9/11

9/11 is reddit

Bush is reddit.

Or so the Germans would have us believe...

Guys, I think we all know who did 9/11.
Frank Stallone.

explain to the folks at home what 9/11 is

federal money laundering

more of a comment really

>jon leibowitz pretending to care about goyim in front of bureaucrats
I wonder how much he was paid and is continued to be paid for such theatrics.

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Did this guy ever recover after he got BTFO by Tucker?

it was a national tragedy

The ole reddit switchero.

I’m old enough to remember back to more simpler, more innocent times When the worst thing you'd hear about the news was hijacked jetliners flying into buildings

Don't I know it!

Norm rules Yea Forums get used to it

I miss those days

MANGRATE

>hurrr sure (((Stewart))) is pretending to care
>completely disregards the congressman who confirmed actually don’t give a shit

if you ever thought a politician cared about anything but themselves, then I hope you were very young at the time.

Why did the moron throw the clock out the window?

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to make some quick netflix bucks and fuck off into retirement

Lol 9/11 was pretty funny though.

>politicians
They're barely human, most of them.

i hate richard clock

I remember watching it all happening with my mom, I was supposed to be at school but I just didn't bother to go and she didn't care lol

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Yea Forums Never speaks ill of the dead.

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Listen to everything Norm's said for the last ever and you'll see that he must feel clean. He must start again with nothing, over and over again, and be hungry. This is how we get something like Norm MacDonald Live, or Weekend Update the way it was meant to be. Or Roseanne Season 3, 4, 5, 6.

I don't know if you guys are history buffs. But the more I read about this Hitler guy, the more I think he's just a real jerk.

Shut up

>wake up to watch goku fight frieza for the six millionth time in """""five minutes""""""
>tfw no cheeztv, amerifat news on all the channels

9/11 was pretty traumatic.

>But the more I read about this Hitler guy, the more I think he's just a real jerk.

Usually it's the opposite though. The more you read about him, the more you realise he was justified and just wanted what was best for his country; whereas someone unread and uneducated would just believe all the normie propaganda that Hitler was a jerk.

>The more you read /pol/
fixed

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Super Dave episode was awesome. One of the few times I've seen Norm crying from laughing. Netflix really watered down his show.

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>implying

I don't go on that zionist shitboard, I get all my info on AH from actual books and historical documents.

terrible thread. it reminds me of that tragedy

Where do you get your ideas?

you are what mental illness looks like

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at ralph's

he watered down his show along with his executive producer dave letterman

>reading books to inform yourself is mental illness

hurrr I suppose I'd be better off just shitposting memes all day like paragons of mental health such as yourself.

I don't deserve that type of treatment

don't do this shit in my norm thread faggot

You know who does deserve that treatment?
You guessed it, Frank Stallone

he ran out of good guests imo, blew his load getting the contract

>n-n-no don't talk about s-serious stuff except m-muh edgelord deadpan "comedian"

>IM CUMMING IN YOUR BUTT

I don't understand your obsession with Frank Stallone, but I appreciate it. Explain please.

you literally idolize a drug-addicted reject who completely lost a winnable war all by himself.

A classmate of mine had a local access skit show back then. Right after 9/11 he did a LEGO recreated and got cancelled that day. He then went on to write for Regular Show.

Are you referring to Churchill?

>winnable war
>implying

Here’s something you never hear, “He made love to me in the ass.”

who authorized barbarossa

Seriously, why did Building 7 collapse neatly like a controlled demolition?

What's everyone's favourite opening remarks?
Mine's got to be from the Simon Helberg episode, the segment where they bring critters out on to the set.
>It's another fuckin' cocksuckin' dog I knew it!

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youtube.com/watch?v=6tmI-Rh2atM

/our guy/

Stalin was planning an attack anyway, he even said so in his speeches. One of the reasons it was so easy for Germans to encircle the soviet divisions is because they were in forward attack positions rather than in defensive positions.

