Now that the dust has settled, is Yea Forums still triggered over CM?

Now that the dust has settled, is Yea Forums still triggered over CM?

>nice little addition to the space MCU flicks
>Jude Law being Jude Law
>fun, chill Fury
>comfy 90's setting that wasn't too 'muh 90s'
>humor wasn't too overkill

I honestly don't get why everyone hated it so much. It was 99x better than Black Panther, it was better than Ant-Man 2, homecoming, thor 2, and a handful of others, it was a familiar template with a few decent twists and a pretty fresh vibe for a marvel film. And i don't care what anyone says, Brie is pretty fucking cute.

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get taste

>It was 99x better than Black Panther, it was better than Ant-Man 2, homecoming, thor 2, and a handful of others

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Wow it won the shiniest turd award!
Amazing!

cringe

>jude law

Dark Phoenix was better

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soundtrack was awesome and the end credit scene had me hyped for end game. other than that... yeah

Reminder OP thinks this is better than dark phoenix. How are the Blu ray sales going?

I don’t even like Captain Marvel but that’s absolutely true. CM isn’t even close to the worst MCU movie. It’s just mediocre and somewhat forgettable

>I honestly don't get why everyone hated it so much.

Disney paid for its own tickets. It prevented reviews on Rotten Tomatoes, had Rotten Tomatoes reprogrammed not to shit on this movie. Had Youtube push all criticism of CM down. Then raided us by telling us to fornicate with the opposite sex without marriage nor procreation.

The actress is a total racist(against white men) blue-pilled autistic, arrogant bitch.

I consider myself b&r, and have never once been triggered by this movie.

bad movie, made for incels that like femdom

Stop trolling. Dark Phoenix was a genuinely terrible movie. Captain Marvel was just mediocre.

finally someone gets it

>CM isn’t even close to the worst MCU movie
"neither" is black panther, ant-man 2 and homecoming, and I don't even like them
"neither" because CM is in fact pretty close, maybe miss it by one or two

This. Only cap Marvel shilling allowed

>Brie is pretty fucking cute.
Based and Lars-pilled.
Who else /Larsgang/ here?

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Dark Phoenix was genuinely better

They’re all worse than CM

>MFW LAUGHING ABOUT SLUTS
>MFW HAVING TO DEAL WITH SLUTS
youtube.com/watch?v=CL6oKGGs1cg

What's wrong with her eye?

You must be stupid then

briesgangr

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Thanks for that, added to my Brie folder

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In the grand scheme of all the Marvel movies it's somewhere in the middle tier. I think it's better than Dr Strange and the first 2 thors, better than Incredible Hulk, better than Iron Man 2 and 3 probably. Better than Black Panther. Not great but not terrible.

always be hydrating

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Sip Queen

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fk yea I enjoyed it had to walk out of Thor 2 and antman 2 but this ok

Atleast it's about something, cunt.

reporting in

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Captain Marvel threads are always bad larps since the OP’s never talk about why the movie has legit faults. They just gloss over it with meme shit about how it’s a cute lil ol film.

Captain Marvel is shit for like a hundred reasons but the one that come to mind are:

>Shit pacing
>Character doesn’t have a 0 to hero moments because she’s fucking 100 from the jump
>She has -0 charisma
>She doesn’t give a fuck about anything till the plot needs her to
>Brie is out acted by the black woman
>Her past has barely anything interesting about it and feels underutilized as a plot point
>Fury gets character assassinated for a meme
>Jerking off the Tesseract for the millionth time
>S.H.I.E.L.D
>Coulson gets like 3 minutes in the movie
>Talos is just a quipster
>Muh refugees
>Star-Force sucks
>Ronan gets cucked

Movie is a fucking shit show.

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>mfw movie was pretty decent
>mfw Yea Forums has turned me into a LARS-LUNATIC though

#LARSGANGLARSGANGLARSGANGLARSGANG

SHE IS SO PERFECT BROS!

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SIP QUEEN
SIP QUEEN
SIP QUEEN
SIP QUEEN
SIP QUEEN
SIP QUEEN
SIP QUEEN
You FAGS ALREADY know her name....That's that girl from the LARS-GANG

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IT IS IN NO WAY BETTER THAN DOCTOR STRANGE

ITS TOTAL SHIT AND BRIE LARSON IS THE MOST INSUFFERABLE BITCH IN HOLLYWOOD 2019

Cry MOAR FAGGGGGGGOT

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>Lunatic? More like LARS-atic
Based

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>We know the real faggot is you.

have sex

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>LARS-atic

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>Chinese money
>Paid reviews

>have sex

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She'll never fuck you.

