DUUUUUUDE. WE'RE, LIKE, IN COLLEGE NOW AND YOU'RE STILL A VIRGIN?...

yea they're called EoE, Ratrace, Matrix, and Shrek

Why is she so fucking pretty

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This is why Porky's is the only good sex comedy, no one falls in love with anyone and the boys are just thrill seekers who don't give a shit about anything but are still good-natured to each other, a lot more relatable than this 'she's out of my LEAGUE' garbage.

literally better than all the fag shit today

I didn't have my first kiss until I was 27

I stopped liking these movies when I actually went to college and realized how boring everyone is, there wasn’t any sweet keggers and jocks fighting with their shirts off while girls make out with each other

my dad is the guy in the white tank top on the right

Had sex

im in too deep
cant wait to fall a sleep
its all in my head
just want to get in bed
seeking kino films
on this board of endless dreams
they say Yea Forums is trash
i hope they get a rash

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Essential Yea Forumscore confirmed.

@virgin

i would do anything to go back bros

what tf are you using brb for in this context?

pop punk isn't good party music contrary to what hollywood told you. Chicks aren't throwing ass to Fat Lip

and what are you doing with your life son?

How can something be "easy to watch"

based AND red pilled

child support can ruin a man. lost your license, lose your job....get a man hating judge on your case...well here in America.

Stay a virgin, and just learn how to be good at it with your wife.

You could also just get a vasectomy you fool

STORMIN THROUGH THE PARTY LIKE MY NAME IS EL NINO

'stead of going under!!!! 'stead of going under!!!!!

I was a chad during my teenage years. Now I am a jobless shut in. I want to go back.

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as opposed to all the high IQ brainlets?

Tfw every day after school you just went on the internet instead of socializing with friends and family, and you ended up as a weirdo who over thinks everything as a result

fucking kek

lmao you sound like a faggy European or Australian that never got to have red party cups or backyard pool parties with kegs of beer and drinking games. Your life is a joke.

Sex before 18 is degenerate, and if you're for it I hope your daughter gets knocked up by a negro.

*Universal Studios logo appears onscreen*
youtube.com/watch?v=AtBaCEZJfJA

oof

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He got better.

jfc the early 2000s were a disgrace

The early 00s were kino. We had cellphones but not smartphones, high speed internet but not social media. Prime Nickelodeon, Cartoon Network and video games pretty much peaked in the sixth gen.

Australian parties are way wilder than that American movie bullshit

I remember this but I don't feel nostalgia, just deep disgust.

>Can’t Hardly Wait
except it’s high school

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Kys

God damn that is awful. Fuck millenials, the generation with worst taste in everything from fashion to music.

Probably a lot more snakebites.

lmao sucks for you

>*Slow generic "love at first sight" music starts playing*
>not this song:
youtube.com/watch?v=FC3y9llDXuM

ONE JOB OP

>incel loser capeshitters shitting on based teenage movies because they missed out on EVERYTHING and are bitter pieces of shit
lmao @ you

Pop punk is just nursery rhymes with guitars.

Zoomer genocide when?
youtube.com/watch?v=QfcLcDBII78

This is one of the oddest things I’ve ever seen written here. I’m not sure I understand any of you brb uses. Sucks you didn’t make it at least funny by using a word like RIPPEN or IMAGINE that could make into pasta.

this is the exactly how Dude, Where's My Car? begins

>I post on Yea Forums I totally got laid and fucked up with jocks lol I'm such a chad

Wtf does “rippen” mean? I’ve seen it posted multiple times on this board.

just have sex what's your problem?

Does anyone have a chart for essential 2000s America high school-core?

we all know what the formula is like but what is the best movie of genre ever made?

we all know what the formula is like but what is the best movie of this genre ever made?

I unironically run a pop punk club night that gets about 300 people in. I DJ and always get to take a girl home. Nostalgia + being on stage always ends in some big tit alt girl

American pie 2

we all know what the formula is like but what is the best movie of this genre ever made?

