Yikes

Looks like shit like every marvel flick

An unobtainably hot, dumb-looking hunk; a fresh-faced, ugly, forgettable mulatto that looks like an annoying college campus SJW. Neither particularly funny not gristled

Even Sam Jackson isn't safe outside the MCU

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Came here to post this

>Just re-use the sets from Ghostbusters 2016
>Fuck, re-use the actor if you have to
>Listen, I don't fucking care what you do as long as it gets a Coca-Cola logo onscreen for 10 seconds

that bitch is seriously ugly and looks like shes always half asleep. couldnt they pick some other mutt?

>"Men"
IT'S MA'AM

sometimes it feels like they're being sabotaged from the inside

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who is that faggot turk

Didn't they already try to reboot this in 2000 and it failed as well?

>strange, I thought "critics" would love this
It's Sony, not Disney otherwise it would have gotten stellar reviews

>the samurai fears the jew

Sony has defeinitely been sabotaged from the (((inside))). Being a japanese company, they didn't have any problem, also you can't have a movie studio without hiring jewish execs apparently.

yeah the one where Christian Bale was a KKK member

Or maybe they just consistently put out shit films

So... it's good then?

MARVEL BTFO

>Shaft Review: We Can’t Dig All This Boomer Humor
It's kino then

Shut your mouth!

After the Liam Neeson coshtroversy, no way. Remember that critics couldn't pretend to like Wrinkle In Time (they just had Larson defend that movie instead)

>bait the MCU audience to see MIB by casting Valkyrie and thor
>hold on this wasn't what i expected
they should've made it a serious film like windriver with hawkeye and scarlett witch
comfy blanket kino
mmm

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Tessa Thompson is like Fetch TV. People have spent years trying to make her work, but she just doesn't.

>>bait the MCU audience to see MIB by casting Valkyrie and thor
Going by it's tracking that didn't work and nobody cares. It's looking at an OW belong 40mil. Everything that isn't Disney is bombing

Because she's fucking bland in every conceivable way

>and yet people want Hemsworth to be Bond

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that's true
it kind of feels like after endgame everyone's got a bit of film fatigue where they feel like nothing else is going to top that experience ever again so they're taking a break from anything that's not MCU
kind of like you finish a game you really liked and you won't automatically go back to the main screen and select [new game] right after

>Rebooting a beloved classic with no competent replacement.
Bad mistake. No offense to Chris Hemsworth but he's no Tommy Lee Jones. Tessa Thompson is one bland actress and plays the same character in every movie. Obviously not a match to peak Will Smith.

Shaft with a dorky son sounded like a good idea
Too bad

RIP

Except John Wick you mean. How did that one manage to do so well this summer is looking to be more amazing each week.

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this must be truly awful if black director and WMBF cast couldn't make snowflake critics give it a pass.

Good. I hope everything with Tessa Thompson bombs. Hopefully she becomes box-office poison because she is certainly series-poison for me.

Meanwhile Lupita is doing just fine.

She only has one expression: smug cuntface

John Wick does good relative to its budget, but it's not like it's some big blockbuster.

its not just "relatively good", its done better than all the other "blockbusters" baring the Disney ones.

>white male lead
only Disney is allowed to do this

I cam smell your gaping front hole wound from here.

If you need a mulatto girl, you gotta go with Zoe

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>where they feel like nothing else is going to top that experience ever again so they're taking a break from anything that's not MCU
this is what Marvel drones actually believe

So what's your explanation why, besides John Wick, the other blockbusters this summer are underperforming/flopping?

Zoe is not half white

Jews

>Sony Pictures Entertainment
Every fucking time, what the fuck are they thinking?

If this pasta triggered you, you’re the tranny, tranny

Light skinned black people in America are usually around half white

>Sony Pictures Entertainment
Who the fuck keeps greenlighting this shit? Why can't they make anything good?

Is it bad or is it "Armond White masturbates furiously to it" bad?

We got too cocky wokebros

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classic leftist.

it must be really bad cause directed by Gary F Gray and yet sitting rotten. Same like that Ava Duverney turd. When even RT (translation: woke) critics cannot give a pass to diversity director's blockbuster, it gotta be a real stinker.

Twitter is cancer

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The stuff about white men is just sad. Its like he's a white quisling. He's found a way to be accepted, by annihilating himself. It makes me think about that pic that people post of the crossdressing Nazis, who grew up during a similar era.

I was going to see it, but then they cast Tessa Thompson. Just keep going Hollywood, keep shitting your own pants and wondering why nobody likes you anymore.

Good, he’s an overlong joke

wait, this guy thinks he cuts it as a woman? TOP KEK

The guy is an English teacher in Japan as far as I know so I'm not sure how accepted he would be over there.

Beautiful Zoe, she can actually act as well.

Reminder that we could've had a jonah-channing comedy/MIB crossover KINO but they just dropped the idea and we just got MIB International

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The trailer looked really dumb, despite me liking both those leads

>money made over a decade for one of the biggest franchises ever created
>"drying up"
lol

There are recent disney movies with bad scores.
>t-that's only to make it seem like critics aren't shills for them!
Mhm. Outside of MCU movies there are plenty of Disney properties with abysmal scores. Multiple ones from this year alone.

Wtf is that picture?

>From the good folks at Sony

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I work in a fucking pension company and our presentations look more professional than this

It's kinda alright if you think about it.

Jump street was based. They would have made it woke and ruin it.

No they’re not. Tyra Banks is only 15% white. You don’t have to be mixed to be lighter. There are Zulus the same color as them.

i want Straya

>I came out as trans to my kids. I got a "cool, we can go through puberty together!" and a "I hope you have fun living as a girl!"

I'll take "Shit I am totally 100% sure happened" for $400, Alex.

Should have just adapted this.

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>that walk
lmao

Elton wins again!

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Anything to fit the narrative ey lads?

I dont get the "international" part. Isnt MIB about aliens and other galaxies?

literally me
I haven't watched a movie in years, but I can tell you about the box office in detail

The moment I saw the first ads for it I knew it was a shit movie. I don't know, it just felt like shit. Nothing funny, bad acting etc.

They have a black woman now, that's pretty international

No, I mean. Why international? Why would they care about "saving the world"? Dont the MIB save the universe? Seems stupid to me

probably because it takes place in london now

Get woke, go broke.

what is pozzed?

they mean we want the international audience

Agreed. One of the Lord/Miller guys was complaining about Back to the Future and how Marty stole a black song.

And MiB is already getting woke with Tessa. She flat out said she wants the title to be less Men.

working title was men in black diversity

Don't you guys get it?
They're giving it a bad review just to think they're on our side ... don't fall for it, bros.

kek