ALL ENDGAME

YOU DIDNT DO A THING

WAIT FOR CM2 COMPS TO CM1

MCU IS ENTERING A NEW PHASE, A FLOP PHASE

>Character doesn’t have a 0 to hero moments because she’s fucking 100 from the jump
no she's like a 60 from the jump. Like how Aquaman is already Aquaman and the story is about him getting his fork to go full power. And Thor and MoS start at 100 from the jump. Thor doesn't really have a "start from the bottom" movie until Ragnarok.

Like oh my god. I'm so totally not going to fight your war. I'm like going to end it and stuff

Cope

"Have sex" doesn't stop arguments.

>implying any of us are worthy enough to fuck Lars GOD

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>Never watched MOS.

>Yea Forums makes shit prediction number #586865861
KEK

Nice try, nigger. She'll come out as Ace in a year.

Have Sex

Also photoshop.

It was a boring, soulless dreck made almost watchable whenever Sam L was talking, and is proof to me that people will watch literally anything that has a Marvel/Disney logo on it

BASED ACE

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Nigger are you a shill or just retarded?

It was one of the worst Marvel movies ever. Right at the bottom with a few others.

I do not even mind Brie Larson as an actress.

Shit is straight garbage.

OP, it's because Disney was desperate to create a female superhero to one up WB/DC who beat them to the punch with Wonder Woman. So Disney took a horrible character whose shitty books don't sell and knew they couldn't do anything with. So they decided that they'd try to turn it into a feminist statement thus suckering feminazi's and white knight beta orbiters into going to see it the same way they conned niggers into seeing Black Panther. This is why they deliberately made CM into a near parody of Feminazi/SJW politics and hired a massive fucking cunt to play the part because they knew she'd piss people off at which point they could play victim. Disney shills then deliberately spammed message boards like Yea Forums to incite controversy when six months earlier no one gave a shit. You might have noticed last week there was a LOT of CM threads and it's because CM was released on Bluray this Tuesday so they were stirring shit up in the hope of boosting sales because they can't artificially inflate numbers by buying physical copies the way they can with movie tickets which is 99% electronic.

The thing that bothers me is the way (((they))) tried to paint the narrative that "IF YOU DON'T SEE THIS YOU'RE A SEXIST" as if men wont go see movies with female leads ala Resident Evil. Then there was the demented revisionism they tried to push that CM was the first female superhero movie and once people pointed out Wonder Woman and Supergirl they backtracked to say "the first MCU female superhero".

Cast someone attractive like Emma Stone and makes a good movie and I would have seen Captain Marvel. But that takes too much effort. So they made a piece of shit, starring a slithering cunt and shilled it as some sort of milestone against "THE PATRIARCHY" aka WHITE FUCKING MALES aka Daddy.

I just wanted a hot chick fighting aliens. NOPE. Can't have simple entertainment now. Everything needs to have politics shoved into it and I'm soo fucking tired of it!!!FACT!!!

>Better than IM2 and 3
Calm down a bit user

>be Disney
>in talks with Fox for decades about acquisition
>Captain Marvel due for release in a few months
>get close to striking a deal to acquire Fox
>deal will mostly be paid in shares in Disney stock
>deal will finalize after Captain Marvel release
>can't have Captain Marvel bomb, which would reduce Disney's stock value
>movie is projected to not do too well, especially in China
>can't bomb
>send employees to buy out entire Captain Marvel showings around the nation
>YouTube changes algorithm
>RT redesign
>RT stops accepting reviews below threshold
>Metacritic drops user scores
>"Journalists" in a tizzy
>Twitter in a tizzy
>Half empty theaters
>insanely low critic and user scores (the ones they let be posted)
>Hollywood accounting
>Prelude to the biggest movie ever
>Captain Marvel becomes 6th most profitable release in movie history
>but numerous reports of empty or near empty "sold out" showings for Captain Marvel
>Fox thinks these numbers are legit, finalizes the deal
>movie tanks in China
>Disney shares drop slightly
>Fox gets fucked over
>The Mouse gets away with it?

It's not just the Disney/Fox merger, they also had to top WB/DC's Wonder Woman which did 821 mill worldwide. Anything less than a billion would have been seen as a failure and would have made the Fox boyout more expensive.

Plus you have to take into account that Feminazi's and their SJW white guilt numale closet faggot virtue signaling lapdogs are easy marks who will white knight someone (Anita Sarkeesian) or something (Captain Marvel) using their own money like the suckers they are and all because Daddy (The Patriarchy) didn't love them and hand life to them on a silver platter!!!FACT!!!

