I'm glad this guy not only managed to survive but he ended in a good position as the lord of the vale

My gods he is so handsome.

You know it's only a story right?

It's canon that abnormal breastfeeding leads to extra masculinity points

Hope Based Harry fucks her on Roberts corpse

Milk is good for your bones

Breast feeding turns you into a chad with a strong jawline, pediatricians have proved this. The soya boy epidemic is because women wean way too early compared to previous generations in favor of soya based formula, baby "food", or pumped milk.

would you provide him milk?

He’s really ugly in real life.

Based and Mewpilled

>wake at castle black
>practice archery and sword fighting all morning
>eat Hob’s venison stew with carrots and mushrooms and onions
>go to Mole’s town to fuck a whore very few weeks
>go hunting in the gift for deer and rabbits

Nights watch is comfy somehow

Ohhh yes I will let him drink my boy milk.

They sent him to BMT as soon as his mom didn’t fly so good

Dorne is crazy cozy. My man Sir Arys Oakheart had it better than many other characters even if he died in, like, 2 chapters.

>go to Mole’s town to fuck a whore very few weeks
It's a great honor to serve in the Night's Watch. How could you break your vows?

Attached: ned-stark (1).jpg (300x168, 5K)

My deepest secret is that I was sucking mommy Millie’s till I was at least 6. I’m not even memeing I really was

I'm not surprised, that bolton whore is a monster

*mommy milkies oops

Its like switzerland a nice cozy kingdom protectes by mountains that lets them ride out any big war in peace

>cold as shit
>on a strict schedule no freedom as to what job you must do for the rest of your life
>have to risk getting eaten by wildlings or face ice demons
>no one cares about you except house stark the iron throne abandons you at your darkest hour
>most if your brothers are rapists and oathbreaks because the nights watch is a gloified penal colony
>you do it for free
yeah fuck that theres a reason why its considered a punishment on the level of execution or castration

Then winter comes and you have to go ranging beyond the wall where there is absolutely no shelter, no food, no place to take a shit and it gets so fucking cold that you start losing fingers and toes to frostbite

youtube.com/watch?v=0XAk2hpuAQI

Attached: Human_toes,_3_weeks_post-frostbite.jpg (800x598, 58K)

>Jon Arryn actually did mean him when he said "the seed was strong"

>Be wandering crow
>making the 8 while recruiting assholes and idiots

beyond the whole "mother being batshit insane/breastfeeding" thing littlefinger is also basically poisoning him in the books, and its highly likely that with littlefinger out of the picture he would be able to actually become a man, especially if fostered by a proper house in the vale

Jon Arryn is only capable of raising Chads

Yeah Jon Arryn was based

Fuck that it's basically like being in prison in the asshole of Alaska.

Best case scenario for Robin is that he's a shallow manchild who will spend his days doing whatever he wants while his subordinates run the kingdom and pray he doesn't do anything retarded to fuck shit up.

He probably is bitter as fuck that Sansa covered up his mom's death and that can probably come back to haunt the Starks, given that Littlefinger (at least on the show) pretended to give a fuck about him and tried to make a man out of him while not being a judgemental "he's beyond salvation" type like the guy in charge of the Vale's army. But unless he turns into a Machievelian overnight, he'll probably just be a passive-agressive shit to Sansa and when Sansa needs the Vale's help again, extract a high price from her.

>After all the things his father suffered
LF is his real father.

>you have to help me robin
>only if you give me the milkies Sansa

>tfw developed lactose intolerance at 9yrs old