HANSEN, YOU YELLOW BELLIED SON OF A BITCH, I'M CALLING YOU OUT. THIS 13 YEAR OLD AIN'T BIG ENOUGH FOR THE BOTH OF US

HANSEN, YOU YELLOW BELLIED SON OF A BITCH, I'M CALLING YOU OUT. THIS 13 YEAR OLD AIN'T BIG ENOUGH FOR THE BOTH OF US.

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based pharmajew giving him a defense

IRON ON HIS HIP

what was his crime exactly?

never duel a gunslinger on 180mg of adderall

Oh many kids do you reckon Hansen diddled?

THERE'S A MAN GOIN ROUND TAKING NAMES

i wanna watch this episode.. Which one is it?

the crime of living like tumbleweed on the wind.....

drive.google.com/file/d/10-UeXFnveBUM24aqy-WgOzQlJ0Dv8jZW/view

THIS HERE GOLDEN CORRAL AIN'T BIG ENOUGH FOR THE TWO OF US, HANSEN

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Possession of child pornography

I don’t know what this is from, can I get a quick rundown?

Cunny to ride

impossible, that doesn't exist in the clear net

Disorderly Conduct, murder and vagrancy, the noose is waiting buddy

HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHA

>decoy sends mulitple pictures of herself sometimes with a carefully hand drawn personalized message
>This isn't entrapment
the intellectual dishonesty is gross

HANSEN
I KNOW THAT YOU AND THAT DASTARDLY CUNNY THE KID ARE HERE
*loads his big iron*
I AIN'T GOIN DOWN WITHOUT A FIGHT

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THERES A MAN
GOING ROUND
TAKIN NAMES

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Is entrapment bad in this case considering he had child porn on his phone?

What are your favorite songs?
For me it's Utah Chatroom.

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Big tex was set up! He was there to save that poor lass from the clutches of the dastardly Hot Check Hansen.

none. he just dared to challenge the norms

CLAIRE!

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I ain't got nothing to check there you varmit. You, however, check em

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its a waste of police resources when they could be going after the people who make it

DON’T YOU DARE GO RUNNING DOWN
MY LITTLE TOWN WHERE I GREW UP
AND I WON’T CUSS YOUR CITY LIGHTS
IF YOU AIN’T EVER TOOK A RIDE AROUND
AND CRUISED RIGHT THROUGH THE HEART OF MY TOWN
ANYTHING YOU SAY WOULD BE A LIE
WE MAY LIVE OUR LIVES A LITTLE SLOWER
BUT THAT DON’T MEAN I WOULDN’T BE PROUD TO SHOW YA
WHERE I COME FROM
THERE’S AN OLD PLOW BOY OUT TURNING UP DIRT
WHERE I COME FROM
THERE’S A PREACHER MAN IN A COWBOY SHIRT
WHERE I COME FROM
WHERE A COUPLE BOYS FIGHT IN THE PARKING LOT
NO, NOBODY’S GONNA CALL THE COPS
WHERE I COME FROM
SEE THAT DOOR RIGHT THERE, MAN I SWEAR
IT AIN’T NEVER BEEN LOCKED
AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT IT NEVER WILL
THAT OLD MAN RIGHT THERE IN THE ROCKING CHAIR
AT THE COURTHOUSE SQUARE I’LL TELL YOU NOW
HE COULD BUY YOUR FANCY CAR WITH HUNDRED DOLLAR BILLS
DON’T LET THOSE FADED OVERALLS FOOL YA
HE MADE HIS MILLIONS WITHOUT ONE DAY SCHOOLIN
WHERE I COME FROM
THERE’S A PICKUP TRUCK WITH THE TAILGATE DOWN
WHERE I COME FROM
THE PINE TREES ARE SINGING A SONG OF THE SOUTH
WHERE I COME FROM
THAT LITTLE WHITE CHURCH IS GONNA HAVE A CROWD YEAH
I’M PRETTY DAMN PROUD
WHERE I COME FROM
WHERE I COME FROM
THERE’S A BIG OLD MOON SHINING DOWN AT NIGHT
WHERE I COME FROM
THERE’S A MAN DONE WRONG GONNA MAKE IT RIGHT
WHERE I COME FROM
THERE’S AN OLD PLOW BOY OUT TURNING UP DIRT
WHERE I COME FROM
THERE’S A PREACHER MAN IN A COWBOY SHIRT
WHERE I COME FROM
WHERE A COUPLE OF BOYS FIGHT IN THE PARKING LOT NO
AIN’T NOBODY’S GONNA CALL THE COPS

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tor is not clear net

No but it’s creepy to use actually teenagers to lure pedos out for public humiliation.

