Lana complains that Clark does not fuck her, but can clark fucks her without killing her??

Yes, that nigga is thinking about Captain America. Superman's dick can crush earth.

can you consciously regulate the movement of your sperm?

them little wrigglers would tear right through her. come on, people, Larry Niven has already been through this.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Man_of_Steel,_Woman_of_Kleenex

He doesn’t learn to control it until the 9th season unironically. Before he could only do it if Lana got some superpowers or when he lost his powers. First person he does it with is Lois in Season 10.

She is so fucking HOT.

ngl I'd happily race mix with her

>ywn have a woman look at you like this after you super sex her
youtu.be/4p7KQBv7DiY

how old is that roastie playing Lois?

How does sex with superman feels like?

At the time, about 31 I believe

Season 5 is so awful. Does it get better?

It’s probably the worst season along with 7 imo. Season 6 is ok, 8 is ok and also when big changes happen (Lex, Lana leave, more focus on Clark and Lois in Metropolis) season 9 is actually pretty good and the last season is so-so.

Wait. Wouldn't his super boner rip his pants?

And when you are really going at it, thrusting, you don't really have controle of yourself.

Writers "forgot" about blue kryptonite

They also had earthquake sex when Lana got Clark's powers for one episode.

>can clark fucks her without killing her
I dont think I could fuck her without killing her, Lana was so fucking hot.

what about the fucking pink kryptonite?

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Haha no, please don't do that

Uh this is not ok! Wtf!

but what about purple kryptonite that only works on female kryptonians?

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So does she have a pussy brand too?

Larry Niven is an inconsistent idiot
>Superman is not a human, therefore like a human he has no control over his muscles
When Superman has been shown to have perfect muscle control for 99% of his existence.

What if you used this on a Kryptonian that was already homosexual. Or does this imply that there is no naturally occurring homosexual Kryptonians.

>When Supes ends up cucking Lex

They cucked each other technically. I think it was just a result of suppressed homolust between them actually.

yes...yes i do

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What went wrong

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watching at x1.5 speed, it is too boring

imagine Lana digging her nails in your cock during a BJ

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because clark wants to fuck flash
> if you can catch me, you can fuck me
youtu.be/NLYEExrAEJI

god shes gorgeous

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maybe Kryptonians don't have childmolesting and therefore can't create homosexuals.

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She's the sub, she's not a dom

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Kryptonians only get powers through direct exposure to yellow sun radiation, so the gestating moodblood child wouldn't have super strength until some time post birth.

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Still no vids?
Fuck that cult

This was kino.

youtube.com/watch?v=ZpEFNJMMwVY

How come only Allison took the fall for being in the sex cult even though the hapa was in it too?

>Kristen Kreuk's post-Smallville career

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>sex cult
>christians
every time

she blossomed into a very attractive older woman

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LIKE MILK

Based and high IQ.

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I don’t even know if this a joke, seems like something they’d do.

? She's Jewish

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How old was she in Smallville?

DEH!

Is it true that Lana brought Chloe into the cult and then ditched with it got too weird? If so that's p based.

JUST

bonkers that you somehow think this is a poorly aged woman

i’ll admit it’s probably the hairstyle

>those crazy eyes in every single picture of her

16

this is from a 2000s issues

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JOIN

ME

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Why do you say that? Is there a way of spotting sub/dom person?

kino

I saw that in the cinema and my best mate was next to me and we could barely breathe we were laughing so hard at that bit.
The rest of the movie was great but that bit was just perfect. Didn't even notice it was Matt Damon.

basically if you fap to this then the FBIs will cum to get you

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the superman story is really boring

She's been working pretty consistently.
Nothing major but consistent work is still work.

Yea, consistently awful.

Best whore

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the scene where she was turned was so hot. that other vamp slices her own tongue with her fingernail and then you see the shadows on the wall of her forcibly tongue-kissing Lana

>Season 1 was 2001
>Born in 1982, December 30
She was at least 18 at the time of this being filmed. The FBI can suck it!

