First movie scene you jacked it to?

I SHOULD BUY A BOAT

I jacked it to the Eric Idle equivalent of that movie.

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I LOVE thinking about cute young anons sitting in front of their television jerking their cute little hairless dicks and trying their best to hide their moans of pleasure so their mommies don’t walk in and see them covering their bellies in cummies like a naughty little boy.

My friends dad gave me a homemade VHS that was supposed to be Platoon on HBO but it was pic related. It started my path at 12 towards hucows and milkies. Ive been cursed since.

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>Where do get off having tits?

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Honorable mention

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I bet you wish that was you doing that to Monica

The scene from Top Gun.
Not with the woman, fuck that bitch. I mean the one when they blew up 8 airplanes.

Don't remember the movie name but it was a scene of Sharon Stone getting banged by a tree.

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>Watching Monica Belucci get assraped was your first movie fap
Nice

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Found the newfag.

Caught my brother jacking it to something that looked like this. What's weird is that he didn’t stop, he only turned his head away from me.

>Sharon Stone getting banged by a tree
Shit, this turned out awkwardly.

You mean Michael Palin?

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WRONG ME! WRONG ME!

probably this

Also Femme Fatale sex scene with Rebecca Romijn and Antonio Banderas

Wut?

probably the scene from Role Models where the guy fucks the chick at the house party

Showgirls after I found my parents VHS of it when they were at work.

Point him out

Reminder that if you can even remember your first fap, you're too young to be posting here.

Have you seen the unrated cut. I can’t belive that save by the bell chick showed full cooch labia and all. You never go full cooch.

This scene and the part in Lifeforce where she wakes up carried me through a couple years as a kid, to the point where both VHSes were a fucking scrambled mess during the good scenes.

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high five, user

Yeah I found that one online when it first hit the net. It's amazing how much she showed.

the pool scene in fast times at ridgemont high

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>PERCIVE

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I almost posted here tits, but thankfully remembered this is a blue board. Waiting until 2 in the morning to put on Hollow Man 2 was a treasure.

This movie established my lifelong fetish for girls with short hair. I still crank one out to this and the scene in Return of the Living Dead when Trash strips in the graveyard.

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Forgot pic.

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???

Is it worth watching?

>If I'm a brain damaged retard then everyone else must be too.

please be bait

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Trash is the best that Linnea Quigley's ever looked. She's a big time butter but that getup hid it well, plus her body is fucking TOP NOTCH in that.

Based

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im already downloading it based on that screenshot lol

1000 loads to this slut easy!

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Either the scene in Vanilla Sky where Cameron Diaz and Penelope Cruz are the same person or Kelly Macdonald in Trainspotting, I don't really remember

>the part in Lifeforce where she wakes up

10/10 khazar milkers

I'm sorry you have alzheimer's, user.

What happened to her?

classic and true pasta

It's not as good as the first one, but is worth at least one watch in your lifetime.

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Great movie and it has william zabka as the bully and young sherilyn fenn.

showgirls on laser disc

This has to be the most timeless pasta aside from "My wife is a shitty cook"

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>don’t be lewd with my nail fungus nympho

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Wild Things

m.imdb.com/title/tt0098251/parentalguide/nudity

I remember floor grinding and my dog somehow busts open my room door and starts licking my face ruining my session

I'm 29 years old and I still vividly remember my first fap and cum. It was to this video (downloaded off Kazaa) pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=2398b30cf70078611738

Thank you, that is the best and most honest laugh I have had in a while

It's not a long scene or even pivotal to the plot. It's just gratuitous nudity and it blew my tiny little penis.

this scene hardly shows anything, adn the tits are nice too. dont bother.

Semi-retired, not many roles for 50+ women unless they want to play a nothing mom part.

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If I said it, the butthurt brigade from /pol/ would derail the thread

A great vintage you can't tire of

Leah Thompson's panty scene in Howard The Duck. I didn't actually masturbate, as I was like 6, but I remember it was the first time I ever sexually desired a woman

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Brie is actually a lot better looking with short hair for some reason.

