Pat the NES Punk

>I hope his collection burns someday in front of his eyes
literally nothing in the world would change, good or bad, if every shitty NES game and broken paraphernalia burned today

A lot of people would make angry youtube videos though

>nothing in the world would change
He would probably kill himself, so there is that.

James is a beta loser.
Ryan is an entrepreneur and alpha.

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This guy always was the worst of the AVGN knockoffs. How the fuck is he still around?

Pat dug his own grave a long time ago. He will never reach the level he wants to reach as a youtuber, that's why he started making these huge NES , SNES library review books that are pretty much useless to make some money.
James doesn't even do collaborations with him anymore and from what I've heard in the past, Pat dared to argue with James on the NWC episode's script and tried to change the endind of the episode saying he knew people wouln't really care for James' ending

The podcast is all about 3 things anyway: Constantly bashing D.C by making 10 videos about the same movie and saying how Marvel is so much better; Pushing their SJW agenda (especially Ian); Calling out ebay sellers that make a buck by selling SD cards with game roms illegaly.

Half the time they have no idea of what they are talking about and look like fools by contradicting themselves from a previous topic.
As bonus, they allow themselves to talk down to other game collectors and feel like they can insult all sorts of gamers for various reasons

''People selling free/open source emulators on the internet are a bunch of fucking scammers'' -Ian

''Sony has released the PSmini and it uses an open source emulator, that doesn't bother me'' -Ian
''People not liking the new battlefield trailer are a bunch of sexist racists'' -Ian

''Oh, you have a reproduction cart in your collection, you're not a real collector'' - Pat
''Captain marvel was a great movie'' -Pat and Ian

''Oh, you're unhappy to assist an expensive blizzard conference that told you, you would not get what they promised you? You're a fucking baby!'' -Pat

I wonder if the Unreal tournament makers made a super expensive conference only to tell the people they will get a mobile unreal engine for the next candy crush or some shit; What would Pat say if he paid to assist that conference?!? He would flip his shit and throw a tantrum like no other. But he sure ain't a crybaby. It would be a different story if it was him.

Is this guy from Joisey or Lawng Guyland? He seriously looks like a guy I know from Jersey.

Taking things too seriously for your own good: the post

yes he's a typical greasy wop from Jersey

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Diablo crybabies are roughly 90% of the people who care about Diablo at all. They should have used literally any other IP for their mobile game.

You didn't even mention their Nintendo apologism/shilling
it's thanks to them that's it's stuck in my head that the Switch is the manbaby console

I never got their ROM autism.

I agree with Pat that there's a lot of really shitty resellers and shady shit going on that should have a light shone on it like shill bidding or artificial rarity (which was proven by that one guy artifically raising the price of a random gameboy game to nearly $30+ all on his own)

That's not enough to carry a podcast though so I guess I kind of do get their autism since they have to really try to find new things to talk about.

I literally don't give a fuck

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James is a beta loser.
Mike is the creator of "Loco Bandito".
Culkin is a loner.
Bootsy is a manlet.
Kyle Justin is bald.
Kevin Finn is a made-for-TV movie producer.
Silverman calls Subway a "diet".
Slob Zombie browses Yea Forums
Tony listens to Mr. Metokur
April likes niggers.
Erin works at McDonald's.
Pat hasnt played half of his collection.
Douge is an egotist.
Linkara is into trannies.
Spoony is April's pet neet.
Jesuotaku is now a man.
Lindsay aborted her only child.
Handsome Tom collects unemployment checks.
Jewwario killed himself.
So did Captain S.
Stoklasa is a hack fraud.
Jay is a hair transplant recipient.
Gaming Historian recites wikipedia.
Cannot-be-tamed has breast implants.
Scott the Woz cant bench 50 pounds.
Projared was in a open relationship.
Adam is an alcoholic furry who hates his parents.
Crowder was a voice actor for Arthur.
Shapiro is a neocon.
Rogan is a stoner social democrat.
Peterson is a neolib.
Pewdiepie is a memer.
Nintendrew was fired from his job.
Ryan is an entrepreneur and alpha.

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Oi m8 don't talk shit about Bootsy

youtube.com/watch?v=b4Oe63tZj1I

Leonardo leads.
Donatello does machines.

Stop impersonating mike, >:((

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Why are you crying then?

>he still thinks E3 is relevant

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Something very odd about this picture

>I hope his collection burns
You just conceded the guy is genuinely lucky to own that many games.

youtu.be/EOqCbNs6Mnc?t=3308
>55:08
>james face

cinemassacre is about to hit 3 million subs.

it hit 1 million subs in 2013
it hit 2 million subs in 2016
youtube.com/watch?v=vEk8a70DDz8

and now, its hitting 3 million in 2019., so, james makes a million subs every 3 years.

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They are so anti consumer its crazy yet both seem to be stupid liberals. They constantly tell people to suck it up and stop whining about shit but half the podcast is them complaining and whining.