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went to school with curtis, everyone thought he was gay then.

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LEL

based

Reckon Tyson Fury is embarrased of how tommy is acting on this show?

Aldo the rumours of sharif being removed, reckon a fight might have happened?

you see you, you dancer from London, it's personal between me and you and I'm going to do you serious damage you big STIFF IDIOT

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I'M TIRED WOBBIE

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Alex Morgan is my waifu

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We are FUCKED blud

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Nineteenth for Hayley a cute

CUTE

shaved it off lads

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Is Darcy not streaming?

DARSE! WERS TEH FOOKIN STREEM LAD?

he probably is attracted to men but just does the right thing and doesn't partake in buggery.
entirely based and /100%pilled/ in my book

nice lad

nah being based and redpilled is talking part in gay sex and realising it's just sex and sexuality is not a thing.

Y E W A N D E
E
W
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D
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CURTIS AND AMY FIGHT INCOMING

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what happened to sherrif? I wasn't here yesterday

OwO wots this?

bad things... a lot of bad things

two new slappers

They didn't say

Tried swinging at Tommy

Wanked into Tommy’s morning coffee

Pretty bluepilled desu

TEA AUDIT

POST EM

Took a shit in the pool and wanked onto Anton whilst punching his phone

bird looks like one of the former contestants... any man remember her name

fucking hell these two new girls look like standard instagram thots you see thousands of

straight off the screen

Dumb Deano show

eating an entire trifle coz it was on reduction

Just 4 cans of fursty ferret for me tonight

Joe is like Icarus, he flew too close to the sun and got obsessive. Reminds me of myself in a lot of ways. This series is fucking grim

He raped the cameraman

chicken and leak pie, was fucking peng

not your best work

better

They're bleeping the swearing, this show is dead

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Chocolate spread sandwich

based

still fuming lool

Chicken Tikka Masala
Pilau rice
4 peshwari naan

Lucie being a massive cunt about this

Oi 190 I've seen you in snooker threads dont you think anton had the same voice as mcmanus

I am so happy that people are starting to realise what cunts Curtis and Amy are

lmao very good work

did anyone make out what the rest of the group were chatting about whilst amy and amber talked?

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amy is

curtis is a top lad his bird is just fucking mental

Just wana shag lucie and yewande and Amber
Preferably at the same time

Why the fuck was I born as an autistic manlet

>too pretty to cry
Joe that's a really shit comfort attempt

Don’t feed the bellend

crocodile tears

Shareef tried to rape Yewande

daily reminder

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Amber's chebs poster please check in I'm worried about you

KEK

BASED AND REDPILLED

Best meme yet

>Danny
Who?

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>crying because someone you've known for 5 minutes makes a mildly critical passing comment
femoids truly are the weaker sex

>trying to get a girl involved because she spends literally her entire time alone with her crazy bf
>get shit for it
fuck lucie and joe

Rate fresh fade lads

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The official tea audit lads

post em

lads was gonna make a crisps power rankings but i cba so lets do it together

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Yewande eclipses the slag Molly, pass it on

Can rowanda stop pulling her wigs down so far. It looks wrong

Grotty molly mae can't hold a candle to the based and virtuous yewande

New guy is smart, going for the ugliest chick in the house to coast his way to the final

>Curtis is a top lad

My bender radar is going off the charts

FOUR NAAN?!

It's perfect as it is mate

Why am I getting turned on by Yewande tonight? Was Twitter right all along?

Tell you what, Anton's got a fat arse on him

Prawn cocktail at top anything else is faeces

Fuck off.
At least do an islanders tier list ffs

Chicken fried rice
Jam doughnuts

Curtis and the new guy are psychos, just going for the money

TELL US WHAT HAPPENED TO THE SHERRIFF FFS

Yewande does not have a pretty face when she smiles/talks tbqh

Pringles are god tier when on sale for a £1 or £1.50, but when they cost more they go to shit tier

car crash

no he is a huge game-player, his entire persona is an act and I'm not even sure if he likes Amy

he just uses her to say the things that he can't say else it'll hurt his good boy image, he initiated the digs at lucie and joe last night and then let Amy loose on them

getting strong trypophobia vibes from this

no, crisps, slags and poos are allowed

/brit/ culture

Anton's convo is to compare Anna to Molly, that's autistic

>Ugliest

Strongly disagree. Better than Ana and Amy.

