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I'm fucking Matt Damon
Justin Bailey
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Xavier Bennett
Sarah Silverman was never funny.
Nathaniel Turner
But she's fucking Matt Damon though.
Jonathan Jenkins
never knew who she was or did.
Tyler White
I want her to fuck me
Austin Hughes
I never believed in /pol/'s "everything is the Jews" bullshit, but Sarah Silverman makes me really question this. There's no way so many straight goy men would willingly fuck this monstrosity without being forced to do so by their Jewish masters.
Anthony Peterson
You're just jeaouls because she got to fuck Matt Damon.
Nathaniel Stewart
Damn. That's a really complicated way to say "guys, I think I'm gay." /pol/ has taught you well.
Jacob Sullivan
i wanted to before i saw that nude shower pic. yeesh
Ryan Baker
Is it really that bad?
Isaiah Mitchell
are ye aye?
Gavin Martin
arya stark
Isaac Hernandez
I unironically think she's hot. Her pussy is probably hairy and unkempt though, she seems like that type.
Josiah Cox
kike worshippers belong on a cross
Dylan Ward
No.
Andrew Ward
she's good at acquiring funds though like many jews. that's an asset
Leo Turner
Robert Wright
Why am I automatically a kike worshipper just because I want to have stinky sex with a kike? It's possible to hate someone and still want to fuck them; hate fucking is sometimes the best fucking. Have ___
Camden Sanchez
Damn, so that's the original.
James Wood
Why are Americans so unfunny and obnoxious?
Wyatt Collins
kek who is worshiping anything? I just wanna fuck her you stupid cunt
Aiden Nelson
You are willing to give pleasure to a kike. It's like a deal with the devil and it's sinful.
Bentley Parker
On a cross? Like Jesus? Kick ass
Austin Hill
Once you've become sullied by the secretions of the jewess, there's no redemption for you
You can either hang yourself or get your local KKK soldiers to do it for you
Wyatt Collins
Not even him but this post reeks of s o i and rebbit
Gavin Hernandez
Christopher Smith
Didn't know Matt was into kitchen appliances.
Ryan Watson
>roleplaying a fascist on the Internet
Boy will you feel dumb in a few years.
Jordan Stewart
The warm secretions from kike puss feels a lot better than some mystical honor code, sorry chief.
John Morgan
o lord its a christkek what a joke
Easton Gutierrez
Reminder that jews are white
Landon Rivera
Do not use the name of the lord in vain.
Cooper Miller
How does it make you feel knowing that christians are becoming less common by the year? that churches are emptier week by week? I find it hilarious and my favorite thing is seeing the defeat and sadness in the old hags eyes that still wake up early on a Sunday to go pray and pay for the biggest joke of the 2000s
Matthew Fisher
It's a test. There will be a day when all mankind will chant the lord's name in churches all around the world and that would be glorious.
Noah Perry
I wish I was Matt Damon so she would fuck me :(
Jordan Sanders
>The warm secretions from kike puss feels a lot better than some mystical honor code, sorry chief.
100% correct!!!FACT!!!
Mason Sanders
What the fuck is this thing?
Nathan Ramirez
>/pol/tard trying to falseflag
Landon Allen
feels great because mosques are fuller week by week and muslims are becoming more common
Austin Green
the day I read that sarah silverman was jewish on her wikipedia page, that was the day that the world opened up to me.
Logan Stewart
Post her gross body from that shitty movie. Dispel the illusion.
Adam Flores
>doesn't have a super jew nose
>has a pretty nice face
>didn't go hambeast like schumer
>nice tits (and would obviously be better when younger)
>has a great ass
>clearly a gigantic slut who probably swallows and eats ass
>doesn't want to fuck her
Julian Allen
Not on your life rabbi
Austin Myers
When the jewish pussy comes into contact with the penile skin of foreign men, it secrets a type of fast acting oxytocin that is unparalleled by anything that medical science can synthesize in a lab. Sadly this effect doesn't work for jewish males.
Jaxon Bennett
>>doesn't have a super jew nose
are you blind
Brody Sullivan
>not liking jews makes you a fascist
That word has lost all meaning.
Jeremiah Wright
yes she was.
Jason Thomas
Nathan Nguyen
Ethan Russell
How retarded can you be?
Matthew Davis
i used to masturbate to her until her nude fridge scene in that non descript movie
Joseph Torres
i mean can you believe this?
Robert Richardson
Agree.
Wyatt Walker
fuck off sarah
Caleb Morales
God, I wish that was me.
Matthew Perry
I'd be balls deep in that pussy in an instant.
Leo Martinez
we know virgin
Jace Collins
she's cute but NOT built good
Adrian Sanders
that's a flattering angle tho
Asher Ross
What? no way!