Pic related is the best Dave ever did

>As is the racial draft.
this
>the rizzle
>the tizzle
>*in audible ebonics with a thick chink accent under an uproaring crowd*
>the wu tang clan
kino

As one of the old people on Yea Forums, I remember Thriller. It was amazing.

WHAT ARMY

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Bill Burr in the racial draft always cracks me up

I PLEAD DA FIFF

ALUMINIUM

>now this men here id hate to fight, he wears underwear with dickholes in them.

*entire crew starts corpsing

TUBES

Its Inspectah Deck and Ghostface Killah.
Its like you don't even know the Wu Tang Clan.

in retrospect, this is also the most racist clip i remember and one of the bests.

>She was born and raised Catholic. But then she became a whore.
gets me every time

DO I EVEN NEED TO TELL YOU, WHAT THE FUCK,

>Its like you don't even know the Wu Tang Clan.
I don't, that's why it's all so funny to me.

>UNGAWA

Wu Tang Clan is literally the only rap worth listening to.
I say this as a white dude.

This was the first skit on his show, and it's still the best one ever featured on it.

Don't think so?

HATERS GONNA HATE

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>Yea Forums
>"as a white dude"
redundant

the fucking handshake with the other white guy when OJ is black again

>wow thats the first lottery a black person has won in a long time Billy
>yes and theyll probably still complain
>ahahahaha man fuck you

>when Mos Def starts wiping his hand on his jacket
my fucking sides

dont really like it that much desu senpai

There are no secrets in Mississippi!

>THERE'S A WHITE MAN TALKING

>we travelled all the why trough time... to call you a cracka

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>black delegation requests eminem
>now wait a god damn minute rondell

WOOGIE BOOGIE NIGGER
WOOGIE BOOGIE

Before I go ahead and produce some webms, what's the policy on Yea Forums?

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Not really. There's a lot of shitskins on this website.
There's blacks in this thread right now.

>the motherfucker bought some yellow cake

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>good lord allmighty it's usama bin laden
>motherfucker pumped my gas in my car on the way over here
>thats ironic because I take yoga classes from him

ONE TWO TREE FOUR FIIIIF!

>Touching each other's titty balls
>Blowing on them
>Until they get so stuff
>That shit is gross!

>whens we gon be free?
>that's a good question my man, how about nowish
BANG

Think about it, who are the top 5 Rappers of all time?

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>that was ... cooooldbloooded

>Will you cut the malarkey!?
>There's a white man talking up here

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If anyone ever hurt my family they'd find a bloody glove at my house! Write that shit down.

This quote always stook with me the most

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>he later divorced his wife of 20 years
>When I asked him why, he said... because she's a nigger lover

>look at me, look at how Tron lives america

you're on the wrong site, whiteboi.

>I want to poop on you too
>I want to pee in your food

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I wonder why

because it accurately portrays the way I feel

here's a way harder question, what was his WORST sketch?

>if you’ll excuse me, I need to go put some water in buck nastys mothers bowl

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Red Balls

And that is still funny.
Chappelle's show had no BAD sketches.

this, only because of all the retard casuals who quoted it for a decade+ after seeing it once. in a vacuum, it is pure kino

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name one person better at joking about race

he's talking about the sketch dum dum

I never liked this sketch even when it was new.
Didn't help that I had never heard of Rick James before.

Wrong

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the one with john mayor was cringe

>rip tupac
>I WILLLL

>this racism is killin me inside

>I bet you'll get the finest table a niggar ever got in this place

me neither, but dave makes the character his own and the fact that the stories end up being mostly true is just icing on the cake

youtube.com/watch?v=4trBQseIkkc

10:46 for my favorite story

>Fuck shoe closet! I got my own sweatshop nigga, goddamn!

>There's blacks in this thread right now
Aw fuck I'm outta here

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