You’re doing the lord’s work, user.

brb means Big Refrigerated Beer (obviously referring to beer kegs)

THIS
youtube.com/watch?v=WekSv6nW3RM

there has literally never been a good party. rap is shit, loud niggers are shit, your drinks are shit. don't (You) me.

pop punk brah

Good on you but DJs in rock music always seem so dumb to me, like nigga you're a glorified playlist.

nobody listens to that shit and even if they did it's softer than baby shit, might as well put on kidz bop

AND YOU’LL FIND OUT THAT SOME GIRLS TRY TOO HARD
youtube.com/watch?v=Av4GrdaEzdE

Its for nostalgia not because its fucking Mozart, virgin

Oh It totally fucking is. I use electric decks hooked up to a laptop with spotify integrated. I'm in a band and have a job but there wasnt a night like this around here and my friends own a bar. I make between 400 - 600 every time I do it and drink for free. Its fucking great

your reply makes NO sense, in this context Mozart is even softer than Sum 41. you just like bad things and scored lower than niggers, is all.

Hey dum-dum, hardcore underground punk isn’t exactly panty dropping music. Everyone knows most pop punk bands were pretty much just boy bands that wore Vans but it’s catchy and girls like it.

i miss white people

>tfw bitches don't like Infest
I should be gay.

Early 2000s was a garbage decade with a trash aesthetic.

this except my middle school brain always thought that was like how highschool was like.

The only purpose of a party is to give sluts a place to congregate, everyone just pretends they enjoy everything else

sluts don't stop being sluts or start being hard to find just because there's no unintelligible rap music, vomit on the floor, or burning vaporized weed smell in the air

Not going to happen you worthless maggot. Millenials are the generation that pushed for LGBT, listened mainly MTV hits instead of forming their own taste in music and only aspired to party in higher education institutions. You are the first generation totally shaped by TV, films and social media. You are the people that started the cancer of IRC and Facebook. A generation of aimless drifters influenced by big corporations and peer pressure.

Yeah but a party atmosphere amplifies it through convincing her it's socially acceptable.

Women are such a fucking meme. I'm convinced they dont really exist. They just reflect what they are told to

What the fuck happened, lads?

>SCOTTY DOESN'T KNOW
>SCOTTY DOESN'T KNOW

what did he mean by this?

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t. sexlet

You've clearly never been to Australia, Ireland or Spain

youtube.com/watch?v=AXV2BPYLHjI

Find a more early 00's looking music video and song than this.

youtu.be/CDl9ZMfj6aE

>*Protagonist sees beautiful girl by herself on the dancefloor*
And she actually looks at him but her chad bf will be an obstacle

>Ireland
>wild parties
Yeah this is a big fat fucking lie, I'm Irish and can't imagine a more boring party than my secondary school's formal

thank god

God I love the pop punk era
>hot video girls
>sunny, bright blue SoCal skies
>most videos were humorous, everyone having a good time

Noone has "Big American Parties" in Europe in fucking general, you can get like 10 people max in a flat and everyone has to much respect or is a close friend to go absolutely mental in someones house

This, now you have this weird emo rap trap depression shit

>ywn lose your v card to kidz bop

Those movies were fun though. Literally the only comedy movies I liked, the rest was trash especially that adam sandler bullshit.

BEEEG AAMEREEEKAAN PARTEEZ

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I don't think American can handle being a white majority. This.. is what happens. It just doesn't mix well.

XD

stop going afk

beat me to it

youtube.com/watch?v=3FTS2tdmyYM

kikes

This also comes to mind:
youtube.com/watch?v=desJKYvdq9A

He taking breaks from writing his comment because he is sampling these movies in real time.

Or, you know,condoms

Jizzes in 2003 style

I'm pretty sure kikes were the ones pushing the "wild American parties with hot chicks bro" meme
The only difference is they stopped doing it in 2010s to focus on pushing gays and trans movies

>brb can relate because i was a teenager
>brb good music
>brb laughs here and there
>brb easy to watch
>brb all around fun movie
when you realize that this is a mini movie review

I miss the interchangeable rock sluts that always appear in the music videos

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It was just juvenile culture at the time. Blame dumb capitalism.

American here. I graduated from a big suburban high school in 2003. American Pie’s depiction of house parties was actually very accurate.

HONORABLE

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High school in the 2000s was a simpler time. Emo teen romance and shitty pop punk music. I miss it so much bros, no matter how cringe it may now seen.

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These movies and music videos depict the dumb suburban people that would have voted for Donald Trump in 2000. City people voted for Al Gore.

yeah I'm totally not jealous

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average iq on misc is around 80. go back fag.

