You wanna get to him you gotta go through me

You wanna get to him you gotta go through me

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>*throws coke bag in opposite direction*

Did I ever tell you the story of when I made a porno with Spiderman?

>"yo Raimi you gonna do some lines after this doug?"

I hope you guys realize this guy lies and makes up stories all the time. Most of his dumb stories are just fiction or highly embellished

how can he snort coke and be so fucking fat, is that a lie too ?

It was 1985 in boulder colorado dog, I just got a bag of blow when this bitch started sucking my dick

- " Thought me, and these stars of det cocksukaa. Go fuck yo mada. We going deep Lee."

Love the Coco

I fell in love with Chloe Dykstra after seeing her in this scene.

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He's a good storyteller then.

*confesses to several felonies*

>You know I've been working with the government, right Ton'?

>cast in the sopranos prequel

get hype

because he ignores the appetite suppressant factor or he just counters it with weed.

And me.

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>check
>it's fucking real
oh shit

>Chris Farley
>John Belushi
>Ron White

Coke makes you skinny if your life is nothing but doing coke and being a junkie. People like Joey can just go on indulging.

>If this scene was made today

>Fags block doc’s path
>He gets aids from touching them and dies

This guy found his mom dead from drugs as a teenager so I don't blame him for being a coke addict, if you guys left the basement youd know that trauma leads to drug use. Also hes a fat retard and doing better in life than anyone itt so consider that when you shit post. He's a moron who lies but these are all cheap shots and you're patently retarded as well

Why are you so triggered by it?

any of you guys hear him talk about the cuban black magic he used to practice? i thought it was interesting but now can't find a clip of it. it was sort of in passing.

Fuck off loser. Imagine defending this stranger and putting down your fellow based anons

his story about his heroin friend who lit the apartment on fire was hilarious
>they got a whole 9/11 battalion out there
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the last two stories on this are pure gold, the black guy running around prison FREEZE and the one legged woman had me crying

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WHY IS HER JAW SO FUCKING WIDE

i'm shocked he's still alive. i think he over exaggerates his drug days for sure but no doubt he has seen some shit

Based Uncle Joey doing it like a DOCTAH!

If you'd ever done both you'd know that this doesn't work.

>He over exaggerates
I think if anything he's underselling some stuff. Joe Rogan laughing like a dumbass as he talks goes a long way towards painting his stories more funnyL and badass than they actually are

If you listen to his funny stories in a void, he comes off as an amoral sociopath who takes advantage of everyone around him.

It's probably to his advantage that people think he's lying because of all the times he's casually admitted to fucking metooing girls.

he takes death stars bro

I think this modafucka might be the funniest cocksuckah alive