Can somebody explain why Jupiter is on the Seinfeld logo?

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Nice trips, good effort post. I'm not sure which is more likely, but I've watched a bunch of Comedians in Cars and he comes off like a horrible piece of shit. So do all the other celebrities, fucking disgusting people, but he seems to be much shittier somehow.

After a few minutes, George rings the doorbell. He comes in and starts complaining about something, although the audio is so low that you can hardly hear him. He's white as a sheet and looks more distressed than usual, like something is seriously wrong. This goes on for a few minutes, and after a while he's just babbling incoherently before the picture cuts out.

The episode starts out as normal, with Jerry’s apartment, but the camera is much more steady. Jerry walks out as though he’s been drugged and remarks that all of his family and friends have been dying lately. His buzzer rings and it’s George. George runs up, half crying and tells Jerry he’s seen something terrible. He’s mumbling and stuttering for about a minute until he can form a sentence. There are still pauses for humor, but there is no audience or laugh track. George informs Jerry that planes have crashed into the twin towers due to a terrorist attack on New York.

Jerry turns on the news and you can see modern footage of the 9/11 attacks, all pré-filmed several years beforehand. George says that isn't the worst part: Elaine and Kramer were in the towers at the time of the bombing. What proceeds is a graphic and explicit phone call of screaming and crying and Kramer saying that something terrible has happened, and Elaine is dead. Kramer screams there’s no air in the building, and he’s burning to death, and that he’s going to jump.

The camera cuts to live footage of a man falling from the twin towers. George genuinely looks upset and says “I’m sorry Larry, but I can’t go through with this” and he tries to walk off the set, but people stop him and push him towards the stage. He walks out Jerry’s prop window and you can hear him calling his agent. There’s a lot of mumbling, and you can see candles being lit behind the stage.

Jerry goes over to the bookcase and pulls it aside, revealing a ceremonial black table with candles, a dinner plate, and a strange box. There is a Masonic symbol against black cloth just outside where the fake stage window would be. Jerry says some weird things in a foreign dialect, and one cut of the camera shows a poster of Barack Obama (This episode originally aired in 1995).

Then it cuts to an overhead view of Jerrys parent's bedroom. The image is very static and dark, but you can make out Jerry's father and some creepy lifesized doll of Jerry's mom

They are satanists. Cult of Saturn. Its that simple.

Because it's so much superior to the other 90s sitcoms that they said It comes from space

It's an allusion to the name of the show's main character, "Cosmo" Kramer.
>From Ancient Greek kόσμος (kósmos, “world, universe”).

THERE'S RINGS ON JUPITER, JERRY. RINGS. SOMETHING TOOK THEM OFF SATURN AND PLACED THEM ON JUPITER. IT'S A CONSPIRACY.

The camera cuts back to Jerry's apartment and George us just staring into an open fridge as he holds it open.
Then Kramer politely knocks on door and walks in slow and careful. His head is shaved short and he looks around the apartment. He checks the bathroom and bedroom to make sure nobody is there. George us still facing the open fridge and hasn't moved at all

So he could post this I've been here too long.

>he comes off like a horrible piece of shit. So do all the other celebrities
This is pretty true. My guess is that at their age they feel pretty bullet proof and just don't give much of a shit about what other people think.

God pretends to like the show to fit in with the other Gods. He says Kramer is hilarious, but he's lying.

moonman would’ve been too obvious

I thought it meant the show was out of this world.

explain to me why the Tears For Fears haircut was on Jerry's head

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I remember that creepypasta. Kramer shows up at the end asking Jerry if he's seen his pet lizard and the camera zooms in on Jerry's eye show his pupils have become slits and he laughs and answers "we are the lizards"

Satan is associated with venus, not Jupiter or Saturn

Lucifer is literally a name for Venus, as is the morning star (another name for him)

Can somebody explain this?

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I'm the one who started and keeps posting the "allusion" bit. I can't remember to save my life whether or not I posted the one that's in that pic.

jesus christ

from that filename, you seem to already understand.

A better question would be which episodes feature that version of the logo. That could maybe help you find the answer.

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wtf

why

cause

Satan is literally a goat-headed avatar of Moloch. who he Greeks believed was an aspect of Kronos and obviously Capricorn is a Goat.

I'm not sure that any of this superstitious shit is real.

The week begins on Monday.

He was a shitty person in his sitcom as well. Turns out he wasn't acting, eh?

Because it's clipart.

Nobody will give the actual answer.

this

Get ready to go to hell faggot!

My Google inquiries beg to differ. Supposedly, in the US, Canada and Japan, the week begins on Sunday (WTF? I'm American and I've never heard of that), but for the rest of the world the week begins on Monday. I personally side with the world on this one.

Sounds like trying to shoehorn the Jewish sabbath as the 7th day of the week. Even Israel don't do that.

Holy shit? Is that my why calendars start on sunday? woowwww mind blown.

It's biblically Saturday but it's OT shit that doesn't really have any influence when it comes to church and all the other tacked on bs over the centuries.

Go look at a calendar. Every week begins on Sunday.

Every "work week" begins on a Monday. The actual week begins on Sunday...

Only in America.

The world revolves around us.

I can't wait for your ass-seething when China takes over the world.

>only America and an American colony starts the week off on Sunday, or refuses to switch to Metric
>but somehow the world revolves around them
Is this what counts as solid logic in America? If the world truly revolved around you then everyone would be following.

seriously tho why do I get range banned daily yet the site is filled with shitskins and gays/bong.

Not that guy, but what kind of person could you possibly be to want such a thing? I can't guess.

One of those wannabe grassroots communist soimen who gather in their secret club shacks to eat free meals.

please let them answer.

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The actual week begins on Monday as well as the work week.

Biblically it has always been considered that Sunday is the 7th day and that Monday is the first day of the week. It might be that Puritans or other Christian sects with a lot of influence in the US believed otherwise. But historically Sunday is seen as the 7th day of the week from a biblical point of view.

Americans don't know anything about the world. They might believe that the world is following.

The Greeks did not include Moloch in their cosmology, that's fucking preposterous. Stop reading /pol/ schizo threads and read actual books retard.