Thai chilli sensations number one, undisputed

>Anna will never give u a thigh job with those big meaty Donner legs

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You’re not fooling anyone by replying to yourself nonce

he's making these slags competitive

300IQ

Ambers chebs lads

Genuinely how has that 190 lad not killed himself yet? He gets hated everywhere he goes and everyone knows he's full of shit

How does someone live like that

Based chebs poster

>no he is a huge game-player
i know, nevertheless he is treating everyone around him well and forming a genuine friendship with tommy. playing the game on a show that is a game does not make you a cunt - how is lucie any different in that regard

Toad in the hole with my flatmates

>gf is late home from her male friend's house
>runs straight into the shower
>have to wait for her before starting love island
Honestly lads what is she like

WHITE MAN LOSES AGAIN SORRY SCOTLAND

AMBER'S CHEBBOS

Based Anton doesn’t give a fuck

The most deans of all the crisps

Pastry all the way round or one of those bullshit pies where there's only pastry on top? Gets right on my tits how common those shit things are these days

lmao Antons face

lmaooooooo

Stop having a go at our lad

thats shit that

anton confirmed autist

Don't give himsrlf attention, the fat nonce is getting desperate cause everyone is ignoring him and he is not ruining the general. Pretend he does not exist

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Really hope the show turns into amber and michael sat on a bench slagging everyone else off

comedy gold

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This is so out of place, looks like they reshot this after the sherif shit

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It is what it is - Anton

LOL

Chicken kiev sandwiches. Fucking mint.

not really 2bh

anton is our lad

Anton Did Nothing Wrong

don't forget to set up your filter, lads

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>jock using the ESL excuse
Oh dear

tier list

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He's much too mismatched with Tommy. I bet he's faking the whole thing.
No one bugs up their mates 24 /7. If he's your real bro you take the piss.

Anton is the Deano Larry David

They might not realize it yet, but Anton and Yewande are MADE for eachother

>tfw some deanos gonna shag my gf at isle of wight festival

NO REEEE

all the way round and homemade, as it should be

Cheers lad

God tier: Ready salted, salt and vinegar, quavers.
Shit tier: prawn cocktail, monster munch, cheese and onion.

Anton x Amber ship

Finally we have something worth memeing.

That was fucking gold.

>yewande
>top tier

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Is that guy in the Olay advert her bf or brother?

God tier - beef and mustard brannigans, chilli heatwave doritos and t bone steak roysters

Anton is such a fucking retard.

Imagine rating Curtis

Fakest geezer to ever grace the house, as bent as dale winton secretly

he's not taking the piss out of anyone except amy. pretty obvious hes not someone you can judge by normal metrics of lad culture so why try

I don’t understand why Amy and Lucie are fighting?

>olay WHIPPPP

who here /callux/?

You are a man of refinement and good taste. I hope you chase that trifle with two packs of reduced sandwiches and box of reduced profiteroles

this cider ad really gets to me how is a glass bottle being 100% recyclable a selling point

i guess you're new here but the nonce also talks to himself, just don't acknowledge it whatsoever

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I want to rub my Olay all over Sarah's face, if you know what I mean

I want to cum in her wig

there's a difference between game-playing and manipulation
people know and accept lucie is a cunt, whereas everyone seems to have given Curtis a god complex when it's obvious how sleazy he's been acting in the show

>minge flavoured crisps

no curtis footage becus hes going to dominate the rest of the episode

Who’s would you rather use for sustenance on a cold winters night.