>You will never meet Brie
>You will never go on an amazing date with Brie
>You will never cuddle up with Brie on the couch and watch old movies with her
>You will never tell Brie you love her and she'll say "I love you too user"
It hurts bros...

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his powers come from the sun. He never doesn't have them. He just make pretends.

>Your lack of cope astounds me.

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*sips*

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Cool story. TLDR. Consider this though
have sex.

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I legit left after the frustratingly bad mansion battle in Dark Phoenix. First time I ever done so in my entire life. I thought leaving theather was a meme until I saw that shitheap.

I kind of hated IM2 when it came out. Thought they were tanking everything trying to shove Shield shit into the story. The flow of the movie was fucky. idk probably need to watch it.

And I liked IM3 when it came out. I liked all the subversion and Shane Blackiness. I think I take that one back.

>She'll never fuck you.

Unless you're a fat Jew producer!!!FACT!!!

THIS!

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When some feminazi and/or one of their SJW white guilt numale closet faggot lapdogs calls you an "INCEL" or use their generic insult "have sex", because they can't form a coherent thought let alone a counter argument, it's because women are nothing more than three holes which is why even the ugliest, fattest, poorest amongst them can get laid whenever they like. Withholding sex from men is the only power they have. Without that they have nothing and are nothing but herpes riddled whores!

And the so-called "men" who use those words are even worse because they're virtue signaling numale cucks who think that they'll get some of that sweet college/university hipster chick pussy when those women will be fucking Chad Thundercock and only settle for them once they're looking to nest with a beta orbiter provider after they're done riding the cock carousel.

So which one are you because you're either one or the other?!?FACT!!!

That's how average cap Marvel is that it makes IM2 kino

I'm gonna get fat and mutilate my penis

WHY, AT THAT POINT JUST SEE IT THROUGH

THE TRAIN BATTLE WAS DECENT, THE ENTIRE SEQUENCE WAS A RESHOOT APPARENTLY

DARK PHOENIX WAS BETTER THAN CAPTAIN MARVEL, AT LEAST ITS GOT MCAVOY AND FASSBENDER

>Waahhhh, I'm in denial that Captain Marvel was a huge hit, so I'll come up with this insanely stupid conspiracy theory only a toddler would believe!

You keep saying it. Won't change shit.

no I wasn't taking back IM2. Fuck IM2.

>Feminazi
>SJW
back to R/the_donald with you

Brie Larson? More like BASED LARSON! AMIRITE?

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I LOVE FUNGUS !!!!

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>i'll never have sex
Why? Have you tried just have sex?

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Any hard nips pics Disn- I mean user?

>>Waahhhh, I'm in denial that Captain Marvel was a huge hit, so I'll come up with this insanely stupid conspiracy theory only a toddler would believe!

Roastie or beta cuck faggot. Which are you. Answer the question!!!FACT!!!

Hello Kevin Feige
How you doing?

cringe pilled and have sex

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>Roastie or beta cuck faggot
go to bed granda

I NEED TO SUCK ON FUNGUS JUICE RIGHT NOW !!!

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Um, Nigga...

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Obsessed

are you an ESL?

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I dont fucking care. If you expect me to take a walking prof x punishment as a serious scene, then you're fucking stupid. McAvoy and Fassbender barely do shit then become literal parody of their characters from previous films. Weak lines all over. Fuck it, at least Capt. Marvel was better because it can wrap itself better, despite the usual stupid choices. Why the fuck do they leave that alien science officer back on earth in. CM, like why why the fuck, man.

Captain Marvel is proof that executives should not create super heroes

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You forget the lack of curves, senpai
You forget

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marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Carol_Danvers_(Earth-616)

Carol used to be good until Post-KSD. After that she has been shit to this day.

Google Comichron.

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that's kind of because the whole point was that they were making a kind of unsexualized uniform so it's not weird for little kid girls to wear it.

"Little Girls"
Dafuq you think would want to wear?

This

Learn to SPEAK ENGLISH FAGGOT

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Imagine shilling for a kike cum dumpster!!!FACT!!!

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is this actually your job tho?

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No, a passion.

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izzit over?

>telling a girl "I love you" first
Never again

THIS IS COPE AND DAMAGE CONTROL

THEY PUT HER IN A BURKA COSTUME BECAUSE ITS THE CURRENT YEAR AND SHES A FEMINIST WHO DARE NOT BE SEXUALLY OBJECTIFIED FOR THE MALE GAZE

DISNEY DID THE SAME THING TO NU-JASMINES COSTUME IN ALADDIN RIGHT AFTER

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im going to make sure you die alone afraid and scared

cute girl
simple as

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>*INSUFFERABLE BINT
>simple as

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>better than Black Panther, it was better than Ant-Man 2, homecoming, thor 2
correct but it still isn't great

It was fine. It's a Marvel movie. It's best to ignore all the agenda-motivated opinions when it comes to anything these days.

