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I miss this lil nigga like you wouldn’t believe
Jaxon Nelson
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Jacob Edwards
the father of
>IT'S JUST COMEDY BRO
>C-O-M-E-D-Y
fuck him.
Luis Gray
He saw Nannette and said, hold my beer.
Aiden Sanders
OYU DON'T OWN NOTHIN
Caleb Ross
>be the primary news source for 80% of under-30's
>truth? the fuck? it's just a comedy show bro. We don't have to tell the truth. it's not like we're a news network.
Leo Allen
Imagine believing this
Ethan Rogers
>Literally be a primary source for 50% of the electorate
>truth? the fuck? Block your ears and eyes and don't believe the media. it's not like presidents can be held accountable
Jordan Sullivan
Imagine mutilating your own genitals and expecting not to get called crazy
Jeremiah Hill
don't forget how every single interview was edited down from 2 hours into whatever made the Evil White Republicians look bad
Ayden Smith
trevor was a great replacement desu
Hudson Thompson
Never even said this. So why do you creatures still cry about it?
Evan Gutierrez
eh
Lucas Parker
He is horrible.
Xavier Butler
Anyone got the video of him owning tucker Carlson? Or the video of Yousef owning Crowder?
Owen Ross
The only man who gives a shit about your neverforgetsians.
Nathaniel Brooks
Jon Leibowitz
Robert Taylor
>IT"S JUST A JOKE BRO
>I''m a silly clown TEE HEE
>whoa cutting funding to benefits of 9/11 responders? Here's my opinion on that (but it's totally comedy)
Henry Carter
what about this is wrong
Oliver Myers
Of course, he has stopped his comedy show and is now heavily involved in 9/11 victim compensation organizations....
Chase Jackson
funny how the guy who found success by shitting on the republicans who wouldn't shut the fuck up about 9/11 now is the one person left who won't shut the fuck up about 9/11
Gabriel Powell
oh seeth
Michael Ward
jews did 9/11
Jaxson Jackson
>cuckservatives still triggered over Jon
Caleb Lee
uh, no?
Liam Jackson
Angel White
NINE ELEVEN
Ryan Johnson
This is a tight 2 minutes of comedy fuck why does family guy have to be so inconsistent?
Aaron Rogers
dae 9/11?
Nathan Cox
Leibowitz shouldn't worry about it too much
Lincoln Evans
the show was a shell of its former self by the time he quit, also hiding behind being a comedian when called out for his political positions was a weak as fuck move for a guy who sanctimoniously appeared before Congress to discuss healthcare
Jason Allen
>DRUMPF IS A LIAR!
>what did he lie about?
>TWO SCOOPS!!!
Easton Wood
>buildings collapsing spreading thick cancer-causing dust through the air
>i recklessly run face first into it without wearing any protection
>guvmint owes me money now
Lucas Edwards
Crowder has not been beaten. Yousef lost.
Liam Green
>Anyone got the video of him owning tucker Carlson?
DUDE YOU WEAR BOWTIE
John Brooks
That halfbreed uppity nigger can fuck off back to South H.I.V.rica
Dylan Howard
Begone kike
Nathaniel Baker
Imagine being a lefty in 2019. Holy shit it hurts.
Grayson Flores
I love that video because he takes him down with facts but also has good banter. Definitely won the audience over
Hudson Phillips
why do you keep posting the same thread
u gay
Josiah Young
Can someone explain why liberals always bring up the Tucker thing? It was almost 20 gears ago.
Brandon Anderson
cause he exposed him for the cuck he still is
Christian Kelly
Seriously, is this 9/11 thing propaganda? Its bizarre, if you take it at face value, nobody wants to give first responders money? That seems bad.
Then I got a whiff of bad mojo when they told people to remember Jim Jordan didn't go to the 9/11 meeting when I saw him at another meeting the same day for Mueller, so its almost like they set him up to get it so it appears like he doesn't care about 9/11 FPers.
Carter Wood
>Jon stewart LIEBOWITZ**
ftfy
David Collins
It's all they have.
Jordan Nelson
don't worry i'm sure there's another jew involved in the media who can encourage you to hate yourself and destroy your culture
Austin Sanchez
If you don't get your news from youtube in 2019 you are a mental midget. Who the fuck seriously watches cable television nowadays? 60 year olds? Grow the fuck up god damn.
James Thompson
Crowder got fucking destroyed and had to resort to calling Yusef out on his use of the word autistic, which is the exact kind of PC bullshit he normally attacks liberals for
Brody Scott
Jim Jefferies style.
Xavier Green
>be the primary news source for 80% of over-60s and magatards
>truth? the fuck? it's just a cult bro. we don't have to post memes. it's not like we have sex.
Bentley Roberts
>It's not your country GOY!!!
Kayden Johnson
>appeal to having sex
Yeah, having sex was definitely the most important thing to understand empirical reality and having non batshit political beliefs.
Easton Martinez
He's okay. I think he's funny and I enjoy him on QI. I just don't know if he's right for TDS
Justin Green
What was Yusef's point again? That taxes pay for cops or some shit? I'd outdebate that faggot.
Camden Gonzalez
I remember that interview. Tucker made some valid arguments and John just avoided the question and made stupid jokes. That actually had an effect on me. I somehow thought John was just an entertaining news man not a completely full of shit comedian pretending to be a news man.
Jayden Morris
>comedian tells jokes for a living and has opinions when they get off stage
whoa, this is hard to understand
Noah Robinson
I don't. Dude was such a pleb filter for college normies.
Carter Jones
this poster unironically watches destiny and thinks that he hasn't been destroyed by multiple people including fucking martin skhreli
Christian Edwards
cool story, virgin
I wont bug you since you're so clearly on your way to enlightenment
Cameron Clark
>Trevor compares US to SA
>Trevor does weird high pitch voice for trump but really says nothing of comedic value
>Trevor tries to mimic monologue Stewart style but blows comedic timing
When Stewart was on I knew what the show was about it was a heavy liberal bias show that sometimes was brave enough to take shots at their party and had genuine decent writers and comedic timing. The current show is just 100% liberal propaganda and relies on people not criticizing Trevor because hes black.The dude just isn't talented enough to be handed that show he hasn't paid any comedy dues.