Dances With Cunny

He's going around....
He's taking names....
When it comes time....
Look who society blames...

HARDLY SPOKE TO FOLKS AROUND HIM

Bing is, unless you don’t consider soft core “porn”

It's also creepy to want to fuck a child

wrong

I WAS A DAM BUILDER

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>nudes = porn
haha no.

JUST A GOOD OLD BOY

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Daily reminder the American government protects people who have 8 year old boys dress as girls and grind dance for grown men but if a fat nigga wants to bone a post pubescent girl he's heading to jail.

America is a fucking mistake and a bad joke.

Which country do you live in that doesnt allow that comrade?

wearing that hat

move out of america, california is a good place if you are a degenerate

bags of sand

The same crime of every criminal.

Getting caught.

Would you fuck me?
>I’d fuck me, hard

what?

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Sweepstakes: Send a picture of YOUR dick to one of our underage employees for a chance to win a meeting with Chris Hansen

NO ONE DARED TO ASK HIS BUISNESS. NO ONE DARED TO MAKE A SLIP

She's clearly not 13

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>I don’t take any glee in this
Fat fucking chance, what a liar

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being a brainlet

I think there's something inherently evil about people who watch this show for entertainment.

she's so cute..

On a gathering storm comes
A tall handsome man
In a dusty black coat with
A red right hand

>I think there’s something inherently evil about sadism
ftfy

Howdy

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Poisoning our crops

he could seed the seed but he couldn't feed the feed

If Ambrosio losed weight and got ripped and buffed, do you guys think he would have a chance with her?
I think he'd become a younger melancholic version of Ray Velcoro or Clint Eastwood that would make him pretty attractive to her.

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Me? I'd serve crab legs

Is she officially the cutest decoy ever used on TCaP/HvP?

who cares, literally 75% of american males (and similar women) are overweight now, and 1/3 are morbidly obese. there are millions of cases like him, if, if, if. but it won't happen, the ameriblob is too fat, they follow the Way of the Betus now, just as planned

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YOUR OWN
PERSONAL
JESUS

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Brendan is looking rather funny these days

test

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>What’s the secret of success? Right decisions. How do you make right decisions? Experience. How do you get experience? Wrong decisions

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These are to catch a predator threads? Never bothered to actually look at the image. I thought it was Brendan Fraser

He’s a big fella.

Were all of these sent to one of the predators? If so, damn, she really enjoyed doing this.

Seriously, yeah hes a pedo, whatever, but if some girl was doing this to me... and I somehow believed it... I would do anything for her.

No one that cute has ever showed me any attention. I can see how some people that are super lonely, depressed, a little messed up, would completely fall for her and do stupid shit.

At this point it almost seems like entrapment, I mean shit, look at that third picture, she is really fucking cute and obviously not underage.

The average american? Sure. But have they walked through the valley of death? Vincent had his soul drowned in the burning lake of fire which has made his will stronger than most people.

yes, all the chat logs are public record

WE ARE THE SULTANS

THE SULTANS OF SWING

T H E S U L T A N S O F S W I N G

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For Bane himself

Cowboy, beach guy... what are the other celebrities of american cunny television?

So Standard offered us a million dollars for the Little Boston leases, and I told H. M. Tilford where he could shove that, and we made a deal with Union. On the pipeline.

Ratface,McDonalds guy,Rabbi OyGevalt,Cleanest best pleasure,Put that on the fridge...

The list go on and on

There's nothing sexual about this at all.

