ITT: We post shit comedians and post their shtick
>Im posh and I am out of my comfort zone with these plebs! How original!
ITT: We post shit comedians and post their shtick
Landon Evans
Jaxon Russell
does being able to summarize a comedian's shtick discount them from being funny?
Cooper Roberts
You forgot pretending he was gay for years
Christopher Parker
hes good in fresh meat. seethe harder
Jordan Lopez
>women, am i rite?
Nathan Nguyen
>I'm gonna say shit loud and with a reddit inflection
Carson Lopez
>I'm a miserable ugly loser. I just farted, that was fun time. I don't wanna talk about Theo.
Colton Moore
kek
Andrew Hall
>British
>comedian
Ryder Sanchez
Sean Lock is great
Gavin Garcia
UPDATE
>men, cmon we know we're dumb
>white people, what're we doin
Nolan Peterson
what's the deal with him and Theo?
I thought everyone was cool with Theo and loved him a year ago, now I keep hearing weird things about him.
Joseph Sullivan
>I use irony and constantly act above it all like a high schooler and I’m depressed :((((
Jason Campbell
He's one of us
James Reed
DUDE
WHAT IF
HE WAS RETARDED
LMAO
Austin Perry
>BIG BLACK DINGUS
Brayden Jenkins
>I know my jokes are shit, so I try to hide it by being unnecessarily loud
Joseph Carter
OI M8'S U EVER NOTICE THAT AMERICA AND AUSTRALIA AREN'T THE SAME CUNTRY
I can't be fucked to google a picture of Jim Jeffries
Oliver Walker
Dumb meme.
Name one joke where he talks about black dicks
Liam Stewart
GET RID OF YA GUNS U CUNTS
Josiah Adams
little white weenus
Charles Foster
Haha he was on the internet and I'm in college haha
Hudson Jenkins
GET RID OF YA FORESKIN U CUNTS
Ryder Green
holy new
Jackson Smith
theo banged his wife
Austin Edwards
at least post a more recent pic
Dominic Johnson
>no amy shoe itt
Jose Reyes
>my
>husband
Ryder Morales
>YOU KNOWWWW, LIKE A TALENTLESS HACK WOULD!
Julian Green
lmao her belly reminds me of bread crust
Robert Green
>I am edgy and Scottish, please vote Labour!
Kayden Scott
nahhh that guy sUcks dude....
Joseph Hill
>SO MY VAGINA....
Anthony Jenkins
>mumbles something smugly
Henry Brown
But in bad education he isn't posh.
Colton Fisher
Connor Turner
>im being ironic ironically to seem deep or thoughtful
hes one of those "comedians" you like to seem interesting or suave because has this gimmick that is smooth and smug while pseudo-intellectual despite the fact that hes still a tiny room comic and his entire act is based around this shallow gimmick.
Jason Carter
Every UK comedian:
>EEE DEE ELL
>RAYCISSIMM
>TORIES
>BREGGSIT
>OI, HE RECKONS MUSLIMS ARE BAD! WHAT A WANKAH!
>ME NAN
>Jokes involving shit
Eli Turner
Christopher Thompson
Tyler Bell
only like 80%
This doesn't include based LEE MACK
Lucas Torres
NONO WAIT
WHAT IF HE WAS RETARDED AND CHINESE?
Isaiah Rivera
>I'm kinda dumb but that is OK.
>Kids are weird.
>Randomly get mad at something small
>Scream
Still my favorite comedian.
John Butler
Northern Mad Lads:
Sean Lock
Jon Richardson
Lee Mack
who else?
Cooper Torres
I once got told by a woman that I look like this guy. I don’t know if it was a compliment or an insult but I took it as an insult.
Lucas Price
Okay but he is really cute.
Watch this and you’ll change your mind.