She would be great on Blacked.com

they digitaly padded the hips and butt to make her look like less of a fridge

Also my first boner watching a movie.

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A classic. Pool scene or threesome?

That living dead was the most intense surprise boner out of nowhere

The beginning of Charlie Wilson's War, with the topless bimbos in the hot tub. My parents were gone for the weekend, We had no internet at my house but a bunch of pirated dvds, among them this one. Was also the very first time i jerked off period.

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i remember fapping for the first time before the age of ten, and my younger brother didn't believe me, so did it on the couch while he was sitting in front of the TV and i was like "dude check this out" and he thought it was the coolest thing

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My nigga

first fap was in my bathroom when i was 12. i was tugging my pud for a while up to that point w/ no spooge, then one day spooge and i knew what my new favorite hobby was going to be. it really was the downfall of my professional life.

conceptualize

those tits came out of nowhere for such a light hearted movie.

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I remember the first time I fapped and came. It was 1999, my ICQ friend who I was working on a Duke Nukem 3D mod with sent me American Pie. I was blown away, as it wasn't even out of theaters yet. While it was downloading, I jerked off to a photoshopped picture of Sable from the WWF and blew my first load.

Then again like 5 minutes later

JoBeth Williams mom panties scene from poltergeist

youtu.be/unSmnuz31Q0

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During the Scour days, I used to jerk off to that one pic of "foreign" chick from American Pie straddling the silver mannequin. her tits looked great in it.

man, i'm a young one here, but mine was like all of spring breakers with vanessa hudgens. i still jack off to her

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seek help

Why did they make her suit less appealing?

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youtube.com/watch?v=lhPnqEOZafw

based Pom

Too bad she's such a pedophile.

pletny of movies turned me on but the first movie i actually busted a nut to had to be the underwater scene with jessica alba in into the blue

>all that ass jiggle
sweet jesus

upskirt shot in the Goonies when they're crawling through some tunnels

not really a movie scene, but when I was a teen spartacus was airing and there was a scene where varro doggystyle fucks a slave girl while like 10 roman women are watching and biting their lips

jerked off to it for years

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Movie?

I think that’s the show the sinner

Implying that's a bad thing

youtube.com/watch?v=wgLEBxAo7hY

Fucking slaves is disproportionately hot. I think for me it comes from Nicole Kidman in Dead Calm which was the first film I got hard watching. Probably not a great introduction.

Still my #1 waifu

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spartacus was pretty popular, for good reason, but i think people don't grasp just how awesome that show was. it was like a trashier GOT except it stuck its landing. what other shows have such great scheming, action, T&A, and characters? once you get past those first few not so great episodes, it's smooth sailing all the way up to the Appian crucifixion.

This scene unironically when I was twelve.

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How many disgusting furries did this film create.

based furfags

my nigger

Breakfast club.

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>not adding a strip of wetness

Satan agrees that this is hot!

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Came for this, was not disappointed.

>cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/a9178378/gwyneth-paltrow-goop-anal-sex-guide/

Based anal gaping Gwyneth

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Anal is the only way she’ll be tolerable

can't remember sorry.

makes her head look like more of a regular cube so it's more visually satisfying

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that's very nice. Thanks user,

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I literally don't remember most of my childhood or teenage years, think Katie Holmes was someone I liked, had a poster of her. Remember that, the rest is lost to me.

this one

Probably Striptease or Stealing Beauty

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There's a good narration of this even if he said visage weird...

youtu.be/TcOWMohYTVo

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hollywood is gay, she's still attractive

>Bathing in blood
It's just going to coagulate and clog your pores. That bitch is dumb

>not the ear piercing scene

i came here just for this. im leaving this thread now. goodbye.

youtube.com/watch?v=ueNjp9QfQFM

The clip ends right before she rips her bra in half.

