Taylor Swift is Bombalurina in Cats (2019)

Taylor Swift is Bombalurina in Cats (2019).

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I'd Bomb her alurina 8 years ago but not anymore

Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO FUCK *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~

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That's a man

baste

Do you think they'll make her lose some fucking weight for once?

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fag

taylor swift is a man? you mean she has a penis under that dress??

THICC taytay is best taytay. fuck off stick-lover

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Wow, she really hit the wall

>being this gay

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>implants

thicc taytay is a fraud

Cats has always and will always suck.
Taylor Swift won't save this movie, and casting Rebel Wilson just solidifies my decision to never see it.

That's the same body with fake tits and different lighting/angle.

I could care less about her body though. Her face is 10/10

I checked with my penis and he doesn’t care that they’re implants, so I’m cool with it too.

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same desu

I feel sorry for Judi Dench and Ian McKellen though.

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this movie might make me break my dick.

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needs more swastikas

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Fat TayTay is so hot

Name a decent musical after 1960 that isn't Grease or animated.

across the universe :)

>Taylor Swift and Rebel Wilson

wew two of the sexiest women in hollywood imo can't wait for this kino

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holy based

Why is she so perfect bros?

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she isnt shes a feminist and anti gun

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so, she's a woman

white trash

She's attractive, but no more than a well-maintained high 6 / low 7. She's an example of how well one can do if they take good care of themselves and dress flatteringly.

she had to be fat for a year to hide getting breast implants

sad life

cant just do something, have to always hide it

also pathetic lmfao

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nigger lover

Sound of Music

[citation needed]

I liked Les Miserables.

She sure is Op and it’s going to be awseoME! I think she is made for the role. Will need to dig out my cat ears And ball of yarn for it.

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>High 6/low 7
She is more of a 8/low 9

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>a movie based on the musical Cats
>starring Taylor Swift

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STICC > THICC

this

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this movie will be released during the xmas holiday for people to take their kids to. It could bomb like mary poppins.

Does anyone know of a good place to get Broadway bootlegs?

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nepotism whore

she's not Jewish.

BUT I GOT SMARTER
I GOT HARDER IN THE NICK OF TIME
HONEY I ROSE UP FROM THE DEAD
I DO IT ALL THE TIME

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what dat mouf do

what does that have to do with anything
she's born with a silver spoon in her mouth and her music career is nothing but a product of called in favors from her dad and grand dad

are all pop superstars frauds and have actually killed the person they're imitating?

What movies are next for Taylor.

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Zeena is friends with A Wyatt Mann

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wrong doofus

Scary movie 6
Mannequin remake
Then an episode of Black Mirror

And its more and better than she should get.

She has Brad Pitt-tier perfect posture. Is this why she triggers incels?

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every sane person should be anti-gun you amerishart

It used to be terrible

Im gonna say it is, and she just sat up straight then.

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imagine taking a picture of Taylor Swift and Jimmy Fallon and focusing the camera on Jimmy.

There's a lot of cool people in this picture.
Boyd is based. Funny that Adam is a Jew and no one, well, mostly Bob Heick, seems to care.

ugly