Cast him

cast him

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Idris Elba

Sam Claflin. Seriously look him up. Could be his twin.

keanu reeves

Himself. He's probably a better actor than many hollywood types.

>tfw sent Steve a few MREs
fug he said he really liked them, and he hadn't had anything from that country yet, i hope he gets a good review out of them

If only Patrick Swayze was still here...

Based

"Absolutely decadent"
>decadent is actually negative

What did he mean by this?

Impossible. And quit advertising blessed channels on this cesspool

Always #1 based

Christian Bale

Nice

>menu 23
>pizza slice, pepperoni
Those breadsticks with jalapeno cheese spread are god tier. Oatmeal cookie was good too, along with the coffee. Pizza itself was lunchable tier, fairly good. Cobbler was a little lacking, in my opinion. Had a weird texture.

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I do not envy this mans toilet.

Because all that sweetened condensed milk is bad for you and he knows it

Unironically, a buffed up Ross Scott

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>*no hiss*
>oh no that is rank, that is rancid. That is awful I am not gonna subject myself to that
>*takes a bite*
>oh my goodness that is bad. This is terrible, you guys this is bad. This is rotten
>*takes another bite*
I would canonize Steve if I had the ability

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You can't canonize Jesus Christ

....is Jesus technically a saint?

The Chinese ration literally made me puke. No wonder they eat dogs over there

Why is steve so handsome bros

Im not even gay wtf

It’s not gay to appreciate an objectively good looking individual, not that Steve would ever judge you if you were of course

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Works out, and probably has a healthy diet, apart from the old MREs , of course.
My brother does the same thing, it's incredible what low fat and muscles do to your facial structure.