It’s not entrapment if they just say they’re 12 and wait for them to start behaving inappropriately. It’s entrapment to aggressively come on to them sexually during a normal conversation and then try to arrest them once they start going along with it

Also telling him to promise him to get help, when he literally spent the last 10 minutes telling him all the help he has gotten has been useless, but not his problem so he doesn't really give a fuck.

Loving underaged girls too much

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Why don't you have a seat over there

link?

What's the decoys name ?

warning contains dick pics
drive.google.com/drive/folders/1YU8hjp7yVAjoiaRzb7wyvN2zX4pAdGwQ

the good and the bad images should be reversed

God, he looks like a fucking goblin

The Cockblocking of Vincent Ambrosio by the Coward Chris Hansen

This is why these guys are resorting to talking to young girls.

They really have no notion of proper flirting and building tension.

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what did he mean by this

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What if it was a setup? Was Vincent actually investigating a pedo ring and got caught? Was this the only way to protect his identity and loved ones? He is Texas Ra6nger Vincent "Big Tex" Ambrosio and now he's going to jail for a crime he didn"t commit.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I LOVE HOW TRIGGERED PEDOS ARE BY THESE THREADS. I BET THEY GET MAD EVERY TIME THEY THINK ABOUT MESSAGING A CHILD ON THE NET FOR SEX AHAHAHHAHAHAHA

>pizza hut
disgusting

there's a deus ex ambrosia joke in here that wants to get out

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fuck, I think I need to lay down. This is too much.

Too big

Please don't say the c word.

Are these from the show? Cause shieeeettt I could appear on the show if that was the picture I saw.

If you're already fat and ugly, why go the extra mile and dress like a fucking autist too?

I...
Well...
I mean...
I can see it.

wait the guy in the op was in a band with steven crowder? what happened man

>MIKE THRILLA
>MIKE THRILLA
>MIKE THRILLA

All day I face the barren waste, without the taste of cunny
Bald, young, cunny
And with the dawn, I wake and yawn and carry on, to cunny
Tight, smooth, cunny
Keep a movin Vince, don't get caught by Chris, it's entrapment not a date

not being a man of money and influence, seems they never get caught for the "crime" of child porn

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not being a man to begin with, must I add.
just look at that spineless blob, not even money can buy him a pair of testicles.

What? No way.

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poor guy. its pretty obvious that he would never have a chance with an actual real life female. probably would have preferred roastie to cunny.

These punished cowboy threads truly are a blessing upon Yea Forums

quick rundown on these two?

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Chris Hansen How to Catch a Predator. Dude showed up in long trenchcoat, cowboy hat and cowboy boots with his britches pulled up above his belly button. Turned out to be the biggest loser on the planet. So much of a loser you actually feel bad he is getting arrested. But you know it is a good thing because he might have one day snapped at rejection and just Big Tex'd the life out of some poor girl.

>poor girl.
All women deserve it.

To be strangled to death if they don't want to have sex with you?

the pete townsend maneuver

If they reject Ambrosio, yeah. Not strangled though. That would be too merciful.

let me tell you buddy...there's a faster gun...

Why though?

He's a good guy.

Eman

For you

Yeah that's a fair distinction.

ACROSS THE RIVER DEEP AND WIDE

Oh yes she is.

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Murder of one and nineteen more.

Gay Romano, I don't have a last name guy, I get all kinds of girls guy, it's a question guu

Have eggs

Is this the same girl on the pics? She looks like a typical thot in her twenties, what the fuck.

Someone give link please YouTube doesn't have it

>le pizza hut face

The dude was on 160mg of Adderall.
He was probably like: "Yeah Clint Eastwood, he's hot, I'll dress like him."

A little earlier I gave some thought to stealin' a kiss from you, although you are very young...

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WHERE STEEL AND WATER DID COLLIDE

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I don't know how anyone would think she is 13 fucking lmao.

Damn son

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All he had to do is saddle up and ride into the sunset.

some 13 y/o look older than that

And you ain't big enough for this 13 year old.

