What do we think of this?
Solo A Star Wars Story
I've never watched a single Start Wars movie, thank to god.
One of my favorite SW movies. Top 3 easily. It's fun and light.
It was surprising, not horrible but was doomed to fail coming off of TLJ.
Best Onionswars movie that Disney shat out. But not kino.
I liked it the most out of nuWars. Mayve it's bexause my expectations had been lowered so much bybthen.
>What do we think of this?
We don't think about Star Shit.
The lead in this movie was a better Han Solo than Harrison Ford was in TFA.
It's fine. I didn't like it as much as Rogue One, but it's fine.
Wasn't terrible, but completely unnecessary. Also everything you heard about Han Solo happened in the span of a week. Also Solo isn't his name.
I remember parts but might be from the other one.
I don't know, they're all boring and forgettable
It was okay, but kinda bland. I did like the actress that played Q'ira, though. She did well with what she was given.
It's a nice movie, The entire premise of a Han Solo prequel is very unnecessary, but it felt like everyone involved tried their best to make a fun adventure. The fact that it seemed so earnest and inoffensive was refreshing after the last movie was openly hostile towards the audience.
RESPECT WAHMEN
I didn’t bother to see it but it was shit
It’s almost too obvious Kathleen Kennedy changes 3 directors and so despite the excellent theme and world building early the movies plot decays rapidly into space opera until the final scene in the Crimson Dawn spaceship when you realize you don’t really care who’s siding with whom or why.
It's probably the best of the nu-wars fanfiction. Though I enjoyed my time in the theater more with TFA that was largely due to hype and novelty, i tried to rewatch TFA and got bored 30 minutes into it.
Solo probably has too many action sequences and not enough character building though. A great many unresolved questions especially about Kira (fuck you im not spelling it with the q') and it seems like an absurd coincidence that she'd find han randomly on some barge.
it would have been good if they didn't fill it up with explanations of where all han's shit came from.
it was fine. enjoyable and forgettable.
its like captain marvel and how fury loses his eye: the origin of his name is so fucking stupid that all the rest is just noise.
didnt even looked like a movie - all star wars done by disney looks like some sort of big budget fan film, nothing feels fresh.
legitimately really enjoyed it
I didn't think of Ehrenreich as being Han at any point though, for me it was just some random guy doing random shit in the star wars university
Least bad nu wars for what it's worth
it was pretty good
It was pretty good, just too dark and Han's name origin was retarded.
Also, the fact that they cut out Tag and Bink is criminal.
More like pretty cute
You know looking back at it. Rogue One should have been Imperial kino. Director said he didn’t want to over saturate Vader scenes but if that’s what people want they should just deliver it.
To elaborate, there were a ton of wasted scenes on the main character crew and if they dropped some heavy Imperial scenes in there the movie would be way way more enjoyable.
Best nuwars
Whens the sequel coming out with her training under Maul and becoming one of the most powerful and deadly sith lords in the galaxy?
Solo was loaded with stupid. Terribly written and bad script.
TLJ was absolute shit.
TFA was simultaneously OK'ish and shit.
R1 was prob the best but bland and also occasionally stupid.
... all Diz-Wars suck. I won't be able to do this after another one comes out because I am through with Star Wars now. It's over.
please never have sex
this is too funny
Only watched it because of Emilia.
It was aight.
It was nice to see more of the Imperial military outside of the stormtrooper corps. youtube.com
Excellent bait.
It certainly wasn't perfect, but it was good fun! I'd definitely like to see some of these characters again
How much screentime she have?
utterly disposable, but watchable and largely inoffensive.
The best thing to come of Disney in this franchise.
Maybe about a 3rd of the screentime. She also has one of the bet scenes in the entire film.
this shit is getting more and more unrealistic, lel
Generic movie plot with star wars references and woody hiralison for some reason.
I stopped about 2/3rds od the way thru
I do agree id like to of seen han in the Empire more
2/5 of the runtime, she has some good scenes.
Meh.
>Create a action movie with Han solo
>HIGH STAKES
>You know he and the hairy money are both fine.
There was never a reason for the movie to exist in the first place.
She is nice and that ..but she has some kind of albine goblina face
Nigga u gay.
Why do we like Emilia (and Dany).
> Emilia plays Daenerys (which she does well especially as time goes on, season 2 she was recovering from a stroke fine)
> Dany starts out as a sad mistreated roastie with a boring story, /tv and /pol generally hate her initially
> Dany has her awesome Astapor scene, acquires a lot of secret fans then and there but nobody finds the need to defend a muh strong wahmin character yet.
