Kendall Is Pissed At Kourtney, But Whose Side Does Khloe Take?

good one, still doesn't answer my question why another man would keep up with female gossip.

Kyle Justin is bald.
James is a beta loser.
Ryan is an entrepreneur and alpha.

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nigger

I think KUWTK is the blade runner 2049 for women.

Bruh this is fucking bananas, they could make a show about any family in the world

What about Khloe

Not really any fair way to tell without also hearing Kourtneys side.

Women find KUWTK overrated and boring?

I will always support Kendall over those Armenian thots

I'd use her as a kondom to fuck Kourtney in the ass

ARMENIAN GENOCIDE II lol

if Kourtney wasn't her sister we'd be preparing a crusade on Kendall's behalf

The thot level of her instagram is way below the average for a girl her age in 2019, I'm surprised.

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I felt dumber watching this clip

I think it was thinly veiled foot kino episode

Why do all the family members have a name that starts with K? I mean there's at least 3 K in that family

I thought Khloe was supposed to be the ugly one. In this clip, not the solo pink background shot, she looked pretty good.

How do I genocide an entire state?

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That's because she is a super model, her dad was an Olympian and clearly got his physique (albeit in the female form), she is super tall, narrow waist, long legs and a flat stomach, she is basically built like a sprinter
She doesn't need surgery to look perfect because she is probably in the top 5% athletically for women

of the girls yeah. But imagine being Rob
>from a very wealthy successful family
>still manages to be a fat loser
top kek

Fuck off with your beta fawning cancer thread.

>I mean there's at least 3 K in that family
Kourthney
Kim
Khlo
Kriss
Kendal
Kylie

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Remember when Khloé really wanted a baby boy and initially experienced gender disappointment? No judgment on her at all, it's a fairly common occurrence that some pregnant women go through for their own reasons.
What gets to me, is that at the time she mentioned Tristan really wanted a boy. It sounded like there was some worry in her voice. I think she definitely felt some pressure about it, and felt to some degree that she was "disappointing" him. She so badly wanted a loving family together, and probably had fear regarding anything that wasn't "perfect" by his standards.
And the worst part is — he already had a months-old infant son. If he wanted the experience of a baby boy, he had all the opportunity in the world to help raise his own son (and we now know he's barely involved in his life). Him saying that he really wanted a boy with Khloé must have really been hurtful for Jordan.
I speculate that maybe deep down, he was afraid that a scumbag just like him is going to come around one day and treat a potential daughter just like he treats women.
Thoughts?

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fuck off kourtney

The "seize their property, arrest them and have them chop wood until they gain some perspective" side.

niggers are the women of the races

>chopping wood makes you a good human bean

retar redditor

Yes, I think a few years of honest labour would do wonders for these two dimensional wind up toys. Would it be enough? Probably not but it'd be a start.

Me? I'm a #KendallMisille 4 lyfe!

Khloe is based but also is a tranny