I want a hot happa daughter like her bros.... why is live so unfair

Don't call her that

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>most popular TV actress in the 00s
>completely forgotten in current year

Sad

webm please

hapa features become awful paste 18yo

does she look like michelle monaghan or am I autistic?

pure smallville kino
youtu.be/LgolGjhLe8E

she looks like michelle monaghan mixed with pom

She added much needed sex appeal. I'd get a boner just from her climbing out of the water in her bikini in the opening credits. Every time.

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Considering this is a show about high schoolers wasn't Lois Lane kind of young for those big fake tits?

Body double

she was too young to have many wrinkles

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SOMEEEBODDDY SAVVVVEEE EMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

You may or may not know, but Chloe Sullivan did not originally appear in the DC Comic universe. It was due to the popularity of the character on the TV show, thanks to Mack’s performance, that she was introduced in 2010 to the comic series. Since her days as Chloe, Allison Mack starred in Marilyn as the title character the same year Smallville ended. From 2012-2014, she was Amanda on Wilfred. In 2014 she appeared on the popular show The Following, in which her former co-star Aaron Ashmore’s twin brother, Shawn, currently stars. According to her Twitter account, she has also lent her voice to an Amazon cartoon.

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SOMEEEBODDDY JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Since Smallville, she has been doing some work here and there, but who needs to keep on after a big career like hers? She’s had guest appearances on Grey’s Anatomy and The Finder. In 2014 she began a small role on the show Halt and Catch Fire.

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sauvage

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triple HNGH

spiderman literally kills a chick because his cum is radioactive

I would kill men for a woman like this.

I have seen the whole series like six times. I will probably see it more times before I die

>that obvious double
is she prude or does she have shit body somehow?

Yeah it's true. Probably feels guilty as shit for it.

Her body probably just isn't that tight and her butt game is probably weak.

Why waste your time like that?

trannies included

you will lose too many iq points

I believe this was addressed in the early 90's

Probably wasn't comfortable with it at the time. She has a sex scene with lex later in the series.

>joined a literal sex cult IRL
>afraid to even film a scene in granny lingerie
what did she mean by this

Watching it with loved ones is not wasting time imo.

lol already did

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What was the meaning of calling Lionel Trump?

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You'd kill a bunch of Trannies to get sex with Lana Lang?
Great, and here I was just killing trannies to take their skin and make a person suit to put all my cats into so I can get around the No Singles policy at my local cinema.

Damn she's cute.
>you'll never get a slightly weird and awkward qt gf

How's that project of yours going so far?

>Mfw she was acting as a sex slave master 20 minutes from my house for years

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her face was made for facial abuse

Well you know how all those trannies keep winning those womens running races and those girls got pissed off?
Yeah, I'm pissed off as well for similar reasons.

They were only in high school at the beginning, Lois didn't show up until later seasons where she was contractually obliged to show off her titties at every opportunity. It was a different time.

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Being fucked to death by Chad is every roasties dream

it's not like he's breaking things as he touches them. he just have to hold back like with everything else he's doing in his normal life. that's why he needs a side chick like wonder woman, someone who can take the load.

He'd blow his load out the top of her hapa head.

how gay are those people, holy kek

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Oh grow up. I dare you to find anything gay in this scene, mister smart guy:

youtube.com/watch?v=NLYEExrAEJI

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rip The Famous Jett Jackson why'd go and kill yourself man

This scene is overflowing with gayness holy shit

because he is not a race traitor

lmao it’s just two bros dude

this scene makes me feel a bit bi-curious. anyone else feel the same way?

Never heard of this guy before but oh shit he really did kill himself

>Jett Jackson
did he not have his own show, titled coby something?

just like Striking Vipers

Wonder Woman is there for him.

this slut is jsut too old for sexy shots

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Clark has options. Maxima was super hot in that series. Then there's Wonder Woman.

