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seinfeld is unironically superior

I'm a literal antisemite and I agree with this.
He is a fan of vintage Porsche and that makes him better than any thot on this earth.

>he likes old thing he good person

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He's my Hero!

nobody said hes a good person

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>bitches are surprised in the age of #metoo when guys reject their physical advances
YOU DONT SAY?

seinfeld is almost a billionaire
he made only 1 show
it happened to be the best sitcom in history
he never acted again, hes superior to 99% of hollywood

lel this was way before #metoo, Jerry just didn't even know or give a shit who this dumb cunt was

>david lunch foundation
lol

>dumb cunt
Doesn't she have a super high IQ or something?
I remember talking about it as a cope back in the day.

*her fans talking about it
I don't know any songs by this woman and have only seen screenshots of music videos with lots of glitter.

>I did an online test
>It said I'm smart!

Yeah but Bee Movie.

Maybe he's a fan of bad puns.

This but unironically.

>a female initiated hug is gon get you #meetoo'd

Cool headcanon nazi now fuck off back to your own board

absolutely based

In one of his stand ups, he said he did it because a friend asked him to. It was a bit about friends and what you owe.

Kinda cool how he still does stand ups from time to time. Saw him once.

>Jews are good because women are worse

Based and blackpilled.

>The #metoo #nothanks Matrix dodge.

Keanu taught him well.

Seething

>some cum dumpster tries to force you to "hug" her because reasons
Yea, fuck off bitch. I'm with the Jew on this one.

OMG vintage Porsches and Radwood cars!!!

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you cant put a sóiboi wojack next to whatever you dont like, i bet knowyourmeme didnt tell you this ;)

yes now get off my fucking lawn

he can and he did

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based schizo

The exact moment Jerry dodged Hepatitis C.

And the dozens of demons attached to that witch. Look at her jacket- it is loaded with pentagrams. She is a known satanist for all you kids new to the program.

Based. I'm sad his career is dead.

Bee Movie was literally a shitpost and still managed to be entertaining for kids.

>tfw got dumped
>shaved my head cause I was drunk and sad
>gf wanted to meet up
>show up fat with patches in my head totally bald and the other parts just fucked beyond belief
>watch be-movie at the cinema for some reason
>never see her again
Good times lel

that was literally him fucking around and paying respects to Maldraw

based bee jew

I'm with the jew on this one, he had probably never spoken to her in his life. Just because you're two famous people in front of cameras doesn't give you permission to touch strangers

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are you me?

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is this ultra instinct

Christ I hope there aren't two of us

>Moments before Pitt's bike accident

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Is Ben fan of the Architect?

It unironically will. Remember the post-wall roastie trying to use a video from 20+ years ago of her flirting with Weinstein to show how much of a "monster" he was?

>got dumped and felt a strong urge to shave my head
is this a thing?

The Virgin Dodge vs. The Chad Embrace

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Another high test architect.

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Ke$ha attempts anti-Semitic groping. Why does she still have a career ?

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BRAD NOOOO!

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you sound retarded

is tom cruise really that big?

Maybe it's a cathartic rebirth sort of thing

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how could he be sure that light thing could support his weight ?

i think this "man" might be gay

You have no idea

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>nobody will believe you

Jesus christ user what the hell's that got to do with this thread?

that fucking smile kek

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It's a thing among women. Pretty sad thing to do if you're a guy though a shaved head on a man looks better I guess.

it's like i'm on fark

I used to hate this guy until I saw him fondling his 12 year old daughter

Ass.

That was his son

lol

>Her smile and optimism: gone

Was this an AMOGGING would you say?

That's not fair, Chris is being hugged by a really sexy girl, the others are slags.

>checking out a fatso with a flabby ass
Is that the lowest point in his career?

Only on Yea Forums being outed as a nonce would improve your standing, stay based, lads.

What's his name again?

holy based

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Imagine being Paul Feig. Imagine agreeing to take this picture. He must get off on this, that's the only explanation that makes sense

I don't consider myself a racist but Leslie Jones is literally a gorilla in human form

Cope

I hate niggers but she’s so ugly she had to develop a personality. I want to hate her but she’s a funny chimp.