Man you must’ve went to a lame college, cause my college years felt straight out of animal house or some shit

Does this fucking board like anything at all?

if any zoomers want to know what a early 00s high school party was like:
vimeo.com/77850684

Goddamn do I miss scene girls. They’ve all been replaced by cringey EDM groupies.

ha, that's really cool man

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>when you become another casualty of society

Jew flicks

>tfw you didn't do your college ed in the US

youtube.com/watch?v=JVz18pzDI0c

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>everyone talking and laughing together instead of staring at their phones
Holy shit, this might as well be a century ago.

what the

Americans can't legally drink until 21 and you think American high school parties are hardcore? lmao

>2013

dude use youtube vanced

>Be me virgin in college

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That Joker comment caught me off guard.

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We were never friends you fucking goblin. I’m never friends with goblins.

It's never been easier to hook up user. What the fuck are you doing?

Daily reminder that 2007 is the year that made everything go to shit.

Wanna know how i know you’re a virgin?

I’d say closer to 2010/2011. Smartphones didn’t really hit mass adoption until around the iPhone 4 or 4S.

That looks like absolute fucking hell, I don't think I could endure it for more than 10 seconds.

The meter isn't quite right, but this attempt deserved more (You)s.

>ywn experience teenage love with a qt

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I'm fat and don't take care of myself

based brainlet

I miss emo redditbros

>vimeo.com/77850684
NO NO NO NON O FUCK OFFF user

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Pointless pro jew moment in porkys. Ruins the whole movie.

Lol child support caps out at 1600 a month in texas. Are you poor? I spend like 3 grand on my son monthly. Id save money being divorced.

What's the matter user, did you miss out on something?

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Why does anyone she marries proceed to go on a downward spiral

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>reddit
It's time to leave fag

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imagine thinking losing your virginity is THIS important

>no asian girls
looks boring desu

Cope.
It literally is. Losing your virginity as a teenager initiates you into manhood; your entire perspective on life changes, and it defines you as a person. If you're a virgin in your 20s you're a manchild. If you reach 30 without sex you'll always be a manchild, even if you work up the courage to fuck a hooker.
Tick tock, virgins.

only in your delusional brain does this have any significance in the long term of your life, if you want to do something important like "initiating into manhood" or whatever, how about you become a father of a family or something meaningful?
>MUH SEX DEFINES YOU AS A PERSON
only if you let it retard

>literal :3

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made me laugh

Your entire biological imperative is to fuck. The first time you achieve this will always be a defining moment, because it's the first true taste of objective victory. You've become a man.
Cope harder though.

Get the noose

I DON'T PRACTICE SANTERIA

SO HERE I AM

>be 13
>fuck another kid
>holy shit I'm a man now

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jews become a man at 13, at thier bar mitzvahs, are you saying youre less man than a skinny jewish lanklet?

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Her Chad boyfriend who turns out to be a complete piece of shit, because otherwise the protagonist is the piece of shit for chasing after a woman in a relationship.

Man, those were the days

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I guess I'll just skip visiting bongland and go straight for Ireland then.

These movies were degeneracy propaganda.
People fell for it.

I lost my virginity when I was 17 to a virgin girl I really cared for and still have feelings for despite marrying another cuter virgin girl.
Hahahahahha

Are house parties in burgerland still like in those 2000's stoner comedies?

>tfw never been to a party, club or anything like that.

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On your side user. But did you pass sex ed?

She was a skater boy she said she you later boy

Pretty much except replace crappy pop punk music with crappy EDM.

>he thinks Donald trump ran in 2000
lmao retard

Thanks bro we're all gonna make it

what’s wrong redditbro?

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HAVE SEX HOLY FUCKING SHIT.

>sex doesn’t define you
>if you want to be a man become a father
lol how do you think babies happen?

youtu.be/wq-S8CIU7VA

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I bet you're a lot of fun at parties.

I remember being in elementary school when pop punk was popular and looking forward to participating in that partying culture but by the time I went to university in 2011 all that played at parties was rap and some kind of EDM-rap hybrid garbage.

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Based

I will never be 16 again, wearing red checkered vans and a Hawthorne Heights shirt on the way to make out with my emo gf at the park while listening to The Ataris and Comeback Kid.

WHY EVEN FUCKING LIVE ANYMORE

Where is this? All the clubs where I ive play the same nigshit, only other option is country.