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Kek. How many times did they fuck to relieve their frustrations.

> Redhead, Pale and hot.
She's the epitome of a /pol/ woman.

I say we should give it a good college try.

wtf was he even doing in that film?

She was a high ranking member and broke in initiates

Kreuk got out before it was too late.

The guys who made the movie were buddies of his from college

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Ralph Lauren does paint?

They've been together in the comics and were fucking a lot. Even when Clark is with Lois. Lois is mad insecure and has nightmares about Clark and Diana.

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You'll probably get a beta hapa son

There is an ep where Clark gets hit by lightning and part of his powers get shifted to Lana so they are both super strong and the first thing they do is fuck so hard they cause tremors and Chloe walks into the house asking "did you guys feel that earthquake"

kino

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Elsa Jean was in smallville?

but the muscles involved in ejaculation are involuntary. Imagine a punch from superman at full unrestricted force. That's the velocity the semen would get shot off his dick, killing her instantly as the supersonic goo passes through all her body ripping her in half.

lol in the final season Zod sent her to space on some mission and she was never heard from again

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Fucking unbelievable. Goes to show you never really know what people are hiding.

youtube.com/watch?v=p1dzglJEqac

Hancock illustrated this problem perfectly

Fuck I was over my kristen kreuk obsession years ago why you fucks gotta make this thread?

she was perfect in chuck.

Source on that image, please?

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at least she didn't get BOGGED like Olivia munn

who's sucking her life force out of her?

time

Yeah, but cum doesn't just ooze out like sweat or tears do.

this but also she had a child

Subs don't brand their conquests.

Yes they were.

The same way you hold an egg without crushing it, or close a car door gently.
You think a guy who can lift 600 lbs will accidentally throw a baby 20 feet in the air?

She is the ultimate sub, the top bitch who is the most devoted and broken and worshipful towards Raniere.

The rest are lesser whores, less devoted, unable to reach the inhuman level of submission that Mack mastered

have you ever masturbated in your 12yo life?

God damn it Clark, Lex just wanted you to tell him your secret! Even when he found out, he just wanted you to trust him. He was your best friend!

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is there like a transcript out yet about all the sick shit she did?

No, this is from a conspiracy theory website that claimed to have sources from within the cult. It no longer exists but Yea Forums was linking to it a year before the story broke and everything in it has turned out to be completely true

Something I can't quite put my finger on about this scene

What was Lex's best quote?

I stopped watching when he left, but I member him showing up once in a while dropping these epic one liners about ancient conquerors, gods and myths.

This is correct, especially because he has picked up an egg before and then latter occurs.

no she didn't, but she wants a baby

you mean blind items?

end of s6 is pure nonsense hahahha

I remember that episode when it first came out Nicodemus. It literally made me go

>Wtf I like girls now

You cant argue logic with superman. Guys skin is literally harder than steel. You would think that anyone who touched his skin would notice that it has zero give and no matter how much pressure they applied they couldn't indent his skin at all.

jesus really

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that's not how it is. It's as strong as steel, not literally made of fleshsteel

how did they change the bizarro voice?

this was one of my most vivid memories of this show, even though my mom made me leave the room when it started. She was my first TV crush

If it had the same elasticity as normal skin then what do you think would happen when superstrenghts punch each other? Think this but about 40x more. That simply doesn't happen. And that scene from man of steel where the bullet crumples in his eye? Naa his skin is not only super strong but is super resistant to impact which means people touching him would know.

Still the GOAT capeshow

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hue

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>What am I, your cousin? C'mon Clark really kiss me

I never forgot that line, it was like woaah.

