Let's write an apology letter to Warwick. I'll start

Want

With

THEREFORE

Dropkick

FOR KHAZ MODAN

Your

steel-toed boot

Velma

DUBS AND YOU DON'T GET KICKED

*you're

Daughter

nice save

cuntsplosion

sorry

pussy

Furthermore

midge

Sincerely,

Let's try that again, shall we?

big

Whomst

Midgekicker

Sexually

midget

In case of an investigation by any federal entity or similar, I do not have any involvement with this group or with the people in it, I do not know how I am here, probably added by a thrid party, I do not support any actions by the member of this group.

Midge

Best

Internal bleeding

radioactive

Lilliputian

Ass

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However,

>I once met Warwick Davis at a book signing in Liverpool. I shook his hand and was surprised by how strong he was. You could tell he had a wiry strength to him that people oft underestimate. We ended up chatting for a good 10 minutes and he amazed me with how personable and warm he was. But the highlight of the evening came when a fat guy wearing a fedora and steel-capped boots walked into the room and started shouting "MIDGE, MIDGE, COME OUT, COME OUT". He was belligerent and aggressive. One of Warwick's assistants went to get security but Warwick stopped her and said he can handle it. He bravely walked into the crowd to try and resolve the issue. When the rotund aggressor saw him he went mad with rage and started running straight towards Davis. What happened next was like something out of a Matrix movie. The attacker powered up a nasty kick, aiming for Warwick's chin, but Warwick deftly spin-jumped up and to the right, avoiding the impact. In that same instant he flanked the pudgy assailant and landed a devastating punch straight to the back of the knee. The neckbeard's leg buckled from the sheer force of the punch and then gravity did the rest. He started falling back, threatening to crush Warwick beneath hundreds of pounds of lard but Warwick rolled away in the nick of time. All of this happened in less than 2 seconds. Needless to say the delinquent was knocked unconscious and Warwick was left winded but victorious. The audience gave him a heartfelt applause and he went back to signing books while the obese neckbeard was escorted from the premises and later arrested. What was particularly satisfying was his sobbing cries as he was dragged away; he kept repeating "I'm sorry Warwick, you're a not a midge after all".

Huge dick

For

Molecular

Daughter

testicular

prowess

unrivaled

Of

anally violate

thrusting

handsome

have sex

kick

My

virgin

testes

desu

love,

Chair

Bouncy

Stomach deformation

GODS

baka

Wow, that is a man of respectable height and stature OP, I am very nonchalant about his appearance, and truly appreciate his hard work in [insert movie here]. Warwick is a scholar, and I for one am very happy with my legally purchased copy of [insert movie here], even if I do not have any money at all that makes me worthy of pursuing in a court case. He truly shines as a breakout star in this movie and midge I hope he continues to make kinos of the same style and quality for years to come. Thank you Warwick

Steel-toed

inseminate

cancer

oniifam

feminine penis

ravage

Pooping

midge

femininity

beastiality

Wish you were my dad

extraterrestrial

microcephaly

Ass

butthurt

smother

beyond

spicy

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Why the fuck are you guys harrassing Warwick Davis so much? What the fuck did the guy ever do to you? Fuck off and get your own lives losers.

LITTLE

thunderdome

in

midge

mosquitodick

Overlooked

my

graphite

midge

increasingly

Midge

Scooby

thus

The

dooby

perhaps

DOOOOO

painal

Child fucker

Willow

Rubber

in

indubitably

sneed

>Dear shithead cuck midge midget let my I rape boypussy want with therefore dropkick for khaz modan your steel-toed boot velma dubs and you don't get kicked *you're daughter nice save cuntsplosion sorry pussy furthermore midge sincerely let's try that again, shall we big whomst midgekicker sexually midget in case of an investigation by any federal entity or similar, I do not have any involvement with this group or with the people in it, I do not know how I am here, probably added by a thrid party, I do not support any actions by the member of this group midge best internal bleeding radioactive lilliputian ass however huge dick for molecular daughter testicular prowess unrivaled of anally violate thrusting handsome have sex kick my virgin testes desu love, chair stomach deformation gods baka steel toed inseminate cancer oniifam feminine penis ravage pooping midge femininity beastiality wish you were my dead extraterrestial microcephaly ass butthurt smother beyond spicy little thunderdome in midge mosquitodick overlooked my graphite midge increasingly midge scooby thus the dooby perhaps dooooo painal child fucker willow rubber in indubitably sneed.