Bootlegging moonshine outa Tennessee

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Cattle raiding

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Robbing a saloon in Oklahoma

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what was his name again?

THEY'RE HANGING ME TONIGHT

Fuck this bullshit. Its obvious what they're really doing here. You got a 13/14yr old THOT messaging some 20yr old Incel Virgin and setting them up.

Why? To try and create sympathy for actual Pedophiles, to muddy the waters with this entrapment bullshit, just like the MeToo movement did... so everyone ignores the Hollywood Faggot Lords that gang-rape kids to death. Fuck these fucking faggots.

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It's pretty fucked up... she sits and chit chats with a few of them for awhile. Seems to even enjoy it. And then I see she sends pics like this? There's something fucky with this....

Clean shirt, new shoes
And I don't know where I am goin' to
Silk suit, black tie,
I don't need a reason why
They come runnin' just as fast as they can
'Cause every girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man
Gold watch, diamond ring,
I ain't missin' not a single thing
Cufflinks, stick pin,
When I step out I'm gonna do you in
They come runnin' just as fast as they can
'Cause every girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man
Top coat, top hat,
And I don't worry 'cause my wallet's fat
Black shades, white gloves,
Lookin' sharp lookin' for love
They come runnin' just as fast as they can
'Cause every girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man

That cunny is like 35 years old.

nothing you wrote makes sense, not to mention that the left and specifically feminists are the only reason pedos and age gap relationships are vilified to begin with

youtube.com/watch?v=Mynzbmrtp9I

Here ya go.

>Rothschilds bow to Bogdanoffs
>In contact with aliens
>Possess psychic-like abilities
>Control france with an iron but fair fist
>Own castles & banks globally
>Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
>Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bogdanoff babies
>both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
>The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader’s first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land?
>They learned fluent French in under a week

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>they've been doing this show since early 2000's to condition people for the MeToo incident that didn't happen until 2018

IT WAS THE DARK OF MOON ON THE SIXTH OF JUNE
IN A KENWORTH PULLIN' LOGS

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walker texas stranger danger

retard, if you actually watched the show you'd know it's some fat guy and an old lady who handle the chat/audio calls. usually they use real pictures of underaged girls which is why they're mostly blacked out in the public logs posted here seems like they had to use the decoy to take pictures for only one of the predator since he was requesting a namestamp

This show didn't use real children in the past.
It didn't seek out the faggots, who were typically older than this guy, and the fake girls were typically younger. So yeah, they're tyring to blur the lines here.

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Ambrosioposting is my meme of the year so far

He came to do his business with a big iron on his hip

I just love when the camera men comes out at the end of the episodes. It's the final nail in the coffin.
They know they will be shown on TV uncensored for the whole world to see what a monster they are and everything in their lives will be changed forever. It's the equivalent of a executioner pushing the activate button.
All for us to enjoy it in some minutes long entertainment.

really fucked up when you think about it.

Jobless and a high school dropout
No

Took a shot of cocaine and he shot his woman down

Do you think he was interested in cheese pizza?

Just a reminder thing could be different if we didn't live in gynocentric sh*thole.

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Kek
Shop it with this caption

I can dig it

He’s still undercover. Getting caught was part of his plan.

He's going to befriend pedos on the inside and pass on information he finds out to the sheriff

HANSEN, THIS CUNNY AIN'T BIG ENOUGH FOR THE BOTH OF US

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Was trying to do some research on this point and found this:
reddit.com/r/AskFeminists/comments/9yjtht/is_the_age_of_consent_in_america_18_too_low/
Why did feminists just assume that something that has worked for thousands of years needed to be changed randomly?

Clint Eastwood wore a serape though, not an autist overcoat.

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I didn't work for thousands of year, Low age of consent meant girls had their formative years taken away from them and almost forced into becoming housewives.
Women are half of the population. That's half the people always growing up to be uneducated, financially dependent and disenfranchised from economic and scientific circles. Now this wouldn't be so much of a problem if men weren't constantly going to war and killing themselves, which made it extremely difficult for countries to maintain functional economies while a good portion of their young men were either fighting abroad, dead or crippled.

id watch it

>kik
who the fuck still uses that?