Nolan Evans
shoo incel
Mason Adams
Everybody look at this little mental midget here. I have a girlfriend and have had sex more times in my life than this poster. He's such a loser that he holds sex in such high regard because it's such a rarity for him that he thinks it the end all be all of everything under the sun at 2019. I think this retard should actually have sex and then not have a sub 120 iq and not be a leftist.
Noah Miller
Never said that you dumb incel
Aiden Harris
same tranny
Luis Myers
>incel
>have sex
The left cant meme and the left sure as hell cant insult.
Wyatt Howard
Thank you. I still can’t believe they haven’t replaced him yet. They claim he is pulling in the 18-25 audience
Ethan Hughes
That's literally the only insult they have. Since women are 1000 times more likely to be leftists due to their collectivist nature and wanting to fit in, these basedboys who literally don't have sex try and be a proxy for the women they white knight by saying that you don't get any holes. It's literally the most pathetic thing in the world even if done online and even if being ironic.
Luis Foster
What's funny is that they are actually projecting their own incel behavior.
Jason Brown
double dubs of blowing the fuck out of trannies
Bentley Davis
You complained about Stewart being too liberal back then, you disingenuous fag.
You're just as bad as Liberals who white wash Bush now that Trump has shown them new depths.
Carson Wood
also funny because women are the easiest they have ever been
sex is fucking easy now., no effort.
Even s o y boy lefty fags are getting it these days... sure they have to share with their bull. but still.
Women are such whores now that you have to work to be an incel.
Leo Powell
((((((((LEIBOWITZ)))))))))))
But seriously though, is that the most Jewish last name in existence?
Elijah Morales
>Remember when Jon Stewart DESTROYED Tucker Carlson’s career!
Mason Sanchez
I think most of us were on the Jon Leibowitz Stewart side at the time, back when America Invaded Iraq, had very retarded and vocal religious fundies and a conservative party hell bent on banning vidya
The problem is that there has been a shift in retarded ideas to the left, and reasonable people (like trump) have shifted closer to the center right while Jon and the old guard of the libs have gone further and further to the left.
But Jon is pretty based still, 100 times better than current year friend
Tyler Hall
Colbert Report was better
Nolan Jenkins
>”I’ve been found out”
Charles Brown
He doesn't care about the event itself and how its used to rile up "patriotism" but rather the compensation of the first responders. Its almost like there's nuance in these situations!
Adrian Peterson
He didn't even say anything about his ideology, he just called him a jackass over and over again.
It was pretty juvenile honestly.
Jacob Reyes
>Has better ratings than CNN and MSNBC combined
Dylan Murphy
Funny thing is lefty women still fuck right wing chads because they deep down want to be put in their place. Feminism is a world wide shit test. Why do you think these women will cry out for "women's rights" one day and then want you to choke them and call them a slut in bed? They are gaming the system to get even more free shit. Western women are the most privileged people to ever exist and they still want more. I wonder why none of them talk about trying to free women from muslim countries but cry about shit like mansplaining. Leftists are literal certified mentally retarded.
Ethan Jackson
it's fucking sad that people like this think that having sex gives them any worth. tons of us here do have sex, we just don't talk about it all the fucking time because we're not interested in dumb normie shit like that
Anthony Brown
if it's so easy how come you spend all your time here complaining about inconsequential shit like movies instead of getting laid?
Andrew King
B-but getting laid means I'm an adult now :(
Hudson Smith
Stewart was the downfall of liberalism. Correctly diagnosed everything that was wrong with the Bush Administration, but then when Obama came around it was just "What do you mean Obamacare won't work?", "What do you mean bombing Libya is short-sighted?", "What do you mean people are sick of immigration and free trade?" in the most smug, arrogant way possible.
Logan Allen
I can smell the onions dripping of of this post. Seriously, have sex man, it's not that hard.
Pro tip: defending women online doesn't get you laid.
David Lewis
You complained that there wen't enough dicks in your mouth and ass now that you are riddled with HIV and every STD under the sun you make generalizations about anonymous posters without providing any reasonable argument to their post.
Anthony Nguyen
He's a leftist and/or a tranny. Logic is long past possible for xir type of mental midget.
Owen Cruz
Rape
Kevin Gomez
Murder
Mason Smith
this is objectively correct opinion
Josiah Hall
I don't want to have sex. I was born into a fucked up family that is in the Knights Templar (Knights of Columbus) on one side, and Freemasonry on the other side.
Both cults are essentially the same and although they will shill and say it's all for brotherly love or some faggot shit like that, in reality, the cults are just a way to keep the devil(s) alive on earth in new bodies.
The way they collect bodies varies.. They do this through buying souls and killing anyone dumb enough to join the cult - possessing their corpses and living in them indefinitely until they die - stealing a life.
They also use sacrifices to keep their zombies alive longer, and child sacrifices so that a demon can come back and live as a child - sick shit.
Out of a family of five, my father is a devil puppeteered by Satan, and my older sister and mother are devils puppeteered by the antichrist; my younger sister and I are the only people alive in our household.
We were made sure to be raised as atheists growing up, told not to believe, and when I became a Muslim, I was thrown out of the house, and they tried to kill me in a hospital (list actually goes on lol).
These niggas are probably the sole reason why Hell exists.
Ian Robinson
Trevor is slowly improving but he simply lacks the natural talent Stewart has for hosting, joking and feeling the room. It has hard to describe but Stewart was always in-sync with the show's ebb and flow. In comparison, Trevor is frequently struggling.
Aaron Jenkins
He did give him a mean fucking knock out punch though, The Tuck's career didn't recover for a good while.
Grayson Gonzalez
Ok
Elijah Peterson
i liked that the guests he had at the end of episodes were usually authors so he was promoting intellectualism. cant say the same about the south african.