Well then you probably don't want to see the leaks of her getting assfucked by a cracker.

based ben

Cape

BASED JERRY DOESNT WANT TO GET HER AIDS AND ASSORTED SKANKERY

THOT STATUS: PATROLLED

>kesha
Pfffffffffffhahahaha
No hug for you, fridge goblin
How's your own career going? Ah, not so good, what a shame bbz xoxo

>Can ya believe it? This BIMBO tried to hug me, but I'm not having it! Not this time!

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I really enjoy the show but could Jerry had been as successful as he is if the show did not exist? I just feel like he is portrayed as this comedic genius but all he ever did was play himself on his own TV show.

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moments after disaster struck

"OH SHI-"

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> Boomer liking old luxury car
Wow, sounds like a worthwhile trait. What next, a deep apprecitiation for quality whiskey and golf?

STAYVUN

I'm just amazed he ever got a career off the ground. He seems like the world's biggest wimp.

BOOMERCOP VS MICHAEL CERA

LEAN-OFF BRO

FINAL DESTINATION

>THE BOY IS BACK!

I REPEAT

>THE BOY IS BACK!

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You're in luck, there's at least three of us now.

Ben Affleck fucks literally everything

>all he ever did was play himself on his own TV show.
Except he and Larry also did the writing and showrunning, m8. Him being an actor in it is incidental. The success of Seinfeld IS demonstrative of his talent.

No... I AM!

Based

Are you defending Weinstein as a dindu now?

Are you the user that is a hollywood insider and Ben was super rude and laughed at you in front of some girl? if true don't worry user, JUSTice will be served.

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better yet

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pagliacci clown

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I wanna sniff her butt lol

He was always innocent because it was always consensual. Still degenerate though, but completely legal. Roasties just want free cash.

That is a man trying his best

He literally did nothing wrong though.

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She looks sexy even when sitting on a couch
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Moot looks like THAT?

Good lad, do not be tempted by the Jew tits.

Racist never consider themselves racist you dummy

"GO BACK TO ORSIMER!"

Ask an actual white supremacist if he considers himself a racist and see what he says

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>
>>got dumped and felt a strong urge to shave my head
>is this a thing?

It's a thing that WOMEN do. Men who do it are feminine weaklings.

Anytime you see a woman butcher her hair, something traumatic or traumatic in their little pea brains happened. Megan Kelly chopping off her hair after Trump raped her over and over again is the best example. But you see it a lot

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Yes I do

Isn't Seinfeld a massive SJW and inner city liberal?

Chris can quite literally get away with anything

>Rich NYC/LA Jew
SJW no, liberal yes.

Dude likes offensive jokes but doesn't like racism.

I understand that he played a role behind the scenes as well and I am not downplaying that it is one of, if not the best sitcom. It just makes me wonder if he would be treated so highly as a comedic genius if he did not have the show.

>if only you knew how bad things really are

>that one guy from "the thing" who got burned to death staring at him from behind

Dan Schneider

Well he's probably just reading the shirt first but admiring the thickness after

>Isn't Seinfeld a massive SJW and inner city liberal?

go on

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woman only seek to hurt us

one of us

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imagine sniffin her seat

>beats his solo flick by a long shot
>has a sequel on the way
>makes him retire
oops

LA CREATURA

He was a successful standup comic before the show. I mean i just think your question is strange since the show obviously is part of the equation. It'd be like asking if Einstein would have been as celebrated as he is if not for general relativity. The obvious answer is "no".

whats the deal with this guy when landwahles get posted

Metropolitan boomer liberal like the other user said. He made some remark about not performing on college campuses because they're hypersensitive.

That's impossible

He had Obongo on comedians in car getting coffee.

Yes they do. Only "racists" aka people libtards accuse of being racist but really just have common sense, say they aren't racist. Because they're not. But they should be.

picture taken just before she shot up youtube HQ

are porn stars celebrities?

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Would he had achieved something as great as Seinfeld if the show was never created.

Like if you look at Bryan Cranston, yeah he had success with Malcolm in the Middle but he is now celebrated for Breaking Bad. You could say he was successful before but Breaking Bad took his career to new heights. When it comes to Jerry I wonder if he could had done anything else as successful.

What is this picture

Some disgusting british porn star had some kind of contest and the winner got to star in a porn shoot with her and this kissless virgin won

HIGH TEST

Haha what the fuck, I almost forgot it was the current year there and BOOM

Hey Nasim Najafi Aghdam is a saint, don't you dare compare her to this trashy hollywood "actress".

