanks to whichever guy demanded she grow that hair out for the first and only time in her career
Unironically the only time she's really looked hot
Asode from that latex photoshoot from when she was a model
Blue eyed bitch.
I was like 13 and it did.
>scenes that made boys like men
krager?
lol, imagine being so cuck that you define manhood from some whore
you will never stop being spineless thinking like that
>Watch this movie in class
>This scene comes on
>Teacher puts his hands before my eyes
>"Don't look user!"
why was he only protecting you?
Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
>rewatch The Mask the other night for the first time since I was a kid
>it's actually a pretty solid movie
Surprised it aged so well despite its CGI
Sup?
he was gay
This
This pasta never gets old.
>it's actually a pretty solid movie
user, don't be a pleb who is surprised by that. Jim Carrey's 90s movies were and are great.
why did you stop using your trip?
10/10 Worth the read.
Aw dude Jim Carrey in the 90's was the SHIT!
I don't know what the fuck happened to him now, but back then he was really one of the best things to happen in my childhood. That's why it's such a fucking shame that he became such a SJW.
At least we have old movies to remind us of what was.
My nephew was in the basement the other day laughing hysterically like an idiot, so I went down to see what YouTube gamer he was creaming his Umbros over... muh dude was watching "Dumb and Dumber" for the first time and was dying (even if he didn't get all the jokes). So I popped a squat and watched it again thru his eyes like a kid again, it was great!
was he always fucking nuts or did that come later?
I don't know how she pulled it off. She was so hot in that movie and never again.
Seriously, any woman that isn't packing massive knockers always looks better with long hair.
Nigga was always bananas. Wasnt he the only white person on in living color? Fire marshal bill dude.
Selma in dusk til dawn. Jessica in idle hands. Obviously Shannon Elizabeth from American pie. For me its almost always the first time i saw an actress. Rosario from kids.
What's up with that? I don't understand how it's possible but it is
Some women age "less gracefully" than others.
Diaz is one of those women.
She just has that sort of bad facial structure.
She's not actually all that attractive when you start to look closely.
I mean, she looks like what Jack Palance would look like if he'd gone full HRT in his youth.
came here to post this. mask is peak diaz.
she decided she needed to be stick thin like all the rest of hollywood. such a shame.
She fell for the short hair dyke meme. Also her face didn’t age well.
Lezbee honest. Pic related.
>thong
art is shit
should've remained "on model"
Did the symbiote go up her cooch when she was wearing it?
Isn't that how this shit works?
>entire boards made for beta males to make "fawn over bitches" threads in peace with other beta males
>still has to shit up Yea Forums with beta male "fawn over bitches" threads every day
Take this trash to >> where it belongs....or better yet, quit fawning over bitches on the internet little guy.
This movie almost turned me gay first.
i had the same feeling showing freddy got fingered to some younger friends who'd never seen it a few years back
do you live with your brother?
reminder cameron diaz did porn and like a year later she got the role in the mask meaning you could RIGHT NOW watch a video of her getting fucked with that exact same body
Who hurt you
Marissa in my cousin vinny. God damn that accent on her.
This film has a lot to answer for.
based
based scot manlet slaying americunt once again
thats the most autistic and gross scene ever filmed.
How fucking new are you?
nah, i don't like that
it's like fapping to someone you know is dead or is now obscenely old
why waste a fap on that when there's plenty fresh shit to fap to?
CG that was used sparingly, was always the best
thanks for posting the pasta, heres a (you)
i thought she looked hot in the holiday. not that i watched it
>I will never eat her shit.
Death is the only way out
I had a based German teacher once who put on Mean Girls at christmas and rewound the jingle bell rock scene three times whilst the girls in class screamed at him
I don't remember this Harry and the Hendersons scene.
based german teacher
La bete if anyone is wondering.
sauce?
HNNNNNNNNG THAT ASS
schulmadchen report 3
Hearing her breathe heavy and scream in terror gave me my first erection
BASED. Fave scene was when he was licking his buddies broken bone.
No. It's my sister and I was just visiting. If I lived there, my nephew would be corrupted by kino and spend his adulthood here, like I do.
even with huge knockers they just look like whores with short hair. long hair is always more beautiful
Is this cp, wtf?