Make up and video filter

>implying

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>Tfw rural md never had big house parties

Seething at all my Bethesda friends

>ywn be in the early 2000's going in a roadtrip with your buddies listening to this song

Depends on the year

All my college parties people just smoked dope. Most girls were actually kinda uggo or trashy

how

>PARTY ROCKERS IN DA HOUSE TONIGH

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What are Zoomer parties like nowadays? parties I went in school like 3 years ago people had no incentive to look at their phones and played beer pong or cards.

h-how do i do that?

Take it like a man you faggot

I really wish I could just press a button and stop existing

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Fucking retard miscer.

Every teen movie had the character on the top right

The early 1998-2000 zoomers are freshman in college now, and since we grew up on all these movies and crazy college party storys from our older siblings we try to recreate them, basically we get super drunk and listen to whatever shitty rap is playing and then either talk with friends or dare eachother to do reckless things, and later on make out with eachother. Its hard, but honest work.

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I remember one of these Van Wilder-ish blue mountain state-ish comedy central movies but I literally remember one scene

this chick deepthroats a dude and the dick gets stuck in her throat and the party is in the room with police and medics and shit trying to get the dick out of the throat and the guy starts to go flaccid and he moans and goes "it's hard again shit"

Seems disgusting like leave me to myself dammit you loud monkey cunt, I'll get laid when I want to.

Not gonna give the town cause I don't want you fucks finding out but a north west English town

I have. They suck. Not a place for people with aspergers, believe me. You'd feel like a fish out of water.

Ryan Trecartin influenced Death Grips visual style a lot. He made that video "centerjenny"

So Im having a hard time figuring out if this is an art piece dedicated to emulating the late 90s/early 2000s or if its genuinely old footage he cut together in 2013

Donald Trump was inaugurated twenty years ago. Feel old yet?

jokes on you, I did

They mean rippin THIS
*rips a fat one right on your face*

>acne
>hair hiding half her face
>still actually wearing make up
Boy you sure showed me

Your waifu isn't real

>third year of college
>Virgin
>Never went to a party
>Don't even have friends or anyone I even talk to
H-haha

I went through five years of college like that. Never made a friend, never spoke to a female

Based

attain copulation

No, not based at all. It makes me want to die just thinking about it.

hehe

i think i'd do fine if i had someone to go with. or friends for that matter.

Cope

How do you go through college without getting pussy. Girls want to get fucked everywhere on campus.

If I saw you walking alone on campus user I'd beat your ass

Have sex

The only reason why I did go out to these nightclubs and such was because of my friend who wasn't an autists but really liked me being around with him. But it didn't matter. When you're in there, your friend becomes just another person in the party, he goes do what people do in these situations like meeting new people, hitting on girls, etc, and your lack of social awareness takes the best of you and you start to feel confused as to why you're even there in the first place. Some people are just not made for these things.

Keanu doesn't even touch women nowadays in pictures

>STORMIN THROUGH THE PARTY LIKE MY NAME IS EL KINO

So most of Yea Forums(nel) then

This was always based and redpilled. Simultaneously showing that those types are undesirable and that men can just shrug off unwanted/regret sex for some laughs

Please post more 2000s trash rock/pop I live for this shit.

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Yeah that was a bummer. I like most rap (inb4 nigger) but the EDM was unbearable. At least these days “throwback parties” or whatever are pretty common, they’ll play some of that comfy 2000’s shit

>high test makes you a brainlet

The absolute state of incels.

rf

youtube.com/watch?v=y-jC3H_8Dk4

American Hi-Fi

>The early 1998-2000 zoomers are freshman in college now

1998 user here, just graduated college

Or you could just not be a

THE FASTER WE'RE FALLIN WE'RE STOPPIN AND STALLIN WE'RE RUNNING IN CIRCLES AGAIN

Asian girls ARE boring

but condoms dont feel good nigguh

AS A KID, WAS A SKID, NO ONE KNEW MY NAME

I was chad for a brief period between the age of 18 and 20, at college no less. I’ve seen the light boys, it was glorious

Maybe in your degenerate western countries.
Except it does

No correlation.

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You think this because you were a kid then, and when you were a kid is always the best time period. It’s ok, I feel the same way.

Though the video game peaking at 6th gen is objectively true, regardless of age

Why do you keep spamming this dumb image on this board?

Nostalgia for the early 00s is pretty much dead, on the internet it peaked in 2016-17.