Jace Brooks
>mfw browsing Yea Forums and i see this thread
Austin Long
zoomer alert
Lucas Walker
Downfall? I mean what you said wasn't wrong but that was their plan all along. It was betting that they would just get away with being hypocrites because the majority of the media has a liberal bias. He by no means was the architect of it just another user of their resources hoping the people would never question his "objectivity". It turns out that most people even bias as they are don't like liars. I don't know if this trend will continue with the zoomers who seem to not mind as much a victory via cheating and care more about a win being a win, tainted or not.
Leo King
>clip of someone saying something that goes against conventional bugman wisdom
>cut to jon stewart making a goofy face
holy shit that’s what I call comedy
Jayden Martinez
This comment is funnier than the entirety of Trevor’s stint on the daily show
Asher Gray
You need to cool it on the ownage user. That guy might just join the 40%.
Luke Reed
I wouldn't be surprised if he's pulling in the urban liberal and black audience but that's about it.
Camden Allen
>>clip of someone saying something that goes against conventional bugman wisdom
>this is how boomers imagine the daily show was like without having ever watched it
keksimus maximus
Cameron Johnson
>people who take risks to save innocent lives should never be shown solidarity
ok user, after the cops shoot the niggers that were about to mug and ass-rape you, be sure to tell them that they don't deserve health care for taking such a risk
Isaiah Ross
>can't detect sarcasm
>can't place things into context
So do you actually believe Crowder thinks using the word autistic is offensive or are you just being a dishonest weasel?
Levi Wilson
He's a dumb leftist probably shitskin nigger who has a lower iq than yours. He doesn't do white things like "thinking."
Daniel Phillips
What's the jewiest way to not get sued for libel with your political commentary? Call it comedy, who cares if it's funny?
Josiah Cruz
His opinions were on stage every epsiode you fuckwit. Way to prove you didn't watch his show.
Jordan Walker
The only people I know who watch him are either 40+ year old progressives, or they're black.
Samuel Bailey
Shit, meant for
Gavin Reed
aka the majority of the population and economic power of the country. also the most educated.
Luis Sanders
I watch or listen to Tucker every night, but I remember rewatching that YouTube video in the seventh grade and seeing Jon Stewart masterfully own him again and again and again. For like a decade after that appearance Tucker was a walking punchline. It had a serious effect on him and his career, I have to admit. Only after he ditched the bow-tie, the Republican party, and libertarianism did he BEGIN to rebuild a name for himself. The entire time Obama was in office, Tucker was a non-entity, and Jon Stewart was significantly responsible
To this day I still don't think Tucker does well in these one-on-one spur of the moment debates. He's better in monologues and reporting
Kevin Cook
SJWs would be so triggered if he came back on
William Howard
Everybody laugh at this stupid faggot who values "education" over IQ. You are such a useful idiot man, like seriously. It's fucking embarrassing how little you know in 2019 with all knowledge just a click away.
Owen Gomez
Looking back, he wasn't even funny. It was just pure Bush era liberal snark.
People complain that his replacement isn't as good or that Steven Colbert has lost his charm, but in reality they are the exact same thing. It's just that their content is stale.
In the mid to late 2000's Jon could convince you that Washington was insane and that the US, left and right, could find a consensus and remend their differences. Now it just looks like propaganda, since reconciliation is now inconceivable.
Jayden Powell
literal propagandist
Cooper Martinez
Remember when Occupy Wall Street was going on and Jon Stewart mocked and downplayed it at every turn? I wonder why he did that? I wonder why Black Lives Matter and the real heavy wave of SJWism really seemed to kick off and sabotage that entire movement as well. It's just all so strange.
Adrian Thomas
>To this day I still don't think Tucker does well in these one-on-one spur of the moment debates
He did well against the fat guy from the young turks
Lucas Adams
Remember the time that John Liebowitz debated Orly and got exposed as a literal hack and fell back on the
>d-dude its just c-comedy
line?
Robert Peterson
>blacks
>urban liberals
>educated
lmao. You call the liberal arts and humanities in general to be education? Also saying blacks are educated, holy shit nigger what are you on.
>economic power
Yeah blacks, faggots, and hipsters represent the majority of the economic power right? Fucking idiot.
Justin Cooper
Picking on mental retards isn't impressive. If you actually agree with cenk on anything you are just a fucking brainlet plain and simple, full stop. A complete fucking paint eater.
Nathaniel Reed
He did kind of own tucker you gotta admit. On top of that he had good banter and the audience ate it up.
David Rivera
>tucker
guessing reading comprehension isn't your strength?
Austin Diaz
It's his go to defense.
Liam Young
He resorted to ad hominems while decrying Tucker for doing the same exact shit as he does. He didn't win shit.
Grayson Ramirez
Its funny how fast the "I love america!" charade fades from these types of media jews the second things start not going their way
Liebowitz showing up on some other jewish TV network to yell at americans exercising their right to vote will go down as one of the few times in recent history where the chosen people came out from behind the curtain and gave us a glimpse about how they really feel about us
William Young
fucking libtards and their benefits for 9/11 responders
Brandon Cox
this is poor bait
Elijah Moore
I miss Stewart. Nobody after him comes close to being as good as he was, and none of them even attempt to go after shitty journalists and news networks like he did. All the people after him are afraid to make fun of places link CNN being stupid.
Brandon Young
t. non-American
Brody Ross
What kind of glasses do you wear?
David Mitchell
based and fuck jewish people
Liam Wright
But Jon isn't much better. He relied on the fact that he was a comedian and could get away with just calling people stupid for not agreeing with him and get a hysterical, standing ovation from his audience. He could just make a sarcastic look on his face and do some conservative parody and everyone would considered that being a debate ender because "why would you even take a conservative seriously, they are stupid haha look at them trying to have a serious conversation with that witty comedian how dumb".
That type of snarky bullshit wouldn't go well on a formal debate or even with an audience that isn't friendly to him.
Benjamin Gray
if only there was some sort of giant "rich" progressive city where those first responders worked who could pay them their benefits for doing their job!
