How much better would this show be if they gave Chris Hansen a glock, and at the end of each segment instead of the paedo getting arrested, Chris Hanson would just execute them at point blank range?
How much better would this show be if they gave Chris Hansen a glock...
Evan Peterson
Kayden Peterson
Imagine the battle
Lincoln Sullivan
oh he might have went on living but he made one fatal slip
Isaiah Long
Could I get Hansen to just execute me anyway?
Anthony Jenkins
That'd be needlessly dark and would take the comedy out of the show. Jesus user. Take a break from being edgy will you?
Angel Baker
it would be better if they gave the bait girl a glock and had her shoot the perp in 'self defense' when he tried to kiss her.
Zachary Hill
hansen shooting you in the head, execution-style, should be the official federal penalty for pedophilia
Aaron Stewart
>Hard Candy starring Ellen Page
Matthew Rodriguez
How about at the end, Hansen hands the perp a gun loaded with just one bullet, and now the perp has the choice to either take revenge on Hansen, battle it out with the cops, take his own life out of embarassment, or do well...nothing? That would make the ratings go up, I reckon.
Easton Ramirez
It would only last one episode because Chris would be arrested for murder
Carson Campbell
Vincent would have left that house a free man with Hansen's scalp as a souvenir
Lucas Campbell
As a society, unfortunately we're not quite *there* yet to make kino like this. But give it time
Oliver Sanders
>nu/tv/ is anti pedo
Y I K E S
Levi Brown
Not if they filmed an entire season worth of episodes, dispose of the body each time, and only air the first episode after they've already filmed them all. Literally nobody would find out about the murder, the paedos probably aren't telling people where they're going so when they end up missing there'll be nobody to pin it on until the episodes start airing
Owen Nguyen
Murder only applies to the unlawful killing of humans. Pedos aren't human
Landon White
No, that would be entrapment.
Lincoln Anderson
your moral faggotry offends me
Ethan Bailey
Why do niggers call guns 'glocks'?
Matthew Brown
Gabriel Phillips
Not sure if trolling or retarded
Ian Turner
*pulls out glock*
>s-sir
*cocks glock*
>n-NO SIR I-IM S-SORRY AAAAAAAAAAA-
*BANG* *BANG* *BANG*
>well, no more home-cooked cookies for you
Cameron Cox
You're not thinking like a TV executive. The most entertaining option would obviously be to make it a game show
>pedo enters bait house
>gets dropped through a trap door into an arena
>has to run through a course while evading gladiators trying to kill him just to escape with his life
I bet the ratings would go through the roof.
Sebastian Ramirez
Would unironically be worse. The interrogation room scenes and arrests were kino
Ryder Turner
now this i would actually watch. imagine tex sweating like a fat greased pig in the first 10 seconds after he sees the first gigachad with a battleaxe rumbling towards him
Evan Baker
This.
They should shoot them towards the end of the interrogation
Noah Powell
What did he mean by this?
Austin Lee
is the programme allowed to show these suspects, name and all, without permission?
Aiden Jackson
honestly though, did he really expect to score a chick looking like that? I mean, even some prostitutes will refuse to have sex with that.
literally what is the thought process here?