Now in 2018-19, nostalgia has moved on to LATE 00s-early 10s things like Minecraft, MW2, electropop music, Justin bieber, Adventure time, iCarly, Hannah montana, etc. as zoomers started coming on the internet in larger numbers.

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>0:21
why did they make all of the crowd stand on something
it makes the dude look like a fucking 5"0 manlet

youtube.com/watch?v=-Obkkxng-0g

Prolly the most underrated early 2000s pop-rock song ever

Same but I haven’t moved on whatsoever and it’s been years and she’s married to someone else now and I can hardly even talk to girls anymore what do I do bros

What was the last good era to be a kid in here?

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Core millennial

Why do chicks get visibly angry and upset when they discover I'm a virgin? I've literally had women assault me because, in response to being asked if I am a virgin or not, I said I was.
They actually tried hitting me. I'm not even joking a little bit. They literally went out of their way to assault me, this has happened on more than one occasion.
I slapped a girl back once and she started flirting with me but then I called her a thot and she fucked off.
Women are crazy. Like actually mentally ill.

If you make this post ONE MORE TIME I swear I’m going to find you

They’re trying to forcibly take it from you user, DO NOT let them do this. Stay pure

have sex

I'm a mentally ill weeaboo who suffers from paranoia and occasional bouts of disassociation.
The very last thing on my mind is Arby's.

based

>implying her euro version wasnt better
youtube.com/watch?v=Q6omsDyFNlk

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>caring about what music they play
Dude, you were doing it way wrong

When I was at college, one of the more popular nightclubs was divided into 2 rooms and one of the rooms exclusively played pop-punk and pop-rock music.
It was always packed

I was like, "what's the difference?" and then I remembered scene girls weren't into blacks.

Aware

The 80's.
It's hilarious how millennials still insist on their biggest pop culture influences are from when they were like 4 years old, instead of closer to 14 like every generation before them, because they desperately want to disassociate with their actual adolescence. I've seen compulsive liars on here actually convince themselves they have vivid memories from being 2 years old.

How in the fuck is she anyway like Avril

boomer here, we had a geek friend who turned 18 and he was still a virgin, we were so sorry for him we took him into the whore house which was a common practice back then.

I miss my childhood, guys.

I blame Y2K to be honest.

If Y2K actually happened, we would have gone back to Steampunk days.

she's a turkroach and she aged horribly

the idea that virgin will now fall flat as an insult frightens certain shitposters. mainly because women/feminine minded men need to believe what they can offer (sex) is high value to secure commitment/a relationship. but gen z isn't going to care for sure. they'll be able to go "nah not interested" and genuinely ngaf when trannies/harpies try to denigrate them
full circle, the opposite of the 90s paradigm is the next big thing

Same, took the virginity of the hottest girl in my highschool, now I can barely talk to another human being without dropping my spaghetti.

youtube.com/watch?v=2H5uWRjFsGc

Why aren't there any new movies being made that take place in late 90s/early 2000s? Why are {{{they}}} so desperate to make everyone forget about this era?

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youtube.com/watch?v=_66jPJVS4JE

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waiting_for_Tonight

This was the song I heard when it was January 1, 2000.

from what i can tell he shot it in high school in 2000 and then edited and released it 2013. if he's lying then i'm impressed he got people to rock those hair styles again for an art video.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eternal_September

>Eternal September or the September that never ended[1] is Usenet slang for a period beginning in September 1993,[2][3] the month that Internet service provider America Online (AOL) began offering Usenet access to its many users, overwhelming the existing culture for online forums.

>Before then, Usenet was largely restricted to colleges and universities. Every September, a large number of incoming freshmen would acquire access to Usenet for the first time, taking time to become accustomed to Usenet's standards of conduct and "netiquette". After a month or so, these new users would either learn to comply with the networks' social norms or tire of using the service.

>Whereas the regular September freshman influx would quickly settle down, the influx of new users from AOL did not end and Usenet's existing culture did not have the capacity to integrate the sheer number of new users.[4][5] The influx was exacerbated by the aggressive direct mailing campaign by AOL Chief Marketing Officer Jan Brandt, which most notably involved distributing millions of floppy disks and CD-ROMs with free trials of AOL.[6]

>Since then the popularity of the Internet has brought on a constant stream of new users. Hence, from the point of view of the early Usenet, the influx of new users in September 1993 never ended.