Robert Sullivan
stewart was just as bad
Thats why he never went hard on Onigger and even went as far as to give him fluff interviews on the show
Dylan Sullivan
nah
John Davis
Yet incels always chimp out if you name them. Weird....
Grayson Price
if you had sex you'd be less obsessive about jews
Sebastian Moore
I don't think we disagree. I was just pointing out that only shitskins and sub 110 iq niglets watch shit like the young turks.
Camden Rogers
Never even said that. Why are you so butthurt over fake quotes?
Owen Ward
>publicans r bad ha ha ha
Luke Jones
this but unironically
Parker Brooks
>what did he lie about
at this point it's easier to just ask what he didn't lie about.
Josiah Wright
omg so much this
amirite fellow epic 4channel users?
Cooper Thompson
>I FUCKING LOVE INTERSECTIONALITY
Samuel Flores
he's funny off the show, the writers blow and they don't have stewart to tell them they're shit
Carson Long
>this whole post
why does Yea Forums attract these types of people
Dominic Wright
Why is your iq lower than mine? Some questions just don't have answers user.
Blake Kelly
Tucker could take him in a rematch now
Charles Campbell
This. Regardless of what you think about Colbert now, he is way more naturally talented than Jon Stewart.
Nathan Bell
crinfe
Oliver Foster
>Tucker could take him in a rematch now
unlikely
Stewart is way quick minded than Tucker, and Tucker still can be pushed to yelling emotionally.
Tucker is in a really good place right now, he'd never accept a talk with Stewart. Why would he?
Christopher Jenkins
t. low test soiguzzler who defends women online and literally doesn't have sex as much as me
Carter Green
Rent free
Luis Hughes
watches contrapoints
Angel Thomas
I don't watch ContraPoints. I read instead.
Austin Mitchell
If you think gender is real you deserve to hang and don't believe in biology. You should go watch him, he's good for brainlets like you who defend trannies online and never have sex.
Jackson Walker
>I get all my info from /pol/
Aaron Harris
>political humor
Samuel Ward
>I get my info from vox, buzzfeed, msnbc, cnn, daily beast, and vice
Literally fucking imagine being this stupid in the age of the internet.
Ian Lewis
that's the quintessential 4channer though
reddit is just normies
Colton Garcia
i was a teenager during the height of the daily shows popularity during the bush era and i knew it was insufferable bullshit from the get go. although i was no fan of bush or the war at that time either. i dont think ive ever seen a single episode
i also got into Yea Forums heavily at that time and in a way i think that may have steered me away from that kind of bullshit that so many others my age fell for
Aaron Baker
The fuck are you going on about
Nathaniel Davis
it just means your iq is higher than 110, only retards seriously watch this shit
Cameron Johnson
You literally get your news from cable television. There's nothing that can be done for you, you're lost.
Gabriel Johnson
Hey I noticed your comment is incorrect. Only dum dum right wing videos use the term destroyed
James Clark
who said I get my news from cable television you dumb fuck?
Luke Martinez
Okay so where do you get it from? Buzzfeed? Where do you usually get your news from brainlet?
Jonathan Diaz
Yo I straight up stopped reading this halfway through. You literally know nothing about being a chad. How dare you speak for us.
We don’t represent any political group. We simply represent people between 6 feet and above. Now get lost virgin scum
Caleb Collins
The United States is in the dangerous position of no longer being a respected super power. He bailed before this happened, securing his place in history as an obnoxious centrist.
Ayden Adams
reuters and the associated press mostly
npr does some great interviews as well
Jose Gonzalez
People will repsect the US and its politics as long as they have to rely on them
Ethan Ross
>It's all they have.
Really? Just the last two years alone has been a GOP shitshow of the highest autism from a Republican senator using memes to shit on abortion, to Trump talking about wind cancer, to Giuliani literally acting like a fucking cartoon. It's insane.Longstanding conservatives are even embarrassed by all of this.
Lucas Lewis
>style
Nobody forces you to stand in front of a camera and receive money, user.
Oliver Rodriguez
Yikes at that strawman.
>only /pol/ infomarcos and Buzzfeed exist.
Michael Morgan
>we have better ratings
>BUT WE ARE THE VICTIM OF THE EBUL LIBRUH MEDIA AND A DINDU NUFFIN
Why can't you mentally ill fags just pick a lane and stick with it?
Dominic Clark
Reminder Jon Leibowitz was roommates and is friends with pedo Anthony Weiner
Cameron Butler
And this is what is probably driving John Stewart to drink himself unconscious every night. Tucker Carlson rose from the ashes like a Phoenix and replaced him as the big fish of cable news. Meanwhile Stewart gave up his throne right before the lunatic left's biggest fight and if he doesn't hate himself for quitting before the election, all of his SJW friends hate him for bowing out and not being on deck to fight Trump. And HBO told him to fuck off and are basically paying him to do NOTHING because the shows he pitched to them kept getting rejected, even his cartoon furry themed Fox News parody.
Luis Robinson
>all this shitting on stewart
maybe there is hope after all.
Dylan Brown
There is literally nothing wrong with the man other than "he made comedy show about politics and me no like wahhh". The man has raised literal millions for all sorts of charities and you were programmed by a politics board to dislike him because of bizarre identity politics.
mutt faggot.
Justin Sanders
Brandon Phillips
EPIC, you sure showed me with FACTS and LOGIC there, Ben. I'm sure you won't chickenshit out of your next debate, huh?
Thomas Morgan
That's not an argument, /pol/nigger.
Robert Butler
You don’t own patriotism.
Hudson Gray
>There is literally nothing wrong with the man
Stewart is as intellectually dishonest as they come and only brain dead morons like you eat his shit up. Being that purposely insincere and disingenuous actually does more damage than the bold faced lying the news media does.
Jayden Adams
Matthew Wright
>pedo Anthony Weiner
Ian Flores
I'm not seeing a real argument yet, just a lot of you bitching and moaning because you don't like the politics of a comedian, zoomer.
Leo Perry
perfect use of onions face.
Lincoln Robinson
>Stewart is as intellectually dishonest as they come
You don't even know what this means.
