Arnold's hideous bastard son was not invited to his half-sister's wedding

I've tried to kiss my half-sister some years ago. So I guess not

>Chris Pratt marrying a cunt

Who could have seen that coming?

Isnt fatass pratt divorced or something? Cause fame got over his head?

Eitherway Joseph is the actual son that Arnold always wanted to have. Athletic, optimistic, sense of humor and looks a lot like him when he was young.

I want kino about all three of Arnold's sons going to war after the old king dies. The two legal sons unite to defeat the bastard but then Patrick is betrayed by the fat one who becomes a ruinous, mad king. Patrick and the bastard then team up to overthrow fatty, Patrick is the new king, and the bastard his right hand man.

This, he seems kind and motivated. There isn't really anything notable about the rest of his family desu

Relative to fatty, sure, but he has another one that is actual in good shape and handsome.

and why the fuck she had the moral duty to invite same half breed bastard? she had the right not to invite her horny taco fucker father either, for exposing the whole family into this awkward situation.

and lets be realistic: he is not the favorite son, he is the son thats left, the other kids will be on the side of the betrayed mother.

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What's wrong with the other three? Other than the fatass, I can't see any glaring flaws with the other son and the daughter.

No, the bastard is literally the best son of Arnold.
Katherine here marrying a lad 10 years older than her is pathetic.

Yeah, but the other one is a Chad and a legitimate son.

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My bosses daughter is dating one of Arnies kids. Idk which one

we can find out. do you work at taco bell?

>Arnold's hideous bastard son was not invited to his half-sister's wedding

Arnold cheated on her mother making that abomination so is it really that hard to understand why she wouldn't invite him?
Are you retarded OP?
>"sorry mom but I invited the spawn of Dad cheating on you"

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Beaner Snow would still obliterate his ass

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Supposing it was medieval times and both died who would you support as the rightful heir? Fatty or the Bastard?

how are you the son of Arnold himself and manage to get into bodybuilding ever?

based

>tfw you entertain the possibility the legitimate children and ex-wife directed all of their anger at Arnold for cheating onto Joseph in spite of Joseph being an entirely innocent party

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>handsome chad
Looks like your average murrican wannabe chad. Forgettable and boring.
Cleary Arnold is having the time of his life with a son that shares his interests.
His other sons are bland, superficial and no one will care when they kroak. Also they are childish as fuck.

Only Joseph is humble like his father.

Because he is still her brother. This shows how petty she is and her true superficial nature. Hence marrying a pathetic actor like chris pratt.

Being this retarded.

Sure he's innocent but her mom was still betrayed and you don't invite the kid your dad made with some gross whore to your wedding making your mom feel like shit.

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>Eitherway Joseph is the actual son that Arnold always wanted to have. Athletic, optimistic, sense of humor and looks a lot like him when he was young.
>t. Juan Franscisco Carlos Tortilla Salsa Chimichanga
Joe is the "son" Arnold only pretends to care for LMAO

>Patrick's face
>Joseph's body
>Christopher's autism-tier high IQ
Imagine his power level

>looks like shriver
he may be legit but he isn't the chosen son

>Because he is still her brother. This shows how petty she is and her true superficial nature.
Fuck some of you are dumb.
Who is she more supposed to look out for? Her own mother or the kid made because her dad cheated?

Are you really that fucking stupid user?

>Beaner Snow would still obliterate his ass
Only at sucking cock. You Jose Manuels are legitimate cucks. You have no heroes of your own and have to look to a bastard child of an Austrian stud for hope. FUCKING PATHETIC.

Well that's whole fucking point isn't it?
Why the fuck would you want to attend a dysfunctional family's wedding?

Then they are inferior to many other folks.
I have family that has a half brother and they invite him over. They may not like the mom but they have shown to be the “better man” in this comparasion.

That is how small the kids of Arnold’s “legitimate” sons are. Born in golden cradles and no humility and lack of love and empathy in their hearts.

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Chris pratt is a Male roastie who ditched his supportive kind wife for a younger hotter stacey.

No, I clearly have superior brain to you user. Wathever happens between your parents is their business not yours retard. Your brothers however are still your own fucking blood, your family and genes.
You act like a jealous cuckold child.

>Beaner Snow
THE TRUE KING

Was it worth it, bros?

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>Christopher's autism-tier high IQ

Kek I spit out my food. How do u know he has a high IQ?

His wife divorced him because he got in shape for Guardians of the Galaxy and she didn’t like the attention he was getting.

>who ditched his supportive kind wife

She couldn't handle that he got more successful than her.

kk

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Nice cope, Diego. If the beaner bastard was "Arnold's favorite" then he would be at every family event regardless of anyone else's feelings.

Joseph Baena is an outcast. He is not Arnold's true heir. Arnold only deals with the wetback for the sake of propriety.

don't bother replying to him, he clearly lacks basic human emotion and empathy, and thinks that your parents imperfections should be carried on by the children

This is TMZ tier shit. You're better than this, Yea Forums.

And yet he is always with him in all the pictures.
Why are you so salty towards latinos user? Did your mom or dad cheat with mexican dick or somethinng? Seriously stop projecting and go to /pol/

No, it isn’t.

>board that spams cunny threads and capeshit is better than tmz
its not

Report him for being racist out of Yea Forums
This kind of retardation is plain trolling filler.
Makes me wonder if he has a horse in this race.

reddit

that's not really a diss, but it would be polite to invite him. but he's a black mark on the family.

yes, Yea Forums is reddit, did all the capeshit tip you off?

probably, i mean huge ass. whenever he wanted

He looks cool, should try doing movies or something.

This

Arnold's legitimate kids sound like dumb fucking cucks who don't understand family. That's there literal fucking brother, who has done no harm to them. The sins of his father or mother or whomever, ARE NOT HIS! HE IS THEIR BRO! They need to judge him as his own man. And he seems to be pretty fucking decent.

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He'll have the last laugh when he becomes a megastar

Like you haven’t ever shamefully jerked off to Ava Devine

bro i probably wouldnt even be invited to my sisters wedding

someone needs to work their meme magic

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Based and Alabamapilled

>Because he is still her brother
Isn't it pretty likely that she never even met him?

Arnold probably didn’t tell either of them,
So when she fucked the maids son during puberty, it later turned out as an awkward moment she would prefer to forget.

That ugly spic is doing the worst thing anyone could do if they were Arnold's kid. Trying to emulate your father who was a champion bodybuilder, movie star, and state governor is just stupid. People will only judge you based on how closely you resemble your father and you will only fail.

Even worse, the spic doesn't understand that no one wants to see Arnold 2.0, let alone a cheap Mexican knockoff. The legitimate children (including the fatty) will lead long, happy, and productive lives because they are living as they want.

I doubt it.
Americans are just cold, hipocrites and dont want anything to do with you unless they can take out somethinf of convenience from you. They are rarely pure.

>that name
KEK

at least she can cook and clean

Go outside once awhile, buddy

why do you assume he doesn't want to be a body builder? He probably just tried it and liked it. Arnold himself did say it was like a drug, its not beyond the pale to think such

sai daqui seu macaco de merda

t. fatherless child

Arnie seems to like the kid and spends with his son. Why wouldn't his son take after his dad? That's probably the biggest compliment for arnie knowing one of his sons wants to be like him. Sometimes your favorite hero is your pops and I'm guessing for Joe he's inspired by it. Some of you guys need some help projecting your insecurities and jealousy because your dad's are POS and you can't emulate a shitter. It be like that sometimes, I guess.

the irony of this post lol

Oh yeah? Why dont you tell that to charlie sheen user?

I choose Team USA