Does the movie still blow dick?

Very slappable face.

Yeah, with my dick.

qt3.14

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>I honestly don't get why everyone hated it so much
Have you been living under a rock this whole time? It was hated because it starred a woman, and incels wouldn't have it. I guarantee that 90% of the incels who shit on it haven't even seen the flick.

Her snarky millennial feminist dog mommy shtick was almost unwatchable.

I skipped through the movie looking for interesting scenes. Ben mendelsohn was there for the redditors and was basically his Star Wars character in costume, and Jude law was a long way from gattaca.

Was it worse than black panther? Hard for me to say because I hate niggers.

The movies you mentioned were much, much better than this shit. It was low ass mediocre.
>Ant-man 2
Comfy, family time flick with nice heist and vfx
>Black Panther
Much better villain and vfx for the most part. Lead was more likeable than brie.
>homecoming
Tom Holland is much more charismatic, Vulture was great and it was a well done coming or age flick.
>thor 2
Hard pass. It had a couple of memorable death scenes. This film wasn't memorable at all. Not even quotable

Agree, but why are based beta males hated in /tv?

>triggered
More like indifferent

>familiar template
But done worse. The humour was so corny and Brie lacked all the charisma that sells the others.

>few decent twists
>decent
Shit twist. Made krees the generic bad guys and no development was given to Carol. She didn't even care bashing the guys she had been living with. And on, nick fury's eye twist.

>fresh wibe
Worn out bland vibe

>brie fucking cute
Have some self respect and get a better taste, unless you love fungal feet and objectively ugly bitch

oh boy, ass is nowhere to be seen

I think Brie is a ugly but this is pretty cute. Am I the only one?

it disgusts me that a plebian can have that bad a taste so as to like Captain Marvel. Gross

based and Truthpilled. Captain Marvel is trashy all around.

/tv is not a place for a civil discussion.

How Captain Marvel SHOULD have ended.

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I'd rather put my dick in my toaster. From certain angles my toaster is at least almost attractive.

>interesting alien civilization
>somewhat interesting story
>some cool moments
>terribly acted meme quips
>girl power
>insufferably annoying actress irl

She certainly made my ANUSHOLE dilate and flush out all the anal chunkies onto the floor....and they slowly rolled down the aisle and the small Mexican children from the orphanage finally had a meal. As Dora the spic would say "these pieces of diarrhea chunkies are DELISIOSSO!"

Yikes those bluray sales must be abysmal, the movie was SHIT objectively speaking as most propaganda movies are

How will disney online marketing division as created by the current owner of Rotten Tomatoes and Fandango (critics and box office data rwspectively) recover from this post?

Reminder: Brie is literally a 10/10

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damn brie look like THAT????

Literally a swamp hag.

>that front
Bro look at this dood oh no no no

That cannot be brie.

Or perhaps this was her before crashing into the wall.

I didn't like capt marvel either, but you are just pathetic seething incel

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b-but she made a m-mean t-tweet
*REEEEEEEEEs until the end of time*

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The most obvious false flagging shill post I've seen in my life

SHILLLL REEEEEEE SHILLLL REEEEEE

Gee calm down shill your seethe is showing

>I didn't like capt marvel either, but

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Guys, STOP discussing my movie already. The subject has been done to death at this point. I'm sorry if it offended any of you in any way, but it's just a fictional piece of media that can hopefully entertain, and in the BEST case scenario inspire you. It's not meant to be Lawrence of Arabia, okay? lol

So how are the bluray figures looking, shillbros?

as a movie alone, there were legit scenes that made me mad. Like all the short scenes with the white male bully. It was like saying to the audience that this is what only women go through, which is wrong, and I got offended. I am just coming from my honest perspective here so I know people will take issue to that I know. But I feel it was done to spite those in power at the "expense of everyone else." That says to me, that not only are they acting like nothing more important was flashed backed too, they flat out make it look like male victims of the same problems dont exist. It really hurts to know that all the crap I went through is considered whiney crybaby shit, but when the same thing happens to a girl it suddenly matters.

>im going to make sure you die alone afraid and scared

How, by marrying me?!?FACT!!!

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youtu.be/4Mt1RNDEh7Y

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Put it this way. Cheese NoAss is soo fucking shit that Yea Forums prefers a Jew over her!!!FACT!!!

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I can't be bothered to list the flaws again but Mar-Vell being female, Nick Fury losing his eye to a smart cat, and naming the Avengers after Carol's sign will forever make me hate this cunt's movie.