Your mom

pedophiles

Mate, I’ll be honest. You’re actually very sound and logical, but this isn’t the place to argue. Because of the anonymity feature, no one will take arguments serious, they argue based on little merit, and nitpick at the little things, like misspellings and blatant ad hominems. Don’t actually spend the time to argue, cope paste your response and save it for later if you really want. Reddit is actually better for arguments, because there is a form of accountability on the account creation system. None exists here.

Why contain it?

HANSEN, MMMMMM IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO REST. IN. PEEEAAAACE!

literal entrapment

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Wow.

Where are all these screenshots coming from?

Super kek

>wearing shows on the house

...

Stampeding cattle through the Vatican.

The quality of this boards content drops into the toilet when eurofag reddits are awake. The reason why there aren't better posts here is because the board is very fast, check on any of the alternative user boards and you will find plenty of effort posts. It just isn't worth it here when the thread could 404 is 10-30 minutes.

have you seen minority report? this is literally it, usa is beyond insane thoughtcrime

Kek. Libertarians BTFO

whats his dick like

>le ebin antipedos are sekrutly pedos meme

THE BASTARDS ENTRAPPED ME IN THE SPRING OF 19

>and the cunny

didnt see that coming. Hilarious. Well done.

>AIN'T NO GRAVE CAN HOLD MY BODY DOWN

HANSEN IM CALLING YOU OUT... YOU GOT UNTIL THE COUNT OF 10 TO SHOW YOUR UGLY MUG!

Meet me cunny, meet me. Meet me down the river

i feel bad for this guy, hes fucking a 19 year old fat depressed virgin, ofc he's gna jump on the chance to get some 13 year old vag, really its like his destiny, poor cunt seriously i hope he's doing better now

>SOONER OR LATER HANSEN'S GONNA CUT YOU.

see

>Being attracted to fertile female
>major crime in 2019

I guess end of humanity can't come soon enough.

has there ever been a female predator on this show?

they only trap males

no such thing, a woman can shove a dildo inside a 5 year old on the street and it would socially acceptable

hope the hansen guy gets murdered desu

Unless she's a hot teacher fucking a horny high schools student. Then the police are all over the case.

Once upon in prison

and they get like 2 years in prison

Two years too much for fulfilling every boys fantasy. It's a travesty.

unironically some of the girls are like that too. 3 male teachers from my highschool went to jail after being in relationships with students

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Well, you wonder why I always dress in black,
Why you never see bright colors on my back,
And why does my appearance seem to have a somber tone.
Well, there's a reason for the things that I have on.

I wear the black for the ugly and the beaten down,
Livin' in the hopeless, incel side of town,
I wear it for the prisoner who has long paid for his crime,
But is there because he's a victim of the times.

Lol

Didn't he fail high school?

lol

Do any of the decoys stay friends with the "pedos" afterwards? That would be kino.

HE WORE RAT-DRAWN SHOES AND AN OL' STETSON HAT

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jesus christ please leave your house lad

They should only be able to use ugly or average decoys at best, using cute ones isn’t fair, even to filthy pedos who deserve to die

>thoughtcrime
But they show up, stops being a thought when you show up.
>B-but I only showed up to explain I couldn't show up...

WHEN I DIE BURY ME IN STRAIGHT LACE SHOES, A BOX BACK SUIT AND A STETSON HAT

you can quit the act now, he still didnt do anything remotely illegal.

It's not entrapment even if they say they're 12 and start being sexually aggressive/provocative. Entrapment is when you trap a person into committing a crime they would not commit otherwise. It is not entrapment if a man thinks he is talking to a child and decides to go to that child's house to fuck. They wanted to fuck a child and tries to do it. It's not entrapment, it's a sting to find child predators and arrest them before they harm a real child. If all these people on how to catch a predator were talking to a real child they'd go to the real child's house and abuse them, unfortunately for them they were caught in a sting operation and didn't get to harm a child like they set out to do.