Christian Johnson
>I still haven't figured out that literally everyone mocks /pol/niggers on this site
Joseph Foster
rent free
Ayden Reed
Nathan Davis
>in a bait thread
nobody even mentions discord, trannies, leftypol or even liberals until some muttfaggot like yourself starts crying about them. You do understand that on some level, right? It's virtually always someone easily triggered like you.
Jace Martin
the left can't meme
Ryan Taylor
this, retards don't care about any of that though, they don't like anyone who's smarter than them, they're incredibly sensitive about it.
Ryder Hall
Luke King
that kind of claim's meaningless from someone who voluntarily gave their life over to a belief that they're being endlessly conspired against
Jacob Hernandez
rent free
Robert Barnes
cry more
Ryder Roberts
Caleb Morales
>acting surprised /pol2/ is shitting on a Jew
Ethan Ross
You're a fucking joke to moderates as well, hoss.
Jaxson Gutierrez
But what you said is literally not an argument?
Bentley Rivera
>also funny because women are the easiest they have ever been
>sex is fucking easy now., no effort.
This is just internet boasting. Meanwhile in the real world, there's a sex recession. Teens are having less sex now than they were at any point in the previous 30, maybe 40 years. Fewer people are having sex, and most of the people who do have sex are having less of it.
theatlantic.com
sltrib.com
Maybe if you lived in the real world and not on the internet surrounded by porn and instagram posts from the top 1% of the sexual marketplace you'd know this.
Joseph Ortiz
>t. believer in "patriarchy," "racism" and "white supremacy"
Jonathan Barnes
>seeing that Trump tweet calling Jim out by his real last name
>thinking to yourself ‘no fucking way’
>it’s actually real
God damn I love our president.
Noah Brown
>moderates
Jackson Davis
John*
Xavier Morgan
I sincerely don't think you understand what "rent free" means. Rent free is needing to tell everyone in every thread about discord, trannies, dilation, the Jews, the blacks, why you dislike a comedian that hasn't been on television in almost half a decade...that's fucking rent free. I'm not going over to some "Trump is a zionist Jew puppet shill" thread over on /pol/ and crying about Correct the Record, you are HERE, unprovoked.
For no reason other than that nobody will offer you any sort of actual debate anywhere on this site that isn't just you being summarily BTFO by anyone with even a GED. Christ, even your Jewish uniform theory takes a google search a toddler can make to debunk.
Go to bed.
Asher Ross
the super pissed libshits and basedfaces in this thread are killing me
Henry Hughes
>all the SEETHING replies to it
god jews hate being exposed
Matthew Reed
>racism isn't real
fucking wut?
Brandon Williams
rent free
Adrian Wilson
What must mental illness feel like? Is it like constant tension?
Andrew Brooks
And? He’s still a pedo you stupid faggot
Dylan Ward
You doin alright, champ??
Alexander Nguyen
>racism is real!
Thomas Myers
Cope.
Robert Wright
Are you honest to shit arguing that people can't be racist?
Grayson Torres
>npr
You blew it.
And no one actually just reads Reuters and AP, no matter how many people say they do. Everyone supplements them with something more obviously partisan, as you do with NPR.
Tyler Peterson
lmao i've never had some many (you)s in such a short period of time. Don't insult the liberal god john stewart hahahah
Alexander Kelly
>MEXICO WILL PAY FOR IT
>BECAUSE YOU'D BE IN JAIL
>REPEAL AND REPLACE
these are the 3 biggest lies, but there are many more
Evan Smith
There's nothing wrong with NPR, faggot.
Kevin Cooper
He is the entire reason news media became entertainment.
I mean he went from making fun of the media to literally creating fake news. He is probably ashamed of himself and cry himself to sleep for creating this mess.
Juan Brown
rent free
Adrian Cook
His name is Jon Liebowitz and his brother is a Wall Street scumbag.
The powers that be lied to support personnel and told them it was safe. FEMA and local government reps, so yes, they deserve to be sued for not providing respirators with oxygen tanks to volunteers.
Jack Howard
Do you want some rebbit gold now or something?
Brandon Morris
Give a single example of Stewart creating "muh fake news" and reporting it as truth.
Zachary Ward
Carlos Maza is a lispy queer
Adam Morris
the only way jon stewart could trigger polcels any harder was if he came out as trans
Ryder Hall
Tucker got shown out by some old fucker on the BBC
Alexander Perez
>no one actually just reads Reuters and AP, no matter how many people say they do
That dismissal logic is as asinine as saying that "people just choose not to believe in Jesus".
Wyatt Cook
never underestimate just how retardedly contrarian a polnigger can be
Samuel Sanchez
Rightfully so, Tucker had a literal bitch fit on air because he wanted scripted questions but they weren't fucking having it and he got all pissy about being flatout wrong about the very thing he went on air to discuss.
Levi Gray
The transformation from ironic show making fun of the media for being shit, to a fake news show was so slow nobody even realized it when it became just propaganda.
I think at some point they forgot they were not real journalists.
Adam Nelson
>Stewart was the downfall of liberalism. Correctly diagnosed everything that was wrong with the Bush Administration, but then when Obama came around it was just "What do you mean Obamacare won't work?", "What do you mean bombing Libya is short-sighted?", "What do you mean people are sick of immigration and free trade?" in the most smug, arrogant way possible.
This is a valid critique.
>Remember when Occupy Wall Street was going on and Jon Stewart mocked and downplayed it at every turn?
His family works on Wall Street, as well as many of his friends from Lawrenceville HS, NJ. He also lied about bartending at City Gardens in Trenton, NJ, total fraud in the end.
Gabriel Watson
go to bed tucker
Benjamin Taylor
>muh propaganda
user, just saying things without evidence doesn't make it magically true because your feefees want it to.