Miss me with that bullshit my nigga

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>Gal is still cuter and more likeable
Woah...

Let me put it this way. Gal has reached a plateau in terms of how cute and likeable she can be.
Brie is a cunt at her worst, but much better than Gal at her best. FACTS!!! A HAT!!!! (possibly fedora)

Cheese NoAss was homeschooled which explains why she's an autistic bitch. She's NEVER faced adversity, been challenged and had everything handed to her. So she expects everyone to kiss her ass and when they don't she turns into a cuntish brat. Her parents also divorced when she was young which explains why she's a "feminist" (all of whom hate Daddy aka "THE PATRIARCHY!!!") and fucks niggers while she's bitter because of all the kike cock she took to further her career!!!FACT!!!

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>much better than Gal at her best
Well as she is now she leaves a LOT of room for improvement so we'll see if she gets there. As of today they aren't in the same league, Gal blows this cunt out of the water

Siiips

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I guess she's always sipping something to wash out the taste of Weinstein cum!!!FACT!!!

why even live

based

Friendly reminder that Captain Marvel babysat an incel once.
koreus.com/video/the-babysitter.html

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I'll take a skinny lovable Jewish chick with small tits and nice feet over a rapidly aging bitter casting couch whore with terrible bolt-ons and Crypt Keeper hooves to match her shit personality!!!FACT!!!

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How’s your wife’s black son OP?

How is this the general impression incels get from Brie? She seems like a nice girl, albeit a little insecure.

Not him, but I wasn't that hard of a Brie hater before watching her pathetic interview with Chris Hemsworth.

For every interview where she's a cunt, she has one where she's likeable as well. It's probably BPD or some other mental thing.
youtube.com/watch?v=p6UNv-L1bBk

Brie is cutie. Fight Me!

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I hate all of you

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Bait or Shill?

Wait what? This is a LARP right?

>likeable
that's called pr. why should we like her, cuz she a female capeshit hero? she surely is autistic

>doesn't come up on google search
>doesn't come up on tinypic
Tell me this is shopped?

Get a better taste and have some self respect user

Bruh, it's probably a photo with a caption added below so it can't be reverse searched.

Its the post endgame era. Its over man.

The barefoot scene was pretty meta, DESU

But I'm not an asshole. Why do you hate me?

>!!!FACT!!!
I'm not going to hate on your copypastas, but this in particular is cringy.

I legitimately didn't even get the plot of CM.
What exactly did jude law do that was so bad?
How would someone who has been fighting alien terrorists for like a decade suddenly say
>oh wait i was wrong
Just because she sees one of em with a kid? These things have tried to kill you. Who even believes their shit?
And then to turn on the people she's been fighting beside for that decade, so have probably saved her life and she's saved in turn, like it's nothing? She's going to just kill these people with zero conflicting thoughts?
Why the fuck was the cat thing even in the movie? What is that thing and how come fury is fine with just letting it run around and not even warning anyone the thing is dangerous as fuck? And just letting it take the tesseract thing?
Also did they even explain the chip in her neck? I didn't even know that was a thing until it fell off at the end and she went super saiyan.
And why did the aliens even need a "light drive" to find a new home planet? They've been getting around fine it seems. They made it to earth just fine and they hyperspaced away fine without developing any kind of drive.

>over
Is it though? FFH will blow the BO away, take my word.

hi brie

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Recommend me some nice movies and I'll let you off the leash lol.
I'm looking for political thrillers in particular. Three Days of the Condor, that kind of thing.

I'm jealous of her jaw 2bh. She puts mine to shame.

I'm not watching your movies Brie, nor any other superhero movies made in the 2010's for that matter.
Your movie made absolutely no difference in Endgame and your entire character is just the MCU's excuse to add in a female Superman to lead the team now that the original Avengers are disbanded.

>samefagging much

Winter Soldier lol

>other superhero movies made in 2010s
Like?

her bellybutton is scaring me

It's just so strange. Brie Larson is good in Scott Pilgrim, The Spectacular Now, Room, 21 Jump Street, and Kong Skull Island. She's slightly worse than meh in Captain Marvel. She's horrible in Endgame. She also has pretty bad foot in mouth syndrome. What happened? She's not a bad actress so what changed?

"Winter Soldier"
Seriously dude? Haha. I'm serious, give me something. You're all "experts" right? Clearly the most well versed film discussion forum on the internet?
Fair enough. I'm sorry you didn't enjoy either film.

OH GOD NO.
Imo Brie is ugly, but guys tell me, is she similar to my waifu?

