The Nutcracker

>promised my father on his deathbed that I would never see another Disney movie for the rest of my life
>see this poster
I hope he forgives me from heaven

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Why would you make such a promise?

I want to shave her head

forgives you for being a pedo? I don't think so.

I got a nut for her to crack

Isn't the nutcracker black?
>Nut in a cracka

>[testicle-related pun]

the NUT

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Reeeeeee leave her beautiful hair alone

Anybody here actually seen it? It’s on Netflix now

>disney finally makes a good movie
>it flops

she can nut my cracks anyday

I don't follow

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>turns 18
>immediately hits the wall

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nope

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poor man's Malina Weissman

Keep that gross jew's name out of this thread

how do I manage the crippling loneliness bros

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Leaving the house.

Wow I really wish she would crack my nut if you know what I mean hehe

Foy

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I wonder she'd look like with a full shaved head. I want to see her skeletal shape

What the fuck happened to/cel/?

I want to watch this film for the actress but there are too many niggers in it.

>that schnoz
oh no no no no

I'm going to watch this film. Who cares about niggers. They're NPCs anyway.

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DAS RITE

rude but malinapilled. she is super cute

If you don't like Mackenzie then you don't know shit about television and film.

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Based and Foypilled

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>tfw no ice cream date with Mackenzie

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i use interstellar as a physics tutor to groom my students most people don't even realize i love the film cause of foy

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Baste

she needs cum up her butt

Forget it. I can't stand niggers.

guys i'm bout to watch this righ tnow. yes i'm in my underwear and yes my roommates are asleep i don't want them to wake up to me watching this film in my underwear but i'm gonna do it.

>old enough to be legal
>young enough to not be able to tell when she missed a spot shaving her mustache
the perfect age

:3
i want some icecream now

Nice try FBI

Eh

I would nut in this cracker if you know what I mean

Send her cum tributes on Instagram. Your loneliness cured, her craving for admiration satiated.

Bitch move, the only viable way to go about this is watching the movie stark naked, the very pillar and globes of your manhood fully agitated. Make sure you watch it loudly as well, there is nothing to be ashamed of.

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Shut the fuck up