>Dave Fischer appears to have coined the term in a January 1994 post to alt.folklore.computers: "It's moot now. September 1993 will go down in net history as the September that never ended."[7]

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Get off Yea Forums son. I am disappointed in you

Same

Is that Matt Damon?

Yeah

Absolutely based and checked.

retard

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based

This.

I know you fags hate this band, but still I'll always remember it as sort of a "farewell to the 2000's". It just has that comfy victorious but bittersweet feel.

youtu.be/yuFI5KSPAt4

Snakebite is a decent drink desu

It's a great song but I think you're projecting your own emotions to the song

the same is true for every dj in every club. No one notices whether or not the dj scratches the decks or whether the remixes they play personally belong to them. they just need to choose which songs to put on and when to switch to the next song.

the drummer does dap at 1.52

>hello fellow kids

>x is just y lmao
You're so funny, what a funny observation, retweeting that one for sure

The 90's-00s lied to us

youtu.be/F1B9Fk_SgI0

We've already experienced what youth has to offer. You're pissing your youth away on his mongolian yak fetish forum. In a few years you'll be a thousand times more bitter than any 30 year old incel you see here today.

>"any 30 year old incel you see here today."
>mfw I've been here for more than 10 years
>mfw I've wasted my youth on a burmese basket weaving forums

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Best teen comedy coming thru

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Kys

>he didn't utilize the infographic threads on Yea Forums to score pussy before every normie cunt began googling things

You wouldn't believe the amount of fatties I got to nibble on my dick by revealing the secret Big Mac sauce.

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Are you me

i never saw any movies like that

how old are you? I'm 22 right now and feel like I've just begun to experience everything life has to offer in the last year or so. In high school/my teenage years I was a pretty shy, awkward incel who would post on Yea Forums a lot, but I hit college and came into my own a little more and now I rarely come on here. Sometimes I just like coming back and talking to random people every once in a while. If you've already gone through your 20s, what exactly should I expect? I'm 2 years in and they've been better than any of my teenage years, by far. But at what point do you really need to grow up? If at all?

>seeking life advice on Yea Forums

Here's one: kill yourself

As a zoomer I never experienced it.
What caused subcultures to die out? School is divided by race now and pretty much all boys had the same interests (COD and soccer)

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Universities in London are hell and fully 'diverse' but once you explain to the local arabic group you consider sex before marriage a sin and dislike all the other degenerates you fit right in. Mashallah my brothers.

When people grows up depends entirely on the person. I'm 30 now, and in a lot of aspects I'm just as fucking childish as I was when I was 18. But I stopped partying, mindlessly hunting pussy and trying to "experience things" by the time I was 25. It got old, and I figured I preferred to rather stay home, relax and shitpost here. I don't chase pussy. It automatically falls into your lap a few times a year unless you're autistic.

But I work with a lot of people in their late 40s who have the exact same mentality as most 18-20 year olds. They're probably never going to grow up, and since they're all childless, they've turn into that one funny uncle who drinks too much during christmas parties. Don't become that guy.

I just looked up rippen. This is the dumbest fucking shit I've seen in years. /x/ really is the worst board.

it's starting to
In my country there's a sopa opera placed on 90's and it's the first thing I see about this kind of content

you can find advice anywhere in the fucking world. i'm not exactly coming to Yea Forums specifically for life advice, but sometimes you can muster a few gems out of this shitposting

Yeah I always thought that image was off. I was born in 1982 and only have vague memories of most of the stuff shown in the Late Gen X panel. My actual childhood when I was cognizant of pop culture was the stuff listed in the Early Millennial panel.

i've always told myself I could have kids or at least get married if I met the right girl. obviously at this age I'm not interested in those things, but i've actually become more confident with girls this past year and am talking to more right now than i ever have been in my life. i guess it's a little different for my aged people since we came of age during the social media era, and with shit like instagram and tinder it is so easy to connect with the opposite sex and end up talking to like 7 or 8 other girls at the same time. i mean at least if you're somewhat attractive and not completely autistic. but a lot of the times it does feel empty and meaningless, as it's still very hard to find a girl i would actually date long term. idk, your early 20s in this era are fucking weird, that's all i can really say.

Yo dudes I'm 26 and have made 0 friends in college lol

college now is a lot different. unless you go out of your way to make friends or join a frat (which is even more money) it's really hard to actually engage with people in classes and on campus and shit since nobody is really there to just meet people. everyone has something to do and somewhere to go.

most of my friends i've made in college have been through jobs or mutual friends, rarely ever do i actually meet people in class. idk, life's weird.

