What are some comfy Catholic shows or movies?

Larpers are pathetic

The Bible is Catholic...you're welcome

constantine

>LARPing as an Atheist
its not pathetic...its just annoying. Why do they need to shit up every thread??

they never even wanted you to actually know what was in it

Fuck off meme atheist

gonna read this book now, thanks mate

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religion is literally a meme, especially now, especially catholicism

>be some angry dude
>go into a church
>man all this shit is stupid...EXCEPT FOR THIS ONE BOOK!!!!!!!
imagine being a protestant. The entire religion exists so rich people could steal church property

>atheism
>not a meme
kek.

catholicism as an institution exists so rich people can steal anything and call it church property

>especially catholicism
Why especially?

>Life is worth living
the title alone goes against all modern kike media narrative

it's an ancient institution with more set orthodoxy, it's a canned thing you can just adopt without much independent thought, it's all in place for you to-go

>that skin color

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I wish

The Exorcist

Templars Mexican cartel, not even meming

it's okay you can't comprehend something simply being absent you only know faith and ideology

There are tons of nonwhite Christians now, better get used to it.

Not him, but atheism is an ideology.

the absence of a god and being a militant fedora lord are not the same thing

>its not the same thing
>its actually the same thing

I could hear the seething in the classroom.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Life_Is_Worth_Living
>Sheen made controversial statements against communism and socialism.[6] In 1953 an episode of Life Is Worth Living consisted of a reading of the burial scene from Julius Caesar, with Sheen substituting the names of Stalin, Beria, Malenkov, and Vyshinsky for Caesar, Cassius, Marc Antony, and Brutus. Sheen dramatically stated "Stalin must one day meet his judgment." One week later, the Russian dictator was dead from a stroke.[2]
Based.

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Spotlight

what ever makes you feel better. i'm certainly being argumentative but some people simply don't believe in god and it's not a "thing" for them, it just isn't there

You're forcibly rejecting God, not doing a nonchalant "Oh I don't care lol" thing. You've likely got a whole repertoire of tenants and arguments in support of your side, that you've learned from your movement's leaders. It's an ideology.

Sheen and Father Coughlin were so based

you're projecting because that's the only way you know how to live

Heaven Help Us has some good scenes.

Lol, sure kid. Atheism is an ideology, get over it.

forget "atheism", just entertain the concept of god not existing. that's not an ideology.

Especially the pool scene lol

What religions do you recommend for modernity?

something not recommended to you for starters

Bhuddism?

So some random cult where the leader tries to fuck your wife? I'm good.

i mean figure it the fuck out yourself, if you're asking someone to "recommend" a fucking religion you're already 50 steps behind the game

I was asking what you recommended because of your specific hate of Catholicism

answer is the same

I somehow don't think they could film that today.

now if you'll excuse me i have to go my Atheist Club in my traditional fedora where we'll pray to Pope Dawkins because ackshully everything is a religion

>figure it out for yourself
?? Lmao. No one has ever "figured it out" and no one likely ever will. Religion is a cultural thing that binds communities and people together, it isn't a truth-seeking thing. If you treat it as such you will live an unfulfilled life.

FUCK POPERY

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he based

i think that's the core difference between us

fuck catholicucks
t. orthodox master race

What do you think the cameraman was thinking right at this point?

>Siberia here I come

ITT: (((atheists))) and protestants getting BTFO

Both fall into the damnable heresy of salvation through sacraments

I was suspicious and I looked him up and the show, but man, just about everything he's said is good well said.

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Cromwell

Popes favourite movie.

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You're much better off reading the works of the giants who lived before you and dedicated their lives to religion if you really want to delve into it. But trust me, you will find no actual, provable truth to any of it. After being raised in it and probing it, learning all the angles and learning the ins and out of all the major ones and many small ones, as well as cults, I can say this with full confidence. It's ultimately just a communal bonding exercise. If you go your own way, you end up a sad, paranoid schizo like the morons over on /x/.

Based. Nefarteri's see-through dress is kino.

I forgot the image

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Top comfy
My dog likes watching it too.

As a Dane, this movie was fucking horrendous to watch.

How in the fuck did this piece of shit garbage movie win best foreign picture? was it the only submission that year or did they just roll a dice?

