>past a certain age, a man who's never kissed a girl can be a dangerous thing
Past a certain age, a man who's never kissed a girl can be a dangerous thing
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w-what age?
Soon
Maybe girls shouldn’t be so high maintenance and shallow
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>tfw 25
>tfw made out with 5 girls so far
>once even made out with two girls at once
>still a virgin
I'm not even joking, I'm just that retarded.
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>Yea Forums complaining about women being shallow
>50% of Yea Forums's catalogue is talking about people's appearances
you can't make this shit up
I wonder (((who))) wrote this?
>everyone on Yea Forums is the same person
Oh shit that's my age
Haha no one here is like that, r-right?
Yes.
Except the Jews run the porn industry moron.
>22
>body count of 17
Lol virgin
unironically? 19
>Past the age of 25, a man without a wife, two kids, a house and at least $500,000 in his bank account can be a bad thing
If you are still a virgin by 20 it's literally over even if you manage to lose it
Relax guys. Shit can happen so quickly when you least expect it. I'd kissed three girls and got one blowjob up to university, then became traumatized in my first week of uni. I was hooking up with this girl for a few days (just making out in her dorm), and when it came time for sex, I just couldn't keep it up. I told some friends and they laughed at me, and from then on I had a dry spell lasting years. I think I kissed two other girls over the next few years, but it wasn't until 4 years later and some shitty "cybering" that I finally got a girlfriend. Everything was great -- we had sex, did a whole bunch of shit, and were together over a year. It was like a dam had sprung open. After I got over the break-up, I proceeded to have sex with 50 girls/women over the next 4-5 years. I just kept going on Tinder, Okcupid, Bumble, etc. I was addicted to sex, but since I was lowering my standards for these girls, I was looking for new ones every couple of weeks.
You don't have to reach stupidly high numbers. I don't feel good about doing it, but I was hooked. The point is, even if you haven't been getting action for most of your early life, all it takes is one good experience for things to completely change.
Never settle user. The real prize is a good woman or nothing.
Nah. I lost mine at 25 and I mog you hard
I am 25 years old and I never even kissed a girl.
It really isnt a big deal. Anyone who defines themselves through their sex is basically retarded. For some reasons its mostly virgins and kids who do this. Adults dont care about how much sex anyone else has, and in many cases, the less sex, the better
Yeah I'll probably just get a hooker when I get the chance, don't really care about it but FOMO messes my head up sometimes.
The thing that does bother me is loneliness. I'm sure sex is awesome and everything but I honestly just want someone who loves me waiting for me when I get home. Ask me how my day was. Recommend a film we can both watch. Have that "K gets home to Joi" feel. That would be legitimately better than sex IMHO.
Only beautiful people know love. Everyone else is just settling.
>the face of terror
>Yeah I'll probably just get a hooker when I get the chance,
Why? Quit caring so much about sex
That would be nice, but that's not to say that sex won't make you feel better. Sex is a beautiful part of a relationship, but it has its own value outside of a relationship. You can feel good about yourself, you can fulfill fantasies, and you can get it out of your system for a time. The moments when I've come off from needing sex have been the most productive weeks/months of my life.
Let him do it so he can stop thinking about it. Either he'll want more and do it until he gets his fill, or he'll stop after one night.
>Either he'll want more and do it until he gets his fill
user the majority of people who go to hookers go to hookers because they never get their fill.
>moron
Wow you showed me.
>20yo
>had sex with 11 girls
>kissed 21
>had ~5-6 twinks suck me off
How am I doing?
Don't you think the burden of carrying his virginity for so long -- I'm not judging, but I know how society makes men feel about it -- makes him feel worse than needing to go back to hookers would?
You're a degenerate furfag or some weeb fuck going to conventions. Either way, you deserve to be scorched with the earth you live on.
I am also a 25 year old virgin. Paying to put my penis into some disease ridden whore won't change shit.
Would you mow Maggie's lawn Yea Forums? How long would it take?
If your existence revolves around sex then you're doing ok in that part. Underlying psychological issues almost certainly exist with this type if behavior though
Society doesn't make men feel any way. The incels themselves are the only thing giving power to the word. Literally no one gives a fuck except those people
hows your immune system doing gayboy
I look down on weebs and furfags, I’m a more or less intelligent buildfat guy who goes to bars and tries to overcome and hide his insecurities with machismo
What a disgusting mentality you have!
