Is lieutenant dan one of the best bros ever written?
Is lieutenant dan one of the best bros ever written?
Fuck him fornnot eating that ice cream
*marries a gook*
M A G I C L E G S
*blocks your path*
>ywn abuse whores on new year's with your crippled war buddy
Vorenus and Pullo are the greatest male friends in any modern fictional story.
Literally who
Don Quixote and Sancho Panza are the best bros ever written.
He was a very flawed but relatable character, played brilliantly by Gary Sinise.
LIEUTENANT DAN ICE CREAM
The next time you get outta yer god damn wheelchair you're gonna fall, you sunovabitch and I hope ya do!
Hamlet and Horatio is the greatest friendship in the history of fiction
>not Captain America and black Captain America
have sex.
I met him Iraq, while he was doing a USO tour. Literally just ran into him. His escorts were trying to move him on to the next base, but he took time to talk with me. It was one of the best experiences of my deployment.
Gary Sinise is honestly a good man, and he has done tons of fundraising for vets without asking to be recognized for it. He just does it. He is truly a good man.
why did he pull a john lennon?
Agreed. He’s done heaps of USO tours for the troops and continues to support them and the veterans
Truely /ourguy/
He gave up on life
no he was actually kind of a dick but he lightened up in the end
He had no fucking legs and was a miserable old man, he'd take whatever he could get.
>t. knows that feel and has dated a fat black weeb femcel due to being a loser
Say whatever you want about how they look and yes they're soulless insectoids but one thing cannot be denied:
Asian Pussy is TIGHT AS FUCKKK. That shit will make your dick hurt
this
Honest question expecting an honest answer, are you any better off than his character?
Asian pussies actually aren't tighter, they're shallower, so you bang against the cervix more readily. Which, to me, is gross.
Ha whatever feels goodman
Once you go Asian loosy goosy white whores never feel the same again
I'm a little younger and have legs, otherwise no. If I was legless and his age I'd marry a little gook in a heartbeat, great deal. Almost at that point now.
Most women like their cervix tapped. Why do you think it's gross? You gay or something?
Why are you guys so racist against the Asians? They are good people and I would be happy to settle down with a nice Asian girl.
I'm quoting an esoteric philosopher.
They're not White. Might be the closest thing but nah.
Who?
God I wish I could marry a gook. Or anyone for that matter...
Not all of us are. If you're good looking and intelligent and your mate is as well, there's no problem.
What an awesome guy.
Forrest was the bro. He was so bro that he eventually turned Lieutenant Dan into a bro, too.
How many "white whores" have you slept with anyway?
You sound like a loser that can only get girls through Tinder
bump