Black mirror striking vipers

The sending nudes doesnt make sense because you're sending pictures of your real body.

This is like getting mad because your husband is sending r34 sexts of Ryu and Chun Li to his m8 Bob.

The guy playing Lance was only 25% gay though. He picked a chad and fucked a cute virtual cutie.
The other guy is 100% gay since he wants to be the girl and get fucked in the ass

the equivalent to this episode is having an anime avatar on VRchat
surely erping as a girl is less gay and more autogynephilic/sexually dysmorphic

>WHERE DOES REALITY AND IMAGINARY START

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>virtual ERP with your friend is comparable to letting your wife have real sex with real men shooting real cum inside of her real womb

Thanks Mr. Booker.

yea what the husband doing is pretty gay but thats next level cuck letting the wife get dicked down for real

>surely erping as a girl is less gay

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If you kill somebody in a videogame, it's not considered a murder
So why would fucking a man in a videogame be considered gay?

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Is rather strange that a fighting game would be this realistic, and if it really was possible to have sex, why wouldn't you just be with a NPC?

The NPC couldn't tell you that it loved you and mean it, still not gay though

Fuck, this scenario had me diamonds the whole time

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>you were born too early to have nohomo sexx in a fighting game with your bros

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I get that the dry jumping was gay and the talking about shaved balls was supposed to be gay but they got into it pretty quick once they were in VR

He explained that it felt like fucking a doll.

you could record yourself, loving yourself like what to say and do and have a female NPC play it out like an AI improvises and improves and so on, effectively you'd be screwing yourself.

The dude said he tried banging NPCs and other players and no one blew his back out like his pal.

Also the entire premise is dumb as fuck because they wouldnt take the time to model genitals and make it possible to fuck in a fighting game. You would lit6be able to subdue and rape your opponent

Karl was full gay. He almost went crazy because he couldn't get his virtual pussy railed by his best friend

You idiot, everybody knows it’s cheating. We’re arguing about whether or not it’s gay.

desu I always fantasized other women sucking me off whenever my ex did it . it's kind of a shitty thing to do but she turned out to be a whore whatever lol

but they both feel the sensations of sex so its not just visual replication

If it takes that to get off, you have the gay.

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Just for a laugh or for the fun of it? Not gay. Exciting because it's taboo in your community? Borderline. Jerking off to the thought or image of fucking a dude because it turns you on? That's gay my dude.

here is your YOU

That wasnt explained either.
Did this nigga cum in his pants or did he just brain cum?

Like okay if you didnt real cum then you still have nut juice ready to go. Just fuck your wife retard and everything will be fine

>gf walks in on me playing The Witcher 3 during a sex scene.
>now wants to have sex with another man to make it "fair"
>she got the idea from this episode
fuck black mirror

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None of those are sufficiently analogous to a situation where 2 people are role playing as 2 different people in a virtual reality. Not only is the sex not real, you're interacting by proxy through characters which don't exist irl. It's equivalent to high-tech cybering with a dude on WoW.

Is ERPing as futa elves with other anons gay?

You're willingly letting yourself get sexually pleased by another man. Doesn't matter if he's a she in the video game it's still a dude doing it to you. You're gay.

HAHA that's pretty much this fucking episode.

I agree, but let’s just say there really is something crazy good about having a pussy filled with good dick. Maybe it was like a drug and he couldn’t help it. He experienced something we could never actually know

>Maybe it was like a drug and he couldn’t help it
Is this why women are sex obsessed sluts with no self control

They could have made it not gay.
Like it would still be SUPER weird, but Karl giving an impassioned "I love you" and the fact they'd fucking cuddle afterwards was what made it next level 100% confirmed homo

>the prevention of aids
sounds like a win win

Based and VRpilled

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Didn't his wife cheat with that couple outside the bar?
They stared at each other and she came back extremely late, extremely drunk, with her dress undone.

No she was just jelly

this, romans/greeks used to fuck asses but it wasnt gay as long as you werent a soft boy bitch about it

His wife went crazy too when he stopped fucking her.
My man got a magic dick.

There's honestly nothing wrong (or gay) about a couple heterosexual bros having "gay" sex as long as they wear a condom because it's not really touching. It's all indirect stimulation.

I just have one question after seeing this episode.
What was the point of this scene?
I thought it was going somewhere but it didn't.
Were they trying to bait and switch us into thinking he was straight, but we already thought that because he was married. Or were they trying to bait and switch us to think he was going to cheat with a woman, but we had 0 reason to believe that.

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What's wrong with being gay anyway?

it’s gay. However I’d argue it’s less gay to get ass fucked than to fuck dude ass considering you may just enjoy the stimulation of getting your ass fucked and can be done by a dildo and with a woman. But getting off because you are with another man is just gay

It was pretty obvious they were both bored in their marriage

Where were you when you realized this episode did not star Will Smith?