>Have that "K gets home to Joi" feel.
This is what I want more than anything. Sex sounds great of course, but I can jerk off and that desire dies down. Nothing can replace wanting a girl I can lock eyes with and talk to. Even when I'm hanging out with my friends I get pangs of pain knowing that I'm reaching my mid-20s and have no experience with women while my friends are planning their weddings.
prone bone, probably 2-3 mins
Guess it depends on the situation you're in. If you're more shut in, then you're probably right, but if you're still in school or always around people with girlfriends/boyfriends, or around people who you know are promiscuous, then the desire to lose your virginity is probably greater. I can't speak for user though.
How can you say society doesn't make people feel a certain way? TV shows you watch growing up have people getting together. As you get older, those TV shows mature and sex is implied or explicitly talked about. Your friends and co-workers find significant others. People in school talk about hooking up. Did you seriously not experience any of that?
>Even when I'm hanging out with my friends I get pangs of pain knowing that I'm reaching my mid-20s and have no experience with women while my friends are planning their weddings.
I'm the same, so much so that I'm starting to hang out with them less because it makes me feel so shit
23, never had sex. And I literally couldn't give a fuck, t b h. Fapping is way more easy for me than chasing a girl just to get her in bed. I don't get the big deal with losing your virginity when you can just pay a random whore to have sex with you if it is that important.
Good for your friends to be that far ahead in today's day and age. The only people I know marrying that young are rich as hell or just plain stupid. Have you tried online dating?
How’s the HIV?
>I'm not judging, but I know how society makes men feel about it
Why do you try and imply that society makes MEN feel worse about it than anyone else? It's not even sex that society cares about, moreso, it is the fact that the individual is unable to establish relationships. This in itself makes them an outlier and more likely to be a violent individual. You're confusing understandable fear with shaming virgins, and you're mistaking shaming of males for shaming of anyone with a mental illness
I haven't really tried it, part of the problem is that I rarely take pictures of myself. I don't know anyone in my area who has tried it, I live in a kinda small town.
Why don't you spend more time with your friends or family? Or studying or working? To already be spending so much time at a bar, flirting, picking up women (and men - wtf? Or were the twinks online?) just strikes me as odd at 20.
It's the new way of meeting people. Use it or continue to age without a partner. You get to choose
>This in itself makes them an outlier and more likely to be a violent individual
I'm still not sure where this statement comes from, especially when theres men who beat their girlfriends for seemingly no reason, anyone can be prone to being violent, just because you're in a relationship doesn't mean you won't lash out
You sound like you have your own way of understanding how the world works while you sit secluded in your armchair at home.
Not him, but I tried online dating for quite a few months and it didn't work, it's certainly not the end all method to meeting people
Because people who are unable to establish relationships is a sign of deeper underlying causes, and are more prone to violence
Try it for a longer period of it. Things like online dating are proven to be capable of working. So in your case it just wont work until it does, which will happen given time.
>it's certainly not the end all method to meeting people
Sure, but it is the easiest and most widely used. Especially if one does not have strong social bonds
Good luck user. Sometimes we just have to be patient and keep putting ourselves out there (running errands, working, etc.). Do you run? I don't have the balls for this, but maybe you'll come across some women while you're out for a run.
Who else dont really care about getting into a relationship anymore? Ive been alone all my life that it's comfy now. Anyone else would ruin my peace.
Over the course of about 4 months I messaged over a few hundred girls in my town, most replied with a msg or 2 then ghosted me, a lot of others just immediately blocked me, I don't live in a big town so already hundreds of girls here have no interest in me.
Even if one of them did give me the time of day and wanted to meet up I wouldn't know how to make it work anyway.
Me. Having the occasional hookup is nice and occasionally being with someone as well. If I'm not gaining from a relationship then I wont put any effort into making it last anymore. Too many pointless relationships that felt like a drain
You wont ever learn how to make it work unless you keep trying
I don't have a point of reference but I'm pretty sure this is true.