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it has feedback resistance from the yellow sun. Meaning it would only turn to how hard it needs to be depending on the force of impact

But by that logic wouldn’t he drill a hole in the earth everytime he takes a piss?

yeah a discount, vastly inferior michelle monaghan

So his skin is like a non newtonian fluid?

let's say i know a guy and i can get kristin kreuk's panties RIGHT NOW. what color should i have him grab?

lana was the worst thing about the show

Honestly Clark should've just plowed Chloe once so she wouldn't have to feel like she missed out. She was crazy in love with him, helped him always with everything, she always backed him and she was like his best friend. He was her oneitis.

>This scene at the end, when she realizes she's about to get cucked AGAIN

youtube.com/watch?v=87RhnkpYLSg

I find it weird that Dean the football coach could fuck Lana, an underage student who goes to the same school where he works. Guess it was a different time.

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>they're on there way to paint their sex dungeon wew

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for people who think thats hot she looks like a meth addict now

Dat Lana lmao

youtube.com/watch?v=mkWeFLX5Av4

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that's retarded and I can't believe he actually wrote an essay about it
based

I really liked 5 and 7, thought six fucking sucked because of the lana focus but 8-10 are the strongest, essentially a superman show at that point

the (pic related) you posted ooze gayness ano

NNNNG I DON'T REMEMBER THIS

Was she creampied by Keith too?

Wouldn't the mother absorb radiation through her skin and transfer it to the baby?

Red kryptonite episodes were always the best

>Runs away to Metropolis for the summer to become bankrobber and just smash infinite thots at the nightclubs while looking like the a 11/10 male model

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best parts of the show easily

this

Lionel: Remember when [insert historical / mythical figure] did something?

Lex: [Retorts with a commentary about being a shitty parent]

Scene stealers

Does that mean that every time young Clark jerked off he made holes in the roof of his house?

See Yes

white

LVL 99 Chad

youtube.com/watch?v=bvndKXKnl7U

Fucking hilarious

Wrong.
See:

Spotted the retard. Wrong person.

>youtube.com/watch?v=87RhnkpYLSg

The moment of no return. Cult is life.

kek

god i wish that was me

>tfw never knew high school romance

i can't even put it into words how much i wish i had a chance

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She came immediately right there in coffeeshop

Only in Reign.

youtube.com/watch?v=yivtalR5V6A

Does he have a krpytonite condom?

Technically that's how their relationship ends. She gets invused with an all-over-body condom that gives her powers, but it also absorbs K-radiation making her finally able to be with him as an equal, but if they are ever in the same room for more than a few seconds she'll kill him.

I imagine superman's sperms are immortal like him.

I think that everytime he faps and cums, and he washes them away, they live forever, endlessly searching for an egg in sewers, rivers, oceans, streams, etc. Even if he uses tissue, it is only a matter of time the sperms find a way into a body of water with the help of rain or subterranean deposits.

Every time a woman baths anywhere, there is an infinitessimal chance that she will get randomly pregnant from one of this super-sperms that cant be filtered or destroyed by any means.

And every time superman faps, the chance keeps increasing. It is only a matter of time before half-kriptonians start appearing around the world seemingly out of nowhere.

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based

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>Superman nuts in a chick
>Kryptonian kegel muscles launch jizz at mach 20 shooting through the woman like a railgun out the top of her skull
>She dies

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why is superman so autistic?

Pa Kent raised him to be a bitch nigga

Ma Kent raised him to be a mama's boy

Both of them raised him to be a coward

Hence his stag party being the first time he'd ever gotten drunk

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youtube.com/watch?v=FUE61GRIvDI

So do we need to start putting kyrptonite in the water? What if it turns the frogs gay?

Kino

Dude you're going to get me started on how frustrating it all was

Kryptonite turns people into season 1 monsters of the week

Not worth it

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Even if he was gentle with her, his ejaculations would perforate her innards like a shotgun blast.

fuck she was so cute

>Amy Adams
Reminder that the DCEU is just an alternate universe of Smallville. 1 of 52 alternate realities.

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What does that mean as far as John Glover voicing the Riddler in the DCAU and playing a mad scientist in Schumacher's Batman and Robin?

