Let’s settle this

Let’s settle this.
Striking Vipers > Smithereens > Rachel, Jack, and Ashley Too

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Smithereens >>>>>> the other two

Let's settle this.
Yea Forums manchildren>Off topic posters>that one Brendan schaub poster>power gap>Netflix shills

Man this season is a significant step down from the rest of the series
And that isn't necessarily praise for the other seasons

10/10

Anyone who says Striking Vipers isn’t good is secretly closeted

>its ok for your wife to go out and fuck other men as long you are happy playing video games
Fuck striking vipers it had cuck written all over it.

The one in the car is the worst Black mirror episode ever.

lol i only watched striking vipers because it was so shitty, if it's the best of the 3... holy fuck

Rachel, Jack, and Ashley Too > Smithereens > Striking Vipers
All of them are totally pointless, but there are gradations of FUN.

It isn't Ashley too is the best. People on here don't like it because the 4 main characters are women and let's be honest, Yea Forums just can't handle the idea of women.

All gay anti white Netflix garbage..pass!

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>Sorosflix shows
Theyre all trash

I've been with my girlfriend for about 3 years now.

We both like to play videogames together, but she has only been interested in them for a couple of years. The other day I told her about Skyrim and she was really interested.

So I dug out my PS3 and reinstalled it for the first time in 6 years. I loaded up my level 51 Destruction mage because my girlfriend really likes magic.

When the save loaded, I was in the Whiterun house and talked to my companion. My girlfriend noticed that the companion kept calling me "love". I remember now, I married that companion. I tell my girlfriend.

>"user what the fuck that's cheating!"

I can't argue. It is.
So we come to the only logical conclusion. If I cheat, she gets to cheat too. Even now, I can hear the grunts and moans in the other room as Tyrone makes things even for us.

But we also realised that I was married to Aela the Huntress. Aela is unkillable, and you can't divorce normally in Skyrim. I offered to delete my save, even smash up the PS3, but my girlfriend was right again; that wouldn't be a divorce. It never will be. She'll have to keep sleeping with him.

I just found out that 3 of my other characters are also married to Aela. As soon as I hear them finish in there, I'm going to tell her.

It's only right.

Hey, this post's number ends in two sevens! How about that.

Posterkinö

You have correctly pointed out the most interesting thing about that post.

fpbp

wtf it was a literal black mirror goes disney episode

>FUCK YOU MARK ZUCKERBERG!!! IT'S YOUR FAULT THAT I GOT MY WIFE KILLED!!! NOT MY LACK OF DISCIPLINE AND GENERAL STUPIDITY, IT'S YOUR FAULT!!!

Black mirror was always shit. Look at the premise of the first episode and tell me how it's somehow smart.

>XD da lil robot sayd bayd word!

Yeah I forgot how often Disney movies say the word fuck and cunt and bitch non stop in them.

Except he literally said that it was his fault and due to his lack of discipline. Maybe you should actually watch something before shitting out your braindead thoughts about it on the interbutts. Retard.

What are you trying to say, pedro?

>You make the app addictive and shit!
Did you even fucking watch the episode? He was clearly blaming Zuckerberg during his little tantrum

Would you fuck Pom if she was controlled by your best friend?

I would. Ain’t gay

Nigga who played Pom was gay though

oh yeah that disproves it. it's not like the entire plot was literal hannah montana tier and protagonists teenage girls

No you are just triggered by seeing women do anything be honest.

Eating garbage>dirty rim jobs>being stabbed with used needles from aids clinic

I actually liked this season. Seems the people who are mad about it were expecting the episodes to be deep. Not everything needs to have some moral point, some things are just fun.

Poor performance. Do better.

Those are NPCs though

this

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are u morons serious???????????
any other show>>>>>>>>>>>> season 5 of black mirrior.

its objectively bad tv

striking vipers: gay

smithereens: boo hoo i was texting now imma call mark cuckerberg then cry somemore before i anhero.

Ashley Too:An hour long miley cyrus commercial

FUCK NETFLIX AND
FUCK SHILLS

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Nah, nothing can beat metal dog apocalypse in terms of boring pointlessness

That car episode was so weak, all the in-charge police were females too which was weird and took me out of it. It was like some show trying to do a black mirror type episode.
Not that I'm a huge fan of the way it's gone since Netflix started making them.