John Morgan
Thank you so goddamn much. Pretty much EVERY one of my exes was obsessed with this tool bag because of his female friendly "comedy"
Evan Myers
wow hilarious
Asher Evans
Depends if you're in an internet arguement or not
Elijah Cox
A very large % of Gen X Scottish men are alot like him - adolescent edginess, perpetually pissed off, beard owners, self-righteousness
Brayden Hall
It's impossible to know what level of irony smug cunts like Lee are on, which makes their act insufferable to anyone but pseuds
Jacob Ward
isn't most of his jokes just bitching about his ex wife
Colton Long
He's actually funny despite being faggy
Parker Taylor
Standup is antiquated form of humor. It got old when I was in my early 20s.
Memes and internet humor spoilt me.
Josiah Cruz
>I’M GONNA DO IT, I’M GONNA SAY THE N WORD
>NIGGER
Was he the original gamer?
Jonathan Jenkins
He's still one of my favorites because he manages to be as funny as any other comedian but almost completely with clean humor and that takes a lot more to do than to take the low hanging fruit and go with sex and drugs or whatever else
Parker Clark
>oim the bri'ish John Green oi am
>can't even write shitty children's books
Logan Stewart
VERY underrated British comedian.
Adrian Sanders
>Heh, CHRISTIANS amiright?
Josiah White
He's one of the last comedians who actually does comedy and doesn't just lazily riff on social issues and politics or tell stories
Connor Miller
>what’s the deal with my joke format haha?
Jace Foster
Seinfeld is based and unironically high IQ, guy managed to fucking DEFINE comedy for decades without stooping down to the low hanging fruit of LOUD CURSING YEEE, sex jokes, or finding a group to pick on.
Sebastian Long
>What's with the Jews? haha
>I'm gay haha
Andrew Perez
Your insecurities are obvious in every word you type
Colton Bailey
>hahahahahah i'm fat and toothless and have a little dick
Luke Rivera
got a problem with beards baby faced little boy?
Joseph Fisher
colbert is actually great
I guess he does hurt little trumpies feelings though sometimes :(
Matthew Jones
>I am scottish
>contorts face
>autistic screeching
>pls gib
Leo Moore
Tell him he just doesnt understand
Brandon Nguyen
This made me laugh so I guess he's actually funny
Blake Clark
Based Peter Kay and John Bishop
Brayden Evans
reminder this is the only "funny" thing hes done
youtube.com
Cooper Howard
Hes the same character (himself) in all his acting roles. Still i quite like him. Travels with my father is kino
Blake Adams
Yeah he is. He went to the private school and says a bunch of "posh" shit. Not seen it in ages but i recall "there are orthapedic shoes, they will play havoc with your arches" in a very posh nuanced way
Leo Phillips
Falconhoof is great though
Oliver Martinez
This guy gets it
Kevin Collins
Cutie
Cooper Cox
>*melts*
Samuel Reyes
>you're all brainwashed morons marching along while getting assfucked by the system
i miss him so much
Jose Jones
>women...
>are retarded
Hunter Watson
this is now a based comedian thread
Angel Richardson
It was 8 years ago. He's a karaoke streamer now.
Robert Ramirez
this fucking bitch on qi, can't watch one episode with her
Luis Barnes
Fuck you, I like it. I can also see why someone would find him insufferable, though.
Adrian Perry
>my punchline comes after....a pause, and then i go right into the next things...and pause again, but then it keeps going...
schumer bit this chick's shtick.
Carson Harris
>Dude, great joke after great joke with no politics, pop-culture references, or filler.
Ayden Perez
She's Jim Sterling's mother fyi
Lincoln Russell
>arent christians the worst
remember when this guy was hilarious?
Jose Reed
no
Joshua Rodriguez
>...and that's when the EMT told me my wife had lost the will to live, just like Padme in Revenge of the Sith!
Ian Jones
You forgot the Trump jokes.
Bentley White
Can anyone find the SHOES LOL video?
It's like its been wiped from the internet
Landon Adams
DUDE VAPE LMAO
Isaiah Morales
>I'll say something that's not very funny in a manner and cadence as if it is funny...and laugh at how bewildered everyone else is
Grayson Ortiz
Beards, unfortunately, have become reddit
Elijah Gutierrez
>So I murdered
>this deformed infant
>with a 2 x 4
>(pause)
>And I'd do it again
Isaiah Ward
Makes me sad as a beard owner, now I use my hair clippers to keep it short.