He was bored with his marriage and suburban life and wanted some excitement

Why is it that the only other 2 games those niggas played was Tetris and Pinball?

black people only play fighting games and fifa

I didn't get that from that scene. He's just people watching and daydreaming. I do that all the time. How does that translate to boredom.

I think in Flacon's mind he was fucking the character. I don't think he was thinking about his friend. He just didn't have anyone else to experiment with. His friend was gay becuse he could only enjoy it with Falcon.

Are you dense? They explicitly mention they are both bored

He was staring at her asscrack daydreaming about plowing pussy

it’s dirty and degenerate. AIDS was supposed to open peoples eyes to just how disgusting it is. You are almost 20-40x as likely to get aids through anal sex than vaginal. Also uncircumcised men are about 6x as likely to get it through anal than circumcised.

Whoa.

u gay

The wife would definitely have cheated eventually. When she pulled the "I COULD GO FUCM WHOEVER J WANT I GET MEN HITTING ON ME THE TIME" is the shit women say before they cuck you.

its been a year and im still salty about that bitch

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Not in that specific scene. He was alone.
I was staring at the asscrack of a big black man who was delivering a sofa to me while he was struggling to lift it from a truck. I sure as hell wasn't daydreaming about plowing his ass.

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Honestly idgaf if it's gay or not, if I had the possibility to become a woman for a few minutes, get fucked and experience female orgasm at least one I'd do it in a heartbeat.
No with a friend though, that's gay.

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>the next game they say ok let's do a serious fight
>start making out immediately

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It’s strange to me how anons make these so quickly for no reason

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>no reason
Lol

Also what does roxettes pussy smell like

This episode resonated with many people here

What the fuck is this injustice? that combo lasted forever.

I thought the whole season was garbage but when they finally met up and decided to kiss in real life it was a pretty well executed scene.

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They really didn't give it a chance though, if he had leaned into the kiss and used his tongue he would've known for sure if he was gay. Maybe a quick blowjob to completion to be sure?

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>Skeet Nuggets is online
>Skeet Nuggets is spectating
>Skeet Nuggets is offline

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Someone explain how is this gay. Looks like heterosexual sex, to be honest.

So black mirror succeeded at outing closeted gheis

Anyone struggling to understand that this brings the homosexual thoughts to the table isn't that safe with their current sexual preference

>Gay black main character
>They still manage to get him inside a white women
I'm impressed Netflix

why didn’t they have boners irl

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Why are you people so fucking gay?

The realization that its gay only sets in when you say Exit Game and realize you just virtually busted a nut in your bros ass
I am not going to say its 100% gay but it isnt really 100% straight either

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Nice post

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This is how two straight friends act. Totally not gay

>mom I finally got a part in a show

>busting a nut in your bro's digital vagina is gay

if anything it's only gay for the catcher who is roleplaying as a female character

Bruh you're at least bisexual at this point

Think about the direction: "pretend you're a black man who has a boner for his friend and finally gets a chance to fug"

Funny how some people only watched the episode just to have an opinion whether it was gay or not

Is it just me or is the episode made 10x funnier because they're black

They're not gay they just got addicted to something they've never experienced before especially Karl.

Anybody who says they're gay is a closet homo themselves.

Sounds like the only good reason to watch it to me

>>
that shit gay dude

>kiss me dawg, we gotta see, NOM'SAYIN?
it definitely did

Kek

Cuddling with your best friend who's also your bf is the best feeling in the world

Smithereens was good tho

>*make out for first time*
>sheeeeeeeiiiiiiiiittttttt

What the fuck happened to this guy anyways?
Seems like we never have threads about him anymore.

>if you have any sort of sexual boundaries, that makes you gay!
nah fucking a vr girl that you KNOW is your best friend just to get your nut off is pretty suspicious. if you wanna go the route of sexual orientation is sliding scale than they both are closer to gay than they are to straight.

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Because of the stereotype that black guys are manlier. If it was too white guys we wouldn't even be having this discussion and just accept that they're fags.

>giving pleasure to another man is straight
nigga you gay

If you jam a fleshlight up a dudes ass and then fuck the flashlight is it gay?

Asking for a friend.

It was female character's ass or pussy, not really a bro's ass. The only kind of gay part of it was Karl insisting it had to be his friend. If you could do it in game, you would not do that unless it was a girl player behind female character?

