What happened?
What happened?
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It's brutal.
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extremely boring podcast
Nothing, he's still great.
He lost his edge.
>YOU GON ICE THAT MANGY MUTT YOU PASTY WONDER BREAD MOTHAFUCKA
Please Nia no, it doesn't have to be this way! We can find him a new home!!
>PUT. THE STEEL. TO. IT DOME.
I'm... I'm so sorry old friend...
>YOU TAKIN TOO LONG CRACKER JACK
*aroof?*
*BANG*
*violent sobbing*
>HAHAHAHAHAHA THAS RITE ONLY ONE BAD BITCH IN THIS HOUSE. WHAT BAD BITCH OWNS YO PASTY FAGGOT ASS??
*sobbing* Y-y-you, Nia...
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This. Not only did he lose his edge, he broke down. This could have happened for a number of reasons, but I want to believe that he's liberal at heart and he saw that his toxic attitude must have comeuppance so he decided to marry far below his level and not be so much of a toxic asshole.
>tried to listen to one of his recent podcasts
>sounds like he recorded it in a trashcan with a 2 cent microphone
>audio mangled
This millionaire can't figure this shit out or what? He's been doing it for the longest and does it the worst.
PO dead.
he has lost his edge because he is happy. He was single for so long, dating the random woman for a year or two but nothing serious, he was always bitter, jaded and from a working class background so he was always raw, edgy, honest and never gave a fuck. Then he got happy and married, a kid and now hes selling out stadium tours in america and massive theater tours internationally.
Honestly one of the best events to happen in stand up comedy is the fact Louis CK got #MeToo'd, if Louie comes back with a special or even a show, he will come back with grade A louie, his work was always the best after his divorce, he became jaded, bitter and didnt give a fuck, the best comedians are always those three things, Louie was making mad money and then crashed down hard, thats how you make a foundation for a great comedy special.
He is not from working class.
> he has lost his edge because he is happy.
i know youre a fan and all, but could you be honest to yourself? there is no fucking way that he is happy. no man could be happy with a wife like his.
he lost his edge because a person with an edge cannot survive on hollywood anymore, no because his ugly wife and incognito kid make him 'happy'.
yeh youre right actually, but he comes from that sort of area and had a lot of history with the tearaways around Boston etc
he is the happiest he has been, hes still a ranting angry old man but he loves his daughter to much and he gets along with Nia really well, he has life fulfillment and to top it all off hes a hyper successful comedian.
Netflix
Serious Answer: Comedians very rarely have more than one good special in them. What you see in a show is a lifetime of work fine-tuning and testing with audiences.
he doesnt care
>He's been doing it for the longest and does it the worst.
fucking this
>"heh heh whoops, the mic got unplugged"
>those moments when the audio only comes out of one side
fucking billy bitch tits needs to get his shit together
I hope hes streaming when he slams his helicopter into downtown LA
he sounded happy when he asked her out
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idk about you incels, but it's not hard to date or be in relationships with people who are politically different if your lives don't revolve around politics
Are there any based comedians left? Louis is cancelled, Burr's a cuck, Patrice has been dead for years, who's even left?
when will he pay his brother the money he owes him?
kill yourself
>because I want to kiss you.
bill burr you animal
The fake accent ginge needs a swirly in in a diarrhea filled public toilet. I wouldn't mind seeing nikki force feed him logs either
I always thought that this guy and Norm McDonald were the same guy
im sure he, gingger and twerk queen are very happy indeed, a dream come true.
They aren't called the "niggers of Europe" for nothing, user.
its ironic because you posted another ginger, german + irish person who loves the darker ladies
Nick DiPaolo, Owen Benjamin, Norm Macdonald kinda
effortful friendo
He's not an ugly man, how come he married a tranny tier nignog?
I just remember listening to one of his podcasts and he and his wife were talking about the consistency of one of her shits for like 10 minutes while making jokes you'd expect out of middle schoolers "I'M GONNA FART IN YOUR MOUTH" etc.
You have to go back.
Jim Norton and Bob Kelly school of radio/podcasting.
Nia and he got old
This. Norm is cheeky but he's never made me laugh out loud like this dude used to. Louis will always be the king of modern comedy though.
Also George Carlin is a hack
>Owen Benjamin
not funny and is a schizo. His unBEARable schtick with his fans is cringey as well.
he was scared of dieing alone
Jimmy Carr
my gf is the politically same as me.
Bill doesn't have any political beliefs though, that's why his woman can walk all over his. He'll make a statement then say
>eh but I'm an old white guy what do I know?
Red Sox and New England Patriots superfan. Most annoying fans in sports, even more than Yankees, Cowboys, Raiders, and Cubs fans.
AND THE LOVELY NIA
DUDE SPORTS LMAO
and he likes fucking LIVERPOOL
what's wrong with cubs fans?
nothing wrong with this
what the fuck else is he going to talk about?