Lucy or ambers?

>no sherif
Poor lad has been completely memory-holed

Is that OC of Danny?

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Cause she's not spending time with the gurls

I'm guessing you'd have to be a girl to understand that petty shit.

Honestly bullshit fake drama.

the difference is lucie isnt as good at it as curtis

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have sex.

Who’s tit*

grim 2bh

Post times you acted like tommy
>be me
>at work
>somebody makes a mistake
>say it is what it is

Amber’s chebs

Amber is disgusting

Amy is upset that Lucy stole here 'exclusivity' thunder

He's been tonguing Tommy's arsehole from day 1 it's odd because Tommy hasn't proven to be a good guy at all.

imagine hating curtis when u spent all of last year posting about Based Chad Fincham like they didnt both use the same formula

New boy alert

based sceriff

?

>be me
>talk to a girl
>tell them if they are with me I will look after them

Imagine being Tommy in that villa and having to be all like "damn, Lucie, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your thicc body and trying to make bev a thing’ I would totally jab you, both in and out of the ring" when all he really wants to do is fuck another man in his locker room. Like seriously imagine having to be Tommy and not only sit in that snug while Lucie flaunts her disgusting self in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her shit personality and fatty tits, and just sit there, chat after chat, hour after hour, while she repeated bev. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous butter face but her haughty attitude as everyone in the villa tells her BEV IS HILARIOUS and DAMN LUCIE IS THAT WITTY??? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her kerrygold fucking face contort into types of grimaces you hadn’t even seen in the ring. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE TWO FIGHTS coming straight out of Oldham. You've never even seen anything this fucking annoying before, and now you swear you can taste the cringe that's breaking out on the nations face as she parrots bev at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "bevvy (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then she wants a bit of chat, and you know you could kill every single person on the island before the security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're Tommy fucking Fury. You're not going to lose your future boxing career over this. It is what it is. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

yeah that's true, i guess now we wait and see if he can hold this up until the final, i don't think he can

>God Tier
Tayto prawn cocktail
Tayto smoky bacon
Walkers Cheese and onion
Thai Sweet chilli sensations
Red Monster Munch
>Medium Tier
Doritos Chill Heatwave
Doritos tangy cheese
Sour cream Pringles
Hot and spicy Wotsats
>Shit Tier
Ready salted walkers
Pickled onion crisps
>Doritos Original
>Roast chicken crisps
Wotsats
Any pringles that aren't sour cresm or bbq

Reckon Sherif tried to rape Anna and that's why she was in a mood

Curtis is a scheming bender
Amy is a neurotic old hag

Why do girls always expect men to be psychic? Especially men and women of the calibre who are going on love island

>at work
>qt placement student clocking on to me
>sit with her at lunch
>bore her to tears talking about how much I love Disney films and how great the conversation we're having is

Curtis playing 4d chess in the closet

loooool classic pms behaviour am i right lads

Girls in my work are now using that phrase it without realising. It's fucking hilarious.

I use it ironically to sort of tease out my power level, but no one has noticed it yet.

Amber's arse spotted

Amy is a fucking nutter. Curtis must be seething that she’s damaging their image

Fuck me ambers bum

thoughts?

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GAY

RIP prawn cocktail wotsits

Amy is mental

>Tayto
Irish and their fucking potayto's

Michael & Amber quite a good couple

Amy seems insane, if I was Curtis this would really turn me off.

amy u fucking slag

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Yesssss Curtis and Amy to implode

Amy is this seasons Laura

I would love to bite ambers bumcheek haha

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How old is Amy? She looks like she hit the wall a while ago

wants ambers braps

What happens to amy? Was putting some dinner on.

Mhmmmmmm I want to lick Lucie’s SOLE

jollof rice

PHWOAR

Can't believe a load of them died when they ran out of spuds that one time. Just eat something else lads lol

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lmao good one lad

>Why yes, I do enjoy eating tayto's on a weekday. How could you tell?