This is one of the most painful movies I've ever had to endure.

nefarious titties

Calvary with Brendan Gleeson is one of the best movies I've ever watched and it is certainly the best religious movie I've ever watched in my life.

Bishop Barron did a video with it as a jumping off point.
youtube.com/watch?v=nx2CGOoRSTw
Do be warned, there are massive spoilers in it.

Shit version just like their side.

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Mark 7:7-9, Howbeit in vain do they worship me, teaching for doctrines the commandments of men. For laying aside the commandment of God, ye hold the tradition of men... Full well ye reject the commandment of God, that ye may keep your own tradition

Protestants will go to Hell along with Jews and Muslims.

Based

No, unfortunately Catholics will go to hell because of their idol worship

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But I'm sure praying to mary while there is nothing in the Bible saying to do that or believing if you don't do enough good works giving to hell is the truth then, right? What a scam.

God hates pedophiles worse than anyone, user.

John 6:28-29, “Then said they unto him, What shall we do, that we might work the works of God? Jesus answered and said unto them, This is the work of God, that ye believe on him whom he hath sent.

This is the only “work” that is required for salvation

This is actually one of my favourite movies by far. I was weeping at the end. Couldn't get it out of my mind for a few months after seeing it.

I am sad that you didn't enjoy it user.

BASED

Statistically speaking there are more pedophiles among teachers than priests, but the media likes to focus all its attention on priests because this way it demotivates Christians. But I agree with you that Pedophiles will burn in hell too. There are a lot of verses in the Bible against pedophilia.

Matthew 16:18

Now post all the other verses that disprove you.

I don't know man, Maybe the dialogue only comes across as horrible as it does in the native tongue, but my god was it horrible to listen to.

And in the sixth month, the angel Gabriel was sent from God unto a city of Galilee, named Nazareth,
27. To a virgin espoused to a man whose name was Joseph, of the house of David; and the virgin's name was Mary.
28. And the ANGEL came in unto her, and said, Hail, you that are highly favored, the Lord is with you: blessed are you among women.

1st Corinthians 3:11, For other foundation can no man lay than that is laid, which is Jesus Christ.

How does this disprove anything? Jesus DID lay the foundation, and Peter was his rock.

>blessed among WOMEN, NOT A GOD
>insert verse that says don't worship anything or pray to anything but me

Jesus literally told Peter to go and build a Church and that Church will be the foundation. You Protestants broke from the Church which defended Christianity for 1500 years and decided to give Christianity your own interpretation. Luther even censored some books of the Bible because he didn't like them. Also a reminder that Luther was a degenerate that wanted to fuck nuns, that's why the first thing he did after breaking from the Church was marry a nun.

Romero (1989)

Answer me this, Protestant scum. Is Jesus God?

Yep. Bible explicitly states so dozens of times

>What is the holy trinity

What exactly IS the trinity. How can 3 be 1 and 1 be 3 all at once?

Well then Mary is the mother of God. Why do you refuse to worship the mother of God?

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>Jesus has two natures - He is God and man.
>Each nature is full and complete - He is fully God and fully man.
>Each nature remains distinct.
>Christ is only one Person.
>Things that are true of only one nature are nonetheless true of the Person of Christ.

The first truth you need to understand is that Jesus is one Person who has two natures: a divine nature and a human nature. In other words, Jesus is both God and man.

The Bible teaches that Jesus is God is by showing that he has all of the attributes of God. He knows everything (Matthew 16:21; Luke 11:17; John 4:29), is everywhere (Matthew 18:20; 28:20; Acts 18:10), has all power (Matthew 8:26–27; 28:18; John 11:38–44; Luke 7:14–15; Revelation 1:8), depends on nothing outside of himself for life (John 1:4; 14:6; 8:58), rules over everything (Matthew 28:18; Revelation 1:5; 19:16;), never began to exist and never will cease to exist (John 1:1; 8:58), and is our Creator (Colossians 1:16).

So, we come to the Trinity:
The doctrine of the Trinity states that God is one being, and this one God exists as three distinct Persons. This truth means, first of all, that we must distinguish each Person of the Trinity from the other two.

The Father is not the Son or the Holy Spirit, the Son is not the Holy Spirit or the Father, and the Holy Spirit is not the Father or the Son. They are each a distinct center of consciousness, a distinct form of personal existence. Yet, they all share the exact same divine nature/essence. Thus, the three persons are one being.