Asher Watson
Four digit IQ comedian.
Wyatt Hall
This thread is about comedians, tho.
Gavin Robinson
>knows s’little about comedy
>talks about bees and ostriches
Alexander Adams
>There are no jokes! It's supposed to be not funny!
Aiden Richardson
>AYY YO WYPIPO BE DOIN X AND NIGGAS BE DOIN Y
Copy and paste for 95% of black comedians.
Christian Green
you mean “omg shoes”?
Ryder Gutierrez
searched "lets get some shoes" and its the first thing you fucking mongoloid
Noah Ramirez
The original youtube upload had a comment from the BBC 'SHOES LOL'
Julian Wood
Took me less than 30 seconds to find.
youtube.com
"No!"
Lucas Martin
He's about half as funny as he thinks he is...which still makes him funnier than most comedians nowadays.
I still can't forgive him for propping Amy Schumer up in her rise.
Caleb Barnes
She's so fucking ugly even by nigger standars.
Andrew White
Thanks bro
Not what I was looking for ya dickhead, climb inside your mother and get aborted
Eli Edwards
stand up comedians are not funny.
except this one time i saw local stand up comics at a bar. they were all insufferable unfunny faggots except this one super fat black guy who got on stage and opened with "SO I WAS RAPIN THIS BITCH THA OTHER DAY..."
i was the only one who busted out laughing
Zachary Harris
Nope.
Remember when Bob Odenkirk carried him to fame on Mr. Show?
Jason Flores
ah the typical obsessed american. seethe harder
Jonathan Flores
>NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS
Thomas Roberts
TRUMP US GOING TO HOLOCAUST ALL THE MUSLIMS MATE I SWEAR
I will never forgive this poof for making me side with Pierce Morgan.
Owen Collins
I liked him and Jim Gaffigan for years before I saw them mentioned as "clean" comedians. I had to go back and think about it.
Sometimes funny is just funny.
Hunter Bailey
I say something mildly amusin, and then I SCREEEAM IN A FUNNY VOOOICE!
Oliver Parker
Fuck Jim Jeffries. I can't wait until he gets #MeToo 'd and disappears forever.
You can draw a line between his "before and after he sold out to the system" routines.
Guess which ones are the funny ones?
Isaiah White
>i was the only one who busted out laughing
you're so special
but you have to go back
Landon Russell
You can't be serious, can you? It's a pen you fucking mongoloid.
Nolan Brooks
sean lock is from surrey
Levi Morales
I liked him in Good Omens.
Julian Hill
>Hey Jamie, pull that up.
Michael Clark
The worst part of Space Cop....
Benjamin Nelson
Don't forget the surprised face!
Brandon Watson
>TFW your career gets fucked over by a bullshit #metoo allegation.
Leo Wright
CLAWED
Ryder Cooper
>fuck jews fuck niggers
>men and women relationships summarised
Austin Moore
Owen is great by the way
Jack Diaz
based
Adrian Davis
his jew wife has hairy armpits so im thinking he is a man of taste and culture
Mason Foster
Fun fact Brian Regan is one of Norm's favourites. Def top 3
Charles Martin
>where are you from? china?
>ching dong ding dong! Hahaha
Jordan Garcia
this dude is based you also forgot
>make funny face
Connor Miller
he did serious talk shows about politics and discussed conspiracies, most comedians don't do that. Most comedians don't criticise the system with an authentic fervor.
Jordan Johnson
based
Jack Scott
I hope you die of cancer slowly and it hurts so much you try to kill yourself but you're too pathetic so you pussy out and just watch shitty comedians on a hospital TV.
Isaiah Edwards
What's he gonna do next? A flapping dickie?
Cooper Davis
>this thing the majority people do stop, 100% no, fuck no
>cocks eyebrows
>you know how..
>laughs at joke
>continues joke
>laughs at joke
>talks in weird inflection
Wyatt Flores
> MEINE FROINDIN, KENNSTE?