> She gets more and more powerful but is still selfless + always only wanted to be a tradwife, NOT a feminist. Most of us gradually come to think of Dany as a better character then the typical Hollywood muh strong roastie character.
> Dany is to be the bane of Hillary Clinton Lannister and the undead bugmen
> Actually a positive influence on her female fans... does not make them want to be selfish bitchy feminists quite the opposite.
> We all sense there was a great crime in how the character was treated at the end... and that is was done for social engineering reasons because an actually positive female character was by all logic set to go out the winner and the most popular female character ever.
> Emilia shares our outrage
We stand by our queen. So with that in mind is Solo worth watching.
She have the bong genes, so you know...
Didn't deserve to get shit on to the extent it did. Victim of circumstances mostly, although I will say the colour pallette is incredibly dull and the 4k Blu Ray might be the worst HDR disc I've seen. Looks like a muddy ash tray.
Rogue One looked fucking fantastic and had some great moments but the 2 main characters were offensively bland.
Adventures of Ewok level movie, just with more budgets and special effects.
Like all of the Disney-era Star Wars movies, it has a noticable lack of alien characters.
The villain in Ranger Solo, Dryden Vos, was actually sketched out to be a feathered dino creature. But that was scrapped and he was instead portrayed by a human with a scar on his face.
In the original novelization trilogy of Solo's origin stories, Han's mentor was also an alien. But that was changed for the movie, now he's just Woody harrilson.
The masked nemesis, Enfys Nest, was revealed to be... a human. Her gang of masked outlaws were all human. The destitute population they were helping against Imperial oppression we're, of course, (black) humans.
Forgot pic
Damn, it would've been better with this design. Nu-wars really somehow hates xenos more than actual empire itself. Their aliens all look same and ugly, and have zero characteristics.
>PREQUEL MOVIE IS BAD BECAUSE YOU KNOW THE CHARACTERS WILL LIVE
Holy shit I’m tired of this retarded fucking criticism. Do you really watch movies just to make sure the hero makes it out alive? Are you a woman? No story is ever about what happens to the main character in the end, it’s about the circumstances and events that brought him to that moment. The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly was a prequel, and that didn’t stop it from being the best in the trilogy. Henry IV was a prequel, and that didn’t stop it from being one of Shakespeare’s most popular and respected works. You’re an idiot, a moron, and a buffoon. Never post here again.
You like her because she's a genocidal maniac.
>Dany has her awesome Astapor scene, acquires a lot of secret fans then and there but nobody finds the need to defend a muh strong wahmin character yet.
what scene was this?
Lies
Im needing a Electrocardiogram bros, can this thread help me with It?
i like her because of youtube.com
It was doomed to fail regardless.
This movie is literally "top 10 han solo moments by WatchMojo"
except it's feature length. There's absolutely nothing interesting here. It didn't provoide insight into Han Solo or anything. It's the definition of a cash grab and it's good that it failed.
we're dead now
Not bait. Not him but I feel the same way. It was actually fun and the least stupid stat wars movie in the last 2 decades.
Its probably the most /fa/shionable star wars movie to date. Everybody's costume was on point. I think Emilia Clarke is pretty because of this film
Literally what?
There should have been three movies
Movie 1: young Han Solo. Planetbound on Corellia. Gets into small time trouble. Rides swoops and pos racers.
Movie 2: Han is drafted into imperial military. War movie. Han learns to be pilot Han becomes jaded, goes awol or is discharged. Introduce Chewbacca. Introduce Lando as quartermaster/war profiteer.
Movie 3: Han takes up work as a freighter pilot and smuggler. First movie with millennium falcon
Someone can post emilia fight webms?
>Almost 2 weeks since her last update
She dead
She's liking Ryan Gosling pics
meant to
I'm always curious about what the people who use the goblino meme look like.
Emilia filled that dress out quite well.
Honestly she looked stunning throughout the film and I wanted more of her
based
Infectious smile
> ywn run away from a set with Emilia in full Dany costume after she tried to break into it to show you around
Very
Patience, Emiliachad.
I personally prefer smug emilia
She liked a post from some dude with 300 likes 5 hours ago
The kessel run should habe either been a race, the entire movie (think "the gauntlet") or never shown at all
Bubbly Emilia > Smug Emilia
What post?
>being this much of a creeper
best one out of the new ones.
He is the one that made me check...
I don't think about it at all.
Isaw Emilia Clarke at a Tesco express in London yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything.
She said, “It's fine! I don't mind at all!”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she cut me off and laughed and pulled me in for a selfie. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her laugh and turned round to see her wave at me as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in her hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Oi luv, you need to pay for those first.” She turned around and said "I'm so sorry! I'm so scatterbrained, I didn't mean to!"