>29
>had sex once in my whole life at the age of 19
>would really really really want to do it again
>really, really really really, really want to do it again
>but can't apparently because it's not like my dry spell has been 10 years long just for laughs and kicks
>still as sane as a sprinkler
The feeling comes and goes with time and depending on how busy my job is. I always want a girlfriend again around summer and Christmas. I almost had it so good with an ex 5-6 years ago.
>just pay a random whore
you can say that only if you've actually paid for one faggot
doesn't matter, kissed dozens of girls at parties and even managed to get laid once or twice.
that was 5 years ago when I was 18, I am now a totally isolated dysfunctional NEET, I think about dying pretty much every day, I have beyond zero confidence/self esteem, which plummeted even farther in the last 2 years with becoming obsessed with the fact that I am short, I can't talk to people without my mouth drying, get panic attacks going to the grocery store. I hate myself so much I just get tired and the world doesn't feel real. The only thing that makes me happy and want to live is escapism and fantasy.
Nigga, he's obviously trying the wrong way. You can't keep trying to fit a square through a circle hole. Something about his approach (the first message) has to change. Probably his profile too.
TCHUK TCHUK TCHUK TCHUK TSHHHHHHHHHHHH
Sure did ya dolt
Fuck
I had sex when I was 23 and now I'm 27 and I know I'm never gonna have sex again
You are romanticizing a relationship too much. It's comfy in the beginning, but then it's just someone getting frustrated because the other one wants to do something they don't want to do, and both can't win.
Exactly
I didn't use the same basic message for each person, I read their profile first and formed it to something that could lead to a conversation of something they have interest in. My profile had pics of me out with groups of people in different places too.
Gotta to, but good luck to all the anons in this thread. I hope you can all find whatever you're looking for.
If you've ever had anything you really wanted to do, like a trip somewhere, or learning a crazy hobby, then you may as well go for it now. You're not doing yourself any favours by staying at home with nothing enriching around you. Hopefully you can find some work or something afterwards to keep you occupied too. Good luck bro. Don't beat yourself up.
Gotta go*, derp.
Good, then I'm save. All I'm missing is PIV.
Probably. But everything is better than not wanting to go home because there's no one there.
I have kissed several girls but the only kind of sex I've ever had is getting pegged by a girl. Does that count?
Fortunately this isnt a square and a circle. Each individual person he speaks to is their own person, and he can change his approach with every new person. Tldr: giving up isnt the answer
15
_no
>wanting to be accosted with questions about your day/pampered
Why, is it narcissism? The last thing I want after working 10 hours is someone bombarding me with questions. I need a 2 hour post-work decompression period every day
Jews are the master race I for once welcome my new Jewish overlords
I really don't know how to get started. None of my friends/family have experience with it, I feel like I'd be a child trying to play in a major league sport. It's daunting knowing most of the people who use online dating have gone on dozens, possibly hundreds, of dates.
How is that even possible? When you start to make out the logical next step is the rest. It almost always leads to tit sucking then to fucking. I get that some girls would turn you down but 9 out 10 they won't. It must just be you not willing to go to the next step.
Why is Yea Forums filled with kissless virgins? I’m a soon to be 24 yo kissless virgin
No, but I bike. Rarely I'll pass girls my age but besides a bit of eye contact and maybe a hello it'd be odd to do much more.
whatever age you are minus 3
:(
It is. I'm scared shitless of intimacy even though I crave it.
Fuck me. Fuck me up my fucking fucked up brain.
You can't have been here pre-election. Go back
This board is filled with hypocrites that gossip more than women and homos about celebrities’ appearances. The lack of self awareness is pretty astounding.
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Story faggot
> First time I kissed a girl was at age 11
> Second time was at age 22
> Lost Birginity at age 26
Did I make it?
When the "lurk more" reply was replaced with "go back" Yea Forums has fallen.
Use Google for any concerns you have ;^)
Many people have gone on those number of dates and many have not. Remember that every individual person is their own person
the stone age
Lookism is the religion of young men in 2019
dude you're gong to start running out of opportunities just jump one of them. after the first, the rest won't be so hard. trust me. just never marry the first girl you slept with is my advice unless you're absolutely certain she's not a psycho.
