Hey what's going on everybody from First We Feast I'm Sean Evans and you're watching Hot Ones...

lol white people and hot sauce *shaking my head*

Come on over to mi casa and I'll show you gringos how we fry up some REAL fire!

Mexicans don't talk like this.

Sit down uncle paco. Let me tell you a story about germany in 1939

Kind of prejudice but ok...

>I'll show you gringos how we fry up some REAL fire!

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Thank you for having Cara on the show, with cute pixie hair no less.
Your questions suck and so do you.

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yikes

Hey Sean, here's a free tip for you. Your opening line could be a lot better.

>It's the show with hot questions, hotter wings and the hottest guests.

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>Gordon Ramsey acting like a bitch the entire time
pure kinography

Who /mangohabanero/?

Can I ask what he meant by this?

How do they get everybody to be on this show? What kind of connections do they have?

>host doesn’t try to outshine his guests
>relaxed, conversational setting
>only one gimmick, which isn’t scripted to flatter the guest but instead elicits a genuine reaction that you wouldn’t get elsewhere
Infinitely better than any talk show currently on tv.

I wonder if the sauces he's consuming is destroying his insides

ITS UP

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It's a unique and fun interview for the guest on a platform that gets hundreds of millions of visits a day m8

> (OP)
they're part of complex

>Sriracha mayo!!!

someone's a puss

I had "da bomb" hot sauce and didn't cry ONCE. AMA (ask my anything)

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Why can't he act normal?

too soon

Well,I guess

I've drank an entire bottle of Cholula straight before

All me

>mass replying

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I hate this show, i get that it's all PR but it somehow feels even more contrived and formulaic than some late night show garbage.

how did she do it

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S O Y B O Y

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jew magic

haha imagine how spicy her shits must have been the next morning

What's the best hot sauce lads? I dont mean the hottest, I mean the shit you put on everything. For me? Its secret aardvark.

fresh chili oil

Frank’s Red Hot of course

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Texas pete

Lol

>omg 'vark

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Spicy food is probably why Neta's crack is so burned looking

Tapatio. Cheap and good

Wow you suck.

>Siracha is hot sauce

Onions Bois Sauce

Ay tone these hot sauces are makin me sweat like your gabagool

I GHAT THE GABAGOOL SWEATS OVA HEA!

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:(

Oh jesus, I remember when Yea Forums discovered this commercial, I think the thread hit the bump limit

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Natalie is so much hotter with watery eyes it’s insane

Why do we like hot sauce? I like it, but I don't understand why.

It’s a meme condiment for ex-drug addicts and numales

>brown eyes
>white
Every. Fucking. Time.

Is that true?

*SLAPS HANDS ON TABLE*
HAHAHAH IT'S SO HOT OH WOW
youtube.com/watch?v=N4kvtt2T_6Y

Yes.

>youtu.be/3yji2djI8r8

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It's always hotter when they're crying

Fuck. I guess I'm a numale then.

youtube.com/watch?v=OKjgf5mBGoQ

My mom wouldn't let me get this album when it came out, so I bought a bootleg copy off of some kid and hid it in my room. I was so worried that my mom would find it while I was at school that I eventually just threw it away.

Ex-drug addict here. I love hot sauce but I hate the faggotry. It's a low key dopamine hit at the end of the day and I don't have to stick a needle in my arm.

>I was offended that the nurse thought I was a pussy
kek

We were the last innocent generation..

>black gf
>shitty apartment
>hot sauce fag

It checks out.

i saw a video where the mexican cartel beheads a police officer in front of his son ... they then cut open the kid’s chest and break his ribcage and cut out his heart, all while he’s lying on top of his headless father, and i will never look at spics the same way again

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>almond milk

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she's hotter than any wings that fag can throw at her

Post this on /ck/ if you want a permaban.

the two worst hosts of all time

How unfortunate. :(

You couldn't possibly make eating hot wings with rappers more boring than this guy.

Jut tried Dave's Insanity. Tasty but I think the meme is that it lasts forever. A nice treat that will get boring everyday. I hate being a normie

For me it's El Yucateco XXXtra Hot

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I don't really eat it that often, so maybe I'm some kind of semi-Numale.

>do memes move?
what the fuck did she mean by this?

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Probably asking about jifs

like the peanut butter?

Understand that this whole "numale" "soi" meme spamming is a Russian Psyops designed to trigger and make white American males aggravated. It's a battle of internet psychological warfare.

>s-stop making fun of me!!!
>w-wait it must be the russians, yeah that’s it!
Imagine having zero self-awareness...

I can remember reading long, long, long before the 2016 U.S. presidential election that the Russians, in cooperation with other governments, were covertly working on a global right-wing coup. Sounds to me like they're trying to help us out if their agitations make us more manly.

This. People used to play video games, like hotsauce and wings, and watch blockbusters, etc. in the past. It was never considered a basedboy thing. The programming is so strong that they don't even have to do it themselves anymore since thousands of useful idiots are doing it for them.

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Do I have to remind you all why hot and humid shitholes like Mexico and India rave about sauces and spice?
Their food is rotting from the inside and the only way to distract themselves is by dumping sauce on their meals.

Wow real insightful. Damn u must be a genius

>meme sauce

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Fanks :)

I'm not a scientist or anything, and I'm not trying to refute what you're saying, but I think that ingesting hot stuff might also bring their body temperature down. Like how you're actually supposed to drink warm liquids on hot days because your body will cool to accommodate what's put into it.

Ever notice the NIGGERS on the show can't handle the heat but whites can?

You're partly right, but also an imbecile. The hot food, ironically makes people cooler in hot weather.
t.someone not from Mexico but currently living here.

That's probably part of it, and regardless of what I was saying about Mexico and India, it wasn't really an indictment against their culture. Meat and all kinds of food are incredibly difficult to keep from decaying there.
We have it too in Europe, by way of salting or smoking our ingredients, and it's become part of the gastronomic culture too.

Someone beat you to it chump. You are a chump. A chump like I've never seen before.

gaffigan and cordrey and gervais tapped out