>and abuse them

This is where you are in the mindcrime department you utter insane faggots

>I'm showing up to what I think is a child's home because I intend to have sex with the child that lives there
>Mind crime
Literal brainlet.

>But they show up, stops being a thought when you show up.
I understand this, but it's still a hypothetical crime until the crime is actually committed. But it's hard to feel bad for him when they found actual cp on his computer

>intend

and you know this how? people can write and say whatever they like, that is 100% not the proof of what they are thinking or gonna do.

And I looked, and behold a pale horse.... and his name that sat on him was Vincent Ambrosio, and Hell followed with him.

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>and you know this how?
By showing up the an unsupervised minor's house for the express intent to have sex? Do you think they end up traveling hundreds of miles away from their homes just to check if it's legit?

>And you know this how
Their communications with the decoy who the pedo thinks is a real child and the fact that they showed up to the house. What more proof do you need lol

You think they're showing up to what they think is a child's house after talking extensively about doing sexual shit with who they think is a child because they intend to eat pizza and not fuck them?

Literal brainlet.

YOU CANT PROVE INTENT UNTIL A CRIME IS A COMMITED YOU INSANE FAG

>someone threatens to break in your house and steal your shit
>you don't take the threat serious
>they show up the next day casing your place waiting for you to leave
>nah bro don't call the cops or anything, I haven't broken in yet so it's not a crime lmao
I get the crime ITSELF has not been committed, but intent is clearly there. Why else show up?

>What more proof do you need lol
Ey yo Lopez, look at this dude. He looks susp af, we better stomp the fuck out of him cuz he prolly a diddler or something weird anyways

Spoonfeading iz ill advized summerfawg.

It´s not a hypothetical crime, the act of soliciting by itself is a crime, actually going through with it is an even bigger crime.

Its the exact same scenario as if someone hiring a hitman is actually being set up by the police. They werent talking to an actual hitman but its still a crime because the intent was there.

>Your Honor, I never actually touched a single bill during my bank robbery attempt. Yes, I did enter the bank holding a gun. But still. I demand a mistrial.
Pic related is you.

Entering somebodys house after being invited to see if you are getting rickrolled or chrishansend is maybe a little bit different, not law at all has been broken and you just want to see a girl like in your animes.

Why are you guys acting like this was some big showdown? The moment that Chris opened his mouth Vincent started crying.

I forgot the fucking pic lmao. Let's share the blame.

>the most plain of mutilated american dicks

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what if the kid is a degenerate roastie whore though
why can't the kid go to jail?

>after being invited to see if you're getting tricked
They have the chat logs. Recorded phone calls discussing details about the explicit plan to have sex with an alleged minor (something the pedo believes and actively pursuits for unprompted). The guy shows up and flat out admits to a filming camera his intent to have sex with a minor. Nobody's guilty except the pedo.

Looks like we found ourselves in a good ol' fashion Mexican Stand-off, huh Hansen?

DRAW.

well desu I havent not seen any of these, just talking on the principles and ethics, sounds like he had it coming

still if he doesnt actually harm anyone I just cant understand how law has been broken

its not illega lt to be a roastie whore, vigin incel

t. NAMBLA

This is your brain on horny

she's being an accomplice to a crime (sex with a minor)
being a roastie whore should be illegal though

What do they do to the guys who don't want to meet up and just want to be friends? Ghost them?

It should be

>I havent not seen any of these
Maybe you should before talking about something you know noting about.

>not being a man of money and influence, seems they never get caught for the "crime" of child porn
What about that rabbi that was on TCAP?

in most areas of the US the cops won't show up for theft under like 5 grand. the joke goes something like this:
>hello officer, someone is threatening me
>*crickets*
>hello officer, someone is stalking me
>*crickets*
>hello officer, someone is outside my house
>*crickets*
>hello officer, i shot the intruder
>GET ON THE GROUND! HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK! WALK TOWARDS ME! SING O FORTUNA!!!

realistically speaking what happens if one of these guys shows up to the door rock hard and just decides to fuck the actress as she opens the door? i mean just straight hulk-rips the shorts off their actress and forces his way inside? he'd definitely get a solid minute or two of fucking in, shocking her into orgasm as her unrequited rape fantasy gets fulfilled. like how do they handle that? you think she'd visit him in jail? or is he free if she decides not to pursue?