Pissing people off, dating, bildeberg meetings, bitches, shooting people, the end of the world
He doesn't know basic English. He says retarded stuff like "i could give a shit".
His podcast got neutered because he cant afford to lose ads and he doesnt want blowback. He keeps his edge in his act and it is hilarious. I was there when he did an abortion bit for 15-20 and made women leave and one mental breakdown it was fucking hilarious
So it's like Tom Segura where once his wife is involved you wonder if they were ever funny in the first place?
Nothing wrong with liking darker girls but Nia isn't really good looking one.
>what the fuck else is he going to talk about?
he should just read emails desu
this, what the fuck was he thinking?
>Owen Benjamin
He overdosed on redpills and swallowed any and every conspiracy theory thrown his way, no matter how fucking dumb it is. He doesn't strike me as a retard, so I think he's just schizo.
lmao didn't see this one before
I bet you're a fucking riot at parties aren't you?
you know who uses that expression?
I'm sure you know all about how the reddit communicate, don't you?
how many months/years until THE LOVELY NIA dumps his pasty ass and takes half his shit as well as his kid?
isnt he married with alicia vikander?
she isnt black.
more like mediterranean.
very racist to pull all people that are not white ad black, user, youre hurting your own arguments here.
>grew up in wealthy suburbs outside of Boston
>daddy is a dentist with his own practice
>middle class
Kek get a grip nigger. He’s a cliche rich kid from the suburbs with a ton of white guilt and other weird white guy shit going on. No wonder he married that obnoxious lazy nigger.
he used to be with it and then they changed what "it" was
Are they even married? I remember Bill warning against legal bindings.
Bill's a big believer in 'do as I say not as I do'
he loves the brown
Acceptable oucome
I take it you didn’t hear about Louie’s surprise nightclub standup. I listened to it and it’s pretty darn good
BIG
>YOU PASTY WONDER BREAD MOTHAFUCKA
i did but my point is him doing an actual filmed special
He lost his hair which closed off his crown chakra.
make total sense, he plays a character, nothing more. no low middle class white had any sort of 'muh token nigger' feelings because they are too worried about their own problems.
oh jeezuz
the reality is that it's our fault
make sense, imagine a german, from his generation, who didnt learn to hate his own kind? impossible.
if bill argued for nia to get rid of her pitbull you guys would be all for it
>youtube.com
He wanted to leave the hospital and never come back and when he finally held his child he didn't feel anything
Look at his dead eyes
and now hes obsessed with his daughter
Every episode he brags about how long he hasn’t drank and does that forced laugh.
Probably because he was in the same room with kimmel
>_____ _____ __, _________.
>he decided to marry far below his level and not be so much of a toxic asshole.
Me also. Preemptively JUSTed myself.
engage in intercourse
Imagine quitting smoking and drinking just because you want to see a lil niglet grow up that looks nothing like you
He had it at age 50, hes still going to be pooping his pants when its out of high school and chimping out
Patrice's death fucked him up really bad
Motherfucker used to use his phone (old service let you call a number and register audio). He has had shit quality almost longer than you zoomers have been alive.
Curb your expectations.
I was not wanting this. They got a kid. Let us hush.
He started getting a paycheck from Netflix. Breaking Bad, then F is for Family. He schmoozed among the ultraliberals and stayed on his best behavior and stopped talking about bankers, he lost his anger and his act began to stink. He sold out. (Yes, Bill, you sold out, and you worked hard to do it, too. Enjoy the money.)
I still listen to the podcast as it comes out, Mondays and Thursdays. Still a fan. I'm waiting for the day he has Fuck You money and can go back to being himself.
Niahaters: she's bad SOMETIMES, but other times she's great. If anything I like the honesty of their relationship. They're way more fun together than Tom Segura and his psycho "wife".
Kek nope.
>They got a kid
not for long
rip Cleo :^(
he did the right thing. Cleo was from an unstable home, and Bill is a moron who was getting his dog amped up before he learned how to control his temper. not the right dog to have a kid around. But he still loves her and visits.
Bill is fucking great I tell ya.
Oh snap!
The funny thing is, Nia never asked Bill before getting the dog. She just got it one day. Bill was hesitant at first, especially about it being a pitbull, but he ends up falling in love with it. Turns out it does what a shitbull does and bites his friend, so when the baby comes he has to give it up. And this is the woman he decided to marry.
Nothing. He's still 100000 times better than internet memers.
When I heard he went on his show I knew it was going to be a disaster. That shit was cringe
Patrice died. Bill can't run his life without him.
His wife's daughter
oh shit I didn't know it was Nia's. black female pitbull. of course.
big bear is happy and funny
he started watching anime
He tells the story on a podcast. iirc she just called and told him there's a dog at home. she expected him to come home alone to a shitbull that didn't know him.
