DUDE KEANU REEVES DUDE! HE IS SO KIND AND COOL DUDE!

BUT DUDE!!! WOAH

>He's made squillions of dollars
Half of which have been donated to various charities. And what have you done for society edgelord?
Go kys m'mlady.

Don’t let retarded normies turn you sour on Keanu, he doesn’t deserve it

Fuck society

>Half of which have been donated to various charities

You know he does that in order to a pay less taxes right??

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Keanu is pretty cool. If you are cynical on this then you are too far gone. You're a miserable cunt who cant even find a tiny bit of joy in life. You should unironically consider killing yourself, because its never going to get better for you man. If you are cynical about this, its all ogre for you user. You overdosed on blackpills, now its time to take the final blackpill...

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Keanu is absolutely based.
He just has an annoying fandom.
This.

Jesus Christ you're stupid.

BRO HES SO PURE AND BASED HES OURGUY LOL

You have all the answers, user! Is there anything you don't know?!?!

>hurr fucking durr person X gives a percentage of their undeserved money away, HURR that makes them shitting up society for 30+ fucking years with their faggot mediocrity okay DURR I wanna be just like person X and me a monstrous cum-guzzling faggot putting in zero effort in what I do, too HURRRR DURRRR
You are THIS retarded. Unironically DIE.

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YOU'RE BREATHTAKING

>i let others influence how I feel about every single thing.
You are like one of those mongoloid looking infants that were born without a brain.

Imagine not liking someone because reddit like them too.

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Holy fuck you're a retard

>HURR DURR U STOOPID STOP ARGUING WITH FACTS! KEANU BASED DUDE! WOAH! RICK AND MORTY!

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>Normies/npcs like something therefore i must default on hating it
You guys are literally the brainwashed NPCs. Just cause normies like something, doesnt make it bad. Holy shit.

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>Imagine not liking someone because reddit like them too.

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I TOLD you to KILL yourself.

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This.
Your brain is damaged from years on this site, you're a failure as a human being, might as well end all now by eating a bullet mate.

This.
You can really tell who the edgy teen summerfags are cause they just hate on everything. Its so teenage angsty and cringe pilled

How can someone not to like this dude.

>Don't give to charity
>"You're not giving to charity! You're greedy!"

>Give to charity
>"You're only doing it for tax reasons! You're greedy!"

You literally can't win with you people. Why should anyone care about your opinion when this is the case?

Ironic thing is that there's 98% chance he's from r_the/donald, he's probably the most Reddit person in this thread

IKR?? LE OURGUY??
OUR BASED GUY
YEAH, IM THINKING OUR BASED GUY IS BACK xO

Oh, so you SUPPORT mediocrity? You DON'T support merit? You have an issue with people pushing themselves physically and mentally, beyond limits never thought possible, to make humanity the dominant species on the planet? Oh. My apologies, then. Ah what can ya do? Carry on, faggot!

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They literally hate him because he is popular. They are unable to critically think for themselves so they default on doing the opposite of what reddit does.
They are the NPCs now.

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trannies now hate him because of his appearance in Cyberpunk 2077, because the devs of that game made some off color jokes about trannies on social media.

so basically you have to be extremely petty and literally mentally ill to dislike keanu.

I bet you like that autistic one face """"actor""'' which name is Ryan Gosling.

No, I hate him because he's a faggot who's used one facial expression to schtick his way to hundreds of millions of dollars. He'e an affront to all the great things we humans can do. He's de-evolution in a nutshell. He's a fucking primordial monkey and you faggot cunts idolize him.

What a goddamn clown world.

Dude, you're trying really hard right now. Take a breath for fucks sake. You are literally SEETHING.
Have you tried having sex

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>"OMG why are people that like the cyberpunk genre excited about an actor with a historical connection to the cyberpunk genre being involved with a piece of cyberpunk media??? Fucking NERDS."

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How the fuck could it be wrong to idolize a decent human being ?

t. fat incel who has accomplished literally nothing in his pathetic life.

Damn, OP. You are so unique. You really showed those shepple. Keanu, more like OKeaNO.

absolutely based

I have never seen anyone this worked up abbout another man in my entire life. If he's making money whats it to you? You should work to improve yourself and mayne you can have wealth and success too.

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>this one poster absolutely ass-blasted at keanu

is he ok?

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cyberpunk is probably the faggiest subgenre of shit ever made

You've missed the point, haven't you? Jesus Christ you're goddamn stupid. He's supposed to be an ACTOR but I haven't seen him make a different facial expression since RIVER'S EDGE. But you're too young to remember that shit, aren't you? Fucking zoomer babycunt. Reread what I posted. He's the WORST ACTOR IN HISTORY, AND YET HE'S BENEFITED ENORMOUSLY FROM IT. ARE THE LETTERS BIG ENOUGH FOR YOU TO UNDERSTAND, NOW? DUMB CUNT.
Yawn. "Incel" reply. Typical zoomer meme shit. Try something different. I'm snoring!

"People" desperately want people to hate him and Cyberpunk because they don't want a game that doesn't give a shit about sjw nonsense to make money.

>the devs of that game made some off color jokes about trannies on social media.

It literally wasn't even that.
They didn't make "off color jokes about trannies". They literally referenced an Internet meme that only has its contextual origin with modern trannies and SJW's.