>people on here have never kissed a girl
H-how? Didn't you have that one friend who made you?
see my reply to him
I just don't leave my room that much.
Even discounting that I have no idea how to use the sites. I don't use social media at all, the only pictures I have of myself are from family gatherings. I've tried google for that and the advice there is to take images from my instagram/facebook/snapchat.
The few friends I had in high school I also never saw kiss a person ever
My friends are immature, I don’t really care about family or relationships, but yeah, could use some more time studying, I’m pretty bad at long term gratification
Sisters don't count, sadly
Like I can understand being a virgin late into life. It can be hard, especially if you're introverted and shy.
But getting your first kiss is literally as easy as getting wasted with some friends and bumping into every girl in a nightclub until one of them molests you
When I get wasted I just go home without even saying bye to anyone.
No one ever molested me.
Have you considered that some of us are ugly morherfuckers?
Sorry you fucking roast, some of us weren't born the gender where our only requirement for intimacy is just don't be fat. And even then, lots of dudes like fat. As a girl you literally just had to sit there and wait for guys to ask you out, want to kiss, etc. Just fucking sit there and wait
>Why is Yea Forums filled with kissless virgins?
Kissless virgins have no reason to leave their house.
People who don't leave their house watch a lot of movies and TV shows.
People who watch a lot of movies and TV shows and want someone to talk about it but lack real-life connections eventually end up here.
I made out with one girl at 18, I'm now 20 and still a virgin
Just do it
I only managed to kiss one club girl, others have started grinding on me but when I went to kiss them they didn't want it, no idea what the fuck their process was there unless they just wanted to bait and switch guys for fun
Literally how? I don't have pictures I can use for a dating site.
I can't be fucked typing it all out on my phone but basically my roommate had some of his friends over, I was drunk, some girl I'd been talking to most of the night asked if I wanted to go for a walk and we ended up at her apartment.
>unless they just wanted to bait and switch guys for fun
A lot of girls do want this. They want affirmation that they're wanted by guys they don't even like.
>be somewhat of a sperg around girls my age
>only women who show interest are 40+
>most of them have kids already
I'm a loser in my late 20s with barely any money and live in my moms basement. What the fuck do older women see in me?
You end up at her apartment, sure, but how does she flip the script and spontaneously fuck you in the ass?
Just get an older mommy gf then
you have money
no children and no baggage. women are looking for someone to take care of them, and a man who has no other massive obligations is perfect. he can focus on her (and her bastards) completely, without other forces pulling on his time.
t. 31 year old 'loser' who lives with/takes care of his grandparents and sleeps with single mothers exclusively
I did date a older woman for a short while but her son was my age and it was weird and akward as fuck being around him.
Wish I would find girls my age attractive to talk to but I have nothing in common with them. Soon I'm going to be a 30yo boomer
If you actually know the word mog and it's meaning, you've already lost
Yes you do. Just crop family out of it , or leave people in it
Honestly I can't remember much of that night but when we got to her place we kept drinking and making out and at some point she just said she wanted to show me something, pulled this thing out of somewhere and asked if I'd done something like that and if I'd be into it. At that point I was hammered and pretty much up for anything so I said sure. It was fun.
I know this feel user, my only friends are a HS sweetheart couple that have been together for +8 years are are getting married soon enough, meanwhile I'm a kissless handholdless socially isolated virgin and even though they've never been anything but good to me I'm starting to resent being around them just because they're so happy and fulfilled, makes me feel like an awful piece of shit who really has no business stealing air.
dude you got raped
>24
>KHV
>literal hermit
>haven't held a conversation with a woman in 8 years
Why did I let things get this bad
Why exactly? People on this position are mostly harmless, they are mostly a danger for themselves if they are.
>People on this position are mostly harmless
mostly
Well yeah, if every sexually frustrated depressed guy went on a spree there wouldn't even be an america left in current year
>24
You know nothing of suffering. There's still time for you.
Still time, but act quickly. Your 20s will be gone before you know it.
Fuck I want to help you but I cant even help myself
There's always a chance this is just an empathy teaching simulation you're putting yourself through to better appreciate your decent, not lonely future life that you have
Damn. Savage.