Hes in jail possibly for life

>putting your penis in a vagina is gay

it’d be like if your friend held the flashlight for you. you decide if that’s gay

If they just stopped at no homo sex I might agree but their cuddling is pretty gay

I don't think so. Would you still think it's gay if he didn't know the guy he was fucking online had a penis irl?

if you really think it wasn't gay, u gay

>all closet gays that got triggered by this episode
Just come pot already you'll be happier

And then you came super hard while looking into his eyes and cuddled after

which one is gay, Yea Forums?
>your best m8 dresses up as a woman and legitimately looks like a woman. you bang him in the asshole and you both get off

>your best m8 dresses up as a woman and legitimately looks like a woman. you use some sort of sex toy where he wears a fake vagina and it pleasures his dick. you never make skin contact with him

>your best m8 is able to get off just by dirty talk. you whisper in his ear dirty talk until he ejaculates. no skin or fluids ever touch you

if you answered anything but all 3, i have some bad news for you

none of the above

>Would you still think it's gay if he didn't know the guy he was fucking online had a penis irl?
no, and that's the point here. he does know, and he still does it. he willingly pleasures another man. thats 100% gay

What I find weird is that they never switched roles, Karl always wanted to play the girl.

Maybe they were a bit gay.

All three of them are gay but I would do the first one no problem when he looks like a woman
t. slightly homo

>you will never play this game online and rape everyone you fight

nr. 3 is hella gay, the others are fine.

All 3 are gay faggot
But 3 is mega gay

>masturbating to gay porn isn't really gay

Ewww.

just because you want to suck off topher grace doesn't mean that episode was good

I was thinking this too. Imagine going up against a better player who proceeds to suck your dick instead of performing his finishing move. You’re stunned and can’t do anything but endure the sensation

Imo if it's your bro you know really well it would be gay as fuck. But a random dude you don't know IRL is fine tho

Lmfao

not comparable because we dont have pic related. those little buttons are the game changer that make it gay

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Who's topher grace again? He was the weakest actor in it if it's that guy from the 70s show
The UK cast shat on the us ones

Hot

Dilate

If a lad sucks your willy thorough a glory hole and then you nut in his mouth but you never see his face is it gay?

you do realize that the african community as a whole has more homosexuality than any other, right?

if you imagine a girl behind that hole than nah no gay

of you were naive enough to have never believed it was a man then no. but I could never use a glory hole because I reckon there’s a 105% chance that there’s a dude on the other end

youtube.com/watch?v=diYS8jyOcFc
you decide

>bros just chilling
>to get "even" wife just goes out to find random stranger to fuck

Why didn’t they invite her for a threesome? Were They that gay?
They could have had her be the man.

Fellas, is it gay to wanna tap this?

youtube.com/watch?v=Sz2uPHDk5r8

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you ever had a friend bring a gf around? no one likes a 3rd wheel

Yeah but black guys are always depicted as "manlier" in Western media when the black and the Latino community have the most homosexuals than the other races.

because facts be raysis n sheit

after watching this im leaning towards not gay

Simulated sexual pleasure. Not actually gay.

You think you can also fuck in sports games as well? I wonder if they would force the players to get their genitals measured for realism.

BASED ENGLISH

to make it more realistic they should have had immigrant arabs shooting spunk into her womb in a gangbang

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I'm no faggot but I have fucking a ladyboy in my bucket list.

they receive pleasure in real life though so its gay

no because it's not a bearded 6'2'' 210lb black man

>they don't wanna have a quick shag with the lads in VR then got the local pub to have a pint and banter about it afterwards

Americans are such prudes.

get ya dick out Jeffrey
Come on Jeffrey
Get ya dick out

efukt.com/21671_When_in_Thailand.html

What a legend.

here's a hypothetical...

if they were both playing male characters, then decided as a goof to plow eachother in the ass in the game, but neither one came, nor did they feel any sort of pleasure

is it gay?

Imagine walking in on your husband.
Wired into some gaming console and looking like he had a stroke.
Eyes rolled back in his head, foam at the corners of his mouth but also a raging boner in his pants and a wet patch from where he came.
You leave the room in disgust.
When he logs out he acts like nothing ever happened because he has absolutely no idea how pathetic he looks while plugged in.

Thank you black mirror. I will never do this shit.

without locking the door to the room first at least

Let me make this easy for you.

>Exchanging nudes
Not acceptable behavior

>fantasizing / day dreaming
Fine

>banging whores
Not acceptable

>fucking your bro in virtual reality
Not acceptable

This is my favourite black mirror episode

YES

no it’s because they never have to be responsible for their actions because white knight faggots who want to get in their pants will always protect them from the worst criticism/consequences and they never have to learn their lessons

We were watching the madlad go at a ladyboy, too distracted by our screens to realize the Scottish princess had been released unharmed.

