Movies that encapsulate this feeling?

>above average dick
>skeleton, so it makes it look even bigger
>26 khv

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>above average dick
>bearmode so it doesnt look that big next to my body
>26 virgin

i got a blowjob once

>6 inches
You're in the ballpark of women's average preference zone. not too small not too big. if your girth is 1.5 inches diameter or more than you're good

you mean 1.5 radius, r-right?

Men make fun of roasties on Twitter and Social Media too

8 inches here
Can I join your guys club?

>tfw I have a big dick and every woman I've had sex with (19 so far) has told me I'm the best they've ever had

Literally just be yourself

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Wog cunts

Who cares? Why do you want to please them so much? Ever had a relationship? I guess not, then you wouldn't be so quick to worship roasties.

>3inch pencil shota dick
>not gay and dont want to be fucked in the ass
there is no hope
im trapped

16cm here and as thick as a hammer handle. nothing extraordinary but it gets the job done

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I thought the average was 4? This is very unsettling

go and try to talk to a girl for once, elliot.

All women are whores.

>5x5
>been regularly having sex for the last ten years
>no woman has ever complained

Why so toasty, roastie?

they wont complain to your face they just complain to all their girlfriends

Why talk to girls when I could just wait for them to approach me? Clearly a foolproof strategy. I nearly forgot, I have to buy a hundred lottery tickets today

Because 5" girth is fantastic try having 3

What? How is 5 much? I mean, we are talking about girth, i.e. circumference, right?

mines 7 inches long and 3 inches around
this is despite me being a manlet

visually based but functionally cringe

that was so fucking sad, he read some scam self improvement book written by a lady who says it's possible to make things happen just by wishing for it really hard, so he went and spent all his money on lottery tickets, spending the next days in his room "wishing really hard" for a win

Don't play dumb. 5" girth is amazing you fucking faggot.

white

Yeah, I have never compared my erect dick to my friends', so I don't know what other people have. Porn actors always looks like at least 7 inch.

>6.9inch with a good head and big cums

Feels good man, don’t even care if I never use it in anything it’s just nice having a penis

I know what you mean with that last part. I'm much smaller than you though but if it's just me by myself I still get so much fun out of it. I would become a wreck if a girl saw it though.

>literally 2 inches
>disabled so I leak piss all the time and when I come it sprays out at high force

have sex, right?

>tfw black guy with a 4 inch cock

>disabled so I leak piss all the time
fucking what

thedailybeast.com/women-pick-the-perfect-3d-printed-penis

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If your fully erect penis can be inserted into a toilet roll you'll never pleasure a woman

>when I come it sprays out at high force
My fetish

dick size doesn’t matter if you’re circumcised, sex is pointless

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Used to be insecure until I tried Asian women and they all react like it's huge. Did wonders for my ego.

mine can't and i still never pleasured a woman

anything below 6.5 is small.

Thanks time to kill myself

5 inch girth is literally pencil-tier

right, because life isn't worth living if you can't please women

it fucking sucks that your worth as a man and how seriously people will take you aswell as your ability to reproduce are decided for you with 0 input from you

I have above average girth but average length so that method is flawed

It makes me miserable that girth is so important

>have big body frame
>into beastplay and rough shit
>4inches 3,8" circumference at the very best

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>beastplay
like fucking animals? what the hell man

Mine can't, but I'm only 5 inches.
Not that I'd ever have a shot at sex anyways

How do I measure girth correctly

Yes because you're a fucking idiot who doesn't appreciate what he's been given.

To make fun of your small penis user.

You measure girth by tying a string around the dick and then measuring the circle's perimeter right?
I did that several times and I always get around 5.9 or 6 inches, but honestly my dick doesn't seem that big to me, when I look in a mirror it seems very average. When I put my hand around it, my thumb and index finger barely touch, if that's an indicator.
Even in amateur porn most dudes are bigger than me though. I don't understand

Can you guys seriously not fit inside of one? I can go in one with enough room to put a few fingers in as well what the hell

>Even in amateur porn most dudes are bigger than me though. I don't understand
don't you think people with bigger dicks are more prone to post their dicks on the internet?

Imagine it as taking the role of a beast, monster, but without the autistic furry sickness.

seriously? you mean toilet paper, not kitchen roll, right?

google gives me this. you're into some weird shit man

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Yeah okay but I'm not memeing when I say mine looks very average so I'm wondering how I could be so retarded to fuck up the measuring several times

>people go through life thinking their dick is mega meme important

This must be one of those first world problems

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yeah it must be nice not having to worry about it but dont pretend that it doesnt matter

Yeah

Yeah the beauty and the beast is a common theme since the little girls watching it grew up to keep liking the idea of getting fucked by a beast.

Just without the furry suit shit.

Jokes on you that's my fetish

Whatever muscle you use to prevent yourself from pissing, I don't have that feeling or control anymore. I lost it after a spinal surgery. As a result of not using the muscle it atrophies, so now I leak urine constantly basically.

If you think about it, it's kind of strange that men compare dick size as an insult. Having a large penis doesn't benefit you so much as it benefits women.

We should really be accusing one another of having small testicles, as it implies that your foe is less manly than you, the big-nutted Chad swollen with testosterone.

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>measured again
>length is just under 6 inches, girth is 16cm = 6.2 inches which is supposed to be custom order condom tier
What the fuck bros, do you all have pencil dicks or is my perception really completely warped by porn?

>is my perception really completely warped by porn?
no user they put average sized cocks in porns because their foremost priority is reflecting authentic reality

I reuse to believe that someone with over 6 inch girth didn't realize until now that he's gigantic. What's the purpose of lying like that?

Post a picture of your cock, I'll post mine too if you feel self conscious

But it's true, my dick looks normal, I don't get it. I'm taking a string, tying it around the shaft and marking the area where the string connects with itself, and then I measure that length. So I don't think I made a mistake.
But my dick definitely doesn't look like a beer can or anything. It can't fit in a toilet paper roll but I can hold it in my hand and I don't have particularly big hands.
I'm outside right now

You know how you can get turned on while fucking a fat girl because sex feels good and you can focus on the parts that you do find attractive and so it's quite pleasant anyway? and you can actually get pretty used to it if you like the fat girl and get on well with her and she's a good person and would be a good wife and mother.

That's probably how women feel about sex with guys who have small dicks or are fat or short or the like. Infact women often focus more on the personality/charisma/having your life sorted out stuff than men do. I mean it's still a cruel system and there'll be some women deemed too unattractive that almost no men would want them and the same for some men and such people will probably have to settle for similar and make the most out of a bad hand they've been dealt.