> KENNSTE?
> HANDTASCHN, KENNSTE?
Carson Gutierrez
His bits before he went all GRINDS MY GEARS are some of the best ever performed. Timeless stuff, and his wordplay bits are also amazing. Class clown in particular is peak Carlin, and modern comedians rip it off all the time.
youtube.com
But after he started making a career out of being loud and angry, he got stale.
Bentley Johnson
> went to the hospital
> saw a door that said "Rape Victims"
> so i went in and i did
Justin Long
wow that actually sums it up perfectly
Jaxson Reed
> don't mind me, just sellin' more albums than y'all combined without even once stooping to your level of filth
Jacob Jenkins
>basing your appearance on what Reddit does
John Anderson
>Did I mention I have cancer?
Wyatt Parker
lmao
Leo Walker
>steals your snack food joke wholesale
>replaces the word tits with nigger
>so brave
Daniel Gutierrez
>DAE religion dumb
Levi Cruz
I like it when he laughs at his own jokes. It makes it feel truly funny.
Evan Flores
and a Communist
Charles Howard
David Cross is like a caricature that /pol/ dreamed up
Ryder Flores
AYYO
>gesticulates like a 1990s rapper being fast-forwarded
THING IS
>hip hop hands
AMERICA'S, LIKE
>actually speaking American Sign Language
ALWAYS BEEN A COUNTRY OF IMMIGRANTS
>triumphant urban "shut 'em down" gesture
YO
AND THAS WASSUP
>MOOSLIMS
Xavier Smith
He's right tough. Noah's ark was gay af.
Jace Ortiz
This thread is for comedians not germans
Jason Torres
Another school shooting? Like the last one wasn't cringey enough!
Josiah Martin
Beards are now soi-core
Evan Ross
>les razilles denudes shirt
nice
Julian Wright
more like a beta
Owen Reed
>Wine aunt humor: The comedian
Christian Perry
Benjamin Russell
Hiding your weak chin there buddy?
Kayden Gutierrez
>SO MY NAN RIGHT
>IN THE DAILY MAIL
>AND SHE VOTED UKIP
Oliver Brooks
I read this in his voice. He's great honestly, and I'm not even a Bong.
Zachary Mitchell
He's insufferable. Josh Widdecombe tier.
John Peterson
This guy is insufferable
Hunter Perry
People are unnecessarily mean about Jack Whitehall. He's not *good*, but he's considerably better than people like Russell Howard and James Corden.
What the fuck happened to him?
Jaxon Garcia
Heard him on the Adam Buxton podcast a few weeks ago, surprisingly based.
Jayden Phillips
Based
Adam Hill
Logan Gonzalez
Entirely Crimsonpilled, glowingly Based
Connor Watson
Insufferable cunt. Nothing without Steve.
Samuel Watson
>acid attacks on people we don't like
AhahahahAha.
I'd throw acid on this unfunny cunt's face nobody would know the difference
Alexander Jones
Conspiracy is theo banged christina p. Back in the day. Also weird footage of them holding hands during interview when shes with tom and now she pretends like she barely knows him.
Colton Richardson
Because most of them are upper class university twats.
Anthony Perry
so is he based or not?
Jose Gray
John bishop is a sell out
>protest hs2
>sells his house for a profit to make way for the hs2 line
They are all cunts
Logan Jenkins
him roasting that chink was awesome though and he didn't even get in trouble for it
Grayson Butler
>HAHAHAHA NGGERS 9/11 AIDS GUY WITH EYEPATCH RAPED MY ASSHOLE
Asher Price
>Reads blog.
Daniel Moore
Took so long for a joe post
Henry Morales
neither
Brandon Thomas
ALLAH BALLAH BALLAH BALLAH!!!! OOH DIS APU !! OOH!! VEDDY OFFENSIVE TO MY PEOPLE!!! DERR IS A VEDDY VEDDY BAD PROOOOBLEM WITH APPUU!!! VEDDY VEDDY OFFENSIVE!! CANCEL DEE SIMPSON!!
