pic related is the best Dave ever did.
Pic related is the best Dave ever did
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Agreed.
Bitch you cookin?
I think it's overrated.
Playa haters ball is better.
As is the racial draft.
he made thriller
I really like the one with Wayne Brady.
black head of the CIA is GOAT. but any answer other than Charlie Murphy's true hollywood stories (any) is incorrect
>Playa haters ball
true, gotta go with that one, of course Charlie Murphy's true hollywood stories is up there but playa haters is so fucking out there its just art.
>THAT NIGGA TRIED TO KILL MY FATHER!
Charlie Murphy is boring!
>As is the racial draft.
this
>the rizzle
>the tizzle
>*in audible ebonics with a thick chink accent under an uproaring crowd*
>the wu tang clan
kino
As one of the old people on Yea Forums, I remember Thriller. It was amazing.
WHAT ARMY
Bill Burr in the racial draft always cracks me up
I PLEAD DA FIFF
ALUMINIUM
>now this men here id hate to fight, he wears underwear with dickholes in them.
*entire crew starts corpsing
TUBES
Its Inspectah Deck and Ghostface Killah.
Its like you don't even know the Wu Tang Clan.
in retrospect, this is also the most racist clip i remember and one of the bests.
>She was born and raised Catholic. But then she became a whore.
gets me every time
DO I EVEN NEED TO TELL YOU, WHAT THE FUCK,
>Its like you don't even know the Wu Tang Clan.
I don't, that's why it's all so funny to me.
>UNGAWA
Wu Tang Clan is literally the only rap worth listening to.
I say this as a white dude.
This was the first skit on his show, and it's still the best one ever featured on it.
Don't think so?
HATERS GONNA HATE
>Yea Forums
>"as a white dude"
redundant
the fucking handshake with the other white guy when OJ is black again
>wow thats the first lottery a black person has won in a long time Billy
>yes and theyll probably still complain
>ahahahaha man fuck you
>when Mos Def starts wiping his hand on his jacket
my fucking sides
dont really like it that much desu senpai
There are no secrets in Mississippi!
>THERE'S A WHITE MAN TALKING
>we travelled all the why trough time... to call you a cracka
>black delegation requests eminem
>now wait a god damn minute rondell
WOOGIE BOOGIE NIGGER
WOOGIE BOOGIE
Before I go ahead and produce some webms, what's the policy on Yea Forums?
Not really. There's a lot of shitskins on this website.
There's blacks in this thread right now.
>the motherfucker bought some yellow cake
>good lord allmighty it's usama bin laden
>motherfucker pumped my gas in my car on the way over here
>thats ironic because I take yoga classes from him
ONE TWO TREE FOUR FIIIIF!
>Touching each other's titty balls
>Blowing on them
>Until they get so stuff
>That shit is gross!
>whens we gon be free?
>that's a good question my man, how about nowish
BANG
Think about it, who are the top 5 Rappers of all time?
>that was ... cooooldbloooded
>Will you cut the malarkey!?
>There's a white man talking up here
If anyone ever hurt my family they'd find a bloody glove at my house! Write that shit down.
This quote always stook with me the most
>he later divorced his wife of 20 years
>When I asked him why, he said... because she's a nigger lover
>look at me, look at how Tron lives america
you're on the wrong site, whiteboi.
>I want to poop on you too
>I want to pee in your food
I wonder why
because it accurately portrays the way I feel
here's a way harder question, what was his WORST sketch?
>if you’ll excuse me, I need to go put some water in buck nastys mothers bowl
Red Balls
And that is still funny.
Chappelle's show had no BAD sketches.
this, only because of all the retard casuals who quoted it for a decade+ after seeing it once. in a vacuum, it is pure kino
name one person better at joking about race
he's talking about the sketch dum dum
I never liked this sketch even when it was new.
Didn't help that I had never heard of Rick James before.
Wrong
the one with john mayor was cringe
>rip tupac
>I WILLLL
>this racism is killin me inside
>I bet you'll get the finest table a niggar ever got in this place
me neither, but dave makes the character his own and the fact that the stories end up being mostly true is just icing on the cake
youtube.com
10:46 for my favorite story
>Fuck shoe closet! I got my own sweatshop nigga, goddamn!
>There's blacks in this thread right now
Aw fuck I'm outta here