Taylor Swift is Bombalurina in Cats (2019).
Taylor Swift is Bombalurina in Cats (2019)
I'd Bomb her alurina 8 years ago but not anymore
Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO FUCK *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~
That's a man
baste
Do you think they'll make her lose some fucking weight for once?
fag
taylor swift is a man? you mean she has a penis under that dress??
THICC taytay is best taytay. fuck off stick-lover
Wow, she really hit the wall
>being this gay
>implants
thicc taytay is a fraud
Cats has always and will always suck.
Taylor Swift won't save this movie, and casting Rebel Wilson just solidifies my decision to never see it.
That's the same body with fake tits and different lighting/angle.
I could care less about her body though. Her face is 10/10
I checked with my penis and he doesn’t care that they’re implants, so I’m cool with it too.
same desu
I feel sorry for Judi Dench and Ian McKellen though.
this movie might make me break my dick.
needs more swastikas
Fat TayTay is so hot
Name a decent musical after 1960 that isn't Grease or animated.
across the universe :)
>Taylor Swift and Rebel Wilson
wew two of the sexiest women in hollywood imo can't wait for this kino
holy based
Why is she so perfect bros?
she isnt shes a feminist and anti gun
so, she's a woman
white trash
She's attractive, but no more than a well-maintained high 6 / low 7. She's an example of how well one can do if they take good care of themselves and dress flatteringly.
she had to be fat for a year to hide getting breast implants
sad life
cant just do something, have to always hide it
also pathetic lmfao
nigger lover
Sound of Music
[citation needed]
I liked Les Miserables.
She sure is Op and it’s going to be awseoME! I think she is made for the role. Will need to dig out my cat ears And ball of yarn for it.
>High 6/low 7
She is more of a 8/low 9
>a movie based on the musical Cats
>starring Taylor Swift
STICC > THICC
this
this movie will be released during the xmas holiday for people to take their kids to. It could bomb like mary poppins.
Does anyone know of a good place to get Broadway bootlegs?
nepotism whore
she's not Jewish.
BUT I GOT SMARTER
I GOT HARDER IN THE NICK OF TIME
HONEY I ROSE UP FROM THE DEAD
I DO IT ALL THE TIME
what dat mouf do
what does that have to do with anything
she's born with a silver spoon in her mouth and her music career is nothing but a product of called in favors from her dad and grand dad
are all pop superstars frauds and have actually killed the person they're imitating?
What movies are next for Taylor.
Zeena is friends with A Wyatt Mann
wrong doofus
Scary movie 6
Mannequin remake
Then an episode of Black Mirror
And its more and better than she should get.
She has Brad Pitt-tier perfect posture. Is this why she triggers incels?
every sane person should be anti-gun you amerishart
It used to be terrible
Im gonna say it is, and she just sat up straight then.
imagine taking a picture of Taylor Swift and Jimmy Fallon and focusing the camera on Jimmy.
There's a lot of cool people in this picture.
Boyd is based. Funny that Adam is a Jew and no one, well, mostly Bob Heick, seems to care.
ugly