???
>Be 22yo
>Fatty craving for dick wanted to bang
>Wasn't desperate back then, but she was, bargain it down to a blowjob
Should have done it bros, gonna be a wizard in november...
>be 14
>get girl's number
>dad picks up the phone
>"she's grounded now, don't call back"
>rumor was she got grounded for sucking too many dicks
I was too slow bros. Now I'm still a KHV.
14 not even joking
>Get /fit/ while neet
>Lose 130 pounds because I have all the time in the world to focus on losing weight
>Develop an attraction to fat girls for whatever reason during this time
>Still far too autistic to make any use of not being a sweaty hog to go find myself a sweaty hog
feels bad man
Lost mine at 20 and I'm doing great.
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of you're mum nevr kiss u then u always become a virgin
You're trying to make me look like an idiot and hurt my confidence.
>lost virginity at 15
>havent had sex since
>20 now
I'm 28 years old and I'm still a khv.
does your cousin counts?
yes
>I for once
Why do I come here. This image is pain.
literally me except 17 and 22
only if you creampied her
>Past a certain age, a woman that's never been proper dicked by a man is a dangerous thing
Joke's on you, i kissed a girl a few years ago and I wouldn't be a virgin either if she wasn't moving out
Are you me
too scared to talk to girls because i'm a dicklet, and they probably sense it too. apparently girls have the capability to tell if a guy is packing, they call it big dick energy or whatever.
we've reached the point of no return already, there is no help and no heros to save us.
I just want to hold the hand of person who cares about me.
>completely fine with being alone, don't even think about it on my own
>Someone in Yea Forums or one of my three irl friends passingly mentions ever having sex or being in a relationship
>Entire day is completely ruined and I can't get it out of my head
>If its one of my friends, I just shut down and look at the floor until someone speaks to me.
>no problems talking to girls
>have had several attractive women express obvious interest in me
>never act on it because bad judgement is a turn-off for me
Why do I do this to myself?
Believe me. A man that tasted pussy and then have it denied to him for years is even worse.
I have a gigantic EGO, everytime a woman shows interest in me, i start thinking how inferior she is and pathetic/desperate, no matter how pretty she is, she becomes ugly in a matter of seconds
I'm a 27yo kissless virgin and i don't know how to fix this
Incels in a nutshell
I don't think of it quite the same as you but in all seriousness anytime the girl shows a lot of interest in me I instantly start losing interest in her and I don't know why that is.
Fear of rejection- you are sabotaging your own feelings because its easier to reject someone else before they reject you.
Lol imagine not having your first kiss by the age of 15
Mine was 12
Checks out. I have a lot to work on.
15
do cousins count?
because if yes, i was 10 or 11 or something.
if not, my first kiss was with 20.
what does "over" mean in that context?
god himself (played by idris elba) comes down on the day of your death to announce to everyone that you are subhuman and literally gives you back your virginity mere seconds before you lose it again to satan (danny devito) pounding your asshole for the rest of eternity
Must have kissed close to 20 girls at this point, never had sex, never had a girlfriend, never had a girl show interest in me outside of a nightclub where the lighting is almost non existent or when not horrifically drunk. All my friends are in long term relationships and I just have to sit there with them thinking I’m some massive player when really I’m the loneliest I’ve ever been. I’ve just finished uni too, so things aren’t going to change now.
Kissing a girl is too easy. I've kissed more than 100 women all my life, just go to a pub/party and do direct approachs, eventually you'll have success. On the other hand i've never had sex without pay and i've never had a girlfriend
>I hate myself so much I just get tired and the world doesn't feel real.
Honestly like 13
If you didn't have a sweetheart lined up by the time you were entering your teens you're already behind pace
I am 26 and have only ever had sex with my wife and she has only had sex with me.
>boards dont have consensus' and predominant cultures
gross
Says the tard who can’t into context.
By this point I don't even care about sex, I just want to ger rid of the stigma of being a virgin but my retarded ego makes me consider fucking prostitutes or landwhales to be too pathetic to "count".
soon
Controlled cowgirl to mating press. 1 hour to 2 hours, depending on if I'm wearing a condom or not.
t. Jews took my foreskin
Based committed user
30 and same
I was 24 and she was 20 (a few days past her birthday too; never got any teen puss)
user I think that's just a bad relationship.