You can't tell me this show is ethical

>Being attracted to fertile female
>major crime in 2019
>I guess end of humanity can't come soon enough.
/---------/
>Post deleted
Why?
Is one of the Janissaries a 13yr old and felt offended by this?

hung like a damn field mouse
>tfw you realized you have a way above average donger that you never use

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I live in Mexico and if you happen to catch your average burglar in the act you're better off telling the cops you're gonna kill them. They get there in literal seconds lmao.

It's just a trick though. I don't condone killing home intruders if they're taking a fucking TV.

>When they try to bait me I want really shitty bait so I don't fall for it.
You're getting PREMIUM and you better LIKE it user!

Not with that attitude user.

intent/attempt to commit a crime is the same as committing it in the eyes of the law. Chris Hansen only does this in counties where the prosecutors are not only willing to take on these cases, but winning them as well. I’m LEO in my town and I can tell you for sure our prosecutors would never take these cases cause they reek of violated rights. A lot needs to go into these stings. For example, how much of Hansen’s questioning, if any are admissible? These guys are walking into a sting and not receiving Miranda. If they are not free to leave without police contact then they are being detained. Detention and questioning = Miranda. I have no problem with the guys being charged for showing up with the intent to meet a child after a sexually charged/explicit conversation with who they believed was a child. But unless they waive their rights with the actual investigator, a lot of the shit that occurs in the House is really iffy

>we need mo immigrantz an shieet what about dem monies fo dem programs an shieet
Typical economically illiterate Keynesian

As far as I’m aware these guys message first and initiate the sexually charged convos. Idc the defense, they were doing this before they got seated by Hansen.

nerve gas

Dating is depressing and I stress over non-issues like the cut of my clothing or the make and model of my car. It takes a few low-pressure interactions for me to be comfortable enough with women to actually pursue them, which is a total non-starter in an instant gratification society that romanticizes hookups after hookup set to the latest rap tunes

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Women becoming housewives is THE best thing for most women.

yup. as much as I hate to quote rick and Morty the concept that a (hot) woman can bail on her life and set up shop in someone else’s is as true as the sky is fucking blue.

>in most areas of the US the cops won't show up for theft under like 5 grand

That policy has 100% gotten people killed. A few years ago it made the news that a guy just got his laptop stolen from his car, knowing that the police would tell him to fuck off they don't care, he claimed he was robbed with a gun. Just to get the police to actually show up and do their fucking job. Fast forward, they catch the thief and the thief gets shot and killed, no gun found.

People are just sick of calling 911 and finding out the crime that just happened doesn't matter. Meanwhile they have thousands of cops ready and waiting at the bottom of hills to give people speeding tickets when they go 7 miles faster than the posted limit

Do you think it's reasonable to say that there is more CP on facebook these days than on Yea Forums?

Back in the 1800s she'd have 4 kids by now and doing the cooking and cleaning. Simpler times

for y’all

>claimed he was robbed with a gun. Just to get the police to actually show up and do their fucking job
What do you reckon the odds are that I could try to report my neighbor for a noise complaint, but try to work a gun in their somewhere, for a faster response time? Like how would I know? Maybe like, I heard an argument and I'm pretty sure I heard a slide racking or something. I just want this motherfucker to turn down his damn kino during neighborhood quiet hours... the police already don't show up for the fire alarms and weed smoke.

yeah these dudes are not average there is a reason they are desperate

thanks man
>19 year old
wtf

i have to go to every call no matter how mundane.

> “my neighbors dog is barking”
Called the cops and not animal control
> “my tv shut off and I’m on oxygen but I’m afraid that my power is out”
Everything else is working, they just rolled onto the remote
>”my 8 year old son is out of control”
Incapable of parenting
>there’s a crushed cardboard box in the middle of the road
Didn’t stop themselves to get it but took the time to call while driving

I envy departments that get away with shluffing calls.