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Make sure you do Tommy's monkey arms

I love these.

Bix nood Yewande next??

Curtis is the absolute embodiment of a real life smarmy fucking bender

amys the biggest brainlet on telly rn

PHWOOAAAR

Based low IQ

Brap

>Tayto

Good taste my guy.

Why not Tayto cheese and onion for God tier?
My girlfriend is English. She and her family go mental for Tayto cheese and onion.

>Be Mick
>Not rating o'donnell's

State of you

>michael
lel

based

Fucking lol top work lad

Amy is a fucking clown. Spent the last 30 years riding the cock carousel, now she finally thinks she's found 'the one' and it's a faggot pretending to be straight for £50,000.

All the while she's surrounded by younger more attractive girls.

How do you talk to women lads?

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Influx of potatoes from the Americas caused a spike in population which became unsustainable when the crop failed. They shouldn’t have been eating them in the first place

He's playing it well though. IRL you wouldn't clock that yes a sociopath for ages

Talk down to them

he came in with tommy so they probably had a good chat before walking into the island so they naturally stuck together closer than the rest

Dat Amy nip

Fuck me Amber gets better and better

just be yourself

(ignoring the part of yourself that spouts Yea Forums memes and racism and misogny, actually just be someone else that women arnt disgusted by)

>your truth

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Curtis is either Jesus or a fucking monster

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Would love to see Curtis break character and out himself after Amy acts like she's on her period again

Brehs...

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haha imagine if amber gets in a bad mood and makes you worship her feet
now thats a bad mood haha

producers literally pick the same personality types they have psychologists and all sorts of crazy control over the island conditions

>amber without makeup

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can't wait for caroline to meet the younger woman who stole her man

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Yewande is such a virgin

Just don't make the cut lad, Walkers are winning with their cheese and onion and salt and vinegar, but Tayto takes it too the next level with their prawn cocktail and smoky bacon

gather enough instagram followers and post in the trendy nightclubs so the girls thst spend all day on instagram know who you are and stalk your interests.

I’m smart and reasonably funny but I seize up when talking to people sometimes especially if I l like them. How do you get past this?

do you guys call your mates brainlets irl? i did it the other day and had to spend 5 mins explaining to them what one was and also had to show them images

hows that guy pulling them

To think I was going to skip the show this year, then I remembered how funny these threads are.
Is the guy who cracked on with the girl from aldi last year still about?

...

>implying that isnt entirely based and attractive
wtf is wrong with you bro

Is Amy autistic?

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Amber's breasts looks scrumptious in that one clip

Curtis is clearly a bender. I predict a new story arc where he molests Tommy

Amy a literal child

lool itv setting caroline up

you sound like you have an intact hymen

holy fuck joe thinks he's the absolute tits now

will have to keep watching for this

tall white blue eyed bearded man

t. tall white blue eyed bearded man

>implying you wouldn't uppercut those saggy tits
Pleb

By...there's nothing else

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Haha imagine if she just smothered you with her huge milkers to the point you were struggling to breath haha can you imagine that haha

Thanks lad

pretty good

Fuck off virgin

Guy shows a tiny bit of commitment. Goes psycho pushes him away and turns on her friend

What did she mean by this?

how to the fuck do i know ive slept with 1 woman ever and thats part of a long term relationship
striving for casual hookups is souldeath

kek

based tayto poster, north or south though?

based content lad

first entertaining episode this series?

New theory: sheriff realised Curtis is as bent as a black hole and went on a 2 hour tirade denouncing his character in great detail and with sources before finally being escorted from the villa

Top kek

Give up because someone else is going to convomog you and you'll be stuck trying to chip unlike squeaky whack a mole

do you mean it will become entertaining after this break?

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it’s my gimmick to rate his drawings

Fuck off

what the fuck happened to this guys swede bros?