>fifty minutes of club material
>a "special"
NA comedians are so fucking lazy. Gargle my balls and write.
is this for real?
low class people are kept there, social mobility in the US is a myth and last existed when people like my grandfather were making the modern equivalent of 70$ an hour working at a GM plant with a 6th grade education
the addiction for sportsball its the last place for the poor bastard.
lets, for a moment, remember that he is the "producer" of a short film that ends with nia with a shirtless black man.
> "producer".
and some people try to create a fanfic that this guy is "happy".
worst: the same people who engage in this 'he is a happy family man now' are the same faggots who dont care about abortion, theyre doing the bit because they cannot cope with the fact the they spend so much time and energy with a sad, pathetic and desperate cuck.
>ghostbusters 2016 cast member visitng cancer patient for photo-op
kek
Yes.
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Bill's a scumbag.
Lost
Probably sucks the chromosomes out of his dick, and will never leave and probably outlive him
It's sad to see how someone who rants about the thing that ultimately will be his own demise
>All these "fans" commenting on how great he gets along with nia
Bullshit. He constantly says passive aggressive shit about their relationship in his podcasts. And lets not forget where they were talking about their plans for the future where nia said he should move to vegas, get a residency gig, and he could do that while she went shopping everyday and that would be their retirement. That was a deep fucking silence before he said "im not going out like that" to nias confusion.
She is the gold digging racist sjw whore that blue balls ranted about his whole life. But he was terrified of growing old alone and lets her run over him and changes every opinion to fit hers "to avoid conflict". He unironically defended black on white racism on rogans podcast a few months back. He is going to nosedive a helicopter someday and its too fucking depressing to watch anymore.
>He is going to nosedive a helicopter someday
Yup
I used to love Bill on Rogan, I've watched them all at least three times. That argument about podcast hosting with that fag is still my favourite. The last one I watched was the one after the 1000 mark and it felt off.
I couldn't watch one minute of that shit, let alone another podcast by that jew. His views must've dropped after he started doing his shitty excuse for a podcast right? I know he has some high profile people on but I haven't watched anything from him since.
The only good part was Bill tearing apart the jew and him getting really defensive
He married his worst nightmare. But he still funny as fuck tho. Just as not as "redpilled" as he used to be.
You know Bill is going to auger the copter into the house yelling "I just want my goddamned dog back, Nia!" before it all bursts into flame.
He had a Leslie Jones fetish that couldn't be satiated.
Dummy, he'd been with Nia for over a decade before they got married. He was with her when he was pretending to get along with Anthony on O&A.
He only blew up because of O&A, and then he found out that only gets you so far, because O&A cunts are cheaper than Vos, and don't pay for anything, so he went Hollywood, because he likes paying bills.
Stop pretending he's some patron saint of incels and NEETs.
His father was a fucking dentist, dummy. Remove your mouth from his taint, it's embarrassing for you. He worked in warehouses BRIEFLY because he was a spergy young adult telling his father to fuck off by doing it.
"Why am I taking a selfie with this woman who isn't Nia?"
Or,
"Ah, christ, I'm gonna hear about this later when I get home, when Nia sees this picture with another woman."
Why do niggers hate dogs?
BLACKED
dilate
queen of the fields...
Yeah, IIRC she just picked up a random shitbull one day at the streets and brought it back home. At least she didn't pick up one of the crazies which are usually abandoned to die at the local pounds.
If you told me back in 2014 that Bill Burr would be a cuck and Louis C.K. is based I would've beat you brutal.
>I was there when he did an abortion bit for 15-20 and made women leave and one mental breakdown it was fucking hilarious
wait what?
She probably hoped it would kill him
>more than one good special.
Chapelle has two.
>YOU TAKIN TOO LONG CRACKER JACK
Chris Rock has two, Stanhope has more than two, and...yeah, that user is full of shit, he was probably sniffing pompously like Jim Norton while pounding that into his keyboard with his thumbs.
I didn’t liked Chris’ Tambourine Special but Bring the Pain it’s an undeniable classic. Also
>Chapelle’s Bird Revelation
It’s one of the most based stand up routines I’ve ever seen. It’s just him opening up and shit and he even gets to the point where he talks about (((them))). I was actually worried about Chapelle after seeing it.
>What happened?
There's no more room for novelty. History as we know it ended back in 2013. We are approaching zero point at terminal velocity. The jester meme is a subconscious manifestation of this collective malaise. Keanu is the sad clown.
Get right with your creator, the days are getting shorter.
hmmmmmmmmmmm
Shit, guess I can't really blame Ol'Billy bitch tits for going down the dark path.
Her gums are eating her teeth
Joey Motherfucking Diaz.
Stanhope will always be based as fuck
>Catalog
im sure her knees are also too sharp for you
What the fuck are you talking about? You deserve better Bill
>from a working class background
That's what they all tell you, but it's not true.
My favorite fan fiction is that his dad as a dentist worked with the mob. As a doctor he helped them discreetly, taking bullets out not reporting it etc, and helped his son out by giving him spots in a comedy club