After this she retooled into derpy tomboy and it was terrible
its art
That's where you're wrong, kiddo.
Has she really never been hot in a single other movie? There has to be something else she was decent looking in. I never thought about it but now I'm wondering
Had to explain this to my wife. There are no women who look good with short hair, just women that look good despite it
Based
No way that's her. She looks so much better.
Fat cunt, what was her problem
>a tan and airbrushing to hide the flaws and jack palance bone structure
okay guy
>She's The One
Prime Jennifer Aniston and Amanda Peete too.
Wasn't it just a nude shoot or something?
No. She was taking dog dicks in her asshole (according to that incel).
man i want tay to sit on my face and take a big nasty shit
i am uh... strangely aroused by this`
Surprise this hasn't been posted
that wet tank top tho
Absolutely and unequivocally based
Jennifer Aniston has never looked good
I was in grade school when I watched Police Academy on VHS.
This and the beach bonfire scene stuck with me, obviously.
This
Great Expectations
Welcome to Yea Forums and Yea Forums
Considering he fucked that maid he may have actually been into it.
Totally her.
>She was so hot in that movie and never again.
In The Mask she was 22 years old.
Then in There's Something About Marry she was still qt, aged 26.
By Charlie's Angels (age 28) she was face-first hitting in the Wall.
There's nothing extra ordinary about that. The late 20s are usually the year that women start to visibly lose their youthful look.
Even in her prime she was ugly as fuck with a decent body.
well shit i feel bad for that fatty now
i was getting REALLY aroused by everything else
She was 10/10 hot in this flick...I would desensitize my penis and come blood
Have you seen The Mask?
Low quality bait.
okay, where's the source larp?
I want this on my grave stone
In the age of legend this was not porn.
>No Dusk Till Dawn scene with Salma Hayek posted yet
You're all a bunch of faggots.
wat
It was her wearing latex and she showed her boobs
Dude, nobody cared who I was until I put it on
this is it chief
For me it's Desperado. My dick was diamonds during the whole movie. I'm not even sure I knew how to masturbate at the time even.
it's literally illegal to stare like that now a days
If I were to remove it from you, would your result Incapacitation result in suffering?
Just google it. It’s low quality and she doesn’t get fucked but you see her blurry tits
This would've been a 10/10 scene if she had been showing her toes.
For me it was that one scene in scorpion king when the chick comes out of the water
There's absolutely nothing wrong with throwing Fat Alice a bone.
SOMEBODY STOP ME
I like how even your "God tier" niggers still look like ugly niggers
this scene
God I wish that were me
Nice beaver
in google, there is only cheap deepfakes, seriously prove yourself
What did Fat Alice to in order to get her revenge?
Jesus Christ do I really have to open up my porn archive for this?
The image is so shit you can hardly tell it's her, but yes there are some extremely blurry tits
>that extra smug self-satisfied bloody mug
I couldn't have done it without ya, Diz
post sauce or burn in hell. smiley face
because you ask so nicely
volafile.org r y1kbddb8
>Jesus Christ do I really have to open up my porn archive for this?
yeah, please pal, it's the God's work
Oh boy wait til you see all the remixes..i envy you in a way
holy based, this movie was great masturbating material
>no nudes
>no sex
>nothing
are you fucking kidding me, pal?
There it is.
see
Barfffffffffffffff. She even looks like she was born with a dick, which she was
she never did porn. it was a topless "modeling" shoot in BDSM themed black leather outfit or something.
When did David Bowie perform a striptease?
Unironically the greatest film ever made. Don't care if this post is a joke. Tommy Boy is a close second.
cope-a-cabana
Thank you, I just had it stuffed.
wut
I'd like to know more.
He did a fuck ton of bad sex and drugs, gave his wife like 10 stds and then she either offed herself or got offed because she wanted to out his satanic hollywood pedo sex that gave her AIDS. Either way, he went off the deep end
This. Though i wanna say there had to be a scene or two in something about Mary and charlies angels.
This and the scene in disclosure when demi moore tries to rape Michael dougals
dis nigga right here
>not posting the gif
got ya famalams
Agreed. And no woman looks good with a bun not never.