>tfw you will never be balls deep inside your bf and cum as hard as you can

why can't VR get this good?

webms are incredibly easy to make.
the program is literally named “webm for retards”

obviously not. stop asking stupid questions.

YEAH! YOU LIEK THAT DONTCHA, BITCH?

Even having sex with other men isn't gay as long as your on top and not the one being fucked. The ancient Greeks and Ottomans understood this concept and many upper-class straight males in their societies would have young boys to fuck on the side.

This episode has a nice message. Make love not war.

Say you’re ready to be a single motha.
Say it bitch.
Yeah say you wanna raise that lil nigga alone.

better luck next time boomer

yaaasssssss! I fuck all yur friendz!

>cum in your bro
>not gay
Okay then...

Nah, getting another man's shit all over your dick is faggoty as hell. Don't lie to yourself you diseased fuck.

There is nothing gay about dominating another man and making him your bitch, in fact it's one of the most alpha acts one can do.

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Can you unironically imagine what technology like this would do for the world.
Its the death of incels and roasties.

Whatever happened to this gorilla looking bitch

Only the guy who is pretending to be a woman is gay. Even then not so much because fucking a trans women is not gay. Also they never had real sex only sex online.

So yea it wasn’t gay.

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Haven't watched this, but did they know about them fucking their avatars?

>fucking a trans women is not gay

This is beautiful. This post is amazing. It's like a bait needle in a haystack. Its nestled so neatly in between a regular post.

Really just art.

Simplest solution would’ve been to keep it secret from their gfs and done it only once a month

Yes, from the very beginning

>fucking a trans women is not gay.
fucking a trans "woman" is a little bit bi, which is a little bit gay

Karl was addicted to cock he didnt want to do it once a month

>fucking a trans women is not gay
is this true? physically you're banging a mentally ill chick with a grafted on dick. since its still a biological female its straight right?

I would have to agree with this guy. Anit nothing wrong with fucking that boy pussy. Bussy is life. And trans whores do way more than regular women. I have never met a woman that will eat my ass while i fart in her face. Or drink my pee from a toilet bowl while i fuck them in the ass.

But traps do it no questions asked.

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Youre thinking of trans men

Because fags are mentally ill sexually degenerate and so are you

It is time to stop being a degenerate

my bad i dont follow the PC terms very well. to me, being called a woman should relate to their biological gender not the one they wish they were.

This bloke is completely straight and his logic is solid.

That's fucking gay

im not a fag tho

They were both gay. seems like in this universe divorce wasn't a thing

It would had been funny if she knew the whole time but was just waiting for him to admit it. Like she walked into the living room and the whole thing was being projected on the TV but he didn't realize it.

They werent full on gay though.

virtual balls touching is not actual balls touching

but you would feel the stubble

he got a deal for witness protection

Some traps look exactly like women. But they have the brian of man so they are always DTF. When i walk into the club i cant just walk up to a ho and tell her to get on her knees and suck me off. But A transgender would be down. I could even back hand her first and tell her to suck me off and she would. I cum on and pee on her face right after too.Ill even spit on them.

Women cant compete!

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Incels always end up beig traps or trapfuckers (aka gay)

Blacks just stay in the closet because hollyjew hasn't made it socially acceptable for them yet. Right now, they're currently in the progress of normalizing gay niggas.

Ok, let me ask this if not already in thread: would it be gay if main guy and his wife played the game both as male characters and virtually fucked? And how much gayer is it if the wife pegs him with her pixel dong?

she got raped

>Some traps look exactly like women
totally bro

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Moment Karl said that I knew he was gay.

This desu
The whole VR thing was just convenient timing for her, now she gets to go out and ride the carousel while holding on to the keys to her husband's virtual chastity cage 364 days out of the year. It seems like a horrible false equivalence to say that Falcon's complicated VR relationship with his bro is as bad as his wife going out and slutting it up IRL

From my years in the fighting game community I can say that some niggas will definitely be getting their VR pussies smashed on the reg

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>you will never have virtual reality sexual relations with Chun Li

Lol, Mackie can just go buy another copy of the game and play it whenever he wants. He won in the end

Thought the son was gonna play the game and the friend was going to fug him by accident

1xMale 1xFemale IRL > 2xFemale VR

2xMale IRL > 1xFemale 1xHorse VR

Yeah this scene bothered me. Like come on, this is beyond just straight sexual chemistry why would they put that scene in there

Everybody is trying to put two guys assfucking each other at ram ranch (when they never fucking met each other IRL until then), when it's really two guys watching a SFM clip

it was part of the game

lol tf are you fussing about degeneracy for knowing what site you browse nigga

Based. I jacked off to it

Entire season was dog shit, by far worst season

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I don't why but I found that scene to be insanely hot.