Is there any kino movies about gods?

female genital mutilation is based tho

>Tiziano's shitty remake
I'll stick with Giorgione's thank you.
It had more SOUL.

She's Venus you barbarian, it's pagan

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She cute

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Not talking about your image, autist.

this one is great

Yeah, sure.

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I, Claudius miniseries

religions that don’t depict their gods are so bland and unimaginative. It’s like “wow nice scribbles, I totally can relate to the stories wow”

Pigs fuck Mohammed in the ass in hell.

Are you a child? Why do you need pictures in your stories?

Are* you fucking retarded subhuman

It's really not though.

Your prophet was a pedophile and is burning in hell.

I'm Jewish you retards

ALALALALALALALA JIHAD JIHAD MUHAMMAD DURKA DURKA JIHAD

move aside plebs

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Most times they just cut the roast beef. Even in extreme cases it's so they don't turn into whores which is a good thing.

Even worse

I had a girlfriend who looked like this once.

I love this film

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They will turn into whores anyway, it doesn't do anything. The biggest slut I ever knew was a Muslim girl from Sierra Leone who had her clit removed.
All it does is make them more sexually frustrated and less able to cum, which is bad for intimacy.

No you're not, because Jews have no prohibitions against it either. Only Mohammedans are autistic about that. Cope, Ahmed.

testing testing 1 2 3

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Why is Indian religion so autistic?

Wow, this reminds me of the good old days before phones when I went to my friends house and would jerk off in his bathroom to a book of paintings from the Louvre that they had as poop time reading material. Some fire bitches in there.

kek

I used to do that with Macy's magazines' lingerie sections when I was 13.

>autistic
kid, indian religion is the most based religion
christianity is the autist religion

>t. autistic street shitter who prays to elephant people and 4-armed smurfs

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Why is she a woman? It's unrealistic. Fucking SJWs.

well im not a poo, i just disagree that there religion is any more autistic than any other religion, what makes it autistic?

greek mythology is the goat, prove me wrong, pro tip you can not bye

thats what happens when you have half abbo blood
youtube.com/watch?v=mPne-q4ynts

>elephant people and 4-armed smurfs
Sounds based. Anyway it's better than schizophrenic tri-partite God who is actually one.

Pumping Iron

>flat

>tfw no vengeful corpse goddess gf

Speaking of street shitters, Tarsem Singhs Immortals wasn't very good but had the best god kino visuals

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where is my modern bible cinematic universe produced entirely by mel gibson?

Goddesses are kino. There's a reason muses are a thing. Also
>not making up a bunch of perfect divine waifus and shaming roasties who fail to emulate them

*screen goes dark *
>Icon Productions presents..

>A Mel Gibson film...

>*The Revelation"

>2021
*a trumpet blast rattles the theater*

The Virgin Mary is already perfect for this role though.

The Virgin Spring

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yeah, even in a religion without a pantheon, there's a "goddess" to foil the eternal roastie