What makes it so great and timeless?
>being this gay
Fat Alice BTFO
This was my first time seeing hayek and those gorgeous breasts. Became a lifelong fan.
Starship Troopers co-ed shower scene for me, probably the first pair of tits I saw on tv.
RIP Platypus Man
I cried. Fatherless niglet felt that hitting too close to home.
>foot exposing high heels
>in the rain
Too immersion breaking, atleast they gave us a good look at the glinting cleavage.
>that part after the dance scene in the club where her heels shoot of her feet
Its neat to be able to pin down fetish origins.
Marilyn Monroe
Elizabeth Taylor
Halle Berry
Just made this now
Your foot fetish began when some 3/10 neighbor let you rub her cheeto-smelling feet while watching tv like all footfags.
guy on the left killed himself
An user literally posted the xhamster link you absolute brainlets
>implying Ive ever touched a girl
Selma was always fucking cute. I hope she gets better.
ive reached peak loneliness.
>I couldn't have done it without ya, Diz
too bad her tits were disappointing af
haha everybody look at this homo
The entire plot was literally her looking for a human mate. Whoever was responsible for the combination of this plot and the casting choice deserves some sort of award. Still gets me diamonds to this day youtube.com
>not the scene of her in the pose
Sweet Jesus. Imagine getting a paycheck for that.
>Hopefully something that doesn't shrink.
everybody but you knows Dina Meyer's tits are not good.
who HNNNNGGGs better?
Say want you want about this roastie regurgitation of a film but damn
Mommy McFly
Angel had the better tits, LeBrock had the better hips.
alice is merely THICC by amerilard standards today. or, dare i say,
>curvy
sorry, i guess i like white women
Imagine being this new
Get the fuck out
God peak Camerin Diaz
calm down, Tanisha
>liking yaoi
This right here gave me my first public erection, and I had NO FUCKING idea why.
But it sent me on the path though, boy did it ever.
YES
Dude, the first tits you see are rarely dissapointing. I had funny feelings when I saw those nips. The best thing about her was her sexy mouth
what the fack
Nothing like cheesy semi-nude scenes in horror comedy movies.
shieeet I forgot to crop that wide screen shit
available for rent on mubi btw
WHAT DID FAT ALICE DO GOD DAMN IT ??
based germans having higher standards and telling the fat bitch to fuck off
exactly.
i always found the scene unsettling, it is supposed to be arousing, she is supposed to be attractive, but something about it is like watching buffalo bill dancing in silence of the lambs.
i could marry her, she hits an unknown spot in my brain that just makes me love her
A man of distinction.
>Dakota Johnson
No thanks, friend.
I wonder how many people realized there were actually titties in Star Wars because of that scene.
>"I'm just so sick and tired of wearing panties"
why did it blur out.
someone fix it
right now
Alien
Hospital
Impregnation
why did she do that?
I have the whole film but I am afraid of getting permabanned for literally any nudity because almost of all those girls are underaged.
name of film? anywhere i can watch it in ultra HD with smellovision and VR fleshlight support?
schoolgirl report 3, there is a whole series of them featuring naked underaged kids because krauts are fucking degenerate
first film to turn boys into furrys more like
i like them both, but the original was more fitting for the ultimate fantasy for some reason, the teasing streak in her.
i'd just print out both
excellent
which is the best one?
wut
Lemme just get rid of that widescreen bar + watermark damn I'm not on ball today
she a roastie, that's what they do
Never watched one from start to finish because believe it or not it's 90% boring shit and the allure from seeing underaged girls (and boys) every now in then in some shitty ass 70's german movie doesn't really excite me. Schoolgirl report 3 is the most well known one so try that.
the bank robbery from Heat
Can confirm. Humped my pillow into Oblivion at the tender age of 5 watching this.
fuck right off, zoomer. Go watch Suspiria, faggot.
a bold choice
stop my dick can only get so hard for you
100% this
i'll try #3 then, apparently that one was the most infamous, 20 minutes cut from the US release
She was hot af in The Last Supper
Obsessed.
ahhh to live my first day on Yea Forums again
fucking based
she does not wear panties desu
If Disney does a remake they will put Chris Hemsworth instead of Cameron
the panties kill the scene
HOT
LANDWHALES BTFO
wifey material
WHERE
*sigh* I had a girlfriend in high school that looked just just just just like that. She has real tits though.