If a court case shall indeed occur pertaining to discrimination and online abuse directed toward Warwick Davis, I hereby state that I have not had any engagement or participation in said action, nor have I encouraged or condone such a thing. I have had no involvement nor given any encouragement to said abuse, and I do not support any discrimination or derogatory statements directed to Warwick Davis, whether past, present, or future.

Kek

couldnt be any better
we should send it asap

Dear Warwick Davis,

My name is Yea Forums. In short, this is a letter of apology. You were the bigger man in the end. It was no small endeavor having confronted me and I respect you for it. The vertically challenged around the globe should look up to you. To think I could stoop to such a level, below yours for sure, I deeply regret it. The tactics I used were short-minded and shallow. But you, Mr. Davis, remained grounded and didn’t let stunted emotions overtake you. Please accept this tiny letter as a token of apology you short little shit. Midget midget midget midget midget midget. I hope you fall in an old well.

-Yea Forums man

holy shit is this hideous waste of space still going? He has a really successful career. I don't get what is so funny about picking on him. The "manlet" shit got old years ago. Probably retarded /pol/tards who hate him for disliking trump (like every other celebrity on earth)

Holy fuck

Midge

maybe he's a Yea Forums shitposter and can't avoid it
must suck to be a celeb that's a meme on Yea Forums, like Aidan

Would've been perfect if it hadn't edged out at the end.

Sneed

have

BASED

why is this so fucking funny

Double A battery

Hey buddy, don't go around getting mad cause you can suck dick while standing up.

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Joyce?

WARWICK!!!!!!!!!

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why is this so funny

SIR!
I don't care if this is copypasta,you deserve a (You) 4u

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midge

Fresh off the boat eh?

nigger

I'd love to kick Warwick Davis in the head. Just take a few steps run up then catch him with the full force of my steel capped toe under his chin, send that little faggot flying through the air. As he lies on the floor, coughing and wheezing and chocking on his own blood, his jaw a mangled mess of bones detached from the rest of his skull, I stand over him and laugh wickedly. He looks up at me in fear and pain, his eyes searching, begging me for mercy. He finds none. I raise my boot then stomp down, splitting his skull like a melon and finally ending his pathetic life

yep.

prostate

>Dear Shithead Cuck MIDGE Midget, let my I rape boypussy want with. THEREFORE DROPKICK FORKHAZ MODAN. You’re steel-toed boot Velma daughter cuntsplosion. Sorry pussy. Furthermore, midge. Sincerely, big Midgekicker. Sexually midget. Best internal bleeding radioactive lilliputian ass. However, huge dick for molecular daughter. Testicular prowess unrivaled. Of anally violate thrusting, handsome, have sex. Kick my virgin testes, desu! Love, chair. Bouncy stomach deformation. GODS Baka. Steel-toed inseminate cancer, oniifam! Feminine penis, ravage! Pooping midge femininity beastialy. Wish you were my dad, extraterrestrial microcephaly! Ass butthurt smother beyond spicy. Why the fuck are you guys harrassing Warwick Davis so much? What the fuck did the guy ever do to you? Fuck off and get your own lives losers. LITTLE thunder dome in midge mosquitodick. Overlooked my graphite midge increasingly midge Scooby. Thus, the dooby, perhaps DOOOOO! Painal child fucker Willow Rubber in indubitably sneed. Holy fuck, midge. Sneed have BASED. Why is this so fucking funny? Double A battery. Joyce? WARWICK!!!!!!!!! MIDGE!!!! Fresh off the boat, eh, nigger? Yep! Prostate.

based af

> nice satire and wordplay
This is funny
> then spergs out
i take that back.

Char siu

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HOWEVER

OH

xoxoxoxo

BUTTSEX

>look at this photograph, everytime i do it makes me laugh.

Jews

>"Dear Shithead cuck MIDGE"

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Hitler

is

based

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Dinklage

sucks

is based

>FEMININITY
>BEASTIALITY
>EXTRATERRESTRIAL
>MICROCEPHALY

Is this the new death grips lyrics

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...

that guy is fucking based and should post more often

t. midge

terrible

preposterous.