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Tbh it really is a good political thriller

except Logan that movie was aight

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congrats, you outed yourself as a virgin

Then why tf did you watch Endgame user?

She is way hotter than Brie. Fact

She's got fame now (like actual fame) so she feels she doesn't have to put any effort into her work now.
I can't blame her fully for letting Superhero fame get to her head but I feel she doesn't have a solid enough filmography to act like she's earned her praise.

>soundtrack was awesome
you mean the pop songs? because the actual score is fucking shit

my friends wouldn't shut up about these movies and I wanted to see the flying purple people eater wreck more people

Pinar Toprak did an amazing score user. It was cool seeing it return in Endgame

I personally think most MCU films are at least good. Many are capekino or closer to it. But this one was almost trash. It's in the bottom tier of mcu films in my list

>200+ replies
>only 60 images

Do better.

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You're wrong, but sorry you feel that way. You have to understand I'm literally no different than your average person walking down the street. I struggle with this profession as much as anyone else would. And those who have never struggled a day in their life must not be in it for the right reasons anyway. But please give people in the industry a chance. We're all human.

Captain Marvel (Carol Danvers version) was created by Kevin Feige's order to be used on MCU, user

Lol, go home Brie, you're drunk.

member when anti-brie's said this wasn't her in the photoshoot cause she looked too hot/sexy, that it was Brie's head photoshopped on a model's body.

member when I believed them and didn't save the pics until more pics from the shoot were released just recently. why did they do that to me :(

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I think this will get worse in the next movies

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0 ass
bangs hiding her 6head
airbrushed and touched up for days
Na famalam

That's not an accurate representation of who I aim to be anymore. Sorry. But thank you for the kind words.

I'm funnier and more famous than you !!!FACT!!! so kill yourself, fucking faggot

Brie for the love of everything holy please watch this and save your career:
youtube.com/watch?v=KBCcDrG2NjM

Why so angry at that user? Gross. Fact!!!

kek

I've seen it twice
I'm not interested in a "career" in the traditional, monetary, superficial sense. I just want to do projects that speak to me in some way. It's as simple as that. You must have some passions in life, right? What are they?

Brie is an anti-brie??

Somehow this all makes sense now.

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>user pretending to be Brie Larson
kys

Whacking it to you in Scott Pilgrim and that shower movie scene

Having high standards isn’t being triggered you retard, it’s one of the worst films about one of the worst characters. It’s too obvious why she’s now in the MCU, it’s immersion breaking, as if a tampon ad with multi culti fat dancing women played right through the middle of Iron Man.

Test

And you approve of every decision you've ever made? Do you go up to the mirror in the morning every day and think "damn, I'm fabulous"?
Right. Well good for you.

>setting that wasn't too 'muh 90s'

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Prove that you're really Brie.

>it was better than Ant Man 2, Black Pander, the worst Thor
She was being lauded as better than Iron Man and the new face of the MCU, and all that absolute bollocks about feminism and representation. The MCU is going full retard.

What about Basmatis Blues? Wasn't that indianphobic, 'Brie'?

GiVe Me A PoLiTiCaL ThRiLleR
and I'll think about it

In what way was it ever indianphobic exactly?

gal's just short of perfection

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stop impersonating someone unless you have a proof.

You're a fucking retard !!!FACT!!! and not the boss of me double !!!FACT!!!

I'm not impersonating anyone dweeb

Me? An impersonator? Kek.

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Actually quite a bit of change there user, I don't think "just short" is accurate

>pretending to be brie larson
>the state of /tv

Still disappointed at you guys for not providing a solid political thriller.
And my LARP was nearly perfect, all things considered. We'll get em next time boss. Gonna go method for a few months.

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Yeah, and guess what? I never received my movie recommendation. ALSO, I only did it because my perfectly good thread was deleted due to your Captain Marvel autism.
Smell ya later, losers.

Damn I was writing my questions and you ruined my hype

>Setup the Magneto and Jean conflict for half an hour
>Get an entire team backing up Magneto so he can cross a street and get into the building to fight Jean (badass but why not grind down the whole place?)
>Magneto actually spends like 3 minutes lifting a subway from God knows where just to block the entrance, making sure no one will stop his epic climax, a duel of fates that actually has got me hyped up
>Magneto vs Phoenix, the two strongest mutants. A hero who killed a good person, and a Villain wanting to avenge said person
>Magneto tries to stab her with a pipe and gets slapped out of the building
>

>missing my subtle joke

Maybe somebody else will notice...

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>perfectly good thread
What thread babe?

Okay. Are you really Brie Larson? Or was thar really a larp? I've been lurking and my mind is going to explode I reckon.

