You're trying to impress a lady with your impeccable taste in film. What three movies do you list as your favorites?

That depends on her knowledge of cinema:

>pleb
Mean Girls
Wolf of Wall Street
Transformers

>arthoe
Lost In Translation
Chungking Express
Mulholland Drive

>connoisseur
A Brighter Summer Day
The Battle of Algiers
Woman In The Dunes

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Imagine grabbing her by the back of the neck and throwing her through that plate glass window like you were the terminator. She'd be all like aaahhh help me why is this happening and I'd be all like shut up normie

White Ribbon
Apocalypse Now
Flubber
and if she starts to argue the premise (impeccable taste in film) has been disproven beyond any doubt.

Transformers
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
Transformers: Dark of the Moon

God Bless Bay

Power Rangers the Movie
Empire Strikes Back
The Seventh Seal

Why a SEAmonkey? Could have gone with a Korean, Jap or hap, but you chose a SEAmonkey?

Shin Gozilla
Godzilla (2014)
Alita Battle Angel

Captain Marvel and no more

memories of murder
the thing 1982
fury road

>actively trying to impress a "lady"
NEVER gonna make it

>first of all bitch I ain't tryin to impress you
>you gotta impress me
>imma keep likin the shit I do, some hoe tellin me she don't like it ain't gonna change that
>tell me what movie you like that isn't just some "sad bitch gets rescued by handsome prince" story

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that guy died, though

Avengers Age of Ultron
Avengers Infinity War
Avengers Endgame
brb virgins

Whiplash
Arrival
Lala land

based and redpilled.

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blade runner
blade runner 2049
blade runner: director's cut

Alvin and the Chipmunks Meet the Wolfman
Freddy Got Fingered
The Social Network

>not mentioning the animated shorts

Meet the Wolfman is a legitimately great film

Apocalypse Now
Apocalypse Redux
Apocalypse Later

>fat arm asian mutt with a small head
at least get some taste

Space Jam
Tombstone
Gladiator

>dumb looking gook woman
>taste in film

555-COME-ON-NOW

Fucking based

The Godfather Part II
Batman v Superman, Ultimate Edition
Apocalypse Now Redux

Hmmmmmmm who is this pls ?
I want to lick her, lick her for days without stopping hmmmmmmmm my big baby

Monkey Trouble

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we all die user, but only some die with dignity

more like dunston checks out amirite

Why would we be talking about movies? I would just bend her over the table and take her right there.

hmmmm my big baby look how tall she is how dominant how sexy
hmmmmmmmmm she smells like sex hmmmmmmmmm

I want her to rape me

sauce pls
hmmmm my big baby

Sounds like a lean night, user. Hella Based.

Imagine believing women will be impressed by your shitty taste in film.

Pacific Rim
Tron Legacy
Speed Racer

You wanna be friends?

Based and primatepilled!

i have good taste in movies

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Das Boot
The Hunt for Red October
Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World

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Not including the Workprint ot the Final Cut. You will die a virgin.

Leprechaun 4
White Chicks
I haven't seen any other movie

Xev Bellringer's "My Son's Touch"
Xev Bellringer's "Big Booty Teacher Hypnotized"
Xev Bellringer's "Xev Bellringer is your Personal Slave"

Lion in Winter
Through a Glass Darkly
American Psycho

The millenial female will be confused, amd my virginity will be safely protected.

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>WHAT CHALL WATCHIN HOES

based virgin poster

Alright listen up retards.

Reminder that you have to 200% change your answers to these types of questions depending on the type of girl. You don't want to get stuck listing 3 kinos that she's never heard of because they you might as well leave the date and excuse yourself to the bathroom where you can jerk off alone.

If she asks you for your favorite movies first, tell her you're going to have to think about it, that it's hard for you to choose, then have her answer first.

A staggering number of women will say that their favorite movies are capeshit, Star Wars, and other garbage blockbusters that came out in the last 5 years. If you're trying to get laid, whatever, roll the dice and randomly select a few Marvel movies as your favorites. Or save some dignity and say The Dark Knight. If you don't care about getting laid, it's okay to finish your drink then ask for the check, and get up and take her home.

If she doesn't answer first, you can test out the waters depending on what type of girl you think she is.
this user gets it. If she seems pseudo-nerdy, refer to the previous paragraph and say The Dark Knight. If she seems like a pleb, literally just pick any blockbuster from the last 10 years. If she seems normie but not quite pleb, say shit like Titanic and Shawshank Redemption. If she's an art ho, you can try to mention a few foreign films like Amelie or some hipster trash from the last 5 years like Francis Ha, or some other American indie stuff you might have legitimately tolerated. If she's clearly a patrician, you can express your true tastes.

A surprisingly little subset will be into horror movies, so have 3-4 horror movies to rattle off as well. They have to be made within the last 15 years and can't be foreign though.

>sacrificing kino integrity to impress some whore
kek gtfo

Heat
Goodfellas
Casino

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>Ran
>Godfather 2
>The Other Side of the Wind

avengers endgame
black panther
game of thrones

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based retard

>Be one of the greatest action/thrillers ever made
>Never see it discussed on teevee
Why, bros?