Could someone please give me a quick rundown on the Warwick meme?

Können einige mir die Warwick meme erklären?

Kunne noen forklare meg dette megmeget om Warwick?

Potete dirmi che e tanto buffo con questo Warwick meme?

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>Hello? Is it midge you're looking for?

Should any federal or representative of the law find this thread let it be know that the stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Furthermore I would like for them to know that in no way have I ever associated or had prior contact with the people posting in this thread and have never participated in any form of discrimination or hate speech against anyone for any reason.

Started as a copy pasta mainly about Verne Troyer, and then later his name was replaced in the pasta with Davis. Davis after ages of the shit posting going on, posted a response on twitter saying he had contacted Yea Forums and essentially was going to sue the site over it's harassing him. This only made things worse for him, when he should have just ignored it.

Some of the pastas include elaborate ways he and his daughter would be tortured or raped or both, and made to fight other midgets and dogs, which would be like dragons to a midget.

VIOLATE

there was an old copypasta that someone started posting again and someone must've told him on twitter

>I'd love to kick Warwick Davis in the head. Just take a few steps run up then catch him with the full force of my steel capped toe under his chin, send that little faggot flying through the air. As he lies on the floor, coughing and wheezing and chocking on his own blood, his jaw a mangled mess of bones detached from the rest of his skull, I stand over him and laugh wickedly. He looks up at me in fear and pain, his eyes searching, begging me for mercy. He finds none. I raise my boot then stomp down, splitting his skull like a melon and finally ending his pathetic life

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Thank you

Dankeschön

Takk

Grazzie

The funniest thing to do to Warwick Davis and his family would be to kidnap him, and construct an elaborate midget village in a warehouse where he and his family could live in an appropriately sized home custom built for their various deformities. A peaceful place with all sorts of midget sized attractions and places to visit: a midget supermarket with small food stuffs and a midget car lot with little midget cars and a midget bar with tiny beer and shot glasses and liquor bottles.

Then once they’ve realized they can’t escape and have settled in, I would begin coming into the midget village at night dressed like a Kaiju monster and begin destroying their midget sized world, building by building, piece by piece. I would give them midget sized conventional appliances and whatnot to potentially Macguyver into possible defenses. I would of course crush any possible defense they could imagine with my normal sized feet.

They would be powerless to stop me, and I could finally experience my lifelong dream of watching all hope leave a man, a man I break by continuous, world ending torment. As his tiny hands reached toward their artificial sun set against the ceiling of what is only one ordinary sized warehouse, but to them their entire midget world, he would beg for his midget god to save him. I would answer his wailing cry with a declaration: But Warwick, I am your god now.

u2

>You imagine yourself...
>...as a fictional character.
>On a hit, epic motion picture.
>Either a theatrical presentation ala Gladiator
>Or a patrician television series, broadcast say on HBO, home of Rome and Game of Thrones.
>You are the either a hero or a villain, whichever you prefer to call yourself.
>You are facing your archrival, the wretched Pretender "Emperor" Warwickus Midgius Daviscus.
>The arc has reached its climax.
>This stump of a "man", this mutt, this mongrel, this ANIMAL is the only thing standing between you and your birthright, ruler of the Great user Empire.
>You know what you must do, and you proceed without mercy.
>"NOOOOOOOOOOO!"
>"THIS CANNOT BE HAPPENING, I'M IN CHARGE HERE"
>"B-B-B-BUT I BLOCKED YOU ON TWITTER!"
>"NOOOOOO EMPEROR ANONIUS I BEG YOU!"
>"HAVE MERCYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!"

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>ancient setting
>"I blocked you on twitter"
I chuckled

kek would watch

>Filthy fucking niggers! *toss* Go back to your own country! *throw* We don't want you here! *hurl*

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all he had to do was not respond. its a shame how out of touch boomers are

>Moshi moshi? Midge-chan desu...

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Sorry not sorry little nigger lol

>tfw someone disagrees with you on Twitter.

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Stop picking on him guys, he's a real human being with the same fears and doubts you have, although with this latest bout of harassment that may be magnified. My family does not take kindly to this!

he has to be magnified on screen

*assumes the kicking position*

youtube.com/watch?v=G3BjltKMWWQ

steady now, mr. davis

>protons

>tiny letter
best part