Killing your wife for “cheating” on you with a robot

>killing your wife for “cheating” on you with a robot
Fucking insane. Like killing her for using a dildo or for “kissing” a napkin.
What the fuck?

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Shariah is a hell of a drug

He was a very handsome robot.

It’s not cheating if it’s with a bot- even a very handsome bot.

Only time I thought Jude Law looked really attractive, he's fine everywhere else, but never saw the appeal outside this

lol, he looked like plastic here
check him out in Holidays

>looked like plastic

I wonder if that was what they were going for

More like brushed latex.

I thought he looked cool in Sky Captain.

>Like killing her for using a dildo
What's wrong with that?

It doesn’t actually challenge you as a man or signify disloyalty.
Jerking off is just an idle task.

it totally does if the dildo is bigger, its different if she touches herself with her hand, thats natural and not cheating

ngl your wife regularly plowing herself with the GirtheXXX 27 in MonsterDong is grounds for some serious questions and a look at how you came this far without figuring that out, but murder is a bit insecure desu

is that Will Young?

Will Young wishes.

Well if she’s blowing out her twat, yeah that’s an issue.

Loved Jude Law in this film.

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He was at his hottest in "Wilde". That was his peak.

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God I wish I could flirt like this and have an erection on command.

Is that dude in the yellow jacket looking at his ass?

My wife is a little crazy and doesn't like me to masturbate. The upside is she blows me all the time so i won't get the urge when she's not there. I do anyway, just to spite her.

using sex bots is cheating
using a dildo is not
come home to your wife with a sex doll, see how that turns out for you

Why would a robot have that hairline?

whats this hairstyle called?

Why would a robot have this goofy ass nose?

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I would too if chad jude was in front of me .

I feel like she’d be 300x angrier about my blowing over 5000$ than she would about me fucking it.

Jerk off onto her toothbrush