>implying if karl was online you wouldnt smash.

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Can’t remember the first movie. When I started fapping it was to the girls in the last airbender and bleach

I know we all meme on it mercilessly now, but honestly this scene probably was the first one in a movie that I fapped to.
In fact I remember doing it quite a bit since we had the film recorded on VHS.

HOUSE, INT - NIGHT

(i have my back turned to the camera, a sharply tailored dress shirt with suspenders, I can be seen mixing a drink at the personal bar)

ME: Well, well, well... It seems I have you right where I want you Mr. Davis.

(Warwick Davis is tied to a chair, hes calm but focused)

WARWICK: so you think, Yea Forums.

ME: shhh... I'll let you know when its your turn to speak Mr. Davis.

(I sip my drink and sit down in a chair next to the bar)

(slowly untying my shoes dress shoes) ME: do you know why I brought you here?

WARWICK: enlighten me.

(taking off shoes) ME: truth is Mr. Davis, I find your kind repulsive. (points at WARWICK with shoe)

(brings out steel toed caterpillar boots from under chair) ME: your beady little eyes, stubby little fingers, gigantic disproportionate heads, and worst of all your inflated egos. to think such diseased creatures have the audacity to reproduce. i mean, really mr. davis, look at your children. why would you condemn them to a life of suffering just to fulfill your own misguided desires?

WARWICK: so you're saying i have no quality of life? that i don't deserve to live? why? because i'm a little person?

(tying off boots) ME: little person, dwarf, midget, gnome; it doesn't matter how you brand yourself WARWICK, you are still an abomination. you see that don't you?

(tears in his eyes, clenching his tiny fists) WARWICK: what gives you the fucking right!? to.. to pick and choose who deserves to live and die? i am a good person, i give back to the community! what the fuck do you do!?

(standing up and working into the boots) ME: enough WARWICK, you're not a martyr. you're a midget. you cannot talk your way out of this.

(disgusted) WARWICK: oh fuck off. this is just a charade. you havent got the balls you ignorant little pip! bigot!!

(lining up the shot) ME: steady now, Mr. Davis...

(panicking) WARWICK: okay! okay! please okay wait please!

(stopping and loosening cuff links) ME: hm?

cont.

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WARWICK: money.. I have money. I'll give you whatever you want..

(throws drink on warwick and smashes glass on the floor) ME: CUNT!! despicable little goblin fuck! you think I want money!? the chair you are tied to is worth more than the shoebox you live in.

(spitting drink and catching breath) WARWICK: then what!? what do you want!? please dont do this i have kids please! my wife!

(reaches into back pocket) ME: yes your family, i almost forgot.

(pulls out polaroids)

ME: this is your wife (still of mrs davis walking into house where warwick is now)

(warwick is visibly distressed, wide eyed)

(shuffling through photos) ME: i guess she prefers normal men as well (stills of me and mrs. davis having sex)

(smirking) ME: I made her call me Willow.

WARWICK: motherfucker! (desperately tries to free himself from his binds, thrashing about) AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

ME: relax Mr. Davis.. you are embarrassing yourself. that's clear scotch tape i tied you with. I didn't even need duct tape heh.

(reassuming punt position)

ME: and now Mr. Davis, any last words?

WARWICK: I-I- I wa..

(interrupting) ME: Christ, it was rhetorical Warwick. I couldn't give a fuck about your last words. (winding up punt)

WARWICK: no. no. NO! WAI-

(warwick is punted so hard in the head he and the chair fall backwards. a grotesque split welt already formed on his temple. i stand over him stomping his head into the floor over and over. the blood drops splattering my face and white shirt. gripping the bar for support and i stomp over and over and over. i stop and quickly pick up the chair with warwick still tied to it, and scream while slamming it against the wall until the chair splinters into pieces and Warwick falls into a pile on the floor.)

*CUTS TO BLACK*