Happy birthday anne frank

happy birthday anne frank

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Ball point pen.

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Who?

I would

Ellie Kendrick

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Apparently her diary also included stuff about masturbation and other things that were removed from published copies. Anyone have any excerpts?

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i heard they buried her alive one evening 1945 with just her sister at her side

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How would the outcome of the Civil War had changed if there was a 8 months pregnant Anne Frank?

Anne Frank's birthday is 3 days after Natalie Hershlag's!

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Oh, yeah isn't she that fiction author?

Anne Frank would be 90 years old today. We owe her, and the millions more who perished, infants to the elderly, to never forget their stories. We must teach future generations about the murderous horrors of the Holocaust and the danger of seeing fellow human beings as "others."

Is it normal for a goy to play Anne Frank?

>and the danger of seeing fellow human beings as "others."

Goyim please.

did they fug

Anne frankly i don't care.

pfffffffttttt

>The Nazis are coming for Bran

Agreed. The only way to honour the victims of the holocaust is to slowly wipe out the peoples of Europe through mass-immigration.

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sneed

Who knows...
Noice

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I'd wear her like a lampshade.

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they're already showing signs of being real droopers, such a shame

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>Nips at normal height for breasts with any weight to them
>clearly positioned pointing out
user stop your unearned nitpicking of good women.

>the danger of seeing fellow human beings as "others."
that's rich

or "nip-picking", if you will.

I’m Jewish, and actually been inside Anne Frank’s house.
The lesson is if you have children, don’t be a retard and stay in potentially dangerous areas with them. They had fucking years to escape.

Never forget the 20 million

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Forget the 30 million? Who could forget the 40 million!

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40 million, only four hundred, what's the difference? it was still a tragedy

ah bloo bloo

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THE ONLY GIRL I EVER LOOOOOOOVEEEED

That actually makes me feel better about myself.

absolute unit

AND NOW SHE

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Shove it up your ass gay boy. Anyone who isnt apart of my race is an "other"

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Much better.

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NY comedians are so much better than LA industry faggots, the Comedy Store is basically just full of comics desperately sucking up to Joe Rogan, SAD.

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Holy fuck i know that guy, he always does the thursday night movie showings at AMC as “Fan Events”.

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she's much older than I thought!

Tell him he's fat.

The girl that got married to a confederate soldier. Had a kid, went back in time, and gave birth to Charles the V of spain.

rip dat bih

bruh...
what's the deal with this /his/ meme? I see it frequently enough, but don't know its origins.

>going through the grocery store
>see Ellie

Do you shoot your shot? How?

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IIRC pregnant Anne Frank started out as a copypasta poking fun at Yea Forums, got turned into porn, and then people started making threads trying to come up with which alternate histories theories lead to Anne Frank becoming pregnant. Confederate victory in the Civil War is the most popular of them.

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it's just so bizarre
>Do you shoot your shot? How?
consensually, without protection

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fanks bro

threadly reminder that ywn ever EVER run your fingers through Ellie's hair

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>when dad exposes your private journal to everybody on the world for some shekels
damm...

>488 lel
would you expect any less?

Don't remind me

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I wish I could save her in some sort of time machine.

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OOOOOYYYY VEEEEY

based fpbp. thread should have ended here

she looks like lena dunham in this pic. gross.

i'm almost numb to the pain

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Hodor

Post more pregnant Anne Frank. I need to fap

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I've never read Anne Frank's diary only because she was kinda my type and I didn't want to fantasize about a dead girl daily

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When you were young you were the king of carrot flowers (means good with a dick) hehe

She wishes that was her futanari cock.

Based and oldfagpilled.

She looks so much like my ex only cuter

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top Lel

a GALLON of diary?

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>We must teach future generations about the murderous horrors of the Holocaust

I'm doing my part by educating the lay public on the genocidal firebombing of Dresden in 1945. Truly, it was the worst holocaust of the war. Never again.

:)

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Anyone have that picture of Anne Frank during the battle of Mogadishu?

It looked so fucking greasy and disgusting in that GoT episode tho

I know that feel. Dated a frizzy haired redhead with the same face.

I'm dating someone else now but still getting a feel.

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Underrated post

We were probably dating the same girl... fuck...

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Oy vey, reported.

Post a sfw pic of that redhead if you can

I LOVE YOU JESUS CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIST

neck yourself

Why even live?

it was DISGUSTING

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fookin' get out of this thread. her hair is legend.