/ourguy/

one of the shots in human history I'm mildly jelly of

but he must've pissed his pants in those moments, if only a little bit

you dont experience emotions like 'fear' when you have the love of Xenu on your side

why did that bloated rape fantasist do that ..?

garrett surely counts as a Yea Forums celebrity

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THATS DISGUSTING
ANIMAL ABUSE /Ape Dressed up an made to perform

I want LEA /Police an animal control involved

did he do it

>disaster

WHO THE FUCK was so High /on METH they did that Horrible sweaty dirty shitty beast ?

Did they get swallowed inside

didn't porsche make engines for nazi tanks?

LMAO

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no

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based and redpilled

and how!

>she’s a funny chimp.

Show me one joke she made that is funny.

this picture says a lot about society

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porsche himself designed tanks

Explain this image please

Looks like she whispered it to him.

This denerate witch bitch from redpleb ...
he had freaky sex with women= all agreed .. then weeks months years after he still bad Guy

Hope when older an mature u never have boy son when you grow up..

And that disputes my post how?

Every success story in showbiz owes it to a bit of luck m8. You could only speculate, but no. I think what he and Larry were working together at the right time at the right network.

what the fuck is going on here

This looks like early concept art for Megamind

meth head slut

Who took photo?

I kinda wonder who makes these kinds of youtube comment section posts. Older anons mostly?

One of those pictures where the lighting helps absolutely nobody

UTTER RUBBISH .. attention seeking shit . like starving , cos had bad sex ..

>virgin
>didn't cum in a second

The show was given to him because he was a comedic genius.

That there is the face of a happy man.

she hates NigNogs after husband banged that new princess , when ginger Princes was crashed out at at coke party at sandringham , wait to see that monkey kid looks like him wills an other kids , Fact all Over UK media

>he hasn't developed stamina after constantly masturbating all these years
that's a bit embarrassing user

what the fuck was he doing at the end? why was he jerking himself off instead of fucking that disgusting slag?

kek

Nigger knows he should be shining shoes some place

What is Ride thinking at that moment

This, he is also so used to only jerking of that in the video he has to jerk himself off in order to finally cum

Fact ,
she has done two rehabs inbetween films

he probably wasnt able to get off and she was tired of him fucking her so she made him fap until he was about to cum

>he doesnt know
you're missing out on a lot of laughs

>my feet hurt
>i wanna go to subway
>zack can we go now
>i wanna make some paintings
>yuh

meant to reply to

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What did he mean by this?

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You're a loser lol

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kek god that's sad

Shouldn't you be off somewheres growing your beard and being offended at stuff

Thanks, grandpa.

it is, but he's still based because he went through with it. No doubt every virgin loser ITT would have pussied out

She cute, would fondle her little ass/10

based zoomer

Cool, two pedos grooming two little girls
Based Hollywood

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>eating spaghetti out of a dog bowl
do actors really do this?

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Pretty sure Ezra isn't into little girls but into little boys

The Architect crafts only the finest high test women.

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not her Grandpa ??
she was in Detox place then Priory ,
Its all over gossips places

Thats the BASED EVER MARRIAGE in
LA LA .. cos =LOVE OK

>eating a porn stars pussy
Why

you know he is still thinking on a comeback

learn english motherfucker, try again, this time do it like you know what the fuck are you talking about.

>pussy
user...

Were you having a stroke when typing this?

its a picture of a /fit legend. also the video is really gross.

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Based on her competence as a lyricist and her general behavior I would assume not and, even if she does have a high IQ, she's one of those people who's intelligent but thick as pig shit; like a high spec gaming pc with Windows 95 installed.

Tom is going to murder Bieber in the ring. Xenu don't play nigga.

>tfw this but unironically

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your mom

What? Is it a tranny? Either way my point is it's both disgusting and pointless. It's the equivalent of going down on a prostitute.

>fucks british slag raw and cums inside

absolutely based

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>mada mada

>"no thanks"

How is she supposed to get moist?

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a lot of porn guys jack themselves off to finish

Yes I do

Spit on your dick and slide it in

link?

Your chadly demeanor

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E-EMMA, WATCH OUT

Yep. I’m thinking he’s back

cursed

>ravioli ravioli give me the alimony

a satellite

What did google do to m00t?