>Implying I ever had more than 1-2 freinds at a time
Sad.
>I fell for the be a good kid meme
I could have been a stoner, I fucking could have but I didn't take it.
Which is why it always weirds me out that they don't. If you want something to change don't kill yourself, spend the last few moments of your life makeing a difference.
If have not participated in a gangbang with the school's slut by 11, youre already lost.
>tfw kissed a girl at the age of 24 for the first time and just turned 25 & still no secks
bros...
I had this attractive blonde cousin when I was 14 and now I really regret not kissing or fucking her desu
I've kinda accepted it at 25
lmao I wasted my life being a good boy there is literally no downsides to being a shithead your entire life. I wish I got a crippling drug addiction or had a kid at 14 like everyone else. Just apologize when you're 45 and everyone will respect you.
isn't the whole thing about holy men is that they're supposed to remain celibate?
welp, call me dangerous then, unless you count kissing girls back in elementary school
Are you me?
>blatantly had 4 girls like you through educational years
>didnt act on any of them
>put effort into one who didn't even like me that way back and wasted my time
Delete every word of your post
I don't want to relive those memories
>all four removed me from normiebook before I deleted it years ago
>one literally gave me her number "drunk" at a friend's party
>didnt have any prior relationships and was skittish
>made sure our media teacher put us together for the yearly group project despite my friends being in the class
sucks desu, a friend of mine still thinks he had a chance with her but he already has a gf now and I don't want to make things awkward by dumping all that on him.
I didn't ask for you to expand on it, asshole.
How long did it take you to get over the one who didn't like you? It took me two years and getting rejected three times
alright, post your most intimate experience with girls. I'll start
>hugged girl friends multiple times
>had a girl in my room 2 months ago
>a girl slept on my lap once
cashier girl in the grocery store touching my hand while giving me the change
I got over it about a year later maybe, they changed class and completely fucked up their education (had straight A potential) and followed a stupid rebellious streak, got shitty piercings, dyed hair a different color every other month.
then they got knocked up by some meathead from my class, least likely pairing ever so now she's getting welfare while he works. feel bad for her dad desu because he was clearly trying to push her to do better.
desu i'm more bothered by the opportunities I actually did miss, but i don't really reflect upon them unless I have a quiet shift being a wagie
My mom held me for about an hour as I cried when I was sure I was gonna kill myself 2 years ago, spent 2 weeks in the hospital after that, still want to die but I'll at least wait till she's gone to spare her the pain of a child's suicide
girl in my art class in HS used to slap my ass
reminder that literally anyone posting can have sex tonight with a dating app then you can shut the fuck up and realize it's not a life changing experience
Based
What caused you to get that low? Was it a specific thing or the shittiness of reality in general?
>Really into a coworker of mine
>Both at a party
>She wants to go home
>Tell her I'll go with her because going alone is dangerous or some shit
>Actually hold hands all the way
>Arriving at her house we kiss for what felt like ages
>The moment we stop I get this weird feeling and I have to sit down. Probably a mixture of the feeling of my first kiss and the booze
>Sit on her parent's couch
>Vomit all over the fucking carpet
>Straight up quit my job out of embarrassment
>Never kissed another girl again
No one uses dating apps in my country. People that do use them only use them to collection attention points, no one meets anyone from them.
Also if you haven't noticed most people ITT do not just want to insert their penis into a vagina but to actually feel wanted/loved
I'm 19 and I hope I never get to kiss a girl. I don't mean to not have sex or kiss a guy, just not interested in that shit
damn. that sucks
Who's this? Where's it from?
I never thought of it like that, good point.
Over 200 replies and nobody posted the thread theme youtu.be
>tfw I'm a disfigured cripple and will be alone my entire, short, miserable life
Sorry bros but she's sucked at least 37 dicks.
Walked the high school slam pig back to her house after school, she invited me in and laid her head on my lap on the couch while we both pretended to watch tv for 10 minutes, and then I left. Kissless virgin to this day at 26.
