Well at least I'm not a dumb cunt

>*pulls out glock*..."Oh I'm sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt. You were saying? No please, continue... I'd love to hear the rest of this fantasy of yours. EVERYONE ELSE SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP! What's the matter, frog got your tongue? You seemed so talkative before, what changed? Oh this? Yeah, this is normal to carry where I'm from, but I wouldn't be surprised if it's the first real one you've seen. No, don't look at anyone else, look at me. Look at me because I'm the one in control of your life right now. I'm in charge. No, don't cry, that's not going to help you. Not even a little. Wanna know why? Because at this very moment, here and now, as far as you're concerned I'm God and unless you play your cards right, I could very well be the last thing you ever see. So save your tears for someone who cares and choose your next words really fucking carefully now you stupid French bitch. You disgusting whore. Because this is my show now and your fifteen minutes are almost up. Now tell me what you are. Repeat what I just called you. And start taking off your clothes as you do it. Yeah that's right. One piece at a time. Right here and now on national television. Be thankful, I'm about to make you a star..."

>i want to be ornella's little baby tampon boy. i want to turn into a little crying baby and then suck on her breasts. her magic breast milk would turn me into a little baby tampon boy. she would stick me into her hoo-hoo and i would wait with anticipation spouting little baby goo-goo ga-gas waiting for her to bleed all over me. i want to feel her ornella fleury blood inside my little goo-goo ga-ga baby tampon body. i want to absorb her hoo-hoo juices inside my little baby tampon boy body and goo-goo ga-ga like a little rolly-polly baby boy. it would be orgasmic to know i am one with her hoo-hoo ornella fleury blood and i would giggle and goo-goo ga-ga and yelp with little baby boy excitement as i roll around in her ornella fleury hoo-hoo and revel in her red juices, slurping them into my soft little baby tampon boy goo-goo ga-ga body. then i want her to pull me out and squeeze and wring my little baby tampon boy body so that her ornella fleury hoo-hoo blood and juices spill all over her ornella fleury face. it would hurt and i would scream in pained goo-goo ga-gas as pain envelops my little baby tampon boy body until i reach full climax and turn back into grown human man.

>implying Leo and Jonah are actual friends abd Leo doesn't bully the shit out of him
you guys act the beta guys who think the popular kids are their friends because they said hi to him one time.

did this really happen?

Wasn't he in France or some shit here? Any response is worthless due to the time needed to translate

yes but they photoshopped it to him holding a baguette, French people dont understand english so they just laughed at our boy

leo is a bro

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did he go to far in his retort?

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>What am I, your pimp?
This is THE best response. Think about it: with this response, Jonah would have
>Been able to laugh off her comment by responding with a joke of his own (defusing the situation and showing he can take a joke and dish it out as well instead of the butthurt comment he actually made)
>Changed the focus of the humor from him being fat to her being a whore, expertly turning the tables on her
>Established dominance over her, as it reframes him as leaving the room not because she is sexually humiliating him because he's unattractive and she only used him for his access to celebrities, but because she is working for him and reaffirms his status above her in the celebrity hierarchy as it implies the only way she could ever have sex with stars like Brad Pitt is by working as a prostitute under Jonah
>Ornella can't respond to this without seeming petty and defensive. She can't even pull the "slut shaming" card because that would be perceived as a massive overreaction on her part towards a simple light hearted joke (and she started it in the first place, so people would be more inclined to side with Jonah)
>By prefacing it with "What am I" he expresses ignorance of the situation, instead having to figure out his profession from the circumstances she has described, subtly implying that Ornella herself was saying she was a prostitute and he was her pimp.
That's it. We finally cracked the code. There is NOTHING she could have said in response to this that would have worked for her.

pretty gud

Right after she said "and you go away", he should have waited a beat, then asked her "...and then what happens? Go on."

The only thing Leo needs to know is that Ornella is older than 25 so she's an automatic disgusting old hag to him.

>dude they're not friends at all
fuck off Ornella, you lost

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He should’ve just said “too old” desu

...while pointing her with his glock.

>first reply to the thread already BTFO
Day of the rope has to be near for porky

Jonah's only Hollywood friends are the stoner comedy guys

Have we finally done it?

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that's pretty sweet