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This. Actually one of the most Catholic films out there. On the surface it's about a possessed girl but it is really about a priest regaining his lost faith.

The real story is pretty interesting. Terrible what happened to him though. The Salvadoran national guard were probably some of the sickest, most twisted, most messed-up killers I've read about

Doesn't that show like two dozen teenage boys butt ass naked in preparation for swimming? They really couldn't show that today.

Ok theology user. I have another one for you.

Do Christians believe that when we die that our bodily form perishes for good? Meaning that only the "spirit" moves on. Our bodies work without this spirit, so when we die we truly do die, or do we not die?

Superman 1-4, Returns and Man of Steel.

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Every human has a soul. Man is the only creation of God that has both a material and a spiritual being. Animals, minerals and vegetals have only a material form. Angels have only a spiritual form. Man has both.
When we die, our body perishes, like you read in your scientific books. The soul, however, can not die, it either goes to Heaven or to Hell.

The Prot is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a Judaizer, scripturally retarded, Zionist, snake-handling rube, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But tell him that the Protestant deformation kicked off all this modern gay shit and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”

Because God explicitly states to worship none other than himself

That's what jews believe.

Damn I thought the whole time I was talking to an actual Catholic. Figures with your aggression...

That's what the bible explicitly states

If you worship the Son of God, why can't you worship the Mother of God? The Angels and Apostles worship Her.

Yes ok I accept that. But how much of out body dies. Does enough of us die to be able to say that we mostly die, meaning our human form is what primarily matters in this universe.

Today I will remind them.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vatican's_list_of_films

>In 1995, on the occasion of the 100th anniversary of cinema, the Vatican compiled a list of 45 "great films". The 45 movies are divided into three categories: religion, values, and art.

>Religion

Andrei Rublev (1966)
Babette's Feast (1987)
Ben-Hur (1959)
The Flowers of St. Francis (1950)
Francesco (1989)
The Gospel According to St. Matthew (1966)
La Passion de Notre Seigneur Jesus-Christ (1905)
A Man for All Seasons (1966)
The Mission (1986)
Monsieur Vincent (1947)
Nazarin (1958)
Ordet (1955)
The Passion of Joan of Arc (1928)
The Sacrifice (1986)
Therese (1986)

>Values

Au Revoir les Enfants (1988)
Bicycle Thieves (1949)
The Burmese Harp (1956)
Chariots of Fire (1981)
Dekalog (1988)
Dersu Uzala (1975)
Gandhi (1982)
Intolerance (1916)
It's a Wonderful Life (1946)
On the Waterfront (1954)
Rome, Open City (1945)
Schindler's List (1993)
The Seventh Seal (1956)
The Tree of Wooden Clogs (1978)
Wild Strawberries (1957)

>Art

Citizen Kane (1941)
8½ (1963)
Fantasia (1940)
Grand Illusion (1937)
La Strada (1954)
The Lavender Hill Mob (1951)
The Leopard (1963)
Little Women (1933)
Metropolis (1927)
Modern Times (1936)
Napoleon (1927)
Nosferatu (1922)
Stagecoach (1939)
2001: A Space Odyssey (1968)
The Wizard of Oz (1939)

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Read Aristotle. This concept is not something only Christians made up.
scandalon.co.uk/philosophy/aristotle_body_soul.htm

kek literally impossible

Bless

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Magdalen sisters is good. Not comfy though. Man did nuns and priests do some evil shit

Stay riiight where you are

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Because she's not a deity

>Man did nuns and priests do some evil shit
They still do.

The Catholic Church still denies they did anything wrong iirc.
There's an even more upsetting case that happened in Quebec in the 1940s-60s. Look up the Duplessis Orphans.

What's their position on the situation?

I even remember a scene in the Sopranos saying "We're breaking more rules than the Catholic Church!" kek

On the Quebec case I think some of the kids got compensation, but there were so many kids (20,000ish IIRC) that most of them didn't get anything. The religious order involved in the case denies that anything happened. It's nuts.

catholics literally rape little boys

>all these demiurge worshippers ITT
yall finna bout to seethe

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Back to /x/, heathen.

the flowers of saint francis.