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, she realized she had forgotten her credit card in her car. I offered to pay for the Milky Ways and she said "Wow, you're so sweet!" and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I will never wash my face again
>paying shit to a millionaire actress
based cuck
>starts a holoSkype call
>activates lightsaber
>closes lightsaber
>ends the holoSkype conversation
Bravo Disney
Dude looks like pic related
He was just trying to show off to his waifu probably
I don't care if she's an SJW i wanna fuck the robit!!!
No one ever posts this other angle
I hated the TLJ with the passion of 100 incels sand I’m not even a Star Wars fan. I wasn’t planning on seeing solo as I wanted to stick it to Nu-Wars for being shit. However my friend (who I’m surprised even asked me) took me to see it with him. By the 10 minute mark I realized I didn’t hate the movie like I thought I was going too. I wanted to hate it so bad but it’s honestly a fun little romp that was completely unneeded. It isn’t perfect, it’s not surprising and the guy that plays Solo isn’t as charismatic as Ford but it works okay. Again not even trying to shill here the movie is basically just okay but feels like fucking Citizen Kain after that fucking abortion from Ruin.
Is this the night King?
Because i didnt had it, thanks
...and then what happened user??
she sounds great i wish more pastas made me want to kill myself from loneliness
Lewd
imagine emilia gets home from a long hard day's filming and she's had to do the same scene over and over again, as well as being sweet and outgoing and lovely to everyone around her, and she's just physically and mentally exhausted so she asks you if you can just sit with her and watch old friends episodes and eat snacks, so you both get into your pyjamas and cuddle up together on the couch and it's raining outside and a little while later you start to feel cold but don't want to get up so you grab a blanket and wrap it over the two of you, then she starts to fall asleep, but does a little jump as she startles herself awake before realising she's safe in your arms, and you feel her body relaxing as she drifts off to sleep again, and she let's out a little sigh, not of exasperation, but of comfort, so you squeeze her a little more tightly, and you can smell her hair and feel the warmth from her body, and as you begin to fall asleep you know that you are as happy as you could possibly be, because you are going to wake up next to emilia.
Dryden was a fun villain just a shame they went nowhere with him
Yeah, that's why Yea Forums constantly has Star Wars threads.
yeah like that but a modified existing pasta so its funny too.
also i have a specific duvet i keep on my sofa all the time its great.
>no belt
Pathetic
You guys think I'd ever have a chance with her? I look like Momoa (minus the massive muscles, of course).
you're tall as him?
Filthy robosexuals.
about an inch shorter
look at how deliciously fat and juicy her arms are
Belts are too formal
>he doesn't prefer the slim version
pleb taste
Imagine the warmth
Stop making the queen of /tv some fat tumblrina.
All emilias are great emilias
The fat ones are Lèse-majesté.
The last two episodes of GoT were quite enough of that.
Why is she so perfect lads?
brain damage. it's the only way to tolerate women.
Sad eyes
The reasons why we like her (we who generally are suspicious of women and despise muh strong roasties) is here.
robosexuality is 100% natural.
>some dude
That's the father of Emilia's godson
wrong and wrong. She isnt fat and she isnt tumblrina, she is normal human bean, and cute.
Because she's peak female performance
Yes. Prequels have no stakes if they take place a few years before the events the characters are known for. Good stories rely on actions having consequences. Then the consequences are already known, or not known but insignificant, the story is neutered, and fails as a story. This is especially important when the story revolves around a well known character.
Your rage is a symptom of lessened thinking, you have two examples, the exceptions, to a mountain of evidence that forms the rule. You might as well as brought out the trope of "what remakes are good?" and bring up "The Thing", where all evidence points to remakes being ass as a rule.
You should stop posting.
This is retarded. Were you on the edge of your seat wondering if Caeser was going to get away with it in Julius Caesar? How about when literally the first lines of Romeo and Juliet tell you that they die? Foregone conclusions are a valid dramatic tool and they have always been one you literal brainlet.
Are you saying that Solo is the Henry IV of Star Wars?
I know she isn't fat and I know shes cute but some blasphemer keeps making her fat.
Cool
>hi user, you did go see solo in theaters and buy a qi'ra action figure so i get to do a sequel right?
of course I did. Here, you can have it.
Yes I put it next to my Daenerys funko pop
I-i torrented it
>*cough* w-why didn't do you help me, user? Now my movie will never come out
>He doesn't have an alter to worship Emilia Clarke
I did go but I waited for the 4th week and no toy. I'd be too tempted to hot glue it.
Jesus, what's that from?