Austin Powell
>what did he lie about
I got you bro, but I don't expect you will reply
>NO WALL
>NO LOCK HER UP
>Illegal immigration at highest levels since Dubya
>No repeal and replace Obamacare
>Trump couldn't stop the caravan
>Trump couldn't end DACA
>Trump couldn't pass the RAISE act
>Trump couldn't end Birthright Citizenship
>Trump couldn't make E-Verify a law
>Trump couldn't defund Planned Parenthood
>Trump couldn't invest $1 trillion to improve national infrastucture
>Trump couldn't pass the travel ban
>Trump couldn't close the Wall Street special interest loopholes
>Trump couldn't put price controls on prescription drugs
>Trump couldn't stop foreign lobbyists from raising money for American election
>Trump couldn't resist bombing Syria
>Trump couldn't pull the U.S out of NATO
>Anti bds law
>Gave israel 38 billion
>Increased the National debt by $2trillion
>Gave the 1% a tax cut
>Farmers bill
>Omnibus bill
>Amnesty bill
>Crime 'reform' bill
>No unclassified FISA
>No Awan indictment
>No Uranium One investigation
>No voter fraud investigation
>No Feinstein Chinese spy investigation
>Sessions did nothing
>Pedogate has vanished
>Assange has vanished
>55k sealed indictments went nowhere
>Hired a bunch of neocons
>Continued middle eastern wars
>Ramping up for even more wars
>Global LGBT crusade
Matthew Roberts
>almost fifteen minutes later and nobody has answered this
Ryder Rivera
pol btfo
Joseph Carter
It's like kicking a retarded kid, there's no effort in doing that.
Jaxon Garcia
polcels dont debate, they smear shit every where and run away claiming victory
Anthony Moore
Um, excuse me sweaty. It's 2019, we don't use the "N" word around here.
Charles Sullivan
you mad bro?
Have some sex.
Brody James
Brainlets and social retards love liberal politics.
It lets them cope with all their other failings and allows academic and wannabe artist types to get back at normal people whom they feel are below them. Revenge of the nerds type shit.
People with actual passions in life don't care about this inane trash. Just live your life you fucking losers.
John Brown
Tell me what constitutes a liberal politic or policy that you dislike? Or is this one of those "I just don't know what words mean" and you're from a theocratic Muslim state?
Angel White
if he still hosted the daily show drumpf wouldn't be elected.
FACT
Ryder Young
It's not hypocritical to call out Republicans for their baseless shibboleths to rally the base when it's voting time and then completely disregard things when they're elected. Stewart's been talking about the "first responders bill" a decade if not longer
Ryan Price
You’re on to something here
Leo White
this
Chase Diaz
no.
Blake Jones
Yep, he's a more than decent man who has achieved more and had a greater influence on this planet than any faggot in this thread.
But, of course, everything these days circles back to politics.
Tyler Morris
>pedogate has vanished
did magapedes actually expect him to do something about pedogate when he fucks he has clearly molested his daughter?
Joshua Wood
Yeah, fuck him for wanting first responders to actually get proper healthcare. It's almost as if he cares about real human beings
Cooper Sanchez
>t. guy who hangs out on a website where people spend their days hating niggers
Justin Edwards
>I THINK CONGRESS SUCKS
Gabriel Gray
Trevor Noah is just a fucking disgrace to this show now.
Justin Brooks
Looks like those clowns in Congress did it again. What a bunch of clowns.
Colton Ross
Why?
Nathaniel Hill
>Crime 'reform' bill
But that was actually one of the few good things he's done.
Mason Roberts
eww no
What fucking drugs are you on?
He is heavy-handed, doesn't know the meaning of subtlety, and he can barely talk with the left-wing's balls in his mouth
Stewart at least focused on being funny, Noah just straight up wants to suck democrat dick first and entertaining comes second to him.
To be fair I do feel a lot of the problems with the show are the writers, but be that as it may I have stopped watching since Noah's first month.
Cameron Smith
trash host for a trash show in a trash thread
Jose Nguyen
I want you faggots to get out of this "if I generalize things, it's an argument" mode. Why don't you explain literally anything you believe? Saying "he is heavy-handed" doesn't mean anything.
Daniel Torres
It means he lacks subtlety, you idiot.
John Stewart put the joke and being funny first, Trevor Noah is literally Mr. ORANGE MAN BAD LET ME IMITATE HIS VOICE HURR HURR HURRR FUUNNN AY
Do I need to draw you a picture?
Maybe that's why you like Noah, you like your comedians to just hit you in the face with the joke and explain it to you, you don't want to figure it out on your own.
Kayden Wood
based
keep making this thread
Isaiah Long
Reminder:
>Jon Stewart’s (Leibowitz) brother, Lawrence was the CEO of the NYSE.
Andrew Hill
Posting superior Daily Show host
Blake Campbell
who?
Levi Brown
>Look at me, I am a comedy intellectual
Kevin Reed
>It means he lacks subtlety, you idiot.
Again, that's not really SAYING something. That's just some vague platitude without any meaning. I'm asking you to use that aspie brain and explain.
Benjamin Robinson
Trump is quite literally a bad President though.
Josiah Gomez
It's okay child, nothing existed before you were born. Keep playing with your pokemons.
Carter Morales
lol
Tyler Wood
He is, cope.
Ayden Smith
Ok well that's an opinion, good, but don't put that before entertaining and being funny.
Trump does so much dumb shit that it should be a fucking gold mine and still Noah can't make me laugh. Sad!
I always wonder and imagine what Stewart could have done with this material.
Noah Howard
Liberal politics, the colloquial use of it in the US. Not classic liberalism you try hard monkey.
Kayden Moore
>I wonder what Stewart would have done with the material
I'll give you that, Noah isn't as creative. John Oliver is more where the in-depth comedic criticisms are.
>that's an opinion that he's a bad President
The guy doesn't even know what NAFTA is/does.
Ayden Rodriguez
Trevor noah to me comes off as a school kid making fun of his teacher or the school principal when he talks about Trump.
He's certainly more juvenile than stewart.
Stewart had class.
Bentley Ross
He was a literal propagandist.
He would go to Washington and be told what to say on his program, often meeting with Obama himself
Luke Ward
I noticed you didn't answer my question though.