Josiah Reed
>Mind if I rub one out real quick?
David Morales
wrong sjw shitskin faggot
Cameron Morgan
digits confirm
Camden Ross
I HATE WHITE PEOPLE!!!!
Ayden Murphy
>i'm le wacky bumbling idiot, but i use le big words to pretend i'm smart
Christian Diaz
Kumail unironically agreed with that faggot so there equal literally all the middle eastern comedians did even Kal Penn
Brayden Gutierrez
what the fuck is this even trying to show
Jayden Bailey
>peenus weenus
William Fisher
when did the "SJW indian comedian" become such a hot commodity ? seems like just about every standup on (((Comedy Central))) these days is either black woman with political hair or sreeching SJW brown guy with chip on his shoulder CUZ ALL WHITE PEEPOHZ IS SO WAHCIST!
Jose Cooper
>i'm literally loud and fat and take my shirt off
Jaxon Gonzalez
>ah lawd steve done shot da baby
Henry Rivera
>i'm an acid tongued arab
Carter Morgan
t.
Brayden Ortiz
orange man bad, brown man good
Ethan Collins
>OY! GEFILTE FISH IN MY VAGINA!! OY BAGELS IN MY PUSSY!!! OY WHO WANTS TO SEE ME QUEEF SHECKLES OUT MY BUTT???
>Sarah Silverman should sue
Levi Martin
All the good comedians are dead, or Doug Stanhope.
Joseph Kelly
Aparna is cute tho
Joseph Lewis
youtube.com
whys her mouth always look like Ernest doing his "Ewwww" face?
Isaiah Lopez
thats the jewiest nose ive ever seen
Josiah Davis
youre one to talk d'elia
Leo Ross
Romesh Ranganathan
>oi white people be like
>oi brexit
>oi im a coloured person and a muslime like
>also i hate kids
Ryan Campbell
Most insufferable little le ledit twat on British tv
>my nan
>my mum
>west country accent
>ukip
>daily mail
>SCREAMING
Jaxson Moore
read it in his voice
Ayden White
I hate how he's always wheeled out to show the goyim "oi he's just like yew mate! Only bloomin daily mail readers think brown people are different! Vote labour okay!"
Asher Gonzalez
CWC looks good these days.
Kayden Morales
Hate that ugly fuck. Never got his popularity.
Ayden Lewis
>I used to be funny
>now I’m a virtue signaling gay fag
Carter Watson
>i'm going to ham up my southern accent and talk like a redneck dr. Seuss even tho I never talked like this on mtv so don't bring up mtv
Isaac Jackson
I bet ricky is behind the midgeposting
Xavier Parker
Frankie boyle
Fug yes
Lucas Edwards
Nah Louie is our guy again did you not hear his latest bootleg special? jokes about 12 years old dressing to get fukt had me rolling
Samuel Brown
>Frankie Boyle
Fuck off retard.
Lucas Sullivan
more like
>SO OTHER PERSONS JOKE...
Ryan Sanchez
Reddit loves breathing too, why don't you choke yourself to death faggot
Nicholas Russell
i unironically can't wait for him to finally crack and murder his wife and kids
Chase Miller
>only goes to the tourist traps that 99% of the population can't afford
>this country is great!
What did he mean by this?
Joshua Edwards
>Russell Howard
The man who stole jokes from sickipedia and got away with it.
Brody Adams
>sickipedia.org
>ctrl+A
>ctrl+C
>ctrl+V
Levi Rodriguez
Remember that time he stole the story from that Yea Forums screencap about telling the maid to look how his shit will not flush but then it does when she looked?
Nathan Ramirez
>GLASGOW
>GLASGOW
>SCOTLAND
>SCOTTISH
>GLASGOW
Levi Thompson
Nah man Hicks has way too many different routines to shoehorn him. Only thing I can remember him doing often is riffing on nonsmokers.
Camden Rogers
ITT: /pol/ posts every comedian because there's no funny conservatives
Chase Young
You're behind the times. Sickipedia jokes are now apparently right wing nazi Brexit anti-LGBT anti-immigrant jokes. Apparently.