If you have been here for any amount of time, you'd realize that Yea Forums actually knows absolutely fucking nothing about film.

after 30 seconds everyone walks away from the thread

Her eyes will glaze over at the mere mention of anything revolving the mafia, crime, or heists. Enjoy your masturbation sesh alone, user.

Same with anything involving boats or ships btw. Never mention Master and Commander in front of a woman, it will dry the pussy up.

>t. virgin
>muh ships

Attack the Block
The Force Awakens
Pacific Rim: Uprising

>he watches movies with women

imagine watching Videodrome with a woman

>Not including Every Which Way But Loose

problem child 2 is the only one

Cars 2

Based and boatpilled

Spider-man 1, 2 and 3

Vase de noces
Soshite zennin okasareta
Tras el cristal

Vive L'amour
Millenium Mambo
Run Lola Run

Donnie Darko
Fight Club
A Clockwork Orange

I got laid twice watching shrek so
shrek

Blade Runner 2049
The End of Evangelion
Blade Runner (final cut)

Hopefully your dinner is at Chick-fil-A with some WAFFLE FRIES

I put Videodrome on for a horror night that was half female. They respected my good taste but it made me appreciate social movies for the lightening up the mood on such a night.

Zebraman
Big trouble in little China
Zebraman 2

Satantango
Wake in Fright
Kung Pow

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Words of wisdom

I unironically put Das Boot on during a chill session with a girl. The Directors' Edition was the first thing that popped up, and we only got 20 minutes in before she changed to Mulan and I walked out of her room. Pretty much the moment I knew I had undiagnosed autism.

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baysed and michaelpilled

It has man I shit you not
Just went over the synopsis of some movie with a girl and some lame themes it barely addressed and she was into it

Cool Running's
Mighty Ducks
Drive

Women don't give a flying fuck that you saw a movie, incel.

Now, if you were IN 3 movies, or produced them...

I was in 3 movies tho
as an extra

Or women.

Based and lmfaopilled

you couldnt enjoy mulan? why didn't you just get down to business with her?

Have to thumbnail the mark first but just cold reading OP pic related, I would roll with "Citizen Kane" for basic bitch status signaling, baffle her a bit with "Footloose" and round things out with Kurosawa's "Ran." I'm doing this with the assumption she's only seen the Footloose remake, if she's even heard of the movie at all. She's going to move the conversation quickly past my imptertinent self-talk and on into her favorites which are Labyrinth, Unbroken, and Mission Impossible. After dinner, the two of us will walk along the promenade where she will reveal to me that she has never ridden a horse, and I will reveal that I am in possession of the sultan's stable keys.

Heck with it, guys. Tom Cruise AMA? Tom Cruise AMA. Let's do this.

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>trying to impress a lady with your impeccable taste in film
user, I…

Just ask her if she's ever been to Wisconsin.

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I could, but I had mixed thoughts because she was my housemate, and I didn't want the awkwardness of continuing to live with her if things didn't pan out

1. The Sound of Music
2. What Dreams May Come
3. Dances With Wolves

Yes, I have a penis. No, I am not gay.

Is this that Chinese chick who's clearly into you but you're too much of a sperg to act on it?

Oh god, how the fuck did someone remember?

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You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave (guitar solo).
Seriously, just fuck her already. Enough is enough.

True. Well, my other two housemates have left on holiday, so it's just us in the house. She wants to go out for a meal before getting picked up next week, so I suppose my window of opportunity is closing.

Why when i can just pull out my cock

If you have any interest at all and you don't give it your best shot, you will regret it. The memory of the missed opportunity will follow you like a curse.
Have fun out there.

Sounds like she fucks black males.

Yes, I've thought about that. In reality, the worst that can happen is that she shouts some Cantonese words at week and doesn't talk for a few days until she leaves. So, the plan is to go for a nice meal, maybe have some drinks (but that could be risky?), we go back home and put on a film (chosen by her this time). I don't really know the normal progression here. But I will tell her my true feelings, and if she accepts my words, I suppose that it's a pretty clear path to getting laid. Regardless, the benefit outweighs the risk, so I've decided to go ahead with it. I'll post a status update sometime.

I would NEVER try to impress a woman. They don't deserve it. They should be trying to impress me.

>tfw you will always be like this guy and not get laid but the girls arent even into you
I hope you bang her and she goes fill mantid on your bitch ass

Not my favorite but this shit works 90% of the time

>Back to the Future
>Midnight in Paris
>The Lion King

Best effect if you say them in that order.

Captain Marvel
She's all that
Wonderwoman

The Matrix
Jurassic Park
Inception

I get up and leave, because at that point, I know she's done.

>I'll post a status update sometime.
Don't. No one wants to hear about your pathetic ass asian fetish.

Thank you for the motivation

Okay, I appreciate your feedback

First I will throw on critically acclaimed short film The Augustas.

Then I will show her these three films : All That Heaven Allows, Far From Heaven, Imitation Of Life (The Director's Cut).