James Stewart
he is crying because he used to believe his lies were for the greater good. now he just sees them as incompetent crooked fools.
Colton Williams
>this is what /pol/tards actually believe
Camden Cook
It's a literal fact
Anthony Smith
Except it isn't.
Matthew Nguyen
Well riddle me this.
He's working on the fund to help 9/11 rescue workers, I mean, how the fuck can you even considering saying no to that?
What kind of retarded heartless shithead denies 9/11 responders funding to help pay for medical costs that resulted from putting their lives on the line in 2001?
Pic related. How does anyone vote for this dumbass at all?
Connor Fisher
5 more years
Aiden Collins
Because someone remotely liberal wants to do it. These people are partisans, user. They are ideologically bankrupt. Not consistent.
Josiah Myers
>This isn't YOUR country anymore white people
what did he mean by this?
Jeremiah Williams
It's funny how he literally didn't say that.
Joseph Cox
>I mean, how the fuck can you even considering saying no to that?
There has to be some lie in what he is saying, some bigger game. He was always an anti-white, anti-christian, anti-american liberal who mocked anyone who cared about 9/11, why the heelturn?
Or maybe he wants to introduce a "Free healthcare for first responders" law that actually legalizes 10 million mexicans or trans rights or some other garbage
>Pic related.
Turtleman is a neocon loser, and nobody likes him, not even other neocons
John Reyes
He knows jews did 9/11 and is trying to distract from it by donating his jewish money
Joshua Green
Wow I wonder who could be repeatedly making threads like this every day about a washed out propagandist just before a big election.....
Caleb Davis
>Turtleman is a neocon loser, and nobody likes him, not even other neocons
THEN HOW DOES HE KEEP FUCKING GETTING ELECTED?
WHO IN THE BLUE FUCK IS VOTING FOR THIS SHITHEAD????
Nathan Wilson
Jon literally said, and I quote, “You. Own. Nothing. Goyim.”
If that doesn’t convey to you the exact same attempt to dispossess the heirs of America from the nation their ancestors left them, you might be willfully obstinate
Connor Phillips
Who cares if Trump wins?
Oh no, the guy legalizing millions of Mexicans, importing millions of bantu Africans and muslims and putting hem in the whitest states like Maine, not building a wall and starting a war with Iran will have a BLUE tie instead of RED! How horrible!
Logan Kelly
>Changes name so nobody knows hes jewish
>Wants open borders
>"This isn't your country anymore"
what did he mean by all 3 of these?
Carson Edwards
The election isn’t for a year and a half, wtf
Luke Parker
> islam bad
Asher Parker
>There has to be some lie in what he is saying, some bigger game.
Do you know what "working backwards from evidence" means you retard?
James Rivera
Conservatives are literally braindead morons who vote against their best interests. You're on here conversing with them in this very thread. It's plain to see.
Connor Walker
>Reddit
>not sucking Islamic dick
Adam Richardson
Does he really support open borders? I have trouble believing that as only genuine retards (< 70 IQ) think open borders is a good idea, and I’d be surprised if Jon Stewart was clinically retarded
Ethan Fisher
>DUDE vote for the fuck white people party you will make slightly more money each year while they continue to purposely make you a minority
Cooper Foster
Oh fuck off, you know that wasn't the context of his speech. Why don't you quote it you absolutely stupid cunt?
>I'm owed the achievements of my ancestors
That's literally against every conservative intellectual and American conservative social belief of the last century, how do you not get that you're eating away at your own ideological stances for your special brand of identity politics and /pol/ gibs?
Benjamin Miller
It was the House which is controlled by the dems. Despite their posturing, they're not much interested in doing good things unless they get rewarded for it either.
Robert Evans
brown/gay/jewish/nigger/woman identity politics GOOD
white identity politics BAD
Ryder Bell
>funny how not a single running Democrat has ever said "fuck whites" in any meaningful way
Let me guess, is it a white genocide too?
Luis Reyes
Case in point. They're completely beyond the realm of having normal conversations, having fried their brain obsessing daily about weird internet memes.
Tyler Nguyen
The House literally proposed an extension. Why are you people completely devoid of the truth?
Samuel Lopez
Benjamin Taylor
Well shit, serves me right for not paying attention. Don't blame /pol/ for my dumbass, though. I'm a reluctant dem.
Christian King
The house is expected to pass the bill. Mitch on the other hand is barely interested in passing anything in the senate unless it's life time appointments of barely competent people hard right ideologue judges.
Brody Gonzalez
user, I've never even heard of this fucker. Why is it that every single Trump tweet gets to be "a joke" but some literal who is some evidence of an anti-white, anti-male coalition to destroy you if he makes an off the cuff joke?
Josiah Cruz
that was a CNN show tho
Chase Cox
>say stupid and factually wrong thing
>probably posts it constantly to "own the libs"
>doesn't look it up
>"uhhh well I don't pay attention"
It's called being misinformed. Which you are.
Grayson Jenkins
We need to kill all wypipo because I'm a fat balding socialist that hates themselves and their dad
Camden Taylor
These are so odd strawmen, nobody has probably ever said this to you, anywhere.
Carson Stewart
its not a strawman its literally all socialists
Grayson Hill
This is the post of a defeated shitposter. Notice the poster count didn't go up, either.
Easton Miller
I mean, it literally is a strawman. I can say that and not defend socialists you know, user. I'm not sure you know what a strawman is. It's like me thinking all conservatives are retarded, fat and fucking their cousin.
Dominic White
Yea I get it you hate white people and yourself I don't so I'm not voting for the fuck white people party sorry tranny
Nathan Ramirez
lmao sad
Liam Murphy
>everyone who criticizes me is a tranny
the "muh tranny" posting is really a zoomer hallmark, truly. I bet you think they "raid" Yea Forums too.
Jason Wright
Steven colbert now gets double the ratings than tucker Carlson. It's the new propaganda disguised as comedy.
Julian Taylor
>a lukewarm late night comedy show gets more ratings than some Fox talking head that nobody has ever really fucking liked
Yeah, truly propeeegander there.