They had the best WWII skits
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The version I read had all that stuff, I think the stuff her father cut out was on the first editions.

Hey user, diaries are lame. I am a streamer now

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NICE FEET

imagine wanting to fuck a dead jewish 13 year old so bad you make a whole album dedicated to her

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Thanks. Always cracks me up

im reporting you, pay more attention in holocaust class. also dont forget the great state of isreal in your will.

Why do people like this jew? She has hairy arms and looks like Anne Frank.

She is also a stupid sjw who had a breast reduction

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>breast reduction
Wasn't she flat as a board anyways?

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>The origin of the "ballpoint myth" is the four-page report that the Federal Criminal Police Office (the Bundeskriminalamt or BKA) in Wiesbaden published in 1980. In this investigation into the types of paper and ink used in the diary of Anne Frank it is stated that "ballpoint corrections" had been made on some loose sheets. The BKA’s task was to report on all the texts found among the diaries of Anne Frank, and therefore also on the annotations that were made in Anne’s manuscripts after the war. However, the Dutch investigation by the Forensic Institute in the mid-1980’s shows that writing in ballpoint is only found on two loose pages of annotations, and that these annotations are of no significance for the actual content of the diary. They were clearly placed between the other pages later. The researchers of the Forensic Institute also concluded that the handwriting on these two annotation sheets differs from the writing in the diary "to a far-reaching degree." Photos of these loose annotation sheets are included in the NIOD’s publication (see The Diary of Anne Frank: The Revised Critical Edition, 2003, pages 168 and 170). In 1987, a Mr. Ockelmann from Hamburg wrote that his mother had written the annotation sheets in question. Mrs. Ockelmann was a member of the team that carried out the graphological investigation into the writings of Anne Frank around 1960.

Yes but she wants to get rid of them completely

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i like her, but all my girlfriends tend to look like guys

>The "ballpoint myth" is based on the simple fact that, around 1960, two annotation sheets with ballpoint writing were inserted between the original pages. These texts were written by a graphological researcher, and are not included in any edition of the diary (apart from the Critical Edition, where photos of the annotation sheets are reproduced). In July 2006, the BKA found it necessary to state in a press release that the 1980 investigation cannot be used to call the authenticity of the diary into doubt.

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And she's a dyke so it's a waste of time.

ballpoint pen was invented in the 19th century and widely available by the 1930s

Does any anne frank material cover the reality of nazi trannys?

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I thought being trans was good?

As opposed to obsessing over hetersexual women on the internet, which is a valuable use of your time

Nice axis propaganda, retard

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>Dresden was small
>therefore firebombing Dresden was okay

I am genuinely in love with Anne Frank. She was beautiful, witty, and graceful young woman who light was snuffed out far too early.

I frequently fantasize about being Peter van Pels hiding with her.

Oh god, just imagine deflowering that sweet girl on a lazy Amsterdam afternoon, lying and learn what each other's bodies were for.

Now imagine nine months later, she's got a massive bulging stomach from carrying your child inside of her and it seems like she’s gonna pop any moment now. Her popped belly button makes it look like she's got a giant third boob where her stomach once was. She waddles around and can barely move half of the time. She's developed an insatiable craving for your dick and you've likewise developed a taste for her pussy. You’re both cooped up in an attic all day have nothing better to do besides fuck like an unsustainable third world population. You lie down on your back, she strips off her almost comically too small clothes and kneels on top of you. She grabs a hold of your rock hard cock, inserts it deep inside of her, and begins to ride you like a stallion. You feel the pressure from her incredible weight and huge round belly bearing down on you but the indescribable pleasure of her tight pussy throbbing on you cock negates any discomfort. You sink into her beautiful soul, into that secret place where no one dares to go. After 30 minutes, you and her are both moaning with ever greater intensity, you know it won't be long now. Suddenly, you feel your cock shaking like a V-2 rocket and the orgasm reaches it's climax as your cum literally explodes like an 88mm AT round inside her Sherman tank, blowing the turret right off. You and her both join as one, souls screaming from the sheer ecstasy. As the elation wears off, she lies next to you. Too exhausted to do anything else, you simply hold her in your embrace. In that moment, there is no family squabbles, no Nazis, no war. Just you and her, watching the sky turn pink with the setting sun.

Any kino for this?

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