X-men: Apocalypse (2016)

Fassbender is Kino, only reason i watched the new x-men was him and mcavoy. Both Kino actors and deserve good scripts. Also, Imagine looking like fassbender.

you guys are forgetting macbeth

Honestly just a terrible waste of good talent. Oh well, whatever puts food on the table.

Dark Phoenix was actually good. Soundtrack and tone were amazing. Was an adult X-Men essentially.

If you like the First Class series of movies, you got to see this. You can 100% notice that Singer had nothing to do with this movie and its fucking great. No gay cheesy shit.

CHADBENDER

that's my wife

he's saving his power until he in announced as the new James Bond

100% swedish

post an actor with a bigger win in the genetic lottery
>you literally can't

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I liked Prometheus and covenant desu

Receding hairline

all high test men do

He needs to fire his agent. He's undoubtedly talented but it's being wasted on shit

People constantly bitch about Fassbender and McAvoy being good actors trapped in Fox's capeshit but this OP text plus the fact that McAvoy did Wanted is proof that capeshit is kino

>capeshit
>kino
pick one zoomer.

all biological men lose their hair eventually, receding hairline is not a sign of bad genes.

in terms of cinematic phrenology it's von Sydow > Fassbender > everyone else

Jaimie Lannister

The only positive thing I've seen anyone say about it.

I have the feeling I might appreciate it now that I know no one else does. Such is the way of things sometimes. Thanks, user.

Kino

Hunger is amazing

It’s garbage. I was going in with your mindset.

>No gay cheesy shit
Kek, it was all gay cheezy shit

I've been watching capekino since before you were born, fatfuck

>tfw we will never get a proper remake of a song of ice and fire with proper casting

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Okay but one question, did you like Apocalypse?

I thought Apocalypse was pretty great and most people seem to hate it.

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desu it felt like the old xmen cartoons and I loved it

Ugly feet wouldn't bang

>some fellow Apocalypsechads
My men!

no u

He was good in IB

So have the homos of Yea Forums finally stopped fantasising over henry cavill and realised who the real chad is?

> good looking
> huge cock
> talented

fucks ugly women and do shitty movies.

you can have it all and still fuck it up.

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Bet he earned more for Assassins Creed than what he earned on the movies he did with Tarantino, McQueen, Cronenberg & Andrea Arnold (plus the Macbeth movie) combined. It’s clear he’s doing it for the money because you could have guaranteed those projects would fail from the start.

Singer directed three of the best X-Men movies. Only Apocalypse was considered not that good

Most people would put him as one of the strongest points about the X-men and Alien movies. He can’t help that the writers are completely retarded.

>shame because hes a really really great actor
>shame

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alcoholic burnout turned mediocre race car driver. laying low because of the shit involving his ex gf he allegedly beat up and doesn’t want to be under the me too radar. incredible actor tho.

>is hot
>has a big dick

literally the worst movie I've seen so far this year

>receding hairline
>doughy irish eyes
dude's gonna age like shit
dolph is still the one and only perfect specimen

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>flaccid size matters

shiggydiggy

Snowman and Ass Creed were both incredible bombs. Leading men don't usually get a third try.

x-men was incredible. for early 2000s.

in retrospect the only thing that still stands is wolverine introduction on that cage fight.

> jelly senator kelly
> retard sabretooth
> cringe jean speaking trough xavier
> stupid magneto plan
> boy band playing at cyclops car
> LOOK MUTANTS ARE FAGGOTS

x-men on fox isnt the biigest franchise on cinema because bryan singer never had any ambition and it was always ashmed of the source material.

from all the things that this piece of shit should be ashmed for...

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It literally is though. You have a gene that makes you over time either;
>1. Unable to deal with an offshoot of the production of testosterone in your body that influences hair growth

or
>2. You scalp thins out as your skull thickens once you reach maturity and there is no room for follicles to sit under the skin so they are pushed out. This could be rectified with your skin compensating your larger dome but your shit genetics don't allow for it.

Bald men always have a million excuses why they are bald and its ALWAYS somehow something favourable. My brother in law refuses to believe him going bald at 25 wasn't due to his so called increased test. Meanwhile all the men in my family have a full head of hair and only start to lose colour in their 60's.

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Is the brother and sister relationship the best?

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keanu

isnt this guy making a full length kung fury with Arnold Schwarzenegger?

>asian
>winning the genetic lottery
dude's borderline autistic and probably has a tiny dick

WHAt about the kinoman who directed twin peaks, he has nw0

300 and this..

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What are you talking about?
The Snowman was fucking kino

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>If you like the First Class series of movies, you got to see this.
Shut the fuck up. You're only allowed to say this if you're talking about Days of Future Past; the pinnacle of X-Men kino. Apocalypse and DP shit on the series

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Eye teeth are not next to the middle teeth. What sorcery is this?

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shit all you want on Alien: Covenant and I'll agree with you but you cannot claim for a moment that Michael Fassbender did any less than an impeccable job

Not just Covenant, he's personally good in all those movies where he honestly could have phoned a bunch of them in

You can compare an immortal demigod to Fassbender.
That's just unfair

Tom Cruise

Center tooth

>Kinobeth (2015)

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I was hoping he'd change that with this last x-men flick. Sad. Hope his career isn't over.

Logan>X1>X2>First Class>DOFP>The Wolverine>X3>DP>Apoc>X-Men Origins Wolverine

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lmao this