Redpill me on ASMR

Redpill me on ASMR

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it comfy

A great invention created by men (Bob Ross) that yet again, has been exploited by thottery

asmr, like all forms of pornography, is a crutch and a drug that is preventing you from becoming who you could be.

it's for virgins such as myself. it's also kind of addicting and I keep trying to wean myself off of it, but can't.

>ASMR isn't real
>guys just like jerking off to women whispering

/thread

Use to actually be good and interesting until women who have no substance or soul realized they just have to put their face on camera and can make a living off of it.

like half the famous ASMR channels are males, it's just that women who get their tits out became a meme. it's like twitch thots, sure there are lots of women but there are a bunch of male streamers too

It's unfair. I made the same thread and (you) didn't reply.

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Seems like it's reaching its full potential to me. But then I never did get tingles.

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Based.

I miss our queen heatherfeather

Dead meme

>doesn't do girlfriend simulators
>has no patreon
>top tier sound and production quality
>keeps quiet about politics which means she is definitely redpilled
>has disdain for asmr thottery, tries hard to push asmr isn't sexual stance
>rigid triweekly schedule
>is clean, doesn't dye her hair in primary colours, definitely doesn't smell terrible
>has never had a public mental breakdown even once
if you dont main gibi what the fuck is going on

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I didn't even know that, I only see thots doing it and it turns me off. I feel like they're going to whisper something like send me $20 asap paypig.

This is the only ASMR video that I've enjoyed
youtube.com/watch?v=M2_zC2F6Mng

GwenGwiz is my wife.

It's way below half, probably under a third. Only a few channels of cute girls like gibi can regularly reach a million views too.

All this is true but I can't stand her voice.

Try ozley asmr. Yet undiscovered pearl.

what lonely men listen to feel they're talking to a girl

because i main Rift, get on my level scrub

holy lmao

>wears a choker
>not a thot

pick one

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>tfw Dmitri comes back after long hiatus basically saying that his wife left him and took his kid
He was the GOAT bros he didnt deserve this

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I didn't realize that I did until I was getting tutoring from this woman and she lost her voice and whispered the entire hour long session and I was very turned on

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I got off your level past the age of 14

It's a nice loophole for kids to produce legal softcore pornography.

This is better than porn