Just a negative feedback loop of major depression, anxiety and complete social isolation, when I took antidepressants and tried to get out into the world it's like there was a generation shift with people my own age, I have no idea how to maintain conversations with people and just being around them feels so abnormal, it's like a wool sweater I can't take off. Pretty sure my brain is just totally fried at this point, I'm not an incel or hateful, just entirely alone with no other way to see it and I can't wait for it all to be over.
Im 25 and been on one date with a girl in my life. No kisses or skin to skin contact either.
At this point im fairly sure the most i can expect from any woman is pity which disgusts me.
Go traveling.
I hot girl offered to peg me and i said no. I am a 25 year old khv
Im learning japanese and gonna go to japan when i get money. Good enough?
Are you me?
I hope not, you don't deserve to feel like this
A hot girl*
What if I kissed a girl when I was 15 because we went on a date but I'm still a virgin at 19
Do you have any friends? I bet if you got some it would help a lot. If i dont see anyone for 3 days i start to lose it and start having very negative thoughts.
Umm... does family count? It's still a female technically
Kiss by 14
Sex by 16
Engaged by 22
First kid by 25
If you miss any of these milestones, society will shun you.
what if I lost it when I WAS 20
same. tried to be the good boy and now I'm an incel.
touched 2 girls' tiddies. once accidentally, once for real. they were both my cousins. that was like 15 years ago.
apart from that I got hugs from a girl in high school and just imagine I was so fucking autistic that I didn't even realize she liked me. how retarded am I?
Once in high school a girl i didnt know with big tits hugged me really tight during PE
I've had one set of friends for the last 6 years but the fact they're a happy high school sweetheart couple is just making me bitter and not want to be around them, bitter about the only non-family members who were ever good to me because they're normal and grew up when I didn't, I don't even deserve them
>For 3 days
I'm 23 and have been a neet since 17, 6 fucking years of silence and nothing, might as well be dead
25 year old khv stoner here. Smoking weed just makes staying inside all day less boring. If you are rich or a dealer you can lure whores over though.
had sex
Just one more to miss.
20 and never kissed a girl.Unironically planning how to kill myself.
I lost my virginity aged 21, I'm 24 now and have had multiple girlfriends and partners so don't worry
Grabbed my aunt's thighs and legs in a sexual way when I was like 6. She was 20 something/30.
We also made out more than a few times. We pretend it never happened. She asked me recently if I had a gf and I almost got a chub. Other than that, I grabbed a few assess here and there and I had a girl take her top off in middle school to try and attract me. Honestly I thought I was pathetic, but considering I'm somehow still a virgin I think I'm straight up retarded
>21
>22 kill count
you are like a little baby
You should fuck your aunt user, you or her will be dead soon enough and you'll only know regret for not indulging in degenerate sinful incest
23 or 24, and that's being very generous.
By then you should've AT LEAST been on a date with a girl and kissed her. You've had all of high school and (potentially) college.
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Sounds about white
You're right, I just don't know how I'd approach her. Don't know how I'd feel about cucking her husband either, not that she doesn't already cheat on him mind you
Why are you worried about approaching if you've already made out? The ice is broken man.
I know it sounds like a meme but you virgins need to unironically nofap, it will pull you out your comfort zone.
I was a 20 year old virgin who had never made a move on a girl in my life before but two weeks of no-fap turned me into a primal beast multi-tabbing like 3 different dating apps and actually making a fool of myself in person. I'm now 22 with a gf and haven't made one joke about depression or killing myself for like a whole year.
It's been a great many years, and as I've said, we kinda pretend it never happened.
nofap doesn't work for me because I don't have a car, can't drive, don't have a job or any income, and don't have friends so me building my hornyness doesn't help anything when I can't leave my house in the first place.
sounds like you've got bigger problems than no gf lad
what if you're fat?
I haven't been on social media for at least 5 years and am as photogenic as a school bus fire with no car, job or cellphone, all I can offer this world is some healthy organs when I go
Message her saying you've been thinking about her and work from there.
>she has only had sex with me
it'll make you want to exercise. your brain is in lethargy mode because the constant stream of porn tricks it into thinking it's doing well
I can’t believe I share this board with you people
You best start believing, user