That prince is a lot taller than I thought he was.

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hes about 6'3 i think

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are they all looking at him?

Look at how jealous he is of that chad builder.

The ground is the wall

el diablo del refrigerador

Underrated

The Devil from the Refrigerator?

based footfag

wouldnt it be funny if that was MEW instead?

He's rich and famous, of course he isn't a 'good person'. You don't get to be rich and famous if you aren't a piece of shit to some degree.

>believes in demons
lol

Is this Naomi Scott? I googled her and terry richardson and it appears it's been scrubbed from the internet

>messy eater

I knew there was a legitimate reason I dislike her.

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I don't understand. Why is Grimace in this photo? He wasn't in Ghostbusters.

>ooga booga grug no like big nose

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Spit on a prostitute's pussy and see what happens.

MOGGED

>ywn save her

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based Michael Gove

Jesus Christ I want to hug him and just let him know everything will be ok

Me in the back

>why is this fat guy hugging m- oh god he stinks

Me on the right

100 endurance

Seinfeld was never funny. The show can be entertaining from time to time when I don't have anything else to do but it was never( read NEVER) funny. It's highly overrated. For all the faggots who always jump to conclusions, I don't hate him, I just don't care.

She's objectively a good singer. Her music is eh

Did it work?

This, but unironically and without the gay overtones.

I don't know about super high IQ, but she is genuinely a good singer and writes some solid music. The whole retarded party girl schtick was forced on her by her producer.

>he fugged my waifu she's no longer pure muahhhhhhhhhhhh
Get a fucking life, loser.
He had the power and it was most likely always consentual( not that there's anything wrong with rape).

Wtf, again?!

He did some shit wrong. But a lot of these bitches sucked a dick to get a part. They got the part. They're whores, not rape victims.

you have sisters, don't you user?

You replied so you care even a little bit.

Looking a little chubby there.

w-what happened to her

This.

The only ones complaining are the ones that stopped sucking, therefore stopped getting parts.
P.S.
Streep, Hathaway and Close didnt have to suck dick to get cast, theyre just good at their job.

Aquaman was just plain better.

Seriously, no jokes aside, that one of a few photos taken of a missing girl and the last evidence of her being alive. She was never seen again, no body found.

This was a great scene. Idk what it is about Bambi Blacks but man she makes me nut.

Is that you, Stephen? Do they let you shitpost from jail?

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Solid work.

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Nigga what? I thought that was one of the girls that one dude kept in his rape dungeon in the back of his 18 wheeler truck cab. Didn't they find her remains? Or am I just retarded and getting things mixed up?

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Obama was kind of the originator of all this SJW stuff. He was a shit President who didn't do anything economically liberal in the wake of the worst financial crisis in nearly 100 years. And to distract people from that, he made everything about race and feminism.

What? The dude has never put more than twenty seconds of thought into anything in his life. He made a career making airline jokes and exploring the mundane, he's never had to. I know ya'll shit on Colbert but check out this interview, as soon as he tries to make a reference to something whimsical yet insightful Jerry's brain can't comprehend it and goes into overload.

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He's got a striking resemblance to ReviewBrah right here. Like looking into the future...

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>we are not "alolwed" to call that a monkey
I'm not even racist AND EVEN THEN I CAN SEE SHE LOOKS LIKE A MONKEY

quoting an "i'm 14 and this is deep" line from a shitty indie band isn't insightful.

Kek his fly is open too

Okay but that's the difference- you took in the material, formed an opinion with context, and disliked the line. Jerry clearly can't wrap his head around what le beard man is saying and so his brain automatically thinks it's a joke or something.

she doesnt even have facial expressions while shes falling

They don't call him Buttman for nothing.

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Also Pulp Fiction

Just grow a breakup-beard and shave it retard

Don't worry, the alimony curse is lifted

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I FUCK THE MUSIC I MAKE IT CUM

Thats what every day death grip fapping does to you

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look at all that shopping!

It's 1am and I'm a bit drunk. Also, posting is comfy. Suck my dick.

I can see you're trying so just imagine someone chuckled

H O T

Girls fucking in exchange for money isnt rape

Yeah pretty sure the champ ate her arse too, the dirty bastard

what happened to him? why is he in jail?

R patts claiming beyonces black pearl