DELET
My basement
From a movie that never will released
haven't seen it yet you bitch fuck you and your son
Delete this, Emilia deserves a happy ending.
delusional amerinigger
All of you faggots can stop 'mirin now. I got this.
>Hey user did you see how cool the Night King's double bladed lightsaber was?
Above Suspicion
In real life she gets beaten to death with a baseball Bat by the FBI agent
She was pregnant too
Too late nigger my masterplan is already on action
Im already friends with her best friend
Dual wielding > dual bladed
>using the best friend angle.
she'll smell that deception a mile away, fren.
Well that is not very FBI of him
Step aside, she will be following me on londongram in less than a month
Gtfo swine
Her taste in men is compromised
Based
>implying
1 year from now i'll marry Emilia Clarke. You can't screencap this
Not quite as soulless as TFA but still devoid of any creativity. Corporate swill.
Boring as fuck. Even TLJ, terrible as it was, was more interesting than Solo. Also- except for Woody Harrelson- the acting was atrocious.
Do we have middle east bros here? Can you guys record the movie?
it was unironically kink. i honestly enjoy the new Star Wars films better than the original trilogy
*kino*
Well then put a baby in her as soon as possible, before it's too late. Hopefully you're capable of that.
S-she cant
>tfw shes 32 and i need to have 3 kids with her before she hits her late 30s
fuck bros im running out of time here why couldnt i have just waifu'd her 8 years ago when first seeing her
you're so optimistic
It was fun in the theater, but has zero lasting appeal. Thinking about it makes me angry. Donald Glover sucks
Yea Forums told me not to watch it. So I did just that.
Having anyone try to fill Harrison Ford's shoes is a bad idea and the boy Spieldberg picked at that Bat Mitzvah probably wasn't the best choice. He wasn't terrible but he wasn't Han Solo.
Aside from that it was a generally fun but pointless adventure with some fun scenes like the train robbery. Although Lando's sex bot sucked the life out of every scene it was in and is tied with Admiral purple hair feminism for worst Star Wars character.....way worse than Jar Jar.
Harrison Ford fucking sucks. He hasn't not phoned in a performance since 1990.
>why couldnt i have just waifu'd her 8 years
Literally me this past month, I could have used this driving force some time ago
cute Emilia coming in.
With the power of surrogacy and fertility treatments, I'd go for at least 4
The Fugitive was 1993, Clear and Present Danger was 94. I agree he hasn't had a great role in a long time but he was fantastic in his prime.
S O Y W A R S
Why did you not protected her smile bros
He was awful in TFA. Ehrenreich was way better.
If Emilia agreed to do a Me Before You sequel, would you go to the theater to see it?
I already watched Me Before You, alone. I'd no problem to watch a sequel
IF ANYBODY FROM THIS BOARD EVEN HOLDS EMILIA CLARKE'S HAND I WILL SERIOUSLY CONTEMPLATE SUICIDE
in the theater, though?
Watched it like 5 days ago after torrenting last year, wasn't bad but nothing remarcable, nice worldbuilding and emilia looked qt.
I could. My buddy's wife knows her from working with her charity. If I ever do meet her, I'll make sure to post the pic so you can see it.
Simple as.
I'd go with my sister as a cover up
Yes. Technically i won the ticket was worth it
I would Win Emilia's contest and go with her on the premiere
>Implying you'd have a chance among the sea of wahmen that'll participate
Im the three eyed pigeon, i know ill win
>wahmen
Back to r/greentext
>She won't stop laughing and making random comments about shooting the movie
>She won't share snacks
>She will keep pushing your arm
You can keep her
Funnily enough it's the best nu wars film
more like:
Snore-O -- A Soul-less Cash Grab Event
h-haha that s-sure sounds horrible lol
poo
Funny how she can't keep a man for very long. Maybe she has really bad B.O. or IBS.
THEY CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
No actor has the time to deal with her autism
i would try the arm trick in the first 2 minutes of movie
She's hyperactive, has ADHD and is super needy
Emilia If you're reading this i only go to gym and play vidya, i have plenty of time to cuddle you all day everyday
>Do the arm trick to distract her long enough to grab a hand full of popcorn
Based
>implying the security wouldn't beat your ass
Will it have a durka durka dub or subtitles?
biggest piece of shit in the entire franchise. anyone who liked this movie is a certified retard
checked
This is solo, not tlj
i think it will have the two versions
It was OKAY.
Worst moments:
Solo name origin
L-3
Maul
i would bribe the security to leave us alone
implying they wouldn't take your money and keep being her security so they can have her money too
The worst part was the revealing of Han Solo's name...