Considering mere plebittors were enough to creep her out, I'm pretty sure she would have a legit heart attack if she came here.
If you're interested, I can try to answer your questions in character, but someone HAS to give me a good political thriller already.

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It's not her my nigga. I took an image, mirrored it, put a caption on it (so it doesn't pop up in searches), got into character and LARPed as her, because I was adamant I was getting my thriller. And it's fun to fuck around either way.
It died anyway. Fuck it. I'm adding Captain Marvel and Brie to my filter search from now on.
I managed to avoid these threads for months but it got the best of me.

nose, hairline, eyebrows and ear angle. even then, they're fairly small changes.
just a nose job would change her face a lot

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Well, you did a pretty believable impression. Watch Harlequin by Simon Wincer.

What a disappointment. I was wanking over the prospectus of meeting Brie Larson

It's pretty easy once you've seen a couple of videos with her. Maybe if you didn't shit up the board with material, I wouldn't have been able to, but I know her like the back of my hand now.
>Watch Harlequin by Simon Wincer
Fucking finally. Thanks fren.

Please make a 'AMA BRIE LARSON' thread.

See
This is no place for a girl like her. This is no place at all. Just pester pornstars instead, they can probably play along.

I didn't know she had done an AMA. She seems pretty nice. Hope she does it again

I considered making an AMA Henry Cavill thread once, since I know he's Yea Forums's soft spot, but it's just not an honorable thing to do.
Let them come here instead. What else have they got to do aside from taking selfies and complaining about the weather?

reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/19s71y/hi_im_brie_larson_ask_me_anything/
It was pre-Marvel. I doubt she would do one of these now. I don't care either way desu.

I second this. Brie Larson thread will be an absolute blast

Smart anons would know very quickly that it's a larp, and it's not so fun desu.
Much better when the real deal shows up. I say we pester Shatner on twitter to do an AMA. At least he's admitted to visiting this place.

I love you

CHILDS TORCH IT

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It would be a decent 6/10 if it came out in 2011. Now it's a 4-5/10 and that's being generous.

You're telling this to a grown ass man, I'm sorry to say. Here's hoping you find a real fembot for some companionship. But be warned, it's not all it's cracked up to be.

Does Brie Larson smoke weed irl?

Anybody know?

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No, she pussied out.
youtube.com/watch?v=GvOHkYlsOoc

Why would you care, loser?

Literally zero people on this board watched this movie

delusional

I wasn't upset about it, but it was defintly a weaker showing for the MCU. I was genuinly frustrated with a lot of things, because I felt that with a few small plot changes, they could have made the character arc feel a lot more compelling.
Like the Kree being the bad guys was barely a twist and had basically no emotional impact. I think it would have been better to make the Kree Supreme Intelligance alone the enemy - the rest of the Kree just live in a society where the AI has gone meglomanic, and genuinly think the Skrulls are on the same level as them. The Kree supreme AI has just been orchastrating the war to preserve its own control.
Have CM make genuine connections to her squad and then suddenly the her turning her back on them has some real emotional weight to it. As it was, you just had her killing her squad mates - people she had fought along side for years at that point - and she didnt seem to give a crap. If they were instead genuinly hurt by her betrayal, and shes torn because she knows they are essentially good people but can't prove it to them, and so has to fight them even though it she doesnt want to do it - that would make it much more impactful I think.

Plus it would set up CM2 to be fairly interesting. She has to find a way to free the Kree from the control of the Supreme Intelligence, and thats a challange that she can't just punch her way through.

Thanks

Just think it'd help her mellow out

I watched it

>BRIE LARSON IN THIS THREAD
omigod wtf

The movie was great and the profits show it
I'm glad they finally made an openly feminist movie and it was a success

I can't wait for Brie Larson to disappear from any type of screen. It's a matter of time for people to realize what a horrible mistake was done putting her in power

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>great
Lol
>profits
You mean profits due to Disney buying their own tickets due to the empty theatres. Kek
>openly feminist
Was it?
>success
Is this a bait or a shill?

>obvious disney shill
lololol try harder next time
also better to not defend this meh disaster for the mouse

Fuck off, she is here to stay
>Waaaaahhhhh, I'm in denial that the movie was a huge hit, so I'll tell myself that Disney bought their own tickets, something only a 6 year old would believe!!

>less than mediocre flick even by mcu standards
>releasing it just before endgame
>profits don't equal good film
>negative reviews got cucked
>theatres still empty and disney has to have the fox merger

The empty theater images were just either stock images or images taken in theaters not showing CM. Most theaters were packed the first weekend.

I saw CM about 3-4 weeks after it's release, during the day and the theater was full. The film was average as they come for capeshit, but a billion is a billion.