LIFE IS LIKE A NIGGER
HERE IN OLD NIGS
I HATE FUCKING NIGGERS
NIGGERS SUCK DICK
THEY'RE ALL POOR LIKE OBAMA
FUCK MICHELLE OBAMA

NIGGERS
I HATE THEM
THEY ARE STUPID
AND THEY CAN'T DO TAXES,
NIGGERS
NIGGERS ARE SO DUMB
AND THEY ARE ALSO POOR
NIGGERS

LOOK AT NIGGERS
THEY'RE TRYING TO RAISE MONEY
BUT THEY CAN'T BECAUSE THEY SPEND ALL THEIR MONEY
THEY'RE NIGGERS AND THEY'RE SO FUCKING

NIGGERS
I HATE THEM
NIGGERS DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO ANYTHING
WITHOUT CHICKEN
NIGGERS LIKE WATERMELON AND CHICKEN
NIGGERS
NIGGERS ARE SO STUPID AND THEY'RE NIGGERS
WOO WOO
NIGGERS

The US and Russia were always going to get involved and absolutely dick Germany. The fact that Hitler made Stalin get involved earlier then he wanted means nothing. Germany's defeat was inevitable.

Stalin was just as bad...

Stalin was so surprised by the attack he didn't believe the reports of them.

Because Stalin was an egomaniac who thought he was playing Hitler like a fiddle. The plan was always war with Germany.

Very compelling figure...Odd looking duck

So the war was unwinnable even before that then. Way to make the case that Adolf knew what he was doing.

Stalin was surprised by the reports of the defeat. He told his divisions to hold the line and not retreat until they get encircled and wiped out, and when they got encircled and wiped out he was like "what nooo way". He was a retard who was using tactics from the russian civil war which was between lightly armed peasant armies, against a modern mechanical force.

What's funny is all the historians that know what they're talking about and say that Stalin was planning an attack are all Russian historians who are aware of speeches, documents and plans from the era, including the hard to obtain ones. The ones who reject the theory are all Brits and Americans who probably barely speak Russian if at all.

He lost the war as soon as he invaded Poland. The war was a terrible idea and Hitler was a fool for starting it.

>What are you retarded?
>Haha I know you’re not retarded..
>What’re you Down syndrome?

People in the west assume that everybody who speaks Russian works for the Kremlin.

I still don't get the squinting bit. Please help?

Which is funny because the Russian government is the one most determined to rehabilitate the image of Stalin..

I don't either honestly. My guess would be it's due to him rarely wearing glasses on the show + Todd Glass being high so he wanted to mess around with him + he probably was just doing it to humour himself cause he's sitting in between Todd Glass and Adam Egret for goodness sake can you blame him?

based

In a better world Super Dave would still be alive and basically be to Norm's show what Norm was to Conan's show, a guy that sometimes shows up on the show to liven up interviews. You can see that in the Kevin Nealon interview.

Second choice would be Gilbert Gottfried.

He owned Carlson.

>BTFO by Tucker?
>Tucker

Tucker has never BTFO of anyone in his career.

t. libtard

he did 3-11

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I didn't even know he was sick.

what drugs are you on?

Nice try Tucker but I hate both sides. AlsoTucker isn't a guy the BTFO of anyone. He just fucking doesn't. O'Reilly, Ingraham, Kelly, fuck even Cavuto, sure, but not Tucker.

>YOUR MOUTH IS MY TOILET!!
also, that walken impersonation norm does on that episode always kills me

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PSYCHO IN MY MIND LUNA TIC HYS TE RI A

WOKE UP IN THE MORNIN AND I GOT DYP THE RI A

he's a holocaust denier
an enthusiastic holocaust denier

a deeply closeted gay holocaust denier?
what a battle axe

you want to talk about ethics?
Who was a worse person?
Martin Luther King or

STALIN?

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Why does it always come back to Stalin? You say something about Hitler and people always come up and say "what about Stalin?" or "Stalin was the real bad guy".

Did Stalin ever cheat on his wife?

So the joke is that Norm was needlessly searching the carnage for his brother when the whole time his brother wasn’t even in the same country?

He's making fun of peoples' reactions to the event and how serious everybody gets whenever it is brought up.

how is that related to the joke he’s telling?

dreadful bait

It was a running joke when Norm hosted Weekend Update on SNL