HOW CAN SHE SLAP?

HOW CAN SHE SLAP?

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>get slapped by roastie
>turn into Chad
>marry and have children with Asian qt
BASED
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The hero we needed, justice was eventually served.

>tfw i went to some shithole club the other night and some dyke slapped me for calling her gf 'cute for a gay'
>gave her a cheeky jab back and watched her head bounce backwards
>i get kicked out club, so does she, bouncers give zero fucks about the situation
>i walk opposite way to her and turn the corner
>circle back around to get a taxi home and shes waiting at the bottom of the road
>i go up to her and apologize for hitting her, tellh her that she shouldnt assault people though
>she apes out, swings for me again and i lamp her with a straight
>knocks her straight down to the ground
>she gets back up and tries to run towards me
>grab her by the arm as she runs towards me and throw her to the ground
>her head smacks in to a wall and shes knocked unconscious
>people rush in and begin recording
>guy comes up to everyone and shouts "I SAW THE WHOLE THING, SHE ATTACKED HIM"
>her friends are lifting her unconscious body off the floor, she begins to gain consciousness and continues to try and ape out but her friends are literally holding her up at this point because shes dazed as fuck
>walk away and realise l must have dropped my phone in the chaos
>tell her gf i dropped my phone
>gf goes and picks it up for me and gives it me back
>thanks.jpg
>go to mcdonalds and get a mcdouble
>go home in taxi

pretty good night.

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such high level of kino

Sounds pretty trashy but fun. Also how can you only eat 1 mcdouble?

>a poo denied his justice

BLOODY BASTARD

i usually buy two but was pretty full from all of the alcohol i had drank

FUCK WOMEN

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