>billion is a billion
>billion isn't a good movie

>captain marvel bluray sales hit
>can't fake numbers
>disney tries generating discussion

Then why did it make less than Aquaman?

I'm not triggered over CM at all, I just thought it was a mediocre and forgettable movie.

That's why Yea Forums hates her in the first place.

>triggered
Believe or not I've seen even worse movies than Captain Marvel. That said, Captain Marvel was a piece of shit

God, pls no tell me it ain't disappointing like that

Gamora looks like this in comics when Guardians of the Galaxy debuted in theaters

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for some reason she believes that a beautiful woman is a woman who does not have an fat ass

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It was enough to shut you DCfags the fuck up.

Face it, Brie OWNED you.

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The first Thor is all about him losing his power and earning it back.

do a screenshot of the monitor and you posting on Yea Forums and post here

This.

Monica should have been Captain Marvel. This was the only time the diversity choice was superior because Carol Danvers SUCKS.

This is a good thing. Women should dress modestly. Guys who write comic books are sexual degenerates anyways

>implies captain marvel haters are dcfags
>implies it's better than wonder woman
>implies it made more than aquaman
cope hard

Courtney Cox?

It was a larp dude

ok brie

Monica Rambeau. The character they turned into a black little girl worshiper of Carol when she was always a superior heroine than Captain Alcoholism.

I bet those who love this film are either shills or baiters. There are more who found this objectively trash than 'female hating incels'

You read ALL that from a single sentence?

Brie is living in your head rent free, bro. You are fucking owned. How do you live with yourself? Hashtag obsessed and jelaous.

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>Monica
Dude no offence but even she was trash. Both her and her mother.
>hey mommy why don't you go with auntie outside earth and help her when you can die and leave me an orphan

Take a second and think about how obsessed you are with her. You typed up several walls of text and saved unfavorable pictures of her to post. You really need to take a break from the internet. It's hurting your mental health.

I LOVE BRIE LARSON!!!

>implies this trash shut dc and gets proven wrong
kek
>implies user who found this movie trash is the memed brie hater
gtfo pathetic zoomer

adorable
Based

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Ah, the Miles Teller Effect.

How bout you spics, niggers, and jews create your own characters instead of leaching off of whites like you do irl?

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That was a copypaste faggot
>obvious bait
Try harder

Shut up faggot

>samefagging
sad

Have sex

cope.

TIME
FOR
A
NEW
BRIE
THREAD
BABY!

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Faggot

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Refer

Why would I refer to your cringe ass post?

>That was a copypaste faggot
That isn't much better. Saving pasta because of how butthurt some actress made you is only slightly better than the person who typed it up the first time.

Sad cope

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I don't even know how to do that. You probably do it yourself which is why you even suggest it.

B
A
S
E
D

(btdubs, I am IronFag)

>butthurt
>projecting much
More like indifferent. The thread is about the film and it's criticised as such.

Discord trannies baiting as brie fans, as usual.

>indifferent
I'm going to take a look at the catalog but I bet there is already a new brie hate thread up.

Cope

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>obvious newfag redditor

kek

No, but I guess you could say I'm new to Yea Forums. I'm from /k/ and can only stand being over here for five minutes or so before I have to leave.

Starts pretty good. Space action is cool. Fury and Colson are cool. Danver's interaction with them is cool.

Then shit starts getting dumb when they are attacked/train fight.

Then things start flying off the rails with Fury cute-signaling with the cat FOR THE ENTIRE MOVIE. Action gets corny. Skrulls get intellectually attached to current illegal immigration politics. Story and directorial focus get lost in confidence storm.

Everything ends up feeling forced. Bland at best.
4.5/10

Too bad. Could have been OK. Started off well. Who fucking cares about the feminism? Make a good movie and you can shove your pet agenda into it. Just make a good movie ffs.

>Newfag tried to bait people by praising Brie Larson
Lol

>starts pretty good
imo the starting was trash. the lighting was really bad. didn't like the direction all that much.
>fury and coulson
the former was alright, a bit too hard to digest but good. the latter was great.

I didn't praise her. I don't even like her that much but you guys are so much worse. I wish I could just forget about her and this movie but there is just this constant obsessive posting on here. I wouldn't even know who she is if it wasn't for you guys.

>constant obsessive posting
nigga what

There is already another thread up talking about her. There has been at least one thread about her at all times for fucking ages.

The other thread is the OP posting cliche tropes I reckon.
>all time
Yes. Yea Forums has /poltards, and Brie isn't likeable after getting the role of Captain Marvel, but that doesn't mean every Captain Marvel hater is an incel.

Toxic masculinity