>people still don’t understand what entrapment actually is

then why are they being convicted? why is the show running this long? shut the fuck up pedo scum

How many groids have you slain

Yeah that nonsense sucks, reminds me of those 911 calls for the wrong fast food orders.

youtube.com/watch?v=FZ12Ry-hD6I

But then there was the time my neighbors kid was screaming "someone call 911". I called 911 saying not sure if this is a kids tantrum or serious but they are in the backyard arguing and screaming for someone to call 911. If the police showed up I never saw it.

none. it’s a big deal when we hear about a neighboring jurisdiction deploying a taser. Not saying our town is tame, there’s A LOT of drugs and white trash domestics. but our department is pretty good at talking to people. A lot of bright young guys capable of de-escalating.

DROP THE KRISPY KREME, SERPICO! GET YOUR ASS TO MY NEIGHBOR'S APARTMENT AND SHUT HIS FUCKING TV OFF AND MAKE HIM LOSE 100LBS SO I CAN FUCKING SLEEP!

lol I wouldn’t have a problem with it if most people weren’t too afraid of confrontation to speak to their neighbors first before calling the police. Can’t tell you how many people call about dumb shit like a barking dog and wish to remain anonymous because they are afraid of retaliation. Grow a set and when they tell you to fuck off then call someone.

>whiny Yea Forums user as cop
Americas Finest TM

Vinny was shot in the back by that damn coward Chris Hanson.

To be fair I've talked to him, he was apologetic but nothing changed. Talked to the leasing office and they said they'd do something, tried leasing office again a few weeks later after no change, they simply said "ok, call cops." Which is pretty much a "fuck off" moment since the cops are non-responsive. Like, I can HEAR the dude and his housemates planning welfare fraud and drug deals, come the fuck on.

YOUR OWN
PERSONAL
PAN PIZZA

>living long enough to see Yea Forums become home for bootlickers and actual cops
When newfags say this place hasn't changed they're fucking lying.

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not sure how you took any of that as whining. I just stated a fact and listed a couple examples.
Yeah it’s frustrating I get it. But even criminals have rights. Private citizens always have the option to sign their own complaints when we can’t. Personally there isn’t much I’d be able to do if went to that anyway. But we have to. You’d just get the same response in person that you’re getting from me now

wanting to be loved.

hahaha
his cock is tiny no wonder hes a fucking loser

Hello officer, I shot my neighbor

For what it’s worth I was a mess before this job and I’ve been here since 2008. Ironically, I turned my life around for a girl who broke up with me when I went through the academy. Before her I was super fat and degenerate. Then she gave me enough confidence to get in shape and stop drinking so damn much

anyone else find it unironic that the self proclaimed right wing conservatards from /pol/ are defending this guy

You probably get charged for false police report if you did that here.

Well that part wouldn't be false. But I DO think I heard someone rack a gun during a heated argument, I should dial the popo... brb

>>living long enough to see Yea Forums become home for bootlickers and actual cops
nigga, reddit was here since at least five to six years now.

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Do it and post the results

these are horrible reasons to call 911 but if theres a situation where i feel like someone could get hurt if i dont call i would rather call and be on the safe side even if it wastes your time. protect and serve right

Poisoning the well water

They actually had to take that motto back, it was a huge relief once they dropped the facade

Do you think he wears the gear because in the actual old West he would be both fit and lean and able to marry prime cunny at will?

yes.

the word is 'rustling' user

it's weird how the decoy sends pictures and double texts to encourage him to do shit.

I admit they're pedo scum, but still.

Found the pedo

I've called the police twice.

Once my car got stolen.
Another time for gunshots within at least 30 yards in a residential neighborhood.

Both times they came out, hassled and harassed me, and didn't do a God damn thing. I haven't, and will not, call the worthless police for anything.

Sounds like you might be one of those faggots that enjoys watching little boys strip.

where do you live

>HANSEN, YOU YELLOW BELLIED SON OF A BITCH, I'M CALLING YOU OUT. THIS 13 YEAR OLD AIN'T BIG ENOUGH FOR THE BOTH OF US.

Listen here you little shit

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