Jackson Stewart
run away tranny you wont turn Yea Forums into another leftoid tranny den
Blake Young
>he thinks anybody here cares about his vote
Haha $20 this neet loser isn't even registered.
Logan Ross
... It was absolutely context of his diatribe. Did you watch it? I did, and your distortion holds no water
>>I'm owed the achievements of my ancestors
>That's literally against every conservative intellectual and American conservative social belief of the last century
I have no idea what you’re talking about, but inheritance is a key component of every single advanced society in the entire world, so yes, we completely and unambiguously recognize a distinct claim that people have a right to pass the fruits of their labor on to their heirs. I don’t know how to even converse with you about the most foundational elements of politics if you can’t recognize this basic, inescapable fact
Luke Cruz
>Doesn't know about the Daily Show selective editing.
Are being obtuse on purpose?. They admit that they edit the interviews and answers of their guests. Jim Jeffries didn't invent that shit.
This is by the way his response to being accused of lying. "No, you lie more than me bro but i can beat you in lying though"
ht***tps://www.faceb**k.com/thedailyshow/videos/i-challenge-you-fox-news-to-a-lie-off-jon-stewart-watch-last-nights-full-episode/10153105721316800/
Cameron Allen
>all those /r9k/ tier buzzwords
he definitely mad
Alexander King
the "fruits of labor" aren't tangential because of your skin color, for fuck's sake, that's the entire mantra you people make against affirmative action.
Are you baiting me?
Jackson Garcia
you literally invented a url, Jesus Christ you fucking sperg.
Juan Campbell
>I didn't get the joke about the "lie off"
Are /pol/niggers unironically this low IQ? Nobody is seriously this bafflingly stupid, right?
Aiden Moore
>This will never be a white country again
I didn't get this joke
Jose Ramirez
>still no single example of him creating "fake news"
It's been hours now, I'm going to chalk it up to that there aren't any examples.
Parker Brown
>the "fruits of labor" aren't tangential because of your skin color, for fuck's sake
This not only doesn’t relate remotely to what I said, it’s not even coherent. Are you having trouble using multi-syllable words correctly?
Anyway, the sentiment is not about skin color, it’s about culture and societal contributions. I would rather have a pitch black Nigerian Igbo immigrant with a doctorate who believes in America’s values than a white Mexican borderhopper who doesn’t speak English and whose family will be a net drain on our treasury for a half-dozen generations
Wake up, punchy
Michael Powell
>This not only doesn’t relate remotely to what I said, it’s not even coherent.
Is English not your first language or something? Do you need me to explain what "tangential" means? Your fruits of labor, that you achieve, is not in any way/shape/form tangential to your race...positive or negative, that's what your ideologues literally think and feel about it. I'm not sure what's difficult for you to fucking grasp. Are you on opiates?
>the sentiment is not about skin color, it’s about culture and societal contributions.
Who gives a shit? What have YOU personally contributed? You aren't owed someone else's success you contradictory /pol/faggot.
Go back to your hypocritical swamp where gibs only matter if you benefit from them or kill yourself for not understanding basic logic. Disgusting subhuman mutt.
Kevin Ortiz
>cries about "muh culture"
>while actively either destroys it or does nothing
based retard.
Ryder Gutierrez
Tangential means: relating to or along a tangent.
Your fruits of labor are not relating to your race. Which again, is something your camp literally believes.
Are you unironically on the spectrum?
Luke Adams
I literally have no idea what you’re inarticulate ass is trying to say
>What have YOU personally contributed?
I’m an attorney who pays close to $20K per year in federal income tax. I have a vested interest in keeping out uneducated dregs who will beget generations of welfare leeches and be net drains on the society essentially in perpetuity
Jeremiah Jenkins
>I literally have no idea what you’re inarticulate ass is trying to say
Because you're illiterate? I don't know. Nothing in anything I have written to you has been grammatically incorrect. I think you're high.
>I’m an attorney who pays close to $20K per year in federal income tax.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA what does that translate to? in reality-vision? Do you frequent a lawyer AMA subreddit?
Nolan Mitchell
>he doesn't know that the highest net drain on resources, are native citizens in Red districts with lax regulation on welfare acceptance
Elijah Howard
link to where he said that? you own nothing goyim etc
Liam Hall
He doesn't say "goyim" at the end, if memory serves.
Adrian Phillips
Congratulations, you not only don’t know what ‘tangential’ means, you’re also apparently quite mentally ill
>AHAHAHA what does that translate to? in reality-vision?
Not all of us are as useless as you, user. Stay rekt
Easton Rodriguez
>you don't know what "tangential" means
merriam-webster.com
What in the literal fucking shit is wrong with your brain? I said your fruits of labor are NOT TANGENTIAL to your race, because that is quite literally, verbatim what conservatives have been preaching for over a century. My fucking lord, how retarded are you?
Also, we've seen pic related before, with the dates changed. It's not an old meme, it doesn't check out.
Luke Brown
>of, relating to, or of the nature of a tangent
Juan Brown
> i knew it was insufferable bullshit from the get go.
> i dont think ive ever seen a single episode
Austin Lopez
>the "fruits of labor" aren't tangential because of your skin color, for fuck's sake
This is what you said and it is inarguably gibberish. To this very moment, I have no idea what you’re talking about
>we've seen pic related before, with the dates changed
Are you literally accusing me of photoshopping this right now? LMAO
Brayden Reed
user, anyone can just get a google image of a bar exam...
Colton Carter
It’s time stamped, doofus
Aaron Edwards
>a five year old couldn't shop that
a handful of /pol/nigger crossposters do this whole "I'm an attorney" shtick everytime the thread is going to end.
Julian Kelly
>imagine being an attorney who goes onto Yea Forums to complain about the death of the white race and act like a spergy /pol/tard because he stumbled into a Jon Stewart thread
Carter Torres
II'll always hate Stewart for spawning this shit
Hunter Ortiz
>success does not have a "slight or indirect connection" to race
Why was this hard for you to understand? I'm genuinely asking.