Solo was fine, its arguably the best from Disney Star Wars, or second best after Rogue One.
What did you expect?
Dumb name to begint with
TLJ was obviously the worst from disney, but that doesnt mean solo wasnt souless trash with spectacularly awful acting.
Well look at senorita special over here, not watching the movie the thread is about. Good job
I watched one (1) Disney Wars movie, the first one that came out. Went to see it on the big screen and everything, probably the first time I'd been to a shitty movie theater in a decade.
Never again. Burn it all down and hang everyone responsible.
This still doesn't work unless Disney somehow magically stops existing. I'm tempted to buy into the fact that this could work, but we haven't had a decent trilogy since LOTR.
He's kinda right, though. We already know what happens in both of these movies before we ever watch them, and that's probably why neither is that great. If you already know the story and the outcome, there's no point to watching the movie.
Disney obviously made a very deliberate move to deconstruct everything cool about Han Solo, Luke Skywalker and the old OT. The message was clear - old Star Wars is over, buy the new Star Wars merch. The old characters are over, buy the new characters.
Why are you surprised they made a character they're trying to get rid of forever look bad?
adequately swashbuckling
Yup, count me in for another positive Solo watcher.
Think the rest of the sequels and prequels were dogshit but Solo was actually enjoyable fun.
Why Solo flopped?
Because production was a mess, director changed on the last minute, movie refilmed etc
Because it came so soon after Last Jedi pissed everybody off. If they would have pushed it to winter and kicked Nutcracker to whenever or a Disney Channel original they probably would have been better off.
Someone have the webm of Emilia fightning Solo?
>fighting?
TFA was actually worse at least in TLJ the feminist leadership of the SJW new rebellion is shown to have predictable feminist incompetence.
Its the ONLY good Disney nu wars flick. My expectations were super low though going into it.
2 capeshits came out within a month of it.
Just imagine the amount of dicks our girl Emilia has taken
brehs....
Emilia a qt, movie was beter than expected but not great, still better than the sequels tho.
there are another scene where she disarms him
am I supposed to believe she punched him and everyone around him accepted that this small female would be strong enough to punch him causing him pain enough to double over?
Something about suspension of disbelief
4>5>6>1>Solo>7>3>2>8
Cute but dangerous...
She's so FUCKING HOT there holy shit
all those dicks shes taken and ill never be one of them
bros its not fair shes so perfect
Emilia Keira Metz best Emilia
Savannah Emilia best Emilia
Looks like she needs to take a bath
Every Emilia is best Emilia
She looks like she smells like flowers though
Fuck this shit movie and fuck shills
no one is shilling this movie, faggot
N-No...
Solo is actually quite meh, just like TFA, although not a bad flick like TLJ. The only good NuWars movie is rogue one btw.
But I rewatch it sometimes, just for Emilia.
the guy who played han was all wrong.
>take han
>cut out the 25% of his character that people actually love, because its not pc
>profit??
No one has an actual opinion on it because no one watched it.
also Lando was all wrong. they made him some standoffish black supremecist type rather than the clear friend of han.
I watched it. it was bad all except for the old white guy in it, who surprise surprise was made into the villian and died by the end.
>rather than the clear friend of han.
why would they even be friends when they only meet for the first time in this film
it wasnt just the first time, it was apparently the only time until the original trilogy that they meet.
In any case there was literally no development in their friendship. Lando came off as a hateful black supremecist and han came off like that feminine kid who plays han in dungeons and dragons sessions.
This. There was no way those character types would become close friends. Also Lando ruined by robot thing/
Honestly, it's not bad. Refreshing after the shitshow that was TLJ.
It's certainly unnecessary, but it's the best Disney SW by a longshot.
But fuck that stupid feminist robot.
feminism is a pretty extreme idealogy shunned by the majority until maybe the last 5 years where the media has gone full push with it to normalize it.
how long till they do the same with similarly extreme groups? how long till we see a good guy white supremecist robot dating a main character in a positive relationship in a star wars film?
The writing was weird. He's clearly exposed to the makings of a rebellion in Solo, but in Ep. 4 he shows reservations about joining the rebellion, as if this is his first encounter with it.
This Emilia always makes me think of this
also after witnessing and knowing the feminist robot he treats 3P0 like shit. theres just no connection between the characters because they took out the edgyness that wasnt pc.
Plebian taste.
t. not going to make it
Bloody Based Lad
get off my room, cuck
Best TIE Fighter coming through that never had any official model kits produced.
I had Hope for Solo. But then I saw her pussy.
The first 3, which are really the forth through sixth in the series, if that makes sense, are bretty gud. The rest are shit though.