;_;
what the fuck
>Be me
>Age 11
>Waitching The Ice Storm on HBO
>Teasing bitch wont show vag to lil alan parrish
Same here, user. Also nice Jumanji reference I think the same thing when I see that kid.
OHHHHHHHHH THIS IS THE TIME
OF YOUR LIVES
oven dodger
god damn
I fapped so many times to alba
The picture doesn't even show her perfect feet. What know-nothing, idiot photographer took this fucking thing???
depends on how short you define short
how many times did your aunt tell you to leave the basement door open?
Criminally underrated because of stale pasta faggots
It's not a joke, it's just a wholesome funny story
There is no basement door, just a doggy gate
>people from missouri
Seems suspicious in retrospect
Lucas was fan of Edgar Rice Burroughs and couldn't turn down the chance to show some martian titty.
It disgusts me how underrated she is on Yea Forums
It was truly an enlightened individual who made that image.
>shotgun is tomboy
What did he mean by this?
>I mean, she looks like what Jack Palance would look like if he'd gone full HRT in his youth.
I hate you for making me see this
>Seriously, any woman looks better with long hair.
Yes. Only a faggot or dyke would disagree.
no it's not. appeared out of the blue on reddit this january. not one contemporaneous source for the image. It's definitely some russian model or something.
(you) deserve this
Idiots. I only like my gf's hair to be this length.
mah nigga
Where can one find the original cuts? For science.
>scenes that make boys imagine
Yuck, Courtney Love is an absolute cellulitic slag.
Exactly. Those are good examples.
I jacked off to every scene in that movie, even the ones with Ryan Filipino.
Same. Minus "first" public erection
upvoted
Charlies angels reloaded woke me up sexually, specifally the masquerade show. Also Scarlett Johansson in Gone in 60 seconds
kek
lying virgin
THIS
Is he, dare, I say it, our guy?
First time I came was to her in Charlie's Angels
Your plan?
new
>shadman
This bitch gave me a sexual awakening.
>t. newfag
Just bc you first saw it on reddit doesn't mean it originated there, smoothbrain.
You need to go back.
Yeah. It was a photoshoot she did for W magazine years ago. Stay mad haters.
Literally Google the image and then set the date before 2018. Doesn't appear once on the entire fucking internet before then. Literally it did not exist. It's not Cameron Diaz. You cannot source me a single website hosting that photo and proving it's her.
absolutely S E E T H I N G
But it is tho
>Editing out the nipple
Homosex
Thank you, I was just b8ing you into posting sauce. I'm sorry but it was a necessary evil.
allah give me an aryan woman to fuck
The pool scene in Secret of My Success.
Michael J Fox is best shota.
>That 4D chess tho.
You're the one who found and posted the pic with the nipple, m8. Call it a ruse for mutual benefit.
The Sweetest Thing
I didn't have that pic until I knew the photoshoot was from W magazine lmao.
>it's like fapping to someone you know is dead
i fap to 1920s porn and i feel this way sometimes. also dead porn stars get avoided.
So based
Well done.
she was milf material in The Counselor
Every time. It never gets old
Her in Dr jekyll and Ms Hyde tied up and moaning while she transformed had me diamonds
that is so fucking hot
People don't get better from what she has.
>sclerosis sufferer Selma was cute
ZOOMERS GET OUT
...wait, what's wrong with her?
Jerked off to this soooo many times as a kid.
The giant pile of apples always got me.
>YAWWWN
so fucking vanilla no wonder these books were popular among middle aged moms.
>when you wait for the JPG to become a GIF
Aww so he's was jerking and you popped a squat for him. That's some uncle love right there.
She was top qt in her mask audition
read my mind
Based
Goddamn How am I nearly 30 and only learning of this now??
i got news for you kid
Same boat here, I can't believe I've never jerk off to this before
>when even the nigger models considered 10/10 look like monkeys