That's literally how hair-trigger the modern left is. It's open-season on you and everything they hate but literally all of their beliefs and actions are untouchable and unquestionable.

Whoa, calm down tranny. Keanu already fucked one of you, isn't that enough?

>everyone I don't like is from r_the/donald

You're just as brainwashed as he is.

>incel immediately gets triggered at being called out and attempts to deflect
big shock

That worked out so well for Kingdom Come.

Holy kek!
I thought he mighta just been baitin with the first post but OP is literally SEETHING right now. Kek

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Have sex

But he is?

bruh but he’s based tho...
Do you even Rick and Morty?? Le cyberpunk?? Le death grips??
Keanu is ourdude bruh, you have to go back to ręddit pronto xO

>i dun like it so nobody else is allowed to

Please go back to watching the 376th or 377th generic cop-procedural released this season.

Good, taxes are theft.

This

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YOU'RE BREATHTAKING

Thanks user!
You too!

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Pathetic samefag, neck yourself, mentally ill abomination.

Imagine being this user, living your entire meaningless life in a state of never-ending seethe and butthurt over the idea that other men are more successful, popular, good looking, and all around happy than you will ever be.

YOU'RE BREATHTAKING

Don't worry about that hater, Keanu, Yea Forums loves you.

Kek

Whew. Never thought I'd get so many with one post!

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Bro, its honestly kind of sad. He is probably very lonely and isolated due to his cynicism. Its ironic because keanu would probably relate to OP and help him out if he had the chance. Thats how great a man based keanu is.

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>autistic (you) farming incel proud of his crop
i guess, user.

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This is how you spot a true Redditor, 4channel has been pro-Keanu for years

rick n morty is genuine shit-tier "comedy" though. I know exactly the kind of people that like this fucking garbage.

This. Based user baiting the Keanu cocksucking plebbit fags

based shit-taste contrarian teenager

I dont buy that it was a larp. I think he saw that literally no one agreed with him and tried to save face by pretending it was bait. If it were actually bait he would have waited for more (yous) before admitting it. OP is retarded for cashing out at only 8 (yous)

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>imagine spending time and energy to praise and defend some random hollywood celebrity that you have never met and isn't even aware of your existence, on a fucking peruvian coin collection forum

You keanu reeves fags are fucking pathetic. Literal corporal shills for (((them))). Go KYS.

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>FVck s0c1ety lolz

Based and shekel-pilled

YOU'RE BREATHTAKING

Imagine talking so much shit about a random celebrity to never have him see it

Keanu is a pretty cool guy. What got to me is that Reddit fag kept pushing the cringy "le ageless timetraveling man" meme for so long, that now you can see Keanu starting to visibly age since he's in his mid 50's, and it really stands out.

>>imagine spending time and energy to complain that people like some guy that you don't

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He fugged a tranny :DDDD

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YOU'RE BREATHTAKING

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why are just the tragedies of his life memed here ? Why not talk about how he donated money from his pocket to the VFX team of The Matrix ? That's cool i think..

YOU’RE BREATHTAKING

"around a million" in the first fortnight and 2 million copies in a year?

cringe, you should kys dude

LEL I bet you're a fat fuck.

>Signed his support for Israel in 2014
Thats my boy!

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Taxes wouldn't be half of the money you fucking cretin.

When you think about it, being a good actor means you are incredibly wrong in a lot of ways. How the fuck can you just convincingly show gut-wrenching emotions on command? There's something wrong with you if you can.

Meanwhile Keanu is a normal, genuine and good person, and it's no coincidence that he's not the greatest actor.

wrong

look up Keanu copypasta, Yea Forums has pasta involving Keanu being a dick to people

He's sad because he hasn't been able to watch anyone livestream a suicide for a few weeks.

His stage performance in Hamlet was praised though

Keanu seems like a nice dude but let's all be honest here. He's a terrible actor. He's like if Christopher Lambert had a real career.

You're a literal brainlet who isn't able to grasp the nuance in his performance. I'm not even joking. I use this shit as a litmus test for who and who I won't hang out with, and it's served me very well so far. Stay visible, my microcephalic friend, you're doing God's work.

>teenage moron doesn't understand the use of banter
I bet you've never lovingly referred to one of your mates as a cunt, not that you have any anyway.

It'll turn out that OP was keanu, and when he turns up suicided tomorrow, you'll be next on the list you faggot.

>DUDE THIS GUY IS REALLY NICE AND TALENTED AND PEOPLE LIKE HIM! WHAT A BUNCH OF FAGS! ARE YOU A FAG, user? ARE YOU? HAHAHAH FAAAAAG
t. nigger contrarian
The sun is rising, go skitter across your floor like a spider and screech and return to your coffin

dilate and have sex

You faggots just have to involve Trump. You don't know how brainwashed you are. Every bad thing about le cheeto mane has been dictated to you mongs by the media.

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But you’re a net drain on society and have contributed nothing at all. You are a waste of resources honestly you should kill yourself. I’d tell you to have sex but not even hookers would fuck you

anyone on this site is a drain on the planet.
kill yourself you fucking pathetic hypocrite

It's a bad idea to post your profile pics and selfies on Yea Forums user

he got pickle rick'd

double based

This is now a cringe thread

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