>final season tackles then New Gods
>Darkseid is a smoke monster that possesses bad guy from previous seasons
>I expect nothing and still.jpeg

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Smallville Darkseid was an eternal disappointment

I suffered through so much Cyborg-Stargirl-Flash shit, I deserved a proper end boss.

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Anyone else listen to Rosenbaum's podcast? I listened to the new one today with the chick from OPs pic. I was thinking about watching this show. Is it worth it or too late at this point?

youtube.com/watch?v=Bwp7owEP9x4
there was a hd version of this I don't know where it went
he was also Dr. Sivana's dad in Shazam

I listened when he talked about Chloe's cult and it wasn't juicy at all. He was just very diplomatic. Pretty much that it's probably true but she was nice when he knew her.

would have been more fitting if he possessed Lex, I loved Lionel but evil-alt Lionel was dumb

And she was younger than him so he was never ever into her. They were colleagues, but not friends and he never hit that.

He was very clear on that point.

I met Rosenbaum in real life once, absolutely friendly and a funny nice guy, charming as fuck.

Yea he's a good guy. Pretty humble and grateful. I'm not sure what Welling's deal is. He seems kind of MIA.

And Dr. Sivana's father in Shazam! He is indirectly the glue that holds DC together as a whole. Interesting that he has not appeared in the arrowverse yet.
>Smallville Darkseid was an eternal disappointment
Funny that WB keeps stuffing up Darkseid.

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Rosenbaum is a fairly cool guy, he was even in James Gunn's PG Porn series where he played horny Charlie Brown

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Haven't met Welling but saw him at a panel with Rosenbaum and while they have great chemistry he doesn't seem as nice and is more flippant about everything. Also charges more for autographs, and what's his fucking deal when people ask him why he didn't wear the suit in the finale he just says he didn't want to

>but the muscles involved in ejaculation are involuntary
For virgin humans maybe
For chad Kryptonians, who knows

Imagine getting asked the same question by every person you meet, every day for 15 years.

It's like the cast panels at that annual Vegas Star Trek convention. Everyone involved is past the point of caring and just drops uncomfortable truth bombs.

people keep asking him because he never answers it seriously so years later no-one knows, I mean fuck that finale was 10 years in the making

People who sperg over whether superman can fuck are just low-iq Luthors desperate to have one over on the Man of Steel. It's retarded for a pile of obvious reasons, but they don't care, they need to feel superior to a fictional character that badly.

The answer is that the show was about Clark becoming Superman, not Superman. People need to leave Tom alone, he has eaten too much and become 'uge

yeah it was but it doesn't explain why they cgi'd a suit on him instead of him wearing one

suit too expensive

all budget spent on monsters

I wonder how many innocent blacks were slaughtered by police while this wh*te oaf lounges on the moon.

but they actually had the suit

yes you retard

even superman needs some time to himself

>cgi'd a suit on him
>suit too expensive
WB did loan out the "Superman Returns" suit to Smallville. It's because Welling refused and became a producer to make sure it doesn't happen. He still got type cast, all that effort for nothing.

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why was he being such a baby about wearing it for 10 minutes in 1 episode

I got this signed by rosenbaum

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Did he ever blow down any walls when he sneezed?

There's this essay that hypothesizes something similar. Basically, teenage Superman discovering the joys of burping the worm, except since he's super strong he ends up shooting holes in the roof with his jizz, and his sperm float around the world (since he can fly), eventually impregnating random women (something along the lines of the spermatozoid being able to burrow through the skin due to super strenght, and statistically with billions of them flying around some would eventually hit eggs by pure luck).

that’s dope as fuck

thanks

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Took me a while to find this. These 3 pictures cut out all the filler episodes for a quicker re-watch of the 10 seasons.

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Designer paint.

I'M PUTTING TOGETHER A TEAM.

>I'M PUTTING TOGETHER A TEAM.
Unbelievable how that's such an appropriate picture.

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