Here's some advice pasta I saved from the early days of Yea Forums. I know a lot of it seems obvious now, given the acceleration of things, but they're still important lessons.

1. Don't pick on the weak. It's immoral. Don't antagonize the strong without cause, it's stupid.
2. Don't hate women. It's a waste of time
3. Invest in yourself. Material things come to those that have self actualized.
4. Get in a fistfight, even if you are going to lose.
5. Don't take proffered advice without critical analysis. 90% of all advice is intended to benefit the proponent, not the recipient.
6. You'll spend your entire life listening to people tell you how much you owe them. You don't we the vast majority of people shit.
7. Don't undermine your fellow young men. Mentor the young men that come after you. Society recognizes that you have the potential to be the most powerful force in society. It scares them.
8. As a young man, you're on your own. Society divides and conquers. Unlike women who have advocates looking out for them, almost no one is looking out for you.
9. Young men provide the genius and muscle by which our society thrives.
10. Know that few people have your best interests at heart. Your mother does. Your father probably does (if he stuck around). Your siblings. Everybody else worries about themselves.
11. Don't be afraid to tell people to "Fuck off" when need be. It is an important skill to acquire. as they say, speak your piece, even if your voice shakes.

12. Acquire empathy, good interpersonal skills and confidence. Learn to read body language and non-verbal communication. Don't just concentrate on your vocational skills, or you'll find your wife fucking somebody else.
13. Stay /fit/
14. Never speak ill of your wife/girlfriend. Back her up against the world, even if she's wrong. She should know that you have her back. When she needs your help, give it. She should know that you'll take her part.
15. Don't cheat on your wife/girlfriend. If you must cheat, don't humiliate her.
16. If your girlfriend doesn't make you feel good about yourself and bring joy to your life, fire her. That's what girlfriends are for.
17. Don't bother with "emotional affairs". They are just a vehicle for women to flirt and have someone make them feel good about themselves.
18. Becoming a woman's friend and confidant is not going to get you into an intimate relationship.
19. Realize that love is a numbers game. Guys fall in love earily. You're going to see some girl and feel like you'll die if you don't get her. If she rejects you, fuck her, move on to the next one.

based brb poster
based teenage film lover

This is what Elliot Rodger watched that drove him insane btw

Homogenization of subcultures into one blob of conformity. It's kind of like how Europe used to have all these distinct cultures, but everyone's throwing away their traditions to become part of the new global culture. Partly due to people spending so much time on the internet, partly due to global capitalism. Example: you can go to Japan and walk into a McDonald's that's exactly the same design as the ones in America. Soon everything will be the same worldwide because that's what makes the most profit. Boundaries between peoples will be erased, cultures will be lost and everyone will be part of the new global culture.

sigh, why can’t Yea Forums be this based

what movies are you describing? haha

classic 2000s
Takes me back

just log off
you'll be back within 6 to 12 months

Nice

Little did this poster know just how pussified Yea Forums would become in only a scant few years.

CRINGE thread

these movies were made for 15 year olds so this post is true

i got you youtube.com/watch?v=kM6w3_ljSwo

>get into fight at school with muscular kid
>get one lucky face punch and win
>everyone treats me like a god for a few days, get to sit with popular kids at lunch, even hang out with them outside of school
>was just getting into the swing of it, charisma level was going up, able to flirt with girls
>muscular kid shoves me and starts another fight
>beats the shit outta me
>everyone treats me like shit and makes fun of me for the rest of high school
I COULDA DEVELOPED INTO A CHAD FOR LIFE BUT IT WAS ROBBED FROM ME FUUUCK

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How do we bring back 00s bro culture, bros?

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Mean Girls
Superbad
Not Another Teen Movie
Napoleon Dynamite

I miss demotivator memes.

Adding:
The New Guy
Loser
Road Trip
Slackers
Old School

I enjoyed the Entourage movie very much.

So did I. They got it made just before the me too movement.

when the top rippen off

You got it, buddy:
youtube.com/watch?v=YPtYRiYADQk

Happy summer, bros
youtube.com/watch?v=onq2nRZL1mo

im a zoomer and firsthand witnessed scene girls turn into nigger loving rap girls feelsbad