Don't listen to shit about having confidence etc, if you're not naturally confident and try to fake it you just end up sperging out. Instead it's apathy you want. If you convince yourself you don't really care then you'll be able to talk normally

...

this slag thinks she's Bridget Jones

Lads only 5 mins left time flies

very good advice
be apathetic and let the girls come to you after you’ve made the initial move

thanks for the response

When will Steven Paddock enter the villa?

his brother will

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np its good

Nah the woman are too old for him

Grand Deano?

Love how salty these broads are

surely kurtis could do better lads. He's either
>playing the game
>low self esteem
>stupid
which is it ? i thought she at least had a nice personality but the way she reacted to lucie shows she's ugly and a cunt.

Based Maura

Lads it’s driving me mad who the fuck helped Jack cook Dany breakfast last year

Girls finally on the back foot.
Molly seething

...

Yeah I think that’s good advice. Just need to re-train my monkey brain.

Based barely literate gypsy lad

Based. Full stop.

Wes wasn't it?

He might attach easily

It was Adam

Based if true

Maura and Elma

fuck is this?

Niall's ghost

ABSOLUTELY BASED REQUEST FROM TOMMY

It's they grans

I thought it was one of them but couldn’t remember who.

Who needs to be able to read? Just look like chad lmao

Anna's underboob

Anna's chebs

Top kek

Heard maura is vipers sister.

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Keith Tommy can't do anything for himself. I wouldn't be surprised if the reason he doesn't wear shirts is because he needs someone to put them on for him

How do we feel about this, lads?

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Based Anna’s chebs poster

Amber needs to go home the prick

Fucking legend. Cheers lad. Was driving me crazy.

>>No spag bol
End yourself lad

Imagine putting cauliflower cheese above black pudding and pork pies

>black pudding bottom tier
You best get the fuck out of here right now lad no breakfast is complete without it

Shepards > Cottage

Amber is getting bothered, absolutely dripping

Obviously

There all pretty based.

>Tommy Fury cooking
Can’t wait for this

So much better with lads outnumbered
Birds hate it, they got to work

some initial observations
>Sheperd's Pie should be at least two tiers above cottage
>bangers and mash is mid-tier at best
>steak and kidney pudding is top-tier, if not god

Basically this list was curated by tastelets/picky eaters

Annas body is ridiculous

>gf is late home from her male friend's house
>runs straight into the shower
She cheated on you mate.

I didn't prepare the tier list btw, it's a govt survey. Here's the sweet one which is also bullshit. Roly poly is god tier

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>low tier
>scotch egg
FUCK THAT LIST

both look like aliens w/ failed botox

I guess actual stunners don't apply for this shite, as they've already made it in life

I would say absurd is a better description. Whatevers going on with her arse/hip surgery?

You're an idiot mate

this one is at least more accurate

real god tier = bakewell, sticky toffee and scones

Maura looks 20 and is 28
Elma looks 40 and is 26

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Needs more tottenham cake with hundreds and thousands on it.

Oh and gypsy tarts.

School dinner ting

Not too bad. Eton mess would be god tier for me if it weren’t for the name

>banoffee only mid tier

>black pudding
>crap tier
fuck off

Even the cameraman doesn't want to focus on the red hahaha

The one in the red looks 50, Jesus

Amber

Fucking

FUMING

Amber needs the commentary job when Stirling kills himself

Is that... Tommy is that a cheese, mayo and ketchup sandwich? Lad...

These girls are really classing the joint up

Propa british scran

Where is fucking Gordon Ramsay when you need him? He needs to tell Tommy off

this hideous Essex accent

Irish girl quite peng but
>ring girl

Christ alive Tommy la what the fuck is that meal
At least he seems to be getting on with Roberta Sands

There so shit at basic conversation. You don't ask questions to fill the silence. You're meant to ask things that inform you about three other person

Molly is seething

I'm gonna need Tommy to have a show where he learns how to cook.

Love it

>>Tommy learning anything.
Did you never watch any of those big fat gypsy shows?