I waited too long for my Chinese girl user you don’t wanna be in my shoes because now she’s fucking an navy fuck

absolutely boyegapilled

a 3D girl thought I was a genius because I said the artist was about pride

True, but I've got an overseas job lined up; so this can only be a short-term thing at most.

>wanting to fuck a chink
Big oof.

For me knowing that I barely get any attention at all, and that she was actually attractive and I didn’t make a move before she got tired is killing me. I mean I’ll get over it but it’s not fun, at least try for me user and I can live through you

problem chilid
problem child 2: problem childer
problem child 3: the unreleased directors cut

Only need one, last time I watched The Nice Guys with a cute girl she ended up sucking my dick, so clearly thats the best movie to impress them with

>a lady
GETTING >HER VIBES
WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE IN THE FIRST MAYBE 5 POSTS

CONSIDERING ITS A Yea Forums POST CHANCES ARE MUCH HIGHER THAN USUAL

LEL, YOU PAINT A NEEDLESSLY VIOLENT PICTURE BUT ITS FUNNY

>impress a lady with your impeccable taste in film
Don't.

Dumb & Dumber
Amélie
Cannibal Holocaust

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Well, if she doesn't mind me saying - and beautify is subjective and all - but she is quite attractive

I'll try, I suppose that i'm in an uncommon situation, it does seem too easy at this point. I guess we'll wait and see this weekend.

Maybe a Coke to drink or sumtin.

*beauty
sorry

2001
A clockwork orange
And any Harry Potter, preferably the one with cutest emma

I'd probably instead just ask her what her favorite movies are

and she'd be all "i don't know" so I'd say "what's the last movie you watched and did you like it"

if she asks me to instead say my favorite I'd be honest and say Robocop. I wouldn't mention anything foreign or really old, and try to talk about movies that people have heard of. Give her opportunities to engage with what I'm saying.

Crank 1 and not 2
You want sum fucc now or what

The Pest
Biodome
Epic Movie

Blade
Blade II
Blade Trinity

1. Mâchoires
2. Le Grand Silence
3. Arbre

I Fidanzati
Stolen Kisses
Story of a Cheat

Didn't you say you guys slept in the same bed and that she's a fujoshi and tries to stick things up your ass?

Yep

Post a pic of her it's hard to imagine that she's attractive and acts like that.

Spy Kids
Spy Kids 2
Spy Kids 3

Paddington 2
The naked gun
She's all that

What Dreams May Come is truly underrated kino

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The Matrix
The Big Lebowski
Drive

South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut.

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>no Monkeybone
yikes

No, I did not

I apologise if you are confused with another person

Your film taste is irrelevant. If she's into you already she'll willingly suck your sick regardless of your answers.

based

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WOMEN KNOW RIGHT AWAY, AND YOU CAN TELL WHEN THEY KNOW, THEN SKIP STRAIGHT TO THE DICK

IF YOU HAVE TO WOO HER ITS A WHOLE FUCKING STORY, AND YOUR PSEUD FILM TASTE ISNT GONNA DO SHIT LMAO

I just skip the movie chit chat and whip out my 10 inch cock and plop it on her plate.

>based primate kino viewer
>fpbp
>also dubs
Beyond based, there must be a new word for this kind of poster. I’ll call it primo

>BE DUNSTON
>CHECK IN
BLAM

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hell yeah it is

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Silence of the Hams
Highlander
Brazil

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Il Postino
The Crying Game
Cannibal Ferox

Action an saves the president
Boat
Un homme qui dort

Das Boot
2001
For A Few Dollars More

Pleb enough for a decent girl to recognise but not entirely far from the truth

superbad, terminator 2, and paprika (2006)

I picked up a girl with a woody allen line once.

Oh Giga, you're so mature and interesting. I never realized how amazing boats are until I met you. My last boyfriend just watched chick flicks and Marvel movies. What a loser!

how do I know if a girl is into me?

>all these betas molding themselves after women
No one who does this actually get pussy. Cousin of mine watched all of naruto because of some bitch he never fucked then borrowed a sweater from me because some other bitch told him she didn't like guys who wore hoodies. The same girl went home with a hoodied guy from a club because he joked about it when someone mentioned.
He also wouldn't shut up about archers and airsoft with me so it was pretty funny witnessing a tryhard fail while an autist succeeded.

little nigga fell asleep real quick

Ilsa, she wolf of the SS
A Serbian Movie
Cannibal Holocaust

She will proactively attempt to spend time with, want to talk to you, spend time together

american psycho
on the waterfront
mulholland drive
I wish grills liked talking about movies more but most just see it as boring small talk or if they do it's about the latest rom-com starring kristen bell

> Lars and the real girl
> Sweet & lowdown
> Buffalo 66

Triumph of the Will
Olympia
Hitler: a Film from Germany

Hello Rogaine.

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>rise of the planet of the apes over congo
pleb taste

punch drunk love
the new world
mulholland drive

>You're trying to impress a lady
lol low test af

this
99/100 girls could not care less