Christopher Howard
Or women
Angel Cooper
>According to posts I read on Yea Forums
Kevin Lewis
>according to the latte left who occupy everywhere I go
Joseph Smith
Nick Dipaolo is alright, but he's getting to be too much. Comedians are always funnier when they're not trying to be political commentators
Lincoln Reyes
I'm gonna need a screencap on that
Nathan Ward
>"So Drumpf did a thing again. Like WHAAAAT?".
James Evans
There’s no funny liberals either, that’s the entire point of this thread. Keep up big guy
Ethan Morales
Norm is based tho
Joseph Martinez
Hey jamie type in raging chimps yeah that one pull that up
Isaiah Jackson
who?
Nolan Lopez
>youtube.com
I unironically think this guy is pretty good.
Julian Murphy
Noah Allen
>argues with unprepared 19 year olds about topics i've researched in depth
>look how stupid these college kids are
>I'M NOT GAY GUYS
>LOOK HOW HOT MY WIFE IS
>I'M NOT GAY
Christopher Peterson
There isnt anything funny about this guy
>DUDE LMAO SO EDGY HAHAHAH
But where are the fucking jokes?
Ryan Adams
Fox and the grapes if ever I saw it, learn to laugh a little incel
Samuel Richardson
Ricky must be proud knowing that his jokes still get the christcuck's pussies salty
Jordan Bailey
>but but we weren't prepared
thats fucking life buddy
Ethan Phillips
James Acaster, maybe best special on netflix
Angel Brooks
*chuckle
And then breath out really slowly ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Jace Wilson
limmy is good
Tyler Bailey
knock knock
Logan Scott
>no Sam Hyde
2019...
Elijah Ward
Mario ist ironischer weise lustig
Isaiah Wright
how original.
kys you butthurt kike
Noah Evans
Jim Jeffries is a mixed bag. I saw an hour long special of his on Netflix, which was pretty much three different twenty-minute routines strung together. First part was okay, second was bad. Third was quite incredible. He tells a story about being hired by Mariah Carey to perform a private gig at her husband's birthday party. It was an amazing slice of life that I will never experience: a glimpse into the life of what multi millionaires are like when they get together and chill.
James Lopez
he didn't real do stand-up
Ryan Garcia
Can't stand him. That travels with my father show was utter shit as well, you can tell they edited the fuck out if it to try and make it more tense but it was still wank.
Lucas Nguyen
go to bed steven
Austin Moore
based
Samuel Lopez
you forgot
>THE DAILY MAIL
Levi Martinez
*falls over*
Jeremiah Russell
>Sean Lock
>northern
If they pronounce words like bath ‘barth/barf’ then they’re a southern poofter
Jordan Roberts
It worked for Larry The Cable guy. Kewtsie-Pew Suthuhn fella.
Alexander Carter
Most of them are to be fair. He’s only behind the times in that he thinks Boyle would still copy and paste jokes from there, when really he’d never tell a joke that could actually offend. He’d rather string a series of swears together whilst talking about a safe subject like the Queen or Christians.
Michael Russell
Still funnier than all those american "comedians".
And I HATE HIM! Serdar "I will just imitate Hitler and scream and rage about stuff" Somuncu too.
Actually I hate all living/active german comedians and cabarettists.
Brody Green
Imagine being on a show with James Cordon and two sports meatheads and being the unfunniest of the lot.
Freddie Flintoff is based as hell tho
Leo Baker
Fucking norvern munkies
Easton Davis
Neither of those faggots were funny at all. There is not 1 good English comedian.
Camden Morales
>"MY DAD DIED IN 9/11 EVERYBODY CLAP"
Jeremiah Jackson
He regularly went to clubs and did stand up.
Caleb Turner
>German
>Comedians
Hudson Ramirez
Of course a dirty paki would say anything to help have a positively portrayed Indian character removed.
Eli Gonzalez
He's really annoying, especially when he takes away attention from the more enjoyable (even if less funny) comedians.
Owen Thompson
>those 4 times
yikes sam give it a rest
Leo Bell
worship jewish feet
Isaiah Gomez
More like check out deez dubs
Alexander Wilson
SAY IT WITH ME NOW
Cooper Carter
So what I gather from this thread, to be a successful comedian in the current year in america I have to
>FUCK TRUMP AMIRITE
and ideally be brown?
Asher Powell
Americans aren't funny.
Adam Miller
You can be female and talk about your vagina
Juan Peterson
well barely have been posted so I think you are wrong my guy
Caleb Ortiz
oh no he's signalling virtues, the horror
Cooper Walker
>about topics i've researched in depth
Crowder is the opposite of prepared and researched.
Benjamin Reyes
Aiden Wilson
Americans really aren't funny.
Luke Nguyen
underrated
Elijah Roberts
>says something politically astute
>casually insults women/minorities/jews
>"Hello epic derpartment"
Adrian Bennett
Proof that its all in the delivery.
>I'm fat and ive got too many kids. Also, I'm really white. Did I mention I was fat?
Justin Green
>something about food
>so my kids
>does funny kid voice
Justin Watson
Based.
Jaxon Anderson
>not a single one mention of based Jimmy Carr in this thread
So, can we finally admit he is the GOAT comedian lads?
Carson Torres
he votes Green lad
Sebastian Allen
>Nah Louie is our guy again
your such a dumb faggot
Grayson Hughes
biggest zoomer "comedian"
when I first saw him I thought he was a jack dee ripoff
Xavier Gray
>MY MATE DAVE
>A GENUINE QUOTE FROM MY MATE DAVE
Michael Lee
Levi Flores
I can not fucking stand this woman. In a world full of shitty comedians she's right up near the top. Her voice uggh.
Bentley Cooper
>s’little
Delino, please leave
Joshua Sanders
*Does sound effects*
Fuck I hate this guy
Gabriel Reed
He is pretty funny and his standup is just simple jokes that you would tell ya mates after havin a fag outside the bar
Nathaniel Morales
Meant to reply to OP but whatever
Isaac Barnes
>im a huge bitch to my husband and im pregnant btw
Samuel Martinez
I can't explain why but I wanna fuck her brains out
Brayden Wright
>The fact that she got pregnant again because it's her thing now and Amy Schumer went on to steal her gimmick and did a "pregnant" special herself
Brayden Diaz
When does Norm use big words?
Joseph Long
He looks like pepe covered in poop.
Jack Reyes
Wrong on all levels. Give back your digits.
Ian Williams
Or you can not tell any jokes and instead talk about how you were raped, then everyone will say your powerful and brave and subverted comedy
Ryan King
Not his standup though. He’s great improvising and shooting the shit.
Blake Watson
>Amy Schumer stealing shit
What else is new
Gavin Roberts
>Wrong on all levels
So you're saying he's not faggy?
Colton Rivera
This wasn't supposed to be a feels thread
Jordan Adams
>Shouting makes me funny
Jace Hall
Fuck off, that's not even his schtick.
Lincoln Price
>FUCK WOMEN
>FUCK MINORITIES
Caleb Green
>YOUNGINS DON'T KNOW NOTHING MAN
>*dies from shoving food into his mouth nonstop*
Sebastian Richardson
>DUDE HAHAHAHA
>WHAT IF HAHAHAHA
Jackson Garcia
>NIGGER
Matthew Moore
I'm not American.
Connor Russell
It's funny in a kind of sad way: Bill Hicks and this dude both died too young and for the most part due to their own habits (Hicks was a hardcore smoker)
Aaron Robinson
I managed to avoid that shit. Thanks for ruining my steak of not knowing what that shit show was about
Kayden Collins
He’s not funny.
Grayson Kelly
Absolutely fucking based.
Blake Green
I tried watching one of his shows and he's so blatant about his scripted "mistakes."
Hunter Hughes
Haha i sound like an announcer guy from the movies! Here ill do it again see!
Lincoln Stewart